@AlienIncubus:
people are going to kill me for this, but, I kind of agree.
Nick Simmons should be slowly dismembered while being hung (by his neck) over a raging fire. Castration comes first, followed by the removal of lesser organs, then moving on to the digestive system, then finally the lungs.
All of the pieces removed are stuffed in his mouth like the garbage pail it is before finally finishing by wrapping his body in tin foil and tossing it over the side of a truck into a storm drain, throwing a grenade in after it, then peeing on whatever remains.