I think Naruto's given more deep-throat then any girl in the back streets of Thailand at this point.
The guy didn't even gag or shudder this time. He stripped that thing out as if it were a chicken wing.
I think Naruto's given more deep-throat then any girl in the back streets of Thailand at this point.
The guy didn't even gag or shudder this time. He stripped that thing out as if it were a chicken wing.
Meh medicore chapter.
Definitely better than the last couple of chapters before.
And Naruto regurgitated a crow.
Naruto needs to chew his food..
I think im gonna use this as signature.
Thanks LuffyWinner.
Naruto is now a zombie, a dull artificial lifeless abomination that no longer resembles the person it was before it died, its a walking corpse that wants to be put down, that wants deaths saving scythe to liberate it from its no longer meaningful, hideous existence forever.
Its wants out.
What's wrong with the image? I don't see anything wrong unless it's Naruto saying "Real top secret mission."
Sasuke .
''look i'm kishimoto and i'm a hack so i'll put a homicidal maniac on a relaxing, peaceful summer colorspread! For old times sake to appease those brain dead fangirls of mine!.
''look i'm kishimoto and i'm a hack so i'll put a homicidal maniac on a relaxing, peaceful summer colorspread! For old times sake to appease those brain dead fangirls of mine!.
whoa, eerily accurate! That sounds just like him! It's like he's right here! Say something else, say something else!!
Oh, and maybe it's just me, but I thought Nagato could only control his summons with the black piercings when he himself was fused or stuck with those black piercings. Apparently he didn't need them? If not, why was he like that then in the Pain arc?
The black piercings were on their noses and on ones ears I think.
Wait, why doesn't nagato revive the zombies before he was changed to manual mode by kabuto?
If he revived those, they would have been destroyed, or freed.
Really nice chapter.. nice balance between the talking and the fighting and Im getting really interested in seeing what Itachi gave to Naruto. I hope Itachi does not get seal after this encounter because I want him to meet Sasuke one last time
hmmmmmm.
it was alright, considering the previous chapters b4 this, nothing can beat those in the mediocre department. (of course that doesn't mean he wont try)
does it annoy anyone else but me, that everyone of these zombie fights have had the enemy giving him tips on how to destroy them????? i mean who does that?!
The "zombies explaining what they're about to do" thing is perfectly appropriate considering most of them are fighting their "friends" and family against their will.
Kabuto is idiot, what's the advantage of giving the zombies their memories and personalities? And why didn't he turn them into 'mindless killing machines' like he said?
I thought the chapter was nice. Yes, it's annoying that the enemies are giving tips on how to defeat them during battle and giving the opponents heads up and all that but as Cyan said it's in character. What Kishi needs to do is follow up on Kabuchimaru's intentions to turn all the zombies into mindless fighting machines like he did with Zabuza and Haku.
Good action, Sasuke's reason to destroy the village still doesn't make sense, Killer Bee is a badass, and we're finally going to find out what that crow is for. I guessed long ago it would be activated if Sasuke used MS on Naruto, but it seems Itachi got to it first.
Wait what I didn't even understand where the crow came from. From what I gather thanks to you guys, Itachi inserted it into Naruto :ninja: Maybe I should pay more attention to the plot but I somehow lost it around… well, I can't remember :ninja:
Still a good chapter.
@Cyan:
The "zombies explaining what they're about to do" thing is perfectly appropriate considering most of them are fighting their "friends" and family against their will.
yeah i get that.but there's no tension, or conflict what-so ever,or any type of excitement or suspense. at least in my eyes.
naruto! dodge! im right behind you!
now aim for a specific spot on my torso which will render me useless!
its just so jarring, and i just sit there with a blank stare.
The best part about the "zombie advice" is that no one actually follows it.
"look i'm a close range taijutsu specialist so use ranged attacks to attack WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU MOVING CLOSE TO ME"
@RobbyBevard:
Sasuke .
alright Fair enough
Raikage trolled with his tips and told the Doton people to stay close during his attack, because was a Raiton user.
That was okay, nothing special. Guess we're finally going to find out what that crow is all about.
The crow came out now so Naruto won't have any defense against Sasuke's EMS but Kyuubi.
Narujesus will work soon…
The crow came out now so Naruto won't have any defense against Sasuke's EMS but Kyuubi.
Narujesus will work soon…
We don't know if it is a one time thing yet… We even don't know if it is a MS defence system.
And I really don't think it is a one time power-up because otherwise Itachi would have acted differently. Saying thins like "shit, i activated it!" etc.
This is a defense system against uchihas, Kishi intended to use it against Sasuke, but now he has to make Naruto convert Kyuubi so that's why he used it against Itachi.
Itachi : Damn i didn't want it to be like that, i wanted it to be your key to beat Sasuke, sorry Naruto.
Naruto : It's okay because i have mom and dad and kyuubi, i'll beat him alone grin
Itachi then reaches nirvana.
Hey you know what? Who gives a shit if the crow was something to help battle the Sharingan or not, because Kishimoto can contradict it later on with some other bull-shit reason or technique that somewhat makes sense but you still can tell was completely pulled out of his ass. And even if it was something important chances are it won't be later on.
I stopped caring about the crow a long time ago, but i can't shake the feeling that it has a direct relationship with Kyuubi befriending Naruto.
Naruto will in all likelihood swallow the crow again, and when Itachi's MS eyes are laid onto Naruto the technique will activate. It makes sense since Sasuke took Itachi's eyes. See how far Itachi had predicted things? But I guess he couldn't predict Madara knowing everything about the Uchiha slaughter even though he was involved in it. It's also a good thing that Naruto is going to try to upkeep the pride of the Uchiha clan by hiding the truth. Because the Uchiha clan deserved it. Sasuke deserves it as well.
yeah i get that.but there's no tension, or conflict what-so ever,or any type of excitement or suspense. at least in my eyes.
naruto! dodge! im right behind you!
now aim for a specific spot on my torso which will render me useless!its just so jarring, and i just sit there with a blank stare.
i think its more the way they seem to be saying it.
its like there are no !!!!! points at all. when i was reading it felt like they were just reading out of a boring book going "aim for here for max damage" "i'm going to be behind you soon" ect.
no emotion at all in their talk. i think its their faces that don't change at all that gives this impression. no emotion at all.
It's almost like fighting a boss in a video game when you've already watched a video on how to beat it or already knowing all of its weak spots.
I think i'll refer to a quote from Kidomaru (Spider Guy):
When you know how to beat the game, it suddenly becomes boring. Games have to be played slowly, or else its a waste.
To Kabuto, this whole Edo Strategy involves pitting dead people and/or friends against one another. The point would be so much stronger if the dead friends had some degree of mind manipulation, making them care less about their old friends. All that should have remained to keep it a good emotional picture would be the memory alone. No Emotional attachment. Picture Asuma without any emotional attachment to Ino, Shikamaru and Chouji, and the addition of having returned to the living world? Some would call it character butcher, though what we are getting now is not any better at all.
But that sort of interesting character clashing is disrupted by the same revived one's exposing their weaknesses, even to total strangers because they want to be defeated. Okay, so you want to return where you came from. Are you absolutely sure that nobody is glad to return to the living world, even if as a revived dead?
There's no point to bringing back outplayed characters if they are just going to bitch about wanting to be defeated and praising the new "generation". Oh wait, there is one. Empty chapters to fill in quickly for your writing, so you can take a leave for vacation.
: We need a new arc for Naruto Kishi, and we dont care what it is as long as you make it.
Kishi: But I really planned on taking this vacation with my wife duh. Hmm, I already kind of dislike Naruto to begin withas it is right now, so it probably wont hurt to recycle old characters to fill in the first stage of the war. Yeah yeah, thats it.
Kishi Thinks to himself: The stupid fans have proved to buy anything I throw at them regardless. Grin
Makes 50 Chapters
Kishi: Here you go, now where's my money? Grabs Money Alright, thanks, gotta go. Closes Door
: Im sure we can fill in some passion here and there, how about doing that parent love for Gaara?
: Yeah, that'll be fine (Everyone else in the room nods)
I always thought the zombies should go the Blackest Night and basically be perversions of their old selves, insulting and mocking their past loved ones for being failures who couldn't save them. That would've worked a lot better than what we have here. There's no drama to zombies telling their enemies how to defeat them and it's not hard to believe Kabuto could screw around with the old personalities of his subjects. But as we all know Kishi doesn't seem to care about his story anymore.
@Kareem:
I always thought the zombies should go the Blackest Night and basically be perversions of their old selves, insulting and mocking their past loved ones for being failures who couldn't save them.
Oh wow… that would be awesome. The Asuma chapter would be heartbreaking though. :( Shikamaru probably would take it REALLy hard.
You know how Shikamaru picked up smoking because of his death? Did they edit that scene in the anime release they run on cartoon network? I think I had stopped watching the anime by then and I was curious if they kept it. I know it's not 4Kids so it wouldn't be replaced with a lollipop, but I was just wondering about it.
You know how Shikamaru picked up smoking because of his death? Did they edit that scene in the anime release they run on cartoon network? I think I had stopped watching the anime by then and I was curious if they kept it. I know it's not 4Kids so it wouldn't be replaced with a lollipop, but I was just wondering about it.
I don't even think it was in the original anime… lol.
I don't even think it was in the original anime… lol.
Oh lol. Well I guess that answers that then.
By the way everyone. I came to a startling realization just a few minutes ago. I've been leading to this realization for a few days now (really for months now) and now I finally know the truth.
Naruto Sucks! Fuck it! It's not worth your time and money! Naruto is not an awesome or good series just because there are times where can it be amazing and there are genuinely good characters in it. It is extremely mediocre at the very best and you can do far, far, far better than it even in the realms of Shonen Battle manga. I'm just saying this because only about a year ago I actually used to say "Naruto's not that bad, I could even say it's good because it can be really good at times. Even if it has been total shit for years; it has past glory and that's all that matters right?" which is stupid.
I also used to say "Hey Naruto's not as bad as Bleach or Fairy Tail or Twilight or the average Michael Bay movie. So it's good right?" Saying a work of fiction is good because it's not as shitty as other shitty works of fiction is terrible logic. Just because you can do worse doesn't mean you can't also do much, much better. I actually used to kind of dismiss other manga saying "Ah Toriko and Negima and Hunter x Hunter and Eyeshield 21 probably aren't that great. I mean did you see Naruto vs Gaara or Sandaime Hokage vs Orochimaru? That shit was great!" Then I actually began to read these series and soon enough I realized "Wow! They have all of the awesome moments and epic characters Naruto has, with much better stories and far fewer flaws! Naruto is shit, after all!"
I apologize for my sins of being a semi-Narutard a while back before I joined this forum (I mean I admitted flaws but I kind of underplayed them saying "The good moments make it all worth it. And it's not as bad as other terrible works of fiction!") When really the good moments honestly aren't enough and as I said before being better than other shitty series isn't enough to make a work of fiction good. It was once of my favorite series but it's been terrible for years and thus I no longer truly care for it, sad as that is.
So once more, take it from the top: Naruto Sucks! Read Toriko, Eyeshield 21, Berserk and Hunter x Hunter instead you goddamn fanboys! I won't unfairly bash the series. I'll only criticize it when it deserves it (which is pretty frequent honestly) but I don't feel any reason to defend the series or praise it anymore. It's been godawful for years.
Still. Chunin Exams and Zabuza arc and even to a lesser extent the other part one arcs are some pretty damn good shit. I could actually recommend Naruto to people if they feel they can bail at any point in time. Because they should bail. Because if they're at volume 40 and they feel the series is starting to get stupid and aggravating, then trust me my friend: It gets worse. Far, far worse. Bleeds from the soul
I would just say that part 2 does not exist.
Yeah overall, Naruto sucks now.
Oh lol. Well I guess that answers that then.
what he said, instead the anime went with the lighter as the symbolic item.
So I was reading this month's Shonen Jump and remembered what exactly happened in the set of Naruto chapters.
Konan's rainbow bullshit, THE FROG SUITS, and Naruto's Bizarre Ecology Survey.
They edited out the armadillo schlong - thank God - and seeing the frog suits again just made me feel dirty.
@Cyan:
They edited out the armadillo schlong - thank God
Huh. I was wondering if they would keep it. Good choice.
@Cyan:
They edited out the armadillo schlong - thank God
And people will complain about this.
I bet that crow was pooping in Naruto's Stomach the whole time. No wonder so much shit came out of Naruto's Mouth. Get it!!!
@Cyan:
They edited out the armadillo schlong
I didn't know what you was talking about when you said this so I google imaged it and- OH GOD WHY DID I DO THAT, the memories resurfaced.
It would have been an exscuse for the fans to apreciate it atleast. It would have given them a character recycle that served to strengthen the protagonist resolve as well as flesh out Kabuto as the villain he is.
Its quite hard to see him as very threatening if his revived goons instruct the foe on how to beat them.
EDIT: This?
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@Cyan:
They edited out the armadillo schlong - thank God -
Well, that's one good thing.
So, did Naruto call the armadillo a girl then?
Well, that's one good thing.
So, did Naruto call the armadillo a girl then?
Poor Hinata efforts to seduce Naruto is pointless. Not only has her beloved become homo for sauce but he is into beastiality. How much worse could it possibly get for Hinata.
…who's Hinata.
@Cyan:
…who's Hinata.
some chick who is a gender bender version of negi i believe
@Kareem:
By the way everyone. I came to a startling realization just a few minutes ago. I've been leading to this realization for a few days now (really for months now) and now I finally know the truth.
Naruto Sucks! Fuck it! It's not worth your time and money! Naruto is not an awesome or good series just because there are times where can it be amazing and there are genuinely good characters in it. It is extremely mediocre at the very best and you can do far, far, far better than it even in the realms of Shonen Battle manga. I'm just saying this because only about a year ago I actually used to say "Naruto's not that bad, I could even say it's good because it can be really good at times. Even if it has been total shit for years; it has past glory and that's all that matters right?" which is stupid.
I also used to say "Hey Naruto's not as bad as Bleach or Fairy Tail or Twilight or the average Michael Bay movie. So it's good right?" Saying a work of fiction is good because it's not as shitty as other shitty works of fiction is terrible logic. Just because you can do worse doesn't mean you can't also do much, much better. I actually used to kind of dismiss other manga saying "Ah Toriko and Negima and Hunter x Hunter and Eyeshield 21 probably aren't that great. I mean did you see Naruto vs Gaara or Sandaime Hokage vs Orochimaru? That shit was great!" Then I actually began to read these series and soon enough I realized "Wow! They have all of the awesome moments and epic characters Naruto has, with much better stories and far fewer flaws! Naruto is shit, after all!"
I apologize for my sins of being a semi-Narutard a while back before I joined this forum (I mean I admitted flaws but I kind of underplayed them saying "The good moments make it all worth it. And it's not as bad as other terrible works of fiction!") When really the good moments honestly aren't enough and as I said before being better than other shitty series isn't enough to make a work of fiction good. It was once of my favorite series but it's been terrible for years and thus I no longer truly care for it, sad as that is.
So once more, take it from the top: Naruto Sucks! Read Toriko, Eyeshield 21, Berserk and Hunter x Hunter instead you goddamn fanboys! I won't unfairly bash the series. I'll only criticize it when it deserves it (which is pretty frequent honestly) but I don't feel any reason to defend the series or praise it anymore. It's been godawful for years.
Still. Chunin Exams and Zabuza arc and even to a lesser extent the other part one arcs are some pretty damn good shit. I could actually recommend Naruto to people if they feel they can bail at any point in time. Because they should bail. Because if they're at volume 40 and they feel the series is starting to get stupid and aggravating, then trust me my friend: It gets worse. Far, far worse. Bleeds from the soul
Personally, i don't feel that Naruto is as bad as this forum makes it out to be, but definitely not as good as narutofan or other forums praise it as. It's an average, and at times above average shonen. But it's hardly terrible, at least if you aren't looking to mock it when you're reading.
Personally, i don't feel that Naruto is as bad as this forum makes it out to be, but definitely not as good as narutofan or other forums praise it as. It's an average, and at times above average shonen. But it's hardly terrible, at least if you aren't looking to mock it when you're reading.
Narutofan(now Narutoforums BTW) bashes the shit out of Naruto more than even this forum. Hell I even recall a poll that measured which of the populace of Naruto forums preferred One Piece or Naruto, which One Piece won .
And Naruto is as worse as arlong park makes it out to be. We are one of the few who are awake, while many are asleep. We are one of the few that are awaken from the nightmare, while the others are still asleep seeing the dream, not the nightmare.
A dream. A blind dream
Sounds a lot like the people who still find Naruto enjoyable are under some kind of Sharingan genjutsu.
Well damn, I still like Naruto so does that mean I'm under genjutsu?
Moon's Eye Plan.