I wonder when this thread gonna "die". And I mean really goes quiet for good and not continue to walk and moan around like a zombie. xD
Bart Simpson Thread XI: The Movie - The Manga Adaption - The Animation
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So long as Naruto-related stupidity is still being released, we'll keep coming here like madmen to an oasis of water that makes you go insane and is also fairly addictive.
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Yeah watched it now… So dissapointed
But well... Here you have some Hinata titties
What we have here are floatation devices and Sakura with dat green eye envy.
So long as Naruto-related stupidity is still being released, we'll keep coming here like madmen to an oasis of water that makes you go insane and is also fairly addictive.
I didn't know water was like that for goats.
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The plot becomes more and more amazing
First new small videos
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Some new spoilers by taKl
! ☆Muffler 1; the green (?looks blue to takL) one Kushina knitted for her baby, Naruto, found in Hiruzen's treasure house by Konohamaru. Naruto doesn't even unwrap the pressies from his fan girls but is gladly wrapped in it.
! ☆ Muffler 2; Little Naruto wore a (store-bought?) muffler when he saved lil Hinata from bullies. Then the bullies trampled it underfoot.
! ☆Hinata's 1st muffler; Hinata secretly knits a red muffler for Naruto and fails to give it to Naruto. It's split in two when Hinata being almost kidnapped by Toneri climbs up a tower.
! Kakashi assigns Shikamaru Sai Sakura and Naruto to rescue Hanabi, appointing Shikamaru as the leader.
Hinata volunteers for the mission and comes with them.
! Tsuchi (kage?) and Mizu (kage?) block small meteors using their jutsus and miss one of them.
Kaze (kage?) without missing any target meteors.
Sasuke erases a gigantic meteorite falling to Konoha with a single blow. (and goes out of sight)
Raikage is like "why not smash the main body!" and tries to nuke the moon with some special weapon.
"but there're Naruto and co on the moon" say others (+Hiashi) but Raikage goes "we have to make them sacrifice themselves for the earth."
! ☆Hinata's 2nd muffler; despite Naruto's declaration of love, Hinata goes with Toneri leaving Naruto with this muffler. it burns out with Naruto.(could be they are two different mufflers)
! First Naruto realizes that Hinata loves him romantically through replaying flashback scenes of Hinata writing down "Uzumaki Naruto-kun" in class as a kid when Iruka told them to write the name of the person (names of the people) they'd like to be with on doomsday, of her giving ointment to him during the chunin exam, of her jumping in during the pain arc etc. in his mind.
! Then he realizes that he also has had romantic feelings for her
through this rescue mission, exploring the deep subterranean space hand in hand with her, scooping water to drink with hands for here, removing the cobweb from her hair. looking at her profile as seen in the ads, brings it home to him that she is the one for him (/his destined soul mate).
! To see Hinata knitting a muffler for him every night, he feels "I didn't know it'd take so long to knit a long muffler… such deep feelings are put into it."
! He tells Hinata he loves her.
Hinata however chooses to go with Toneri who cuts in there.
Naruto attempts to stop her, gets his chakra sucked out by Toneri and slips into unconsciousness.
! Thanks to sis Sakuras treatments exhausting her chakra, he comes to after 3 days but he is totally put out as Hinata left him for Toneri.
Shikamaru tries to whip him up.
! Shikamaru: something happened between you and Hinata?
Naruto: Nope, noting in particular...
Shikamaru: we are off to rescue Hanabi and Hinata
Naruto......
Shikamaru: is it tough to see a woman who ditched you?
Sai: although you're strong as a shinobi, you're weak with a broken heart. I found your weak point.
Naruto: sigh
Shikamaru: how long are you gonna be like this?
Naruto: sigh
Shikamaru: are you giving up on becoming Hokage as well as u gave up a woman?
Good, do give up. Give up both your woman and your dream to be Hokage.
Naruto: are you picking a fight with me!
Shikamaru: I don't give a damn whatever happens between you and Hinata but you are a shinobi, aren't you!
Just come with me.
Shikamaru takes him to Sakura who's been in bed since treating Naruto.
Naruto, being assured by Sakura that Hinata only has eyes for him, finally gets off his ass.! Meanwhile in Toneri's palace, Toneri extracts something like a ball of energy from Hinata sleeping in a cell. The ball shows Naruto’s face on it and notifies Toneri that Hinata loves Naruto.
! ☆Hinata's 3rd muffler; to Toneri's great delight, Hinata accepts his request to knit one for him and starts knitting.
then, Toneri learns that Hinata isn't here for him but to destroy his Tensei-gan and has a hissy fit
"This muffler too! It's actually for that guy, isn’t it! "
and rips it to shreds.
! Hinata is a princess with byakugan, who carries Hamura's bloodline and at the request of a ghost from the main family and the spirit of Hamura she takes it upon herself to prevent Toneri from abusing Tensei-gan.
! Basically Hamura (/ O'tsutsukis) had 2 tasks on the moon.
1. To keep Gedomazo under control.
2. To monitor Hagoromo and the earth from the moon.
For generations a dogma that those who abuse chakra should perish has passed down in Toneri's family, a branch family from Hamura.
The main family were against the branch family's tortured misconception about the role, got accused of neglecting their duty and having Gedomazo stolen by Madara and extinguished by the branch family.
! Toneri's plan is
to make Hanabi's eyes his own + marry with Hinata and go to bed
and fully mature the Tensei-gan to exterminate all the earthlings.
As Toneri is still in the middle of making the implanted Hanabi eyes grow on him, he often collapses with eye problems and gives breaks to Naruto and Hinata.
! Hinata shares her Hamura line chakra to Naruto to destroy Toneri's Tensei-gan before it turns ripe.
As Hinata's chakra is purple and Naruto's orange, it kinda looks like Naruto and Sakukes co-fighting.
! With that, all the puppets of Toneri stop moving and Sakura n co get out of the trouble.
It should also stop the moons fall but for some reasons it doesn't.
Then Naruto's last battle vs Toneri begins.
! Chilli Naruto vs chilli Toneri.
! Naruto and Hinata's icha icha starts in front of floored Toneri
Hinata takes Toneri to the place she met the spirit of Hamura.- tnj time
! ☆ Naruto is in a red muffler when he and Hinata move through the spaces that look like different dimensions to return to the earth from the moon.
Raiakge has some super weapon which ne never used during the war
Kakashi is just sitting there xD
Further more… LOL... They pissed themselves about Madara summoning a meteorite... And they just smash meteorites left and right now
And Hinata is now god level... LOL poor Sakura
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Well what do you know, it turns out that Hinata had destined child plot, too. What a great pairing to go with other destined-child.
And Sauce makes a cameo for two seconds! I bet that's when he impregnates Sakura, too.
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Naruto: The Muffler
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Sasuke already impregnated sakura by touching her forehead in chapter 699. It just was a delayed pregnancy, lol.
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The sharingan can now impregnate by making eye contact.
So that was Sasuke's plan to revive his clan! Impregnate girls just by making eye contact with them and then manipulating them to raise his children!
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Ya know, the trailers look good. I'd love seeing this grown Hinata. But…
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........ that storyline X___X gads its like some bad fanfiction!What.. so after 700 chappies we find out Hinata is a princess? Yeah I know that Hinata's clan was big and important.
At least in the beginning, then Sauce ran off and it became that the Uchi-bastards and Senju (sp?) clans were the most important and other clans do not matter...until the rare chakra and talk no jutsu of the Uzumaki is needed
After 500 chapters of Sauce this and Weasel that and Two-Face what and Squinty who*, I can't remember Hinata clan's name!When did Disney's concept of any girl can be a princess filter into ninjaland?
*For those who don't know who I'm talking about= (Sasuke, Itachi, Obito, Madara),
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This thing is just a cheap romance bait movie with total filler plot.^^
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This thing is just a cheap romance bait movie with total filler plot.^^
And it will sell like nutella on pancakes. Or at least a very lot. No, honestly I think this movie will stay for a long time in the charts alone for being "the last Naruto" movie and all the kids/teens/adults with nostalgic wanna see it in japan.
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First Naruto realizes that Hinata loves him romantically through replaying flashback scenes of Hinata writing down "Uzumaki Naruto-kun" in class as a kid when Iruka told them to write the name of the person (names of the people) they'd like to be with on doomsday, of her giving ointment to him during the chunin exam, of her jumping in during the pain arc etc. in his mind.
He now realizes it? Seriously…?
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@Bartholemew:
He now realizes it? Seriously…?
Sometimes you just have to realize that a girl you like happens to have a lot of things in common with you. For example, being of destined bloodline can take years to mature. I think Naruto was really looking for something like that in a future wife.
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@Bartholemew:
He now realizes it? Seriously…?
You'd think after the love confession where she died for him it would be obvious even for the most dumbest and clueless person on the entire earth but apprently Naruto forgot about the whole deal as said confession was never mentioned again till chapter 699.5 aka THE LAST NARUTO MOVIE! sigh
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So glad I wasn't the only one to think that!
@James:
You'd think after the love confession where she died for him it would be obvious even for the most dumbest and clueless person on the entire earth but apprently Naruto forgot about the whole deal as said confession was never mentioned again till chapter 699.5 aka THE LAST NARUTO MOVIE! sigh
Ya know if he did have Naruto acknowledge Hinata after that confession …. I was willing to renew my interest in actually reading the series. But noooo, its the same old shit recycled to try to look new but ended up smelling even worse. So nope I didn't return to fandom, only kept updated by visiting sites for spoilers in order to support the mocking
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@James:
You'd think after the love confession where she died for him it would be obvious even for the most dumbest and clueless person on the entire earth but apprently Naruto forgot about the whole deal as said confession was never mentioned again till chapter 699.5 aka THE LAST NARUTO MOVIE! sigh
Oi! I'm just as bad as him when it comes to picking up on signals!
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The NaruSaku fans could use some spare ones.
@James:
You'd think after the love confession where she died for him it would be obvious even for the most dumbest and clueless person on the entire earth but apprently Naruto forgot about the whole deal as said confession was never mentioned again till chapter 699.5 aka THE LAST NARUTO MOVIE! sigh
Well he is blonde.
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One question who is the head of Hyūga clan Hinata or her sister ?
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One question who is the head of Hyūga clan Hinata or her sister ?
That's right…. with all the crap focus on Sause and war I've forgotten that part of the Hyūga family intrigue. Hinata is rightful heiress but Hiashi (that was her dad's name right?) felt that she was a failure and her little sister Hinabi(sp?)was more talented even though she was much younger than Hinata.
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How does this main and branch family thing work, anyway? Hiashi's brother became branch family because he was the second child. Shouldn't Hanabi be branch family as well then?
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Not until their father dies and/or her or Hinata become the family head.
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That's right…. with all the crap focus on Sause and war I've forgotten that part of the Hyūga family intrigue. Hinata is rightful heiress but Hiashi (that was her dad's name right?) felt that she was a failure and her little sister Hinabi(sp?)was more talented even though she was much younger than Hinata.
My think is being the wife of seventh changes her father thinking that is what I think so she's the head of her clan in chapter 700 .
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@Bartholemew:
How does this main and branch family thing work, anyway? Hiashi's brother became branch family because he was the second child. Shouldn't Hanabi be branch family as well then?
Well Hiashi and his brother were twins, weren't they? That may be a factor…to tell them apart (though to non-hyugas, the males all look alike:happy:)
And we don't know if there is a cutoff age for applying the cursed bird seal. Neji was marked shortly after Hinata's 3rd b-day, I think. He wasn't much older than here, 1 or 2 years. So he was marked by age 5.
I think the biggest factor was that the family thought Hinata was thought to be a failure. Hiashi even said that to Kunarei and that at nearly half her age, Hanabi is far better than Hinata. Its this is what makes me think that there is a 'cut off age' for applying the seal, as Hiashi's behavior in Hinata's youth suggested that if he could, he would have made Hinata a branch member and have Hanabi as the heir.
Hiashi even said that he didn't care what happened to Hinata when she first graduated from the ninja academy, which suggests he didn't care if she dies on a mission.
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I started rewatching the Naruto anime… Is this what parents of deadbeats feel like when they watch old home movies of their children before they lost their way?
Such wasted potential...
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Just you wait till they announce Naruto GT
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Hyuuga Hiashi's Moon Eye Plan.
If I didn't have to read the last two chapters of manga that I keep forgetting to read, I'd be effectively done here.
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Whatever happened to Naruto finding out a way to ending the cycle of hatred? Are we just supposed to just accept he did it offscreen?
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Whatever happened to Naruto finding out a way to ending the cycle of hatred? Are we just supposed to just accept he did it offscreen?
He was able to get Sasuke to stop being a prick. Face it, Naruto never gave a shit about the world at large.
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well since Sasuke WAS Naruto's world….yeah I guess he technically fixed the problem in terms of how he defined the world.
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Hyuuga Hiashi's Moon Eye Plan.
[qimg]http://i.imgur.com/rFk5gpA.jpg[/qimg]
If I didn't have to read the last two chapters of manga that I keep forgetting to read, I'd be effectively done here.
But Silverblade… This is so beautiful... This is LOVE!!!
Only the Naruto x Sakura doN't like this scene
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Hyuuga Hiashi's Moon Eye Plan.
http://i.imgur.com/rFk5gpA.jpg
If I didn't have to read the last two chapters of manga that I keep forgetting to read, I'd be effectively done here.
You know what image plopped into my mind when I saw that picture? Picollos Makankōsappō flying towards them from the bottom of the picture, a huge explosion and then picollos face and him saying oooooppss. xD
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Yeah, Piccolo would make short work of Moon Eye Plan.
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And he would get rid of naruhina and the abomination that will be burritos and salads child. xD
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So weird you guys…I randomly had a dream about Piccolo last night.
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@God:
Whatever happened to Naruto finding out a way to ending the cycle of hatred? Are we just supposed to just accept he did it offscreen?
Actually yes. That's what Tenten's final comment seems to suggest.
And this is one reason why I really don't like this ending because it just feels so non-believable. Are we supposed to think that a mob boss like Gato was just an anomaly? And now evil like this is gone away together with the cycle of hatred? By the way, if we look through the last 10 pages or so, I bet the name Gato is written more often than our random rabbit goddess final boss - which is just very sad.
And Naruto is Hokage, okay. And we basically know nothing of what he actually does now with the cycle of hatred finally gone - except that he doesn't spend enough time with his son so that he feels neglected. I just cannot see Naruto working as Hokage that many hours a day/week that it actually makes sense in any way. I just can't.
Aside from Naruto just not suited for all the stuff like paperwork, I cannot even imagine what Naruto's actual tasks are - because of that terrible worldbuilding. Sure, in a believable world there would be stuff like managing ressources and budget, negotiations and so on. But in that empty shell of a world everything just boils down not only to ninja, but also to Senju and Uzumaki alone.
By the way, do we know anything relevant about the relationship between kage and daimyo? Like what their actual functions are and what exactly their, well…, interface is?
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meh, wouldn't be surprised if Kishimoto forgot about Gato's existence entirely. And since "world peace" has happened what could they even discuss at a Gokage meeting?
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As far as I can tell, they are very important because Kishi said so.
Yeah, they are in charge of the countries ninja villages are in, but it's not like you could feel it in the story. They are to Kages what presidents are to prime ministers if presidents never actually did anything and just attended the ceremonies.
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Also wouldn't orochimaru be up to no good? They totally don't seem to care about his plans. Basically kishimoto didn't think the finale through at all.
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Also wouldn't orochimaru be up to no good? They totally don't seem to care about his plans. Basically kishimoto didn't think the finale through at all.
At least the fake spoiler claimed he died of cancer or something.
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meh, wouldn't be surprised if Kishimoto forgot about Gato's existence entirely. And since "world peace" has happened what could they even discuss at a Gokage meeting?
Considering how relatively minor of a villain Gato was in comparison to Zabuza that'd be entirely understandable. Not to mention that while Zabuza died like a man, Gato died like a bitch especially in the anime.
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They are to Kages what presidents are to prime ministers if presidents never actually did anything and just attended the ceremonies.
You are forgetting one little thing. Never mind, as Kishi has forgotten as well, but despite having that Mount Rushmore monument, villages like Konoha actually are supposed to be hidden villages. Hidden regarding the non-Ninja cities. There is supposed to be a non-ninja society as well. And the Daimyos are supposed to be the actual leaders of the five biggest nations.
And Orochimaru, wasn't he a good guy now because of reasons?
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@Bartholemew:
You are forgetting one little thing. Never mind, as Kishi has forgotten as well, but despite having that Mount Rushmore monument, villages like Konoha actually are supposed to be hidden villages. Hidden regarding the non-Ninja cities. There is supposed to be a non-ninja society as well. And the Daimyos are supposed to be the actual leaders of the five biggest nations.
And Orochimaru, wasn't he a good guy now because of reasons?
Not that I've forgotten, it's simply that that aspect of society in Naruto was dropped completely. The story would be almost exactly the same without the existence of Daimyos and the normal people that don't live in hidden villages.
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http://www.mangareader.net/93-14-16/naruto/chapter-9.html
So the ninja villages stand on equal terms with their corresponding countries' government. It would really have been nice if this stuff actually got decently expanded.
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Wait... http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Daimy%C5%8D
Yeah, totally on equal terms.