Don't worry, UK. The kid was riding a bike across an intersection when I was turning right. He slid up the hood and came back down on the ground. He got back up and while I was trying to get his information he said to hurry up because he had to go to school. There wasn't a scratch on him, his bike, or my car. And yet I lost my license for a few months. Sucks. This was the VERY last day of school too.
Confession Session - LOCK THIS THREAD
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I have entomophobia and am afraid of frogs.
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I fear ghosts, spiders, heights, and alien abductions.
For some reason though I don't fear snakes despite every other member of my family fearing them. Strange huh?
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I fear ghosts, spiders, heights, and alien abductions.
For some reason though I don't fear snakes despite every other member of my family fearing them. Strange huh?
Alien adbuctions? >_>
Eh well, I think my fears are less rational so I can't say anything. I've told this story on here before but I'm afraid of ghosts because I was actually attacked by a demon. I'd go into it but I'm sure the majority of people here wouldn't believe me, anyway.
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Snakes and Spiders are creepy motherfuckers.
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@Uncle:
Alien adbuctions? >_>
Eh well, I think my fears are less rational so I can't say anything. I've told this story on here before but I'm afraid of ghosts because I was actually attacked by a demon. I'd go into it but I'm sure the majority of people here wouldn't believe me, anyway.
I personally wouldn't believe your judgment, but I will believe that you were attacked or inflicted upon. Also, I sometimes used to have dreams that told of a very small portion of the future but I can't prove it, so I know how it feels not to back up what happened to you.
@Sako: Ha ha! I once had the same thing happen to me! I already posted it in the How Your Day Is thread somewhere, but here it is again:
I was about to take the final left turn to my house and I had a green arrow.
ZIP
Some idiot on a bike dashes right in front of my car and I nearly hit him. With him out of the way, I pull forward again to make the turn.
BUMP
Oh look. He has a friend who wanted to do the exact same thing. He's on my hood, looking at me in shock.
Hello there. How are you?
Please get off my car before I drive away with you on it.
Blah blah blah I call the police to make sure everyone is alright, everything ended up fine (the kids were honest about what happened, and no one was really hurt), and that's how that day went.
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Confession :
I love the whole Sherlock Holmes mythos, but I found it very hard to get invested in the actual books.
It feels like a burden to keep reading further as opposed to it grabbing me and saying "read me motherfucker, read me!"EDIT: As opposed to, for example, 'Wicked' - Which of course sounds stupid to see written down, because well, Sherlock is a classic and Wicked is relatively new. But I loved that book, couldn't finish it fast enough. So thematic, deep, and well written.
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Confession :
I love the whole Sherlock Holmes mythos, but I found it very hard to get invested in the actual books.
It feels like a burden to keep reading further as opposed to it grabbing me and saying "read me motherfucker, read me!"Yeah… a lot of them are somewhat dry. My favorite was Hound of the Baskervilles; it remained gripping throughout.
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I'm a Freemason .
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damn uncle kenny and isheep had some real talk stuff going on.
witnessing a rape is some crazy shit or kinda seeing how that thing goes down, especially in jr high for that matter god damni never really got bullied but i remember making fun and teasing other children because for that age i had a sharp wit. it wasnt anything to extent of destroying peoples lives, but looking back on it i'm kind of ashamed at shit like that
boys are boys, and your boys will clown eachother about anything. but our group we have a guy whos pretty dumb and clueless about life and common sense. id make fun of his weight and how he thinks his blue shirt attracts females, but i told the rest of the guys making fun of his intelligence isnt cool
santoryo: youre only 16, not having a gf isnt a big deal at that age. no car or money, its over rated. walking around high school with a boner all day isnt a good way to spend your day at school.
over the case of virginity: seems like girls put that on a pedestal. my opinion is like get it out of the way, you'll be happier. i used to stress cause i wonder why it hadnt happen to me when i knew so many people getting laid in high school. i eventually went to tj with my friend and became a man by Guatalupe, a single mother of 1, working at the chicago club.
lol the walk of shame of those places are crazy, cause you got to go down all these flights of stairs, and when you exit the motel you hope your friends arent outside chillin there. you walk out and play it off like 'yo amigo let me get three tacos' or someshit
my neighborhood growing up wasnt ghetto but it wasnt suburban safe either. so i had other things to worry about then alien abductions and ghosts and snakes etc. i dont believe in ghosts at all though.
for the guys who cant take pills. at raves some people put ecstay pill up their butthole. me ive always done it the normal way, but i hear the effect is crazy up the crapshoot. next time you got a headache lube up your butt and try it.
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not just the rape but damn gay rape
guetaminute: the freemasons are also a joke. i had some crazy white coworker who pledged and join to see if they were into some crazy ish, said it was losers who were having midlife crisis convening over bullshit
and damn isheep 1000 on weed a month. is that just you or you smoking with the homies. thats crazy being a weed head. sometimes i think its safer to just do some yayo. people i know that smoked weed they do the whole wake and bake, stay blunted during work/school etc. at least with yayo the people i do it with only do it when theyre drunk, which is only friday or saturday.
i smoke a full pack of cigarettes a day but never really got into weed that much dont know why. maybe just didnt like the feeling of my throat getting torched
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@Bynums:
i smoke a full pack of cigarettes a day but never really got into weed that much dont know why. maybe just didnt like the feeling of my throat getting torched
I've never had this problem with weed. They may have been giving you some fucked up shit or something.
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I haven't done drugs. I mean I drink now and again, but nothing illegal (well, besides drinking)
I've never saw the point in it.
But recently… I dunno, it's been tempting. :\
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@kitsune im pro choice, but if youre having fun without it, just dont even start. youre not missing out on anything you dont know about. that gateway drug shit they taught you in the D.A.R.E program is real
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I like blood. I have no problem with bleeding (well, except the.. you know..) or seeing or smelling blood.
This reminds me.. When I was around 16 I was so desperately in love with someone who I couldn't have that I cutted myself on my left leg right over the knee. Just out of pure frustration. It was much too deep. I wasn't intending to cut that deep. I didn't feel the pain, but the bleeding was so fucking much. I needed a whole package of tissues to make it stop. And right when I was at the cleaning point my dad came suddenly in without knocking first. So I pulled down my pants as fast as I could. I think he didn't see it (but he knows now what was going on, because I'm honest with him) because he started yelling at me like crazy because I throwed away a salt shaker. Man, this was sooooo random, lol. He saw my crying but he still yelled at me because of something like this, lol.
Well yeah, now have I have a really big scar there.So now it's your turn. I believe there are other people here who did the cutting thing. .. Well I hope there are, I don't want to be the only one, lol.
Edit: oh and from my point of view today I can't really understand anymore why I did this.
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I think I lied.
Handsome man save me from the monsters.
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I like blood. I have no problem with bleeding (well, except the.. you know..) or seeing or smelling blood.
This reminds me.. When I was around 16 I was so desperately in love with someone who I couldn't have that I cutted myself on my left leg right over the knee. Just out of pure frustration. It was much too deep. I wasn't intending to cut that deep. I didn't feel the pain, but the bleeding was so fucking much. I needed a whole package of tissues to make it stop. And right when I was at the cleaning point my dad came suddenly in without knocking first. So I pulled down my pants as fast as I could. I think he didn't see it (but he knows now what was going on, because I'm honest with him) because he started yelling at me like crazy because I throwed away a salt shaker. Man, this was sooooo random, lol. He saw my crying but he still yelled at me because of something like this, lol.
Well yeah, now have I have a really big scar there.So now it's your turn. I believe there are other people here who did the cutting thing. .. Well I hope there are, I don't want to be the only one, lol.
Edit: oh and from my point of view today I can't really understand anymore why I did this.
I've never done it myself but I know people that have. My frustrations came out as sadism rather than masochism and I developed a powerful blood lust. Anyways, I convinced two girls I know were cutting themselves to stop doing so and as a result became very close to them though I've fallen out of touch with one of them. I'll just tell you the same thing I told them, every time you cut yourself you're risking your life whether it be the wrist or leg. If you puncture an arterie then there's a high possibility that you'll die and nothing, no guy or problem, is worth dying over and upsetting the people that do care about you. If not for yourself than for the people that love you, just don't do it.
Though I'm sure you're implying that you don't do it anymore but, ya know, just in case. =P
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Psycho traumatized me as a kid.
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I often wonder what it's like to be a stripper.
I imagine it would be cold and smelly.
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I'm sorry but I lol'd.
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I want to lick Crocodile's shoes.
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I confess that I'm in love with Gypsy.
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I confess that when I first saw this thread I thought it could never last this long or serve its purpose this well.
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@Uncle:
I've never done it myself but I know people that have. My frustrations came out as sadism rather than masochism and I developed a powerful blood lust. Anyways, I convinced two girls I know were cutting themselves to stop doing so and as a result became very close to them though I've fallen out of touch with one of them. I'll just tell you the same thing I told them, every time you cut yourself you're risking your life whether it be the wrist or leg. If you puncture an arterie then there's a high possibility that you'll die and nothing, no guy or problem, is worth dying over and upsetting the people that do care about you. If not for yourself than for the people that love you, just don't do it.
Though I'm sure you're implying that you don't do it anymore but, ya know, just in case. =P
Oh don't worry. this was a teenage thing I don't do anymore. But I have to admit that cutting myself gave me something I'm missing now. Sounds weird, I know. This is also the reason I still smoke. I started it also when I was in love with someone I didn't get. It… calmed me down I think. When I feel sick in a desperate way I smoke more today, too.
And don't worry. My cutting was never something serious. I have some little (and with little I really mean tiny) scars on the leg and the arm but I never did it on serious places or very deep. Most of the times it didn't even bleed right. Just some tiny drops.
But as I said, I'm over it ;) Otherwise I wouldn't talk about it. But I have nothing to hide and I don't feel ashamed. That is the past.
What bothered me a long time was that my Mum copied me. But she did it worse. Her scars are really big. Well. My Mum doesn't matter anymore now, so I don't care.Edit: And just for the record. The people that actually care for my health.. I can count them on one hand.
"Unicorns can't see into your heart. All our dumb horns can do is glow, point towards the nearest rainbow and play rave music!"
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I can't masturbate to regular porn anymore.
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Me neither. Tough break.
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Yeah, once you've jacked off to two women with clitoris piercings vomiting on each other its kind of hard to go back to Playboy.
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I'm glad you understand and don't subjugate me to prejudice.
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Mmm, Ashlynn Brooke.
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I can't masturbate to regular porn anymore.
@Holy:
Me neither. Tough break.
Imagination is the way to go.
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Imagination is the way to go.
I confess that imagination has yet to get me off. :ninja:
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Imagination is the way to go.
I was basically about to post this in a few different ways, several times.
Imagination is definitely the way to go. Not only is your brain capable of coming up with situations far more creative than what porno writers/cinematographers can produce, but if you can get rid of the crutch of needing visuals then you'll become a far more versatile masturbator.Besides, if you're not already using your imagination then what the hell do you do in the shower where there are no computer screens? Just wash yourself?
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I masturbate over girls who I don't give a fuck about.
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@CCC:
Besides, if you're not already using your imagination then what the hell do you do in the shower where there are no computer screens? Just wash yourself?
I… I just wash myself in the shower...
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Imagination is awesome. Not dissing porn, but I almost never go through with just porn. Not that I couldn't.
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Yes they do.
Haven't seen films by Mario Salieri?
Unlike recent porn films these days which only follows a specific order of fucking positions. Older porn films do have plots.
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@Badass:
Pornos have writers?
They can have plots. They are just either horrible plots, or have such bad actors, it almost feels like the plot never existed.
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Haven't seen films by Mario Salieri?
That's rich-people porn.
They can have plots. They are just either horrible plots, or have such bad actors, it almost feels like the plot never existed.
That's what I thought.
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@Badass:
That's rich-people porn.
No such thing I'm afraid.
'Rich-people porn' is having a real person there who ISN'T a prostitute.
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Some Japanese porn have interesting plots…just saying.
What? I like to be diverse in my porn choices. XD
@Badass:
That's rich-people porn.
With the internet? Rich people porn are shared by all.
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'Rich-people porn' is having a real person there who ISN'T a prostitute.
I thought that was just "normal-people sex"?
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@Badass:
That's rich-people porn.
With the internet? Rich people porn are shared by all.
@Badass:
I thought that was just "normal-people sex"?
Who said they were normal?… Insider only mention real people...no guarantees of being normal Sno Sno.
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Interesting plot AND good acting? In my porno?
I don't think that's possible.
@Badass:
I thought that was just "normal-people sex"?
Exactly, but because you're rich, you get dibs without having to do very much. That might as well be porn.
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I can't stand it when someone is ridiculed/ humiliated in front of me. Even if its in a movie!! That is why I never finished Superbad, those Pie movies etc. I just can't watch that shit.
I am not afraid of bleeding, but I can't handle gore. You know like "Ichi the Killer" kind of gore. And that is why I hate horror movies, I just can't handle the thought that someone might get decapitated any second :I
Will give life altering advice for a cup of frothy cappuccino
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I can't stand it when someone is ridiculed/ humiliated in front of me. Even if its in a movie!! That is why I never finished Superbad, those Pie movies etc. I just can't watch that shit.
Oh god I know exactly what you mean. I actually turn away when the kid on stage forgets his lines.
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I hate flossing.
Handsome man save me from the monsters.
Avatar credits to rcerione
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I don't think I've ever flossed in my life. Except when the dentist does it.
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The porno i'm directing will be the next Avatar.
Complete with CGI and fur people.
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