Don't Stop… Dattebaaayo! Naruto VII

[Robby]

So, is this going to be another endless fight of genjutsus and "Ha, I killed you!" "No you didn't, that was an illussion, I'm actually standing over here." "Yes, but I knew you knew what I know so I expected this in advance and am standing behind you!" stab "AH, fake out again! I knew you knew what I know and predicted you would act on my knowing you knew what I know you knew, so I expected this in advance and am actually standing behind you, you merely stabbed an illusion of an illusion!" "AH, But I knew that you knew that I know…"

It's the Itachi fight ALL OVER AGAIN!

And we've even got THREE magic eyeball users in one spot! Extra joy! And one of them has SEVEN magic eyeballs! Super illusion douchery ahoy!

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[Daz]

Part of the chapters script:

_naruto dumbounfed

yamato: what are we gonna do from here on? i think at least temporarily we should head back to konoha and
inform the events that happened at the summitt and about sakura too

sai: i'm following sakura we haven't noticed sasuke nearby so at least for now feel at ease

kakashi: it would be better to take action and persuade them to come back
kakshi: thinking…

kakashi: ok yamato you go back with naruto to the village i will bring sakura back she can't fight against sasuke
it's like she's going to her death about the incindents at the summitt i'll send the dogs they're fast

yamato: sai please lead the way

sai: ok

naruto remebering and thinking a lot

omoi: your uchiha sasuke attacked our village

karui: you bastard are you making fun of me?

sasuke is a member of akatsuki

naruto lost in his thoughts

flashback
madara taling about itachi and his sacrifice

naruto thinking

flashback
sai telling him about the decision of the rookies

flashback
kakashi: she plans to kill sasuke by herself

facing down naruto

flashback
gaara telling him to act as a hokage and as sasuke's friend

naruto's faced covered in sweat: ha ha

naruto pressing down his chest: ha... ha

kneeling down naruto: ha...ha

yamato/kakashi/sai: !!

naruto faints: ha....ha

losing consciousness naruto:ha...ha

kakashi: calm down naruto

yamato: he's hyperventilating

kakashi: breath deeply! naruto!

naruto loses consciousness_

I…can't think of anything witty to say. This speaks for itself. Reading it nearly made me pass out from hyperventilating as well.

[Frozen Flame]

:happy:Lol looks like kishi wants to make it clear that naruto is stupid.
It would be really stupid if sasuke owercomes danzos 8 eye genjutsu.

[maxterdexter]

The main diference is that Danzo doesn't disolves into crows but into sharingans, like a pool of balls, but instead of balls, eyeballs, and not just any eyeballs, magic eyeballs

[Phoenix Zoan]

Poor Naruto. All this talk of the fag love of his life is too much that it caused him to faint. Kakashi and Yamato are failures. How the fuck does not any of them not know paperbag no jutsu to stop Naruto from hyperventilating.

[Narutossss]

@The:

Part of the chapters script:

_naruto dumbounfed

yamato: what are we gonna do from here on? i think at least temporarily we should head back to konoha and
inform the events that happened at the summitt and about sakura too

sai: i'm following sakura we haven't noticed sasuke nearby so at least for now feel at ease

kakashi: it would be better to take action and persuade them to come back
kakshi: thinking…

kakashi: ok yamato you go back with naruto to the village i will bring sakura back she can't fight against sasuke
it's like she's going to her death about the incindents at the summitt i'll send the dogs they're fast

yamato: sai please lead the way

sai: ok

naruto remebering and thinking a lot

omoi: your uchiha sasuke attacked our village

karui: you bastard are you making fun of me?

sasuke is a member of akatsuki

naruto lost in his thoughts

flashback
madara taling about itachi and his sacrifice

naruto thinking

flashback
sai telling him about the decision of the rookies

flashback
kakashi: she plans to kill sasuke by herself

facing down naruto

flashback
gaara telling him to act as a hokage and as sasuke's friend

naruto's faced covered in sweat: ha ha

naruto pressing down his chest: ha… ha

kneeling down naruto: ha...ha

yamato/kakashi/sai: !!

naruto faints: ha....ha

losing consciousness naruto:ha...ha

kakashi: calm down naruto

yamato: he's hyperventilating

kakashi: breath deeply! naruto!

naruto loses consciousness_

I…can't think of anything witty to say. This speaks for itself. Reading it nearly made me pass out from hyperventilating as well.

Flashback no jutsu deadly in the winter:ninja:

[Airflow101]

@The:

Part of the chapters script:

_naruto dumbounfed

yamato: what are we gonna do from here on? i think at least temporarily we should head back to konoha and
inform the events that happened at the summitt and about sakura too

sai: i'm following sakura we haven't noticed sasuke nearby so at least for now feel at ease

kakashi: it would be better to take action and persuade them to come back
kakshi: thinking…

kakashi: ok yamato you go back with naruto to the village i will bring sakura back she can't fight against sasuke
it's like she's going to her death about the incindents at the summitt i'll send the dogs they're fast

yamato: sai please lead the way

sai: ok

naruto remebering and thinking a lot

omoi: your uchiha sasuke attacked our village

karui: you bastard are you making fun of me?

sasuke is a member of akatsuki

naruto lost in his thoughts

flashback
madara taling about itachi and his sacrifice

naruto thinking

flashback
sai telling him about the decision of the rookies

flashback
kakashi: she plans to kill sasuke by herself

facing down naruto

flashback
gaara telling him to act as a hokage and as sasuke's friend

naruto's faced covered in sweat: ha ha

naruto pressing down his chest: ha... ha

kneeling down naruto: ha...ha

yamato/kakashi/sai: !!

naruto faints: ha....ha

losing consciousness naruto:ha...ha

kakashi: calm down naruto

yamato: he's hyperventilating

kakashi: breath deeply! naruto!

naruto loses consciousness_

I…can't think of anything witty to say. This speaks for itself. Reading it nearly made me pass out from hyperventilating as well.

Again, entirely not surprised. Kishi can no longer surpass himself when it comes to stupidity and sexual undertones, the man's reached some sort of peak.

[Chrissie]

@The:

Part of the chapters script:

_naruto hyperventilating

I can't think of anything to say for this. I just can't stop laughing._

[Narutossss]

Naruto:…......... sasuke is evil.............OMG Faints

[Darkstorm]

@Chrissie:

I just can't stop laughing.

Careful, you might hyperventilate.

[Chrissie]

@Darkstorm:

Careful, you might hyperventilate.

:ninja: Yes, sir. Will keep a paper bag by my side sir.

[Bobjr]

Naruto's next new move will involve an inhaler.

[Narutossss]

does this mean we'll have a break from naruto and focus on someone else?

[loledinmypants]

These spoilers almost made me hyperventilate from laughing too much. Naruto is now officially gay Hancock for Saucegay, great! Only difference is Kishi isn't intentionally making it humorous…

[Aslan]

@The:

_naruto's faced covered in sweat: ha ha

naruto pressing down his chest: ha… ha

kneeling down naruto: ha...ha

yamato/kakashi/sai: !!

naruto faints: ha....ha

losing consciousness naruto:ha...ha

naruto loses consciousness_

Why…why am I reading this....seriously....:sad: F**K! hyperventilating

[Sakonosolo]

@robbybedfart:

So, is this going to be another endless fight of genjutsus and "Ha, I killed you!" "No you didn't, that was an illussion, I'm actually standing over here." "Yes, but I knew you knew what I know so I expected this in advance and am standing behind you!" stab "AH, fake out again! I knew you knew what I know and predicted you would act on my knowing you knew what I know you knew, so I expected this in advance and am actually standing behind you, you merely stabbed an illusion of an illusion!" "AH, But I knew that you knew that I know…"

This reminds me of this.

[Narutossss]

So it's confirmed naruto is gay!

[Silverblade]

In a one short chapter Kishimoto perfectly shows how fun it is for him to undermine his own creation.

On a more serious note: if Danzo has a sharingan under his armpit, what sounds can he make with it?

[Narutossss]

hmmm jiraiya dies he cried, kakashi dies he got angry… faints over sasuke...

[FireFistAce 0]

@Narutossss:

hmmm jiraiya dies he cried, kakashi dies he got angry… faints over sasuke…

I think if your damn Grandfather and your teacher died you'd be a little upset, too..

[Zyordius]

@Silverblade:

On a more serious note: if Danzo has a sharingan under his armpit, what sounds can he make with it?

This…
(maybe NSFW)

! brhhdwHETm8

[Narutossss]

chapter out damn it! kishi trolled the cover
http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/476-14/2

[Sakonosolo]

OMIGOD ZERGRUSH !

[Gekko135]

wow… Narutards look the same in japan as they do over here.. who'da thunk it?

And just think of all the ones with acne ridden faces who didn't make the cover?

soooo yeah the chapter....

Flashback

Everyone: we don't like sasuke
Naruto: hyperventilates

[Sesha]

Gotta love the contrast between the goofy kiddie cover and the Bella Swan-esque 'ohgodican'tbreathesasukecomeback!!' panicing Naruto.

[Gekko135]

yup, now that Sasuke has been gone for soooo long, Naruto's heart cannot take it.

Sasuke: you can't be with me, it's too dangerous…

seriously, good thing Gaara and them just left…. what the hell would they think? Gaara was JUST talking to him
about being a Kage! THIS GUY JUST SAVED THE VILLAGE! I know he's upset and worried about his friend (yes i'm being objective
right now), but you'd think a NINJA would have more fortitude than this!?!

And what does Kakashi think of all this?

Naruto: New Moon

[Daz]

looks at Naruto on page 10, and Sasuke on page 15
Who knew the ideal ninja BMI was around 27.

[Airflow101]

heh, Kakashi looks like he's laughing at Naruto's spastic seizure.

[Dark Lord Zenigame]

I can't rightfully call it a "bad" chapter.

But goddamn, that was so totally gay.

[Sakonosolo]

Did somebody say gay?

So… should that frame of Naruto fainting be our next repeated image?

[Sesha]

When back in Konoha, Naruto will start having night terrors and see Obi Wan-esque visions of Sasuke. All the while Kiba makes romantic advances while Naruto endlessly leads him on.

And Hinata doesn't exist, lol.

[Gekko135]

I'm really waiting for Kakashi to take his turn in going off on Naruto…

And I don't just mean a lazy speech. I'm talking GOING THE FUCK OFF.

Shit, if Kishi really wanted to make it dramatic, have the copy-ninja (remember that?)
pull off his mask, revealing his face, and yell his brains out at his pathetic student!! Of course that
would be a serious violation of the "believe it" religion, but Kakashi has been
pretty lifeless lately.

As for Danzo... Robby pretty much summed it up. "you're dead" "no i'm not" REPEAT.

although Danzo had a couple lines that actually make sense:

"To be a shinobi is to sacrifice oneself, Closing your eyes to the sunlight, distinguishing yourself in the shadows. That is a true form of a ninja"

Karin: "EEEEK!!"

sigh, fuck this

[GaaraofTheDesert]

The good thing in this chapter was Danzo pwning Sauce ! He was really fooled like a bitch !
Tha bad thing was Naruto's gay love of course.

[LosKnoggos]

good god what a piece of shit

[Zyordius]

@Gekko135:

"To be a shinobi is to sacrifice oneself, Closing your eyes to the sunlight, distinguishing yourself in the shadows. That is a true form of a ninja"

"So we are handing out uniforms today, Naruto wants an orange Jump suit":getlost:
facepalm

As always, you sum things up well.

I wonder if Kishi even thinks about what he writes anymore or if he just uses the good ol' dart board. Naruto thinks about Sasuke, gets sweaty and faints…it's like a yaoi fanfic.

[Narutossss]

"Yes, from here on out we talk with our eyes" danzo seems to have the best come backs in this manga…

[GaaraofTheDesert]

I hope that Danzo will rapestorm that piece of shit !

[Airflow101]

I'm sorry I can't get over how pathetically stupid Naruto's being. He's going to be the fucking kage eventually and he cannot fathom that "SASKAIWAI MIGHT BE EBIL!!!!11".

This plot device might have worked when he was 12 but we're talking about the ninja who single-handedly defeated the leader of the powerful criminal organization and who NEEDED NO HELP! How can he not come to terms with Sasuke being a bit of a prick without hyperventillating? How can he have been raised in a fucking ninja village where people die all the fucking time and then not be able to deal with Sasuke going a bit crazy?

ffs just grow up. Or better yet die and end this shit.

[Narutossss]

Did anyone notice susanoo was a bit too happy this chapter
http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/476-14/20

[Gekko135]

young Naruto receives a vision of his future self:

[Daz]

Naruto is going to become the best hokage ever.

Aide: Ok hokage, todays schedule includes mainteining peace among Konohas clans, protecting our borders, assigning missions, keeping up relations with the other villages, and building that new Ninja world you've been talking about
Naruto: Ha….Ha...faints

[Sakonosolo]

What's with this new growing use of Mangastream? I hadn't even heard of it until a little bit ago but now it's being used a lot.

[Gekko135]

within the past weeks, Manga Stream has shown the internet that they are really fast with releases

@Narutossss:

Did anyone notice susanoo was a bit too happy this chapter
http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/476-14/20

that's funny… what's even more funny is the notion that a high-level jutsu activated by a high-level sharingan can't even tell it's crushing a genjutsu...

or maybe it knew it was an illusion and is laughing along with us?

[Mugiwara Kaizoku]

@Narutossss:

Did anyone notice susanoo was a bit too happy this chapter
http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/476-14/20

Muhaha, i bet Susano can buy a Happy Meal for Sasuke!
(Sorry, should i put this in spoiler tags as final resolve in the entire Naruto manga?! Not sure…)

[maxterdexter]

Well, I'm officialy through with Naruto, the hyperventilating was the cherry atop of the shit mountain, no more hope, no more caring about the characters, no more… whatever..

For a second there I thougth that he did managed to kill Danzou, and through Susano absorbed the eyes, but no, Genjutsu-noJutsu!!!1... I would loved if it was a log.

So, Mangastream, I like those people, very fast and very good scanlations, Bleh will be ready in two hours aparently, let's try sugesting that they do HxH!!!

[Sanigo]

So was the hyperventilation thing done for comic relief? Or was it a hilariously horrible srz business dramatic scene?

[Narutossss]

Knowing it's genjutsu does make it funnier and susanoo I'd like a happy meal too… you're payin' of course

[killerbee1000]

@Narutossss:

chapter out damn it! kishi trolled the cover
http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/476-14/2

It looks like ichigo is trying to run away from them.

[Phoenix Zoan]

A new village bicycle challenger approaches. Kakashi is going to talk to Sakura. KakSaku shippers are about to come out now and battle in the pairing wars.

[Mugiwara Kaizoku]

You know, the only thing that makes me not want to slaughter those brats is that none of them is actually blond! …still hate 'em tho... or at least their parents for letting them get mentally raped like this!