Their Boobs have guns in them ??
I thought it was opposite, where the guns had boobs on them?
Their Boobs have guns in them ??
I thought it was opposite, where the guns had boobs on them?
Pokémon HeartGold and Final Fantasy XIII.
I'm currently in the library.
I really hope the guy next to me isn't Taboo in disguise. He's blasting his headphones to the point in which I can hear every word.
I'm not going to say anything in risk of being pushed in way of a subway.
Bad…
Lost 2 pets in 3 weeks due to multiple problems and age
now minutes later ..my headset is broken ..
I'm currently in the library.
I really hope the guy next to me isn't Taboo in disguise. He's blasting his headphones to the point in which I can hear every word.
I'm not going to say anything in risk of being pushed in way of a subway.
You have nothing to worry about.
Taboo's a she.
My friend lost a tooth. Don't know whether to feel bad for him or laugh.
My friend lost a tooth. Don't know whether to feel bad for him or laugh.
You have a black NaruZephos avatar. The obvious choice would be sincere laughter.
A friend died today, he had cancer… May Allah forgive his sins.
May your friend rest in peace kmohyudin. ;(
A friend died today, he had cancer… May Allah forgive his sins.
I'm sorry to hear that… Please, accept my condolences...
I'm sorry to hear that… Please, accept my condolences...
You really think that in real life, people give jack shit about condolences offered on an internet forum? I mean, you think you people would've learned by now.
May your friend rest in peace kmohyudin. ;(
I'm sorry to hear that… Please, accept my condolences...
Thanks a lot.
You really think that in real life, people give jack shit about condolences offered on an internet forum? I mean, you think you people would've learned by now.
On the contrary, it means a lot. Just to know someone else cares is sometimes enough. Try to be a sport and refrain from saying such disrespectful things, they really serve no purpose.
On the contrary, it means a lot. Just to know someone else cares is sometimes enough. Try to be a sport and refrain from saying such disrespectful things, they really serve no purpose.
Okay then, be sure to tell your friend's loved ones that Masha from APForums cares.
Guys, chill out. Don't start arguing here, please.
A friend died today, he had cancer… May Allah forgive his sins.
Wow. Your friend died. Man, i'm sorry to hear about that . In fact, my mother's pal died last week. :(
SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Monday I'm going on a flight from Columbus to DC and then from there to Paris. Twelve… hours . It's going to be fun, though. And I get to see how badly I suck at Spanish.
Also, there's this girl at my school that I like, I'm sure you guys've heard me talk about her. We talk pretty much every day, but I just can't get up the courage to ask her out . Bleh.
@khmoyudin: I'm sorry for your loss, dude. Hang in there.
You really think that in real life, people give jack shit about condolences offered on an internet forum? I mean, you think you people would've learned by now.
:wassat: What's your problem? Something seriously serious and you're telling other people that they should know better.
Yeah, I bet you're a barrel of sunshine.:getlost:
Looks at thread title
Oh.. well in my spanish class i was introduced to verbs that end in -erse, -irse, and the one that made my giggle like a maniac -arse. Since I'm American, I'm used to and much prefer the word "ass" to "arse" Though I know it's the British equivalent. I then spent the entirety of the class whispering "arse" in an attempted British accent.
I went to the county fair. You know what? Fried twinkies are GOOD. On the other hand, I had some sushi that I probably shouldn't have had…they were only california rolls, but still...blah. Five hours later, I'm starting to feel them.
One week until spring break...gotta hang in there....
A friend died today, he had cancer… May Allah forgive his sins.
I'm sorry to hear that…I hope you, his family and all his friends find comfort. My condolences.
@khmoyudin: I'm sorry for your loss. Cancer is a shitty way to go.
I drove past a McDonald's billboard today promoting their angus burgers that said "Nice to Meat You". This was posted right next to a strip club.
@Badass:
:wassat: What's your problem? Something seriously serious and you're telling other people that they should know better.
Yeah, I bet you're a barrel of sunshine.:getlost:
The problem here is that offering sympathy on the internet IS USELESS. It really means nothing. Furthermore, what good does it do to anyone? By offering your condolences, you're basically saying "heya, i don't really care, but i'm ready to cry with you and make you continue thinking about what happened". You're basically recovering the memory of a recently lost soul, something you should never, ever do, if you expect the people who lost a loved one to get on with their lives.
Damn. I saw this thread and I thought it read "Post how your day was… (NSFW)" and the first thing that popped in my mind was, "Yes! Finally, I can describe how my day was as well as the amount of freeballing that went into said day!" but upon closer inspection it seems as though I was wrong.
However, since I've already started this post and can't go back I'd just like to say that, yes, I had a good day and my balls were free.
yesterday was pretty terrible
last week it was really warm, and it felt good to be outside, as it was in the 60's and low 70's. then yesterday it snowed a shit ton.
and i found out i had my first cavity; albeit a very tiny one that isn't really a problem at all, it still sucks to get a filling. oh well, guess you have to learn somehow.
You have nothing to worry about.
Taboo's a she.
I knew Taboo is a she, but what I was trying to say was that I was hoping she wasn't disguised as the guy next to me.
She's crazy enough to push an old woman in front of a subway. She could purposely be trying to kill me. :ninja:
I got my mp3 in the washer AND dryer…..
It works perfectly fine. Only the headphones got damaged.
It works half-fine. It sometimes cuts off when you cut it on and sometimes it repeatedly flashes black.
My new English teacher is terrible.
She kept saying: "What was happen?" until our class's president stood up and fix it for her. I wonder why the principal hired her.
Hey everyone, I guess this is my official first post (not counting introduction thread).
My day was a bit of a strange one, got up for uni at 7:30am (shouldn't have watched The Hangover till 2am the night before). Had a class till 10:30am, it was really hot weather at this stage, had lunch, did some assignment work, went to next class.
After the class finished at 3:30pm I come outside and the sky is pretty much all black clouds, was a drastic change in the weather, especially as I was walking to lunch earlier I was sweating lightly.
Met my friend at the shops at 3:40pm and it starts pouring down rain and the wind is going crazy, thunder and lightning going off… then the whole shopping center had to be evacuated... not sure on the specific reason why.
Me and my friend then went to the gym, even though the weather was shit, but we had planned to already. So like after 40 minutes at the gym they say they are shutting down the gym for today due to the weather... was not too pleased about this...
Then a usual 15 minute drive home turned into a 1 hour drive due to minor floodings on the road and traffic lights going out.
Pretty adventurous day compared to my usual days.
Now I understand the meaning behind your signature!!
My day was full of mistakes…
1. Went to wrong wedding ceremony... still had fun though.
2. Slipped and fell square on my ass in the middle of a street, barely avoided accident...
3. Tried to call a friend, got wrong number instead...
4. Said "Wrong number" and dropped a call when it was actually my aunt calling...
So, you see, good day...
Crappy…I lost my favorite ring (gift from mom) amongst other crap and I'm so sad..I loved that ring. Probably the first ring I wore so much...'twas beautiful.. :cwy: This suuuuucks. And I'm stuck at the airport till 6AM and now it's 11:30 pm.. Hate this. Haaate....
Crappy…I lost my favorite ring (gift from mom) amongst other crap and I'm so sad..I loved that ring. Probably the first ring I wore so much...'twas beautiful.. :cwy: This suuuuucks. And I'm stuck at the airport till 6AM and now it's 11:30 pm.. Hate this. Haaate....
I'm sorry Chrissie-sama… :cwy:
Did you lose it at the airport?
I'm sorry Chrissie-sama… :cwy:
Did you lose it at the airport?
Don't worry, i'm sure her disciples will find her soon.
When someone has a migraine and they tell you they have a migraine, STOP TALKING!
Sister: "I have a migraine."
Father: "I'm sorry, sweetie. So have you heard about the Health Bill? Blah, blah, blah, blah."
I can just sense her anger rising.
Pretty uneventful. Needs narcotics.
Had Irish tea today.
t'was good.
Watching 'House of the Devil' right now.
Wow, I haven't been this scared since the aftermath of watching 'Paranormal Activity' late at night at home. Being too afraid to go down stairs and sleeping with the lights on.
watching a English Dub marathon..all movies in japanese
Seven Samurai,Sanjuro and another film from 1961,
I had a crap day with three crap headaches which made school near crap impossible and after wading through the crap to play MAG some crap jerk knifes me at spawn among three others and after booting him from our team I realise I was the only medic on our team, thirty two people + only one medic = crap.
Then I realise my imported copy of Jump Ultimate Stars is lost because it fell out of my crap case. Not to mention the crap arguments with my crap sisters.
I just got another headache while typing… CRAP!
so I found out today that my tax returns got put into my bank account.
I now have 1300$. (:
so I found out today that my tax returns got put into my bank account.
I now have 1300$. (:
16 characters of Ballin'
I'm sorry Chrissie-sama… :cwy:
Did you lose it at the airport?
Yes… I've searched everywhere I went but couldn't find it.. I'm so upset with myself for losing it. ;(
I think i'll watch a scary movie. Any suggestions!?
I think i'll watch a scary movie. Any suggestions!?
What about 8 mile.
Its about some trailer trash gangster/rapper wanabe from detroit.
Sound familiar prat.
I woke up feeling uneasy and was trying to find out the problem. I tried tea and that didn't work. Tried taking a bath and that didn't work. Tried walking around and that didn't work… Apparently I just wanted to throw up. Feeling a bit better now, but I'm going to stay in and drink Coke until I'm certian it isn't anything serious....
I never felt that uneasy in years.
What about 8 mile.
Its about some trailer trash gangster/rapper wanabe from detroit.
Sound familiar prat.
Come on stop stalking me do you really have no life at all?
I think i'll watch a scary movie. Any suggestions!?
Hellraiser part 1&2. Might not be scary, just really messed up.
Thanks for the suggestion. I've been into j horror so much I'd forgotten how good the American classics can be.
Iam war with my ISP. I am sick of my mobile internet, writing applications, hearings, trollings, trotting… i want my internet back crys
A house was struck by lightning a few houses down from me just now.
Better luck next time God!
I bought a blueberry bagel and a cookie from Einstein Bagels in my University today. They only had two people behind the counter handling everything, so they were pretty miserable.
The cashier had charged me for my bagel, but she didn't key in the cookie. I pointed the cookie out, and she just waved it off and let me take the cookie for free.
Whatever bad day she's having, I hope it turns out better in the end.
A house was struck by lightning a few houses down from me just now.
Better luck next time God!
Ahaha, God fails.
Pretty annoying day today. I get a call from a friend (John) because the battery of his car had died and he asked me and another mate to come push and use starter cables to get it back running again, and to meet later today at 8pm. Ok np. So the other guy comes pick me up (we call him Fattie, he is not fat it's from the word 'fatal' which in dutch means really crummy, and he used to roll really crummy joints) and we go pick up John. Fattie was saying earlier there was an odd sound in his car, and it gets worse as we continue on, so I say "man you have a flat tire, pull over." We pull over and indeed a flat tire. Now I'm far from a handyman but I have had a flat tire before and fixed it myself so I suggest we just change it real quick. When we get out of the car it starts raining. Ugh. We start working on the wheel, but we cant seem to get the bolts out no matter how hard we try. A call to my dad later we find out we were trying to turn it the wrong way XD.
Anyway so we change the tire but we've already gotten pretty soaked from the rain which sucks, and we continue on to John's car. We try to push the car to get the hoods facing each-other, but the car won't budge at all. Wtf. So I check inside the car and ofcourse the transmission was blocking the movement. Quick fix and we get the cars opposite each-other, but now it starts to rain really really hard. We're getting totally soaked. And we're starting to wonder if it's even safe to mess with electricity in the rain. I call my dad again, he says it's np.
So we connect the cars and get them running, transferring power. Rain starts to pour out like crazy now so we're just sitting in opposite cars and me and John are talking on our cell phones even though we're pretty much looking at each-other. Finally we get his car working again and after packing up John is off for a 30 min drive to recharge his battery, and Fattie (who has to work tomorrow) drops me off at the appartment of some other friends. They're two brothers, and the oldest one (who ironically we call Junior) has his birthday tomorrow, well as I'm typing this after midnight it's today actually. His shift at the bar he works at starts at 11pm and me and Christopher, his brother, are supposed to go there to celebrate with him. His real birthday party is on saturday, but this was just for fun.
Well I get at the appartment totally soaked and can't change clothes so that blows. Rubbing dry with a towel helps a bit, and Christopher's gf makes me some spaghetti and lateron an orange juice milkshake so I'm feeling better already. So we watch some Belgian soccer on TV while Christopher is playing online poker. John briefly joins us again (he has to work aswell the next day), he's actually also my crown witness in a case I have running, but I got notice earlier this week the case got dismissed. Turns out the guy I am accusing actually managed to conjure up two fake witnesses who pointed at someone else and with conflicting testimonies the case is over. Crooked as hell!
But anyway at 11pm John leaves for his shift, but we never actually end up going out to go see him, just chilled in the living room watching TV and seeing Christopher turn €150 into €2200 in poker. And yesterday he already made like €5000, really on a roll there. Now sometimes we make the agreement to 'buy in together' (split wins/losses) but I decided to not do that today. And damn if I had that woulda been an easy €1000 in my pocket. Ah well :/. So I walk home and now I think I will watch a few starcraft 2 replays, if I don't fall asleep while doing so atleast..