QUESTION: DO YOU PEOPLE POOP?
Luffy
'Course I do. I eat 2,5 tons of food every day, how am i supposed to deal with it without pooping? And when that moment comes, I always bless god for my 5-metres-wide-stretchable anus…
Zoro
I often get lost on my way to the bathroom: in those cases, I hafta do it in the corridor or in some random room.
…What are you looking at?! What am I supposed to do, keep it forever?
Nami
How… How DARE you ask me that?! I'm too beautiful to poop!
Usopp
No, I don't poop. I never did it in my whole life. Ask my 80.000 henchmen if you don't believe me.
- It's a lie.
Ah! How did you know?!
Sanji
Sure I do. Y'now, once I had Marimo eat my crap thinking it was fudge! Hahhahhahhaha!
Chopper
My poo is pink and it smells like cherry.
- Why, that's adorable!
No, I'm afraid that's cancer…
Robin
Actually, you see, the hands I create are made with the food in my guts, so basically… those are my poop.
Franky
I could survive without eating, but it'd suck; so I eat normally and therefore I take dumps normally. But my abdomen is made of steel, so it can't contract to squeeze the crap out; then, sometimes I gotta use "Coup de boo" to throw it out, but I often end up making a really bad mess… Oh well...
Blackbeard
Once I and the guys pooped in a black hole for a week, then eventually I used "Liberation" to release all the crap on Whitebeard crew's heads! Man, that was AWESOME! Especially with Doc Q's poo: it was all melted and bloody, it rained on them like a shower. I RULE!
Whitebeard
TEACH MUST DIE!!! Of course I poop: then the nurses arrive, wipe it out and change the diaper.
Ace
I poop and, above all, I fart… And you DON'T want to see me fart...
Shanks
My poo makes people faint. I hope it's just the "ambition" thing…
Mihawk
No, I'm WAY too cool to take dumps.
Dragon
When I gotta make a serious effort to push it out, storms and squalls are unleashed… Who knows if the two things are related...
Bagy
When I gotta poop, I split my ass off and dispatch it alone while I keep doin' my businness. The problem is I don't have eyes on it, so I end up crapping in the most random places… Alvida's always gettin' mad for that...
Kuro
I've got poo pictures on my jacket, and you're even asking? However, I do it all in 12 seconds, if you really wanna know…
Krieg
The armor doesn't have a hole for that; I have to wear it off, and sometimes I don't make it in time and… well, you can imagine the consequences.
Arlong
Yes, I do. I make so much of it that Nami used to use it to fertilize the tangerine trees.
Mr. 5
My poo is explosive, so I often toss it as a bomb.
- Man, that's so gross!
Yeah, but it makes one hell of a blow…
Mr. 2
How… How DARE you ask me that?! I'm too beautiful to poop!
Vivi
Thanks for asking. I'm so glad someone remembers me after so long and… wait, don't go, please!!!
Crocodile
Boy, sometimes my ass gets so dry, it gets so damn hard to push it out…
Ener
In the old days, I used to make Gedatsu worship my poo. I even had him KISS it once… Too bad I didn't have a camera!
Lucci
The problem is, I've trained ALL my muscles to superhuman level… All, including the rectum. Therefore, when I defecate, the excrement shoots out at 50 mph and, being as hard as steel, it shatters the toilet. Almost every time. That can be annoying.
Kumadori
Thanks to "Life Return" I can keep it for days, even weeks. And I do.
- That's why you're always yelling and you have one eye closed, isn't it?
Yes.
Kaku
My poo comes out square…
Don't you DARE laugh!!