@Pass:
I bet you'd die happy if the next crewmember was a living pile of cow manure.
That's for sure! But a pooping skeleton is good enough, too.
@Pass:
I bet you'd die happy if the next crewmember was a living pile of cow manure.
That's for sure! But a pooping skeleton is good enough, too.
@Pass:
What scares me is the possible amount of hours thinking about excriment it probably took sanjilops to come up with those answers.
The time spent to think about poop is never too much
QUESTION: DO YOU PEOPLE POOP?
Luffy
'Course I do. I eat 2,5 tons of food every day, how am i supposed to deal with it without pooping? And when that moment comes, I always bless god for my 5-metres-wide-stretchable anus…
Zoro
I often get lost on my way to the bathroom: in those cases, I hafta do it in the corridor or in some random room.
…What are you looking at?! What am I supposed to do, keep it forever?
Nami
How… How DARE you ask me that?! I'm too beautiful to poop!
Usopp
No, I don't poop. I never did it in my whole life. Ask my 80.000 henchmen if you don't believe me.
- It's a lie.
Ah! How did you know?!
Sanji
Sure I do. Y'now, once I had Marimo eat my crap thinking it was fudge! Hahhahhahhaha!
Chopper
My poo is pink and it smells like cherry.
- Why, that's adorable!
No, I'm afraid that's cancer…
Robin
Actually, you see, the hands I create are made with the food in my guts, so basically… those are my poop.
Franky
I could survive without eating, but it'd suck; so I eat normally and therefore I take dumps normally. But my abdomen is made of steel, so it can't contract to squeeze the crap out; then, sometimes I gotta use "Coup de boo" to throw it out, but I often end up making a really bad mess… Oh well...
Blackbeard
Once I and the guys pooped in a black hole for a week, then eventually I used "Liberation" to release all the crap on Whitebeard crew's heads! Man, that was AWESOME! Especially with Doc Q's poo: it was all melted and bloody, it rained on them like a shower. I RULE!
Whitebeard
TEACH MUST DIE!!! Of course I poop: then the nurses arrive, wipe it out and change the diaper.
Ace
I poop and, above all, I fart… And you DON'T want to see me fart...
Shanks
My poo makes people faint. I hope it's just the "ambition" thing…
Mihawk
No, I'm WAY too cool to take dumps.
Dragon
When I gotta make a serious effort to push it out, storms and squalls are unleashed… Who knows if the two things are related...
Bagy
When I gotta poop, I split my ass off and dispatch it alone while I keep doin' my businness. The problem is I don't have eyes on it, so I end up crapping in the most random places… Alvida's always gettin' mad for that...
Kuro
I've got poo pictures on my jacket, and you're even asking? However, I do it all in 12 seconds, if you really wanna know…
Krieg
The armor doesn't have a hole for that; I have to wear it off, and sometimes I don't make it in time and… well, you can imagine the consequences.
Arlong
Yes, I do. I make so much of it that Nami used to use it to fertilize the tangerine trees.
Mr. 5
My poo is explosive, so I often toss it as a bomb.
- Man, that's so gross!
Yeah, but it makes one hell of a blow…
Mr. 2
How… How DARE you ask me that?! I'm too beautiful to poop!
Vivi
Thanks for asking. I'm so glad someone remembers me after so long and… wait, don't go, please!!!
Crocodile
Boy, sometimes my ass gets so dry, it gets so damn hard to push it out…
Ener
In the old days, I used to make Gedatsu worship my poo. I even had him KISS it once… Too bad I didn't have a camera!
Lucci
The problem is, I've trained ALL my muscles to superhuman level… All, including the rectum. Therefore, when I defecate, the excrement shoots out at 50 mph and, being as hard as steel, it shatters the toilet. Almost every time. That can be annoying.
Kumadori
Thanks to "Life Return" I can keep it for days, even weeks. And I do.
- That's why you're always yelling and you have one eye closed, isn't it?
Yes.
Kaku
My poo comes out square…
Don't you DARE laugh!!
@Rollo:
That wood cracking was somewhat small; could have been from the guy there falling and smacking his head against it. Afterall people are foaming and falling over.
That doesn't deserve an answer… wait, does BS stand for bullshit? All right, here's your bullshit.
Take another look at that panel: the whole railing is trembling. The crack must be a consequence of those violent shakes. The floor isn't shaking, that's why it's intact, or it's just Oda's mistake, who the hell cares.
Neither I would tolerate it if it was another ki/chakra/cosmo/reiki thing, but it is not. It's just mental strength, very close to some other tricks we saw before. It's a power, not the power. Until now, only Shanks, Zoro and Mihawk have shown to possess it, so it can't be used to rate people's strength. I think Luffy will go all the way down to the Pirate King title and never deal with this spirit stuff.
That's One Piece, baby. Don't you like it? You're not forced to read it. Besides, it's not like people will suddenly start doing kamehamehas, so relax and enjoy the show.
@Fire Fist:
Luffy did actually show his aura once before, in Mocktown. When Sarquiss half-heartedly challenged him, Luffy simply turned to face him and it knocked him down. It may not be as effective as Shanks' aura, but it still works.
Sarquiss didn't faint, he didn't have blank eyes nor foam pouring from his mouth. He just jumped backwards and fell, it's a common behaviour when being scared like hell.
Luffy doesn't have that kind of aura; otherwise he would've used it against EL marines (assuming that you can control it).
Please look at page 5, the picture on the low right corner. The wood is cracking. That's not fear, ambition or anything: simply, Shanks' spirit is actually a form of real energy. Accept it.
Besides, we've already seen several magic tricks: mantra, Asura, the whole Klabautermann-Merry thing… I can accept Shanks being an ESPer or something.
Anyways I think the "spirit force" involves Zoro, rather than Luffy. Mihawk told him "Try to overcome me with your mental strenght" or something similar. And some of his techniques (Lion song, # pound cannon, Asura) seem to utilize such mental strenght along with muscle force. Since Shanks is also a swordsman, I guess the "spirit" we see in 434 is the same thing too.
Luffy, instead... He sure has pride, will, determination etc. But it never showed any actual "might" related to his spirit. His strenght is only due to muscles and rubber. His "will" is as strong as Shanks' one, but his "spirit" is surely weaker: indeed, he hasn't any spirit.
I don't think Shanks can use Soru or destroy buildings. Maybe he can't even cut a galeon from miles away, like Mihawk. But I'm sure he's far stronger than Luffy. I think Lucci can barely scratch him.
He's one of the four mightiest pirates in the world, and right now he's dueling with Newgate, which used to be Roger's rival. I think this proves enough who's stronger.
@Cap'n:
Guys this thread is about Dragon please quit spamming
You're right. Dragon himself is gonna come out of Luffy's ass :silly: and the Merry too…
EDIT: Oh shoot, I started another page of this ***** topic
^ freedom, the best is cap'n carter's one… I just can't stop laughing :-D
Anyways, it is indeed possible that "someone" appears and saves the day… But why must it always be Dragon or Blackbeard? Use your imagination, dammit!
kballero is right, the day he will show up people will be like "See? Told ya!"…
Dragon can't come to EL: at the moment he's facing Sauron and Chuck Norris for the control of Dark-sided Smurfs' Village.
Sorry, it had to be said.
I don't think that Raftel is hard to reach because of a physical obstacle (whirpool, sea monsters, cause it's in the air or underwater…). If it was that, then Shanks and Whitebeard should be stuck on the last islands before Raftel, instead of being still sailing around. Consider that in vol 11 Shanks was reached by Mihawk who was coming back from the East Blue: so he had to be not too far from the Reverse Mountain (unless Mihawk had crossed the Calm Belt...)
Here's my (brother's) theory: to reach Raftel you need a log of all the 7 routes on the Grand Line (see Vol 12). That's why 1) Roger was "old" when he reached Raftel; 2) Shanks and Whitebeard still haven't done it; 3) The WG fears an alliance between Shanks and Whitebeard: I think that together they have the logs for 6 of the 7 routes, the 7th being to get registered by Blackbeard and Ace or the Straw Hats 4) You can't get to Raftel just by crossing the Calm Belt (which may be dangerous, but surely not as much as going through the whole GL, even just once)