But you're still a fag. :sideways:
The Manly Thread of Manliness.
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For a manly man, you sure give me a lot of attention.
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For a manly man, you sure give me a lot of attention.
I see through your game, coming up with comebacks such as these to make me stop since despite poking fun at you, I somewhat follow the rules are here and will refrain from full out making fun of you.
Good work.
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Captain Morgan ain't too shabby. It just gives me heartburn when I try to chug it. Guess I'm gettin' too damn old.
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Don't worry, Solar. We are all friends here. Even if we don't see eye to eye, we are men either way.
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The only alcohol I've ever had was a sip of Goldshlager (I think that was the name). Never really was interested in smoking/drinking, but for some reason I really like the smell of cigarettes. That probably comes from my granddaddy smoking when I lived with him in my early years.
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We aren't friends. -
I've never smoked, done drugs, or drank. But unlike the first two I can see myself drinking in the future, but not getting drunk hopefully. When I do first drink, I'd like it to be something good, but I've never really gotten a solid "the good stuff" answer. I guess it comes down to preference, just like any drink.
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It's a sliding scale. Girly drinks taste good, but don't do jack for getting you drunk. Hard liquor gets you drunk, but tastes horrible.
Beer sucks on both counts.
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In keeping with the Kenshiro picture on the earlier page:
Manliness is more a state-of-mind than a combination of appearance features. In a way, Bon Kurei is about the manliest man of One Piece– he doesn't let anyone else's codes or opinions force him to be anything other than his delightful okama self.
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It's a sliding scale. Girly drinks taste good, but don't do jack for getting you drunk. Hard liquor gets you drunk, but tastes horrible.
Beer sucks on both counts.
That's why I like things like cosmopolitans and lemon drop martinis. Taste great and can knock you on your ass pretty quick. And don't forget Sex on the Beach, the alchoholic liquid Big Stick.
And I guess at this point this thread just needs this
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DRINK WIHT YOUR FAMILY, DRINK WITH YOUR FRIENDS!
I do have that song on my computer. One day I shall lipsync it to Galley-La bar scenes. When I get those epic-sodes. Concluding this post: THE MOST WONDERFUL DRINK IN THE WORLD HOORAAAY!
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I enjoy rum. It burns all the way down.
Let's go hang some sheet rock!
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WRESTLING AND NO SHAVING TOO.
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ill be honest, i've never tried condoms….........so i vote option #3 to be safe. xD
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I like to watch Lucha Libre every saturday
sometimes you think the match is over, but then some random guys pop out from nowhere to fuck up the winners with flamethrowers or chairs.
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Why are people trying to keep me away from this threadO_O
They must be all jealous of my manliness :P
That's right, I'm the only one manly enough to express my keen sexual interests and urges without any shame or embarrassment and that's why I PWNZ OVER ALL YOUS!!! ^_^
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This thread seems more devoted to streotypical machismo than to Gar/awesome/badarse/manliness in the less traditional sense.
More in line with the latter, kids don't know about my Liviu Librescu.
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On the poll, I don't know what to vote. I don't believe in fornication!
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So uh….exactly how raunchy are we allowed to be here?
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I'm sorry I'm late to the thread guys, I was too busy eating raw eggs and chopping down trees with my face.
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Why are people trying to keep me away from this threadO_O
Because you're a terrible poster.
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So uh….exactly how raunchy are we allowed to be here?
Cosmic demands we stay PG-13, so that raunchy.
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I'm unfamiliar with American age ratings. How bad is PG-13 again?
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Anything ages 0-16 is acceptable. You can curse a bit, but no sexy stuff.
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@Earthworm:
Because you're a terrible poster.
Really? Most people find me funny. I guess there's no accounting for bad taste.
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There are two typos in your signature. Truley should be Truly and Fans should be Fags. Just trying to help, man.
On the subject of helping, this might be helpful in describing the PG-13 rating (I'd try, but probably wouldn't do a good job of it =p ).
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I'm so fucking manly, lots of people think I'm a woman. Only the manliest of men can get so many women as to actually be mistaken for one.
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Bounty talking about Bon Kurei reminded me of Franky and the entire speedo deal. To some wearing a speedo is the ecstasy of manliness, but to others it's the ecstasy of gayness. What do you guys think of this matter?
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Posting in this thread will make you grow chest hair.
Fact.
uh. oh. :O
my grandpa always said pepper put hair on your chest.
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Really? Most people find me funny.
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@Solar:
There are two typos in your signature. Truley should be Truly and Fans should be Fags. Just trying to help, man.
On the subject of helping, this might be helpful in describing the PG-13 rating (I'd try, but probably wouldn't do a good job of it =p ).
I resent that:O
Lobster made the sig so it's his spelling error not mine:P
Also, why do you say I am a fag when I have clearly expressed my desire for women O_O?
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But it's true.
Nobody likes your posts. Not even you. -
Speaking of sideburns, as unmanly as this question is, does anyone have trouble shaving theirs? I grow mine out usually but when I gotta get cleaned up for a job interview they are damned bothersome. I shave one way and they go the other.
Dunno if it's a white guy thing, but can't you just head down to your local barbershop for a shapeup and fix that problem from the get-go?
Speaking of those places, they're probably some of the manliest places on earth.
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I resent that:O
Lobster made the sig so it's his spelling error not mine:P
Also, why do you say I am a fag when I have clearly expressed my desire for women O_O?
Dude, they are cartoon chicks, that's totally not manly.
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Why are people trying to keep me away from this threadO_O
They must be all jealous of my manliness :P
That's right, I'm the only one manly enough to express my keen sexual interests and urges without any shame or embarrassment and that's why I PWNZ OVER ALL YOUS!!! ^_^ -
@SSM:
Dunno if it's a white guy thing, but can't you just head down to your local barbershop for a shapeup and fix that problem from the get-go?
Speaking of those places, they're probably some of the manliest places on earth.
I don't find it necessary to having to go out to get your sideburns and beard taken care of. My sinks good enough for that. Speaking of this, how do you guys usually get your hair? In the last year or so I've been getting it shaved down to half an inch or so. It feels good, but I think my head looks funny with it that short.
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I resent that:O
Lobster made the sig so it's his spelling error not mine:P
Or.. maybe I did it on purpose to.. Trap You >_>
Hahaha ha ha.. ha…
I mean it's intentionally misspelled to be cute.. like saying "Mai" instead of "My"
I'm just that deep.
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That actually makes you less deep.
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Also, why do you say I am a fag when I have clearly expressed my desire for women O_O?
It's an elaborate cover-up.
"ME GAY NO THAT'S SILLY I'M NOT GAY I LOVE WOMEN WOMEN ARE GREAT WOMEN ARE WHAT I DESIRE TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH WITH THEIR NICE WOMAN PARTS SUCH."
-kINGOFFANS.
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Is it possible to be so gay, you like women cause even you think you're too gay? Or is that simply bisexual?
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Dude, they are cartoon chicks, that's totally not manly.
And fapping off to real ones is?O_O
But it's true.
Nobody likes your posts. Not even you.No one likes Mechazawa either.
"ME GAY NO THAT'S SILLY I'M NOT GAY I LOVE WOMEN WOMEN ARE GREAT WOMEN ARE WHAT I DESIRE TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH WITH THEIR NICE WOMAN PARTS SUCH."
-kINGOFFANS.
The K thing again>.>…
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And fapping off to real ones is?O_O
Yes
No one likes Mechazawa either.
What do you fags have against Mechazawa?
The K again>.>…
You aren't worthy of having your name spelled correctly.
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How Manly is This On a Scale of 1 to 10?
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to much to be on the scale of Manliness.
I have a goatee and dont use condoms am I in?
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Do it right, man.
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And fapping off to real ones is?O_O
Whoever said anything about fapping? Looks like you've said it all bra.
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@Earthworm:
Yes
Really? O_O I always thought it was pretty pathetic and unmanly that a guy has to fap off to an image of a real woman because it shows he's too much of a loser to get one of his own. At least in my case, I don't want a real women and I can't get a drawn one which excuses me just fantasizing about them
@Earthworm:
What do you fags have against Mechazawa?
He's a tin rust bucket wearing dorky clothes. I think the real question is who would like him?
@Earthworm:
You aren't worthy of having your name spelled correctly.
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I hope your getting my message.
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He's a tin rust bucket wearing dorky clothes. I think the real question is who would like him?
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