I dreamed I was Tweety Bird driving a car on the run from the law. I had Slvester the Cat tied up as my hostage. I flashback to old Tweety Bird cartoons from Tweety's point of view, learning that he took Slvester hostage for almost eating him so many times. The dream switches to me in my bed. My mom comes in back grom the grocery store. My old dog Betty jumps on the bed to lick my face. The dream then changes to me in my old backyard. There are police men outside the gate having a belching contest. Meanwhile, a whole flock of seagulls come in trying to deficate on me. I take refuge under a tree, where a doberman pinscher jumps all over me. Then I wake up.
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I had a dream that the Azumanga Daioh girls and I were discussing Van Halen and David Lee Roth's career. Then I woke up and guess what was on the radio?
Van Halen.
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I dreamed I was a doctor and had to cut up a dead guy's balls.
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First dream I ever had (as far back as I can remember, maybe 3 or 4) was about a Shark that came out of my sink and ate my family, and then I ran upstairs and hid under the bed. The weird part was that the Shark was animated…
And I also had a nightmare where I was strapped to a metal bed and went through a horrible operation similar to that of Quake 4.
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I think here's where I posted my dream about me being Luffy and how I…
! No, really, it's an actual SPOILER, morons..
! Defeated Moria with Gomu-Gomu-No-Rocket…
Sometimes dreams can become true, wich is creepy…
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I had this dream where my house was filled with clones of my cat, I then opened the door and they all go outside. Once they're all outside, a giant bird, maybe a vulture or something like that, swoops down and slaughters them all. One of the cats, probably the original, runs into the house, but then the bird comes right towards my door. I slammed the door shut right before the bird gets to it, so the bird explodes on impact.
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Also, I think I had a dream once where the Hey Arnold characters and I were singing Bohemian Rhapsody…
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I went out into the driveway and saw Jerry Seinfeld and Kramer waiting for me in a minivan. I got into the van with them and we all drove down this street called Colonial Guy Avenue that was made up almost entirely of drive-through fried chicken restaurants. We drove through each one and Jerry conned the person at the register out of five dollars every time.
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I recently had a funny yet weird dream involving the Smurfs. The dream started with a pan of the Smurf village. When my "dream camera" focused in on the place, I heard this song:
La La The fucked up place, this is where we live
La la la la la la We hate to sing this shit
While that song was playing, some things were going on: Hefty was chasing Clumsy with an axe and covered in blood; Gargamel was sitting on a lawn chair in a pink speedo and shades behind the village; Brainy randomly grew to the size of a human while looking at his now destroyed how as if nothing happened and seemed happy too; and Smurfette was old and fat with a cane. Smurfette took a dump in front of the other Smurfs while standing in front of them, then walked back into her house.
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cough I just woke up from a dream in which I went to school (like, middle school or something) dressed as Lucci, only I was wearing a bow tie.
I was in character and everything, but then I got yelled at by my band director for not buying him a candy bar. I then proceeded to miss my bus and was about to call my Dad on my cell phone when my alarm went off.
Keep in mind, I haven't been in grade school in almost five years, and have't had band practice in about four. And LUCCI?
What the Hell, brain? ^^;;
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The FUNimation dub of One Piece got up to Lufffy VS Ussop.
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I just had a weird dream…
Thriller Bark: The Musical.
Words can't describe how random that thing was...
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After playing Super Mario 64 all night and being stuck for hours, I went to bed and had this dream.
In the dream, I was playing Super Mario 64. I was in a brick house, I tried opening the door, but it moved to another spot. This kept happening over and over again. Thats all I dreampt that night.
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@Kaimei-Karasuhebi:
I just had a weird dream…
Thriller Bark: The Musical.
Words can't describe how random that thing was...
That might be a hilarious dream, I think…
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@Kaimei-Karasuhebi:
I just had a weird dream…
Thriller Bark: The Musical.
Words can't describe how random that thing was...
We demand lyrics.
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@Pass:
We demand lyrics.
Sadly,that kind of dream is pretty hard to remember completely. :(
The only things that got stuck on my brain was one scene where Luffy and Oddz dressed up as meat and another one where there was a whole symphonia playing as Usopp Golden Pounded Perona untill she was nothing but a disgusting blob with pink hair and gothic clothes. :S
There was also this dream where Hogback joined the Strawhats. It was even more crazy because there were no fishmen in Fishman Island and it was more like the SH walking around in a city of Dragon Ball….
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@Kaimei-Karasuhebi:
and another one where there was a whole symphonia playing as Usopp Golden Pounded Perona untill she was nothing but a disgusting blob with pink hair and gothic clothes. :S
Let's try animating it.
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I had a really bizarre one last night.
I was in my room, when my brother came in with a new girlfriend. She had really short hair and was carrying a cello. I called her butch, then my brother grabbed her cello and smacked me upside the head with it. I yelled "You hit me with a fucking cello!", then it switched to me downstairs. I saw one of my cats, and apparantly she gave birth to foxes.
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Play tetris or POKEMON PUZZLE LEAGUE and then sleep. You see blocks falling perfectly into place. It's amazing.
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I bet no one will beat this one.
The end of my really bizarre dream (Where my father used owls, his favorite animals, to threaten people and we drove around the streets of Iraq or some other Arab-Like City while it was bombed like one of those chessy action movies) randomly ended with…
ARLONG PARK THE MOVIE.
Yeah, basically, some members were invited to a Big Party with snoobish stars just because someone had the awesome idea of making a Movie about Arlong Park.
But the really creepy thing about that ending was..
Lobster Pot-Sticker, amazing Boy Genius---
Yeah, Lobster was the one who brought up the idea and the one who was going to direct the movie. Everyone loved Lobster because he was the greatest genius ever and nobody could match his creativity, but then (Funny thing, I imagined everyone as their avatars, except Lobster, who was a creepy guy cosplaying as Kuro) after Taboo said something about marrying Lobster, a Vivi Cosplayer popped up from nowhere, Lobster went nuts, and the dream ended after scenes involving Lobster accidentally killing the Vivi Cosplayer (And ripping off her clothes) with his Kuro Claws in one of his fanboy rampages....
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I don't remember many dreams I have.
I had a strange one recently, in which it was almost like I was in a parody of "The Fly". I was testing out some transport device, but a couple other guys snuck into the machine, and when I came out, I had three heads.
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Last night I had a dream about bald Itachi. He was just standing middle of the street (somehow cars missed him). I don't remember anything else that happened in that dream.
I also saw a dream where someone was living under my bed. I would drop fruits to the floor, and whoever it was who lived there would snatch them so fast I didn't see him/her. I was not allowed to look under the bed, because something horrible would have happened if I had found out who it was.
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I had this dream when I was eight or ten. It starts in heaven, a landscape covered in clouds. There, is Elmira from Tiny Toon adventures. She's standing with Mr. Roger's "King Friday" wearing a toga and wings. Apparently, he says that everyone in heaven wears these, and Elmira asks if she can look under his toga. He agrees, and under there is…a rainbow colored spinning wheel.
Then, there's this open book from which these two can see other parts of the arae. On it, Tiny Toon's Hampton, also wearing wings and a toga, is hoping from cloud to cloud, between which is a beanstalk. Elmira, from the books, reaches in and pulls away Hampton's toga and wings, leaving him naked on the top of a beanstalk.
Then, pirates. Anthropomorphic Pelican pirates climb up the bean stalk to take Hampton. They corner him, when at the last minutes one of the smaller pirates gets a change of heart for no reason and picks up Hampton, tackles the group of pirates, twice (the first time he apparently bounces off the group), and runs away.
Then, Scooby Doo. Scooby Doo standing around looking scared, wearing red long jones. The background is blue and floating behind that dog in the long johns.
And then I wake up. I think this dream was pretty much a clusterfuck of all the shows I watched back then.
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I have two dreams that i have more times. first is that i´m going to school with my pyjama or without shous and second is that gorillas gonna attack i run away and in the last moment i can hide myself i a house.
but yesterday i had a very bad dream: i forgot my sales tax law for my exam in sales taxes, that was a really stressful dream, cause today i had my exam and took my law with me (fortunately)
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I once had a dream when I was around 11..
I was invisible and I could mess around with the girls from Big Brother (The first one to ever be aired over here) while they took their showers. :S
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I had a nightmare that went like this:
I was in some random house, waiting in the kitchen at a table. It was a bright, sunny day. A pan was on a stove waiting to be used. Suddenly my mom enters the kitchen and walks towards the stove.
My mom: "Good morning son! Would you like some breakfast?"
Me: "Sure, thanks mom!"
Then my mom rips the flesh off of her neck and pulls her guts out through her neck and splats them on the frying pan. She's bleeding and looks all gory. She turns to me and says:
"Won't this be delicious?"
Then she rips open the top of her skull and puts her brains on top of the gut pile that's frying.
I woke up in a cold sweat from that one!
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My Shonen Jump came for the second time this month and had anime child porn in it. :S
I'm disturbed that I woke up from it, forced myself to sleep again, and then had the same dream with me looking through it.
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I find it strange that whenever I have dreams in which I am stabbed or cut up, I always retaliate by cutting off the offender's fingers, usually with one of their own knives. I've had dreams like that twice now, about a year apart. Makes me wonder what significance there is to lopping off of fingers, if any.
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Lets see, there was a dream I'd had when I was a kid where I was in safari clothes being chased through a canyon by a bear. Then suddenly, I'd stop running and hug the bear.. then it would start chasing me again. These 2 things happened 2 or 3 more times before a green brontosaurus came, grabbed me by the safari hat, and carried me away. For some reason, the bear and dinosaur both moved like the old King Kong (
) with the bad stop motion animation XDThen there was another one where a guy with a scythe jumped out of a sprinkler in water form, then solidified. I don't remember much about that one other than that though XP
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I had a weird one the other night. I was in the hospital for some reason and they had to take blood out of my hand. They do the whole alcohol thing and stick the needle in two places, somehow causing a HUGE gash in my left hand.
Then I woke up.
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Today I had a very short dream after arriving to my house and sleeping before going to some Math regulation classes…
I was a Chicken eating Chicken at KFC with the old Coronel.
Yeah, sad thing is, I hate KFC's Chicken. I would rather have something from...
Pollo Loco.
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I had a dream once that the season 2 Digidestined and I were in the music video for The Backstreet Boys' "The Call" (Or was it NSYNC?)
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I had a dream once that the season 2 Digidestined and I were in the music video for The Backstreet Boys' "The Call" (Or was it NSYNC?)
I'm pretty sure it was Backstreet Boys who sang that song…I uh...I used to be a fan of both boy bands. I was more into Lance Bass...but alas he turned out to be gay....my gaydar is so beyond broken...
Let's see the strangest dream, or in my case dreams, are the ones where I'm reliving the holocaust. It's so weird cuz I'm not even jewish...anyone else dream about the holocaust?
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I had a dream where I made out with Nacho Libre. ooo sexy.
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Standing on a table, eating on a banana.
Falling through the table, into a subspacehole.
Still eating my banana like nothing, and waving to mum.
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i dreamt i had a child and my life was ruined. horrible nightmare.
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Oh good, been looking for this.
Anyway, two days ago I started feeling really funny, so I went to bed early that night. the day after (yesterday) I felt so sick I could hardly move, and missed classes. The worst thing about that was the dream I had in between those. It was pretty hard to describe, but imagine that the only thing I could see was a box about the size of a TV screen. The display would have to be something like the background of an Earthbound battle screen (trippy) all while spinning around and gyrating, while displaying random words and saying them aloud in a grandiose manner. I could tell that I was physically rolling around in my bed while I was dreaming. Worst night of my life.
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I dreamt that I was in a WoW raid last night, as in actually in the game, and we were sweeping through a run of a dungeon and such. Once we got to the end of the dungeon, everyone in my raid left me and the boss one shotted me.
Funny thing is, I don't even play WoW.
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Probably a dream I got as a result of a concussion from being flung off a four-wheeler and going headlong into a tree stump a couple years back. Funny thing is the transition from impact to knockout was so immediate I didn't even realize I was dreaming when I really should have.
I get up immediately from my fall feeling more forehead. Funny thing is I don't feel pain nor am I bleeding. Even more amazing is the fact that I'm outside my then girlfriend's house. This doesn't bother me that much for some reason, and I walk inside to find my girlfriend eating some kind of cereal when all of the sudden a gigantic python slithers into the room.
I'm freaked out because constrictor snakes scare the hell out of me, but my girlfriend doesn't seem to notice. Things take a turn for the worse when the snake then morphs into Thulsa Doom from Conan the Barbarian (a younger James Earl Jones for those of you who don't know). He addresses me in his trademark deep, sonorous tone and insists that we have a three-way. I was kind of tempted since the story of how I banged my girlfriend with a magical snake-man from the land of Cimmeria would make a good story.
I don't remember much from here out, but I do recall Thulsa Doom getting into a fight with the T-800, being chased by raptors from Jurrasic Park, and eventually using a Mario Kart style go-cart to evade capture. It's probably something like what Hell is.
Eventually I wake up to see my dad driving me to the hospital and feeling like there's a gremlin in my head with a pick-ax trying to drill his way out. Can't remember how long I was out for, but it certainly put the fear of god back in me.
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I had a REALLY wierd dream the other night. It was the spawn of a MAS*H kick I've been on lately. I blame the marathon that was running last week. Anywho, I can't help but laugh whenever I think about this dream now.
Anywho, in my dream Jamie Farr (who played Klinger) moved in 2 houses down from me. At one point he was in the backyard in a nurses outfit yelling at some kids who were messing around in his front yard. He was yelling "Don't mess with me! I'm Jamie Farr and I'll have you arrested!" or something like that.
Anyway, being the big MAS*H fan that I am, I go over to his house and knock on the door. He yells to come in, so I do. I find him in the bathtub (naked) surrounded by Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, and Harry Morgan were all sitting around him (fully clothed… very nice clothes might I add. Tuxes and a dress) anywho, they're all chit-chatting and invite me in. Who knows why, but I DO get in! Anyways, I talk with them (totally enamored) I remember Jamie Farr at one point showed me a Hawkeye bobble head doll with some sort of witty joke on it, Alan Alda goes 'Har har' with his classic sarcasic Hawkeye grin.
I believe I went home after that, and got a bunch of my friends (and some people I didn't even know) and we all went over to his house and got in the tub with him (all of us fully clothed, he still nude) At one point in the dream, my Mom came over and got in the tub too (also fully clothed)
At some point after that, Jamie Farr (much to the support of the clothed bathers) proposes a military operation (or something, i can't remember that part too well) And we all pile into a huge van in military uniforms (Mr. Farr finally clothed) We had rifles too.
I don't remember much of what happened here, but I remember at one point Jamie Farr and some random guy were hanging onto the door of the van while it was moving with them flapping around like kites.And that's about where the dream ended XD
Needless to say it was a REALLY wierd dream. I told my Mom about it, she got mad when I told her about how she got into the tub. She didn't like the idea of getting into a tub with a naked Jamie Farr apparantly XD
And for the record, no I didn't see Jamie Farr's penis in my dream.
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A thread like this exsisted? YES. I have so many weird dreams I practically remember all of them.
When I was about 8 years old, I had a Pokemon dream. Yeah, I know. D8 But it wass weird. I was spending the night with Ash and friends (Misty, Ash, and Brock.) and so I was sleeping and I wake up in the middle of the night, looking at the clock, 12:30 AM I remember, and I see the pine tree near the cabin were spending the night in(one of the walls were taken down like a ramp) lit up with Christmas lights. So Pikachu(insert CosmicDebris avatar here) was trying to tell me something, but I…don't listen. I can't understand "PIKAAAA! Pika Pi!" So I walk over to the window, holding Pikachu to get Togepi away so it doesn't fall. Suddenly, Team Rocket's 'Tarded Trio come out of nowhere, singing Jingle Bells, then swipe the two Pokemon away. I freak out then I scream "WAKE UP PIKACHU AND TOGEPI'S GONE!" I forgot what else.
Then I had a dream a REALLY well-known math teacher who EVERYONE loves because he's just so damn funny, I was dreaming that I walked in to see him and a couple of kids I know in a bathtub, naked. Well, they were wearing swimsuits. So they're halfnaked. :P So I'm just all "Kay, whatever" and I walk away...to get pwn'd in the face with Chuck Norris's boot. My jaw hurt after I woke up.
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A couple weeks ago I dreamt I was back in school.
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When I was three, I probably had the strangest dream in my life (that I remember.) I was floating over a candle, in baby form, all alone in my room. I then decided to go to my parents room, but they decided to teleport out of the room. Then I went to my brother's room, and he did the same thing. I was then all alone. Depressing and wierd.
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Then I had a dream a REALLY well-known math teacher who EVERYONE loves because he's just so damn funny, I was dreaming that I walked in to see him and a couple of kids I know in a bathtub, naked. Well, they were wearing swimsuits. So they're halfnaked. :P So I'm just all "Kay, whatever" and I walk away…to get pwn'd in the face with Chuck Norris's boot. My jaw hurt after I woke up.
Dear god, how did we both have dreams with bathtubs and naked/halfnaked people?
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Chuck Norris must hate me.
I also remember this one dream that made me pissed off to go to school. I dreamed I already spent a day in school. Then when my mom wakes me up, I was all "WHUT?! OH HELL NOES!" D8< -
hmm Last night I had a dream where I was watching "Seinfeld The Movie" in theatres. However it wasen't a comedy, but a very serious end of the world style of film.
Seeing Neuman bust into Jerry's apartment with a dead serious look on his face and saying "It's coming" really disturbed me.
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Oh! I just remembered a dream that I used to have all the time for some reason.
It started with me sleeping on a bunk bed, on the raised bed. I woke up and looked down towards my feet. Suddenly, the whole room tilted in that direction, and I slid off my bed and started falling towards the ground. Before I hit it, though, I suddenly appeared in outer space, with random objects flying everywhere. Then the whole bunk bed scene repeated, then I appeared somewhere else (don't remember where), once again with random objects flying around. This basically repeated, with different places each time, until I woke up. No matter where I appeared, though, there was always objects flying everywhere, and I was somehow falling…sideways...somehow. Like I was falling to the side, instead of down. And it always went back to the scene with the bunk bed. A few times, the dream ended with me hitting the ground after falling off the bed, just kinda lying there in a jumbled mess of limbs. Really weird.
This dream was the reason why I always wanted the bottom on a bunk bed. Now, I really don't care, and I don't really have this dream anymore. When I was young, though, it convinced me to not pick the top anymore.
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The killer from the movie Scream never scared me, but I did have a nightmare of him that makes me laugh now. It's super short.
I'm in my sister's room for some reason. The killer from Scream suddenly jumps out from under the bed. I freak out, and rush out of the room. Then, the same killer jumps out from the bathroom. I run past him.
He then jumps down from the ceiling. Run past him. Then jumps out from my room. I run past that one too.
Then my favorite part of the dream. I'm about to run downstairs, but I notice the TV screen. The killer is on the TV screen looking at me. (Sorta like Droopy appears on the movie screen when he was chasing the wolf convict).
I can see how this could have scared me, but how many killers are there? Was I in a Looney Toon rendition of Scream?
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Last night I had a dream that Lobster called me. And he kept trying to say something but he had like a really strange accent and I couldn't understand him. I felt so bad because I kept asking him to repeat himself and he would and I still couldn't hear him XD