Calm down. I can't speak for other sources, since I typically stick with amazon. But where amazon is concerned, I'm not sure if the 3-5 weeks for shipment can be entirely trusted. Perhaps a fire killed half the print run, I don't know. But by the fact I am getting mine now says that there are some out there.
Bottom line, Chopperrules, don't assume. And your post is rife with it. Surely, I can't be the only one on this forum to get it. Has anyone else here preordered with amazon early on, as I did? Has anyone else who went through amazon had a card charged?