I like how Sasuke made up this whole drama about losing his family… only to leave his one behind for some bullshit atonement journey.
Bart Simpson Thread XI: The Movie - The Manga Adaption - The Animation
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Sasuke has to have a bullshit atonement story. That's his cover story so he can go bang Karin while Sakura takes care of the cave and the kid.
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Naruto's scar had not pained him for 19 years.
All was well.
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I want Gaara and the Mizukage for maximum randomness. Chouji's daughter is the best kid, the only problem is that her parents don't make any sense. Also, I expect that Kishi will insist in ruining the epilogue with more praise to Obito and Itachi.
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And they all hooked up together for no apparent reason or chemistry.
The end.
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So Kishi named named Sasuke's kid Salad and it seem's Salad has a thing for Naruto's kid.
See guys, Kishi knows. This is the generation where Naruto will toss Sasuke's Salad.
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Sasuke has to have a bullshit atonement story. That's his cover story so he can go bang Karin while Sakura takes care of the cave and the kid.
Karin actually ends up with Suigetsu if the spoilers are to be believed.
And Jugo… well, I dunno. Probably living in a zoo or something.
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The heir to the Uchiha is called Salad.
Kishi pls
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The heir to the Uchiha is called Salad.
Kishi pls
"Vegeta" was taken.
Same with Nappa, Raditz, Broly…
So they just decided to mix everything.
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I would have hoped for a kakashi daughter with Anko or whatever other slut. A bad-ass white haired ninja girl with her face covered all the time
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So Kishi named named Sasuke's kid Salad and it seem's Salad has a thing for Naruto's kid.
See guys, Kishi knows. This is the generation where Naruto will toss Sasuke's Salad.
Brilliant
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The heir to the Uchiha is called Salad.
Kishi pls
What kind of dressing you talking about? :wassat:
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"Vegeta" was taken.
To think we already have a "Songoku" and a "Roshi".
Boruto and Salad. Burritos and salads. I'm surprised Naruto didn't name one of his kids "Ramen".
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Sasuke has to have a bullshit atonement story. That's his cover story so he can go bang Karin while Sakura takes care of the cave and the kid.
And this will trigger Sald into turning into Madarine… When her blood comes out she will get the strongest hatred and most powerful Sharingan ever.
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Karin actually ends up with Suigetsu if the spoilers are to be believed.
And Jugo… well, I dunno. Probably living in a zoo or something.
And Karin's kid ends up with Sakura.
Sakura: Wow, Sasuke those red glasses you got for Salad are so Kawaii.
Inner Sakura: Sonabitch, those look just like Karin's.
Sasuke: Yeah I picked them up while I was hanging out with Suigetsu.
Sakura: I love you, you are so sweet. Let's stay in this cave forever.
Inner Sakura: God, you are so stupid.Kishi really hates the Byakugan. Both kids didn't get it.
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Holy shit I read the spoilers today at my university and thought oh bullshit fake fanfiction spoiler but they turned out to be true hahahaha…. xD
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To think we already have a "Songoku" and a "Roshi".
Boruto and Salad. Burritos and salads. I'm surprised Naruto didn't name one of his kids "Ramen".
Naruto(maki) is the name of a ramen topping, isn't it?
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Kishi really hates the Byakugan. Both kids didn't get it.
I said it already… The movie will explain this shit. The villian has normal blue eyes while still having the Byakugan... And we know he is after the Hyuugas as well (Hamura bloodline)
So maybe the mix of Hagoromo DNA + Hamura's the kids are able to turn the Byakugan on at will
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You also have the Road to Ninja name, Menma. Non-Canon but still an example.
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And Karin's kid ends up with Sakura.
Sakura: Wow, Sasuke those red glasses you got for Salad are so Kawaii.
Inner Sakura: Sonabitch, those look just like Karin's.
Sasuke: Yeah I picked them up while I was hanging out with Suigetsu.
Sakura: I love you, you are so sweet. Let's stay in this cave forever.
Inner Sakura: God, you are so stupid.Kishi really hates the Byakugan. Both kids didn't get it.
You know, this scenario only works with fathers for obvious reasons.
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Since konahamuru's nephew looks badass, its only proper to see the uncle and gang (;
Konohamaru had siblings?
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It is?
Apparently. It's those spiral things.
And "spiral" = uzumaki, IIRC. So both his names reference ramen in a way.
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BTW outside of the spoiler… I thought all the time how the fucked up villian in his faggot mode looks like... And now I have it
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A nephew. 16 chars.
That's what I'm still confused about since Konohamaru was an only child….unless Kishimoto retconned that at some point.
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New infos
- Orochimaru's body is death, still Kabuto can be in contact with him. We don't know how. When the group is leaving, Kabuto smirks like a true villain. Part 1 Nostalgia.
- Mei gets married.
- A and Tsunade flirting to each other, not sure if couple or not.
- Juugo gets offpannelled at the end with the words "he's in the woods playing with animals"!
- Lee and Tenten are not a pairing.
- Kakashi is together with Shizune.
- There is something itchy with SasuSaku's child.
So next Uchiha villian or what
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That's what I'm still confused about since Konohamaru was an only child….unless Kishimoto retconned that at some point.
Asuma was his uncle, well shit, I meant cousin, my fault.
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That's what I'm still confused about since Konohamaru was an only child….unless Kishimoto retconned that at some point.
Asuma's child (actually cousin).
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For the past few years, I've been following the grand Burrito saga exclusively through the critical posts in this thread. I'm kind of going to miss it.
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Holy shit… I always new salad is evil
God praise the meat... Show it to your wifes and mothers
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Wait wait wait….
So that kid is Sasuke's kid without a doubt, but the mom isn't really Sakura and it's really Karin's? (Even though it seems Sakura is taking care of her)
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Lol at Orochimaru dying from cancer off-screen
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Asuma's child (actually cousin).
Figured that but I've been out of pocket with a good chunk of the 2nd half of this series.
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Naruto became a shoujo in a matter of a day. Sarada is the product of Sakura and Sasuke.
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Kakashi X Shizune kids pic
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Kakashi X Shizune kids pic
http://th01.deviantart.net/fs50/200H/i/2009/332/a/5/Pakkun_and_Tonton_by_Hermy46.jpg
…........This is accurate..........
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So… in the end, we have Rock Lee x Rosie Palm, right? Poor bugger... and he was one of the best things in part I.
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I like the designs of Himawari, Boruto, and Sarada. I'm glad Naruto is Hokage now.
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Who ends up with Guy? Please no wheelchair jokes
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New infos
- There is something itchy with SasuSaku's child.So next Uchiha villian or what
It's really obvious at what's going to happen. That Uchiha darkness will eventually make her evil after Bolt rejects her for fat black female Choji. Then she will somehow get the 11 tails beast inside her. Kishi's assistant will reveal that her mom is actually Karin and she is really a Uzumaki making her the ultimate Jinchuuriki host for the 11 tailed beast. Then the 5th Great Ninja War will begin.
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Who ends up with Guy? Please no wheelchair jokes
Guy and Lee are actually having an affair with literally every female character in the series
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What the hell. The parings are just random.
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it's like a Shakespearean comedy
how to resolve everything? make everyone get married -
funny cuz all these youngn's getting married yet Kakashi is like, yep im dating :3
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I wish I could watch Oda read the last 2 Naruto Chapters.
Also FUCK OFF KAKASHI IS MINE!
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Guy and Lee are actually having an affair with literally every female character in the series
Basically guy ends up with…...the cast.