I figured that I didn't make a proper introduction, so here I go. Not too late, I hope. ^.^
Hello everybody! I am Shipmate, your friendly neighborhood!
I guess that is all. ^__^
A mate on the ship
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Hello, welcome (officially, I guess) to AP. It's never too late to introduce yourself, and we're happy to have you aboard. ^_^
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Yes, it is too late.
You must atone for your negligence !
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Welcome to Arlong Park, Shipmate!
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Thank for the walm welcome. ^^
@No:Yes, it is too late.
You must atone for your negligence !
Ew, what must I do then? Please instruct me, No Maam-senpain~!!!
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Welcome back. Or hello again. I really doubt you're someone new.
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Thank for the walm welcome. ^^
Ew, what must I do then? Please instruct me, No Maam-senpain~!!!
Not making puns about my name would be nice :ninja:
But beyond that, nothing special. Just go kill a bear, bare-handed.
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@No:
Not making puns about my name would be nice :ninja:
But beyond that, nothing special. Just go kill a bear, bare-handed.
Oops, I don't remember putting that 'n' in. Must be my evil split personality then.
So, are you telling me to kill Panda Bear? Uhm… let's me see. -
Until proven otherwise i'm just going to assume that you are Kenny
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Kenny would come back as himself if he wanted to, though. He only left because he got sick of the place.
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Don't mods and admins have the ability to check IP addresses? Figured someone would have done that by now and found out who this guy(?) really is.
Oh, and on the very off-chance that you're not a sock puppet account…welcome to Arlong Park, Shipmate!
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Constantly changing IPs are a thing, you know. Doesn't really help if you get no matches whatsoever.
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@Toraish:
Kenny would come back as himself if he wanted to, though. He only left because he got sick of the place.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck. Then it's probably a duck
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Doesn't sound much like Kenny to me, honestly. And I spent a lot of time talking to him. So eh, I don't know about that one.
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Well, Robby seems to be quite successful with IP tracing. That may have actually saved me from getting banned, when I was accused of having a sock account a couple years back.
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Anonymous proxy IPs. Lots of 'em.
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Ah. Well, now I know. Although I do imagine Shipmate here will expose their true identity at some point, whether s/he means to or not.
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@Toraish:
Doesn't sound much like Kenny to me, honestly. And I spent a lot of time talking to him. So eh, I don't know about that one.
A verbose, strong minded writer who hangs around general, has the same kind of hang ups and apparently knows us all.
He couldn't be more Kenny if he tried.
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I've thought they were Kenny since… um.... whatever day it was when I made that Sherlock comment.
But I have no proof. And Kenny seemed like they were done with this place. So maybe Dryish is telling the truth. Who knows.
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Verbosity is not just about how many words you use, it's also about how you word yourself. Mate's style doesn't sound like Kenny at all.
Plus, Kenny was never that awkward with his smilies.
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Well, another thing is that, Kenny was never banned AFAIK. So he probably wouldn't put this much effort into maintaining an account.
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Clearly you're a familiar face going to reasonable lengths to stay anonymous, so why you'd choose to post (almost) exclusively in the Confession thread, and expect to be taken seriously or at face value, is beyond me.
A verbose, strong minded writer who hangs around general, has the same kind of hang ups and apparently knows us all.
@Toraish:
Verbosity is not just about how many words you use, it's also about how you word yourself. Mate's style doesn't sound like Kenny at all.
Plus, Kenny was never that awkward with his smilies.
I've thought they were Kenny since… um.... whatever day it was when I made that Sherlock comment.
But I have no proof. And Kenny seemed like they were done with this place. So maybe Dryish is telling the truth. Who knows.
Well, another thing is that, Kenny was never banned AFAIK. So he probably wouldn't put this much effort into maintaining an account.I don't really get all the interest in my identity, but you guys seem to be having fun speculating.
Perhaps you are up to some fun test then, to refresh your mind after all the boring tests at school:
Online Message Board Detective Aptitude Test (OMBDAT):
1. If a non-horrible and friendly poster uses constantly changing anonymous proxy IPs, it is because:
A. Said poster was banned and wants to maintain their current account.
B. Said poster is playing a mind game/mind games.
C. Said poster needs to access some other blocked sites and hence different proxy IPs are displayed in unblocked sites as a side effect.
D. Other options.
2. If a poster is able to converse in friendly terms with regular posters, this means:
A. Said poster is one of the regular posters.
B. Said poster is an acquaintance with certain regular posters but not a regular poster.
C. Said poster is familiar with how the Internet works, has observed the posting manners of these regular posters and quickly grasped how to converse in friendly terms.
D. Other options
3. If a poster wants to remain anonymous while trying to be helpful to other posters, it is because:
A. Forum rules.
B. Dislike of attention.
C. Mind game.
D. Political reason.
E. Other options.
4. If what an anonymous poster says is helpful, then other posters should:
A. Not take it seriously while inspecting every word to find out the identity of said poster.
B. Ignore it totally.
C. Take what is helpful and put it to use, disregarding the identity of the poster.
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He wasn't banned but he left fairly akwardly. So this is probably his fresh start account.
So let's all just welcome Kenny back
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Kenny left because he hated the ganging up thing that is customary here amongst other things. He's too disappointed to return. >_>
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He wasn't banned but he left fairly akwardly. So this is probably his fresh start account.
So let's all just welcome Kenny back
How about we make a bet then?
If it turns out that i'm actually Kenny, i'll change my ava and sig
If not, you'll change yours
I'm looking forward to it, wolfy
It could be that you're right, and i'm only doing this to scare you from taking the bet and make you abandon a correct guess
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Shipmate is quite clearly Sabo.
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@Print:
Shipmate is quite clearly Sabo.
Sounds like something a shipmate would say.
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How about we make a bet then?
If it turns out that i'm actually Kenny, i'll change my ava and sig
If not, you'll change yours
I'm looking forward to it, wolfy
It could be that you're right, and i'm only doing this to scare you from taking the bet and make you abandon a correct guess
Oh Kenny you and your silly bets.
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@Print:
Shipmate is quite clearly Sabo.
I was having the same idea. Interesting.
@Silverblade:Sounds like something a shipmate would say.
Sounds like you know how shipmate thinks.
I beginning to suspect shipmate is actually silver.
@wolfwood:Oh Kenny you and your silly bets.
I take it that you agree to the bet.
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Nah i never bet anything i couldn't stand losing.
The avatar has stayed the same for close to 9 years. And it's staying for another 9.
Brand name loyalty is the name of the game.
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All this fuss over a guy who joined last year. Let's focus on the present people.
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Let's focus on the present people.
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These poor present people spend every day wondering if they'll ever have a chance to be opened. For a small gift of a 1000 belis a day you can do your part to see that these presents find a proper home….in which they'll be torn to pieces and thrown out like the garbage they are.
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Those kids don't look very happy.
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Yet another failed sales pitch at the orphanage
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I miss Kenny.~
~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ Duno why I'm spamming those. :ermm:
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I miss Kenny.~
~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ Duno why I'm spamming those. :ermm:
You are making up for Kenny's abscence?
It's pretty much widely accepted that Shipmate is Kenny now, right? The occasional emoticons are a distraction from the squiggle punctuation, whose official name I believe is the wiggle worm. At first I thought it was a parody account of a certain concept, but now I think Shipmate is being unironic and genuine.
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The quick way to figure all this out is to make kitsune a mod. There's no way Kenny could resist coming to collect on their wager.
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Nah i never bet anything i couldn't stand losing.
The avatar has stayed the same for close to 9 years. And it's staying for another 9.
Brand name loyalty is the name of the game.
Oh wolfy you and your silly loyalty
Only the sig would be fine.
@Demonicpoodle:It's pretty much widely accepted that Shipmate is Kenny now, right?
I thought wolfwood was the only one who held that theory.
Seems I'm wrong.The occasional emoticons are a distraction from the squiggle punctuation, whose official name I believe is the wiggle worm. At first I thought it was a parody account of a certain concept, but now I think Shipmate is being unironic and genuine.
I feel a chill down my spine when I think about how many people are examining my every letter, looking for some nonexistent Freudian slip~
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I feel a chill down my spine when I think about how many people are examining my every letter, looking for some nonexistent Freudian slip~
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Somebody lock this stupid thread. It doesn't matter who the hell he/she is.
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Somebody lock this stupid thread. It doesn't matter who the hell he/she is.
That's not too nice to Shipmate :O
And let's all leave him (?) to post without the cross examination okay ? :ninja:
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@No:
That's not too nice to Shipmate :O
I meant that it doesn't matter whether he/she had a dupe/another account. No offense intended to Shipmate.
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Wait, I'm quoted in a sig now? Yes! I have finally made it bigs in the city that is Arlong Park Forums!
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Eh, being sigged ain't all it's cracked up to be.
Usually, at least in my experience, sig quotes come when people and/or trapped dolphins take everything you say out of context.
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Oh Fox, you and your sweaty sexting hands.
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Who is Kenny????
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Who is Kenny????
Dunno if this is a joke question, and people will probably give a joke answer, but…
Google is your friend:
https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Aapforums.net+kenny&oq=site%3A&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j69i58j69i59l3j69i65.8028j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&qscrl=1
The person referred to as Kenny is most certainly Uncle Kenny, AKA Jazzy Jinz.
The way people are referred to here can be confusing for new posters, or at any rate posters who are not familiar with each other. We have a guy who is called Zephos with the username Monkey King, and Toraish who is called Dryish. It was confusing at first, but a little search helps. ^^Trivia:
-Kenny made his last post in October 12th 2013, and wolfwood started calling TheCrystalShip taytay in October 13th 2013.
-I was confused as to why Kenny was referred to as "they" by Crystal, and "he" by others, until I found out Kenny was a trans, or at least that was what 'he' said, after doing some search to answer your question.
-This Kenny person was a silly dude. If someone gave me a million dollars I would take it right away. :P
@Ordinary:I meant that it doesn't matter whether he/she had a dupe/another account. No offense intended to Shipmate.
That's nice. I would prefer it that way. But people are also free to do what they want. :P
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until I found out Kenny was a trans, or at least that was what 'he' said,
Welp, that eliminates a lot of suspects.
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One trans. Many transes. Simples. Right?
…I do get why people do make that mistake. After all, the terms 'gays' and 'lesbians' are used more often than 'gay men/women' or 'lesbian women' so it's assumed that it follows the same linguistic pattern. But in this case, it really is just an adjective. Either say that someone is trans, or say that they are a trans man/woman/person.
Figured I'd explain that for folk who didn't know :)