No its not good this shit has to end, enough of this fucking torture, this fucking war has sucked for years and now we have chapter after chapter after chapter were nothing happens.
Naruto and Bleach IV- Sexy time
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At least they made the rest of the Konoha 11, except Sakura lol. Help in the hopefully final attack.
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I am starting to believe that Kishimoto has never actually seen a sword.
Zabuza's was a lucky guess.
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About Soifon's Shikai, doesn't it use poison?
Poison doesn't work on robots. That's simple Pokémon logic.
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Naruto: You know, I have to admit, that scene with the Konoha Nine going into each of the nine tails was actually pretty cool. Well, at least it would be if I gave a damn about any of this anymore. And, you know, maybe if they used their own techniques instead of Naruto's Rasengan. In fact, one could say that that scene was the embodiment of how they've all become nothing more than extensions of Naruto. In fact, you know what, fuck that scene. It's just as stupid as everything else.
And wasn't it previously established that Kakashi can see what Obito sees? But now he can hear what he hears? 'The fuck is this? Did Kakashi give him his magical ear too?
DNA Sword LOL. It didn't even do anything.
Bleach: Wait, did I miss something? So Robo-quincy is probing/analyzing Soi Fon, while Oomaeda is about 10 feet away. But then in the next panel Oomaeda gives her the Hollow pill (which I guess Robo-quincy just let him do) and then a few panels later Robo-quincy is on top of a far away building.
Wow. Kubo just did not care.
And why did Toshiro's bankai return to him? Who knows? Maybe it just wanted to come back. Or maybe Toshiro activating a deus ex machina that exploits an incredibly contrived and idiotic plot device. Or, wait, could Toshiro be showing some tact by not revealing information to the enemy? It's hard to tell anymore.
Oh, and I love that tagline of "Everything goes back to where it's supposed to be." Yes, everything is exactly the way it should be, never doing anything new, experimental, or interesting.
…..No, seriously, did Manga Panda fuck up? Are we sure there isn't a missing page there?
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Naruto: Aw, what a sweet story. It's nice that these guys are such good friends!
Bleach: Being Soifon is pain. Clearly Kubo's most hated character. What the heck was the robot do to her? To top it all off, even if she wins this battle isn't going to be important in the long run. There's still plenty of enemies left. These guys have to lose so that the stronger captains will need to show up.
Also, doesn't this robot have the power to explode at close range? Why are people complaining about her shikai again? It's not practical in this situation.
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The best part about Nardo today is Rock Lee wondering "…C-can I do this? Am I a main character again?"
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Wait wait wait look at this page
http://www.mangapanda.com/naruto/651/13
…Kishi...Kishi remembers the proctor for the last part of the Chunin exam?
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http://www.mangapanda.com/naruto/651/14
FUCKING MIZUKI TOO
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Did Obito get sucked into his own Instrumentality? What the actual fuck is going on.
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And wasn't it previously established that Kakashi can see what Obito sees? But now he can hear what he hears? 'The fuck is this? Did Kakashi give him his magical ear too?
Obviously, the Sharingan is so overpowered that it has all the five senses.
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I like how all you ppl are "WTF?! This didnt make sense.. That is bullshit…".
It really makes me laugh :D I agree with all the coments. Both manga are really rediculous..
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My head hurts after reading this weeks chapter of Naruto. I thought I was reading Fairy Tail for a moment.
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How long before a ghostly apparition of Rin appears, and Obito breaks down in Redemption Tears
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WOW!!!
Naruto is turning into a Shoujo manga! That friendship attack was sooo lame for a shounen but great for a shoujo. .. …
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This is why I hate Bleach "fights." There is no actual fighting, it's just two people trading turns seemingly getting death blows.
Can't wait for the Nazis to be fine next chapter.
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WOW!!!
Naruto is turning into a Shoujo manga! That friendship attack was sooo lame for a shounen but great for a shoujo. And why the heck is Kakashi NOT doing anything but just sit there and do the talk for us … get out and DO SOMETHING!!!
Naruto was always a Shounen-Ai shoujou manga. It's a series abut two sexually conflicted ninjas; one with an intense (almost psychopathic) brother complex and the other a closeted homosexual trying desperately to love the most useless woman ever - however he always ends up pining over his lost lover.
Kakashi is standing their in awe over Aizen's illusion like Ichigo was.
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Bleach: Boring. Toshiro is bland and annoying. The fights are plain. And once again we end on a stupid cliffhanger where we're supposed to assume that both cang du and bg9 got defeated. And wha't up with the confusing paneling structure of omaeda being far away from soifon, then just standing beside her and bg9 is on another building.
Naruto: We get a stupid speech from kakashi, who doesn't do anything to escape and help the others and with the power of friendship, the konoha 11 have defeated obito. Hahahah, if only that were true, but no were are probably gonna see more of his speeches, maybe some half assed redemption until it finally concludes with madara absorbing his powers somehow and proceed with the moons eye plan.
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I will be severely disappointed if the next thread title doesn't include "Who knows?" or any sort of variation.
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Guys, you seems shocked that Soifon (or whatever her name is) used a bazooka. Kubo needed a huge blast to end the chapter so that you can't see the big bad Quincy. Of course next week he'll be all like "did you think something would happen?" or whatever - that's the whole point, Kubo is stupid and now he does everything for a cliffhanger - he became the Shyamalan of the manga industry.
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THIS NARUTO CHAPTER. WHAT THE FREAKING HELL KISHI? NOT ONLY DO YOU MAKE THE K11 USELESS, WHEN YOU MAKE THEM DO SOMETHING YOU HAVE THEM USE NARUTO'S TECHNIQUE? YOU HAVE LEE USE CHAKRA?
Shit. This manga is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
As Bleach, that hollowfied dragon form looks kinda cool. My only question is.. How did Omaeda get to Soifon?
THe robot guy was over her in the first panel, then omaeda is the one holding her? And Robo guy is on a building FAR AWAY?
This is why backgrounds are important.
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NOT ONLY DO YOU MAKE THE K11 USELESS, WHEN YOU MAKE THEM DO SOMETHING YOU HAVE THEM USE NARUTO'S TECHNIQUE? YOU HAVE LEE USE CHAKRA?
Hahahaahaaha, I didn't even realize that
So Lees greatest contribution to the War was launching a ninjutsu attack
Wow
I mean
Wow. Fuck you Kishi.
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So Bleach is now back to the statement that the shinigami should listen to their swords again. And we continue to give the award of the most useless Bankai to Soi Fong although she has Ichigo as a contender. But that reminds that we still haven't seen what came of Ichigo's new Bankai. But at least his Bankai is better than his Shikai which doesn't do anything.
And what is even more annoying is that the R11 have taken the place of shadow clones in Naruto and how every guy keeps pulling legendary swords, gourds and sake cups out of their ******. Which would be fine as long as we had heard about it even once before the chapter they appear in.
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So Bleach is now back to the statement that the shinigami should listen to their swords again. And we continue to give the award of the most useless Bankai to Soi Fong although she has Ichigo as a contender. But that reminds that we still haven't seen what came of Ichigo's new Bankai. But at least his Bankai is better than his Shikai which doesn't do anything.
What IS Ichigo's shikai ?
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We still don't know the new one but it most likely is the same as before but just with two swords.
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The what now ?
Quincy girl (Bambietta, Hiyori 3.0, whatever) that stole Komamura's Bankai.
EDIT: Shit…..pyromonki is right. The hell, Kishi! Lee can't do ninjutsu!
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Why does Sasuke know about Madara's technique of adding the Kyuubi & the Susanoo together? Does he also read the manga?
And Bleach… I expect Kubo to have great imagination with Ichigo's new 2 swords. A black and white Getsuga attack, perhaps even spiraled if we're lucky?
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THIS NARUTO CHAPTER. WHAT THE FREAKING HELL KISHI? NOT ONLY DO YOU MAKE THE K11 USELESS, WHEN YOU MAKE THEM DO SOMETHING YOU HAVE THEM USE NARUTO'S TECHNIQUE? YOU HAVE LEE USE CHAKRA?
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So Lees greatest contribution to the War was launching a ninjutsu attack
Wow
I mean
Wow. Fuck you Kishi.
The tombstone on Kishimoto's manga's grave just crumbled into dust.
The hell, Kishimoto.
WOW!!!
Naruto is turning into a Shoujo manga! That friendship attack was sooo lame for a shounen but great for a shoujo.
Why do you sound like shoujo is some kind of quality marker and what does this chapter have to do with shoujo.
@No:
What IS Ichigo's shikai ?
The trademark single big sword he had for the first 150 chapters.
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The Uchiha know-it-all tablet probably is the manga in its entirety.
Sounds like I should prepare myself for some awfulness next week.
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The tombstone on Kishimoto's manga's grave just crumbled into dust.
The hell, Kishimoto.
Why do you sound like shoujo is some kind of quality marker and what does this chapter have to do with shoujo.
The trademark single big sword he had for the first 150 chapters.
So his first release is the exact same as the unreleased non molded spirit sword form every single shinigamia rookie gets equiped with via Rockstar Midget (is that what the guy was called again ?).
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Rasengan has probably become like a genkidama from DB: once Goku has created it, it can be tossed around and used by others, too.
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My interpretation of this chapter
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Juugo: Susanoo… I always loved you... W-When you just accepted my natural energy like that I... I... I just-
loud growl from nine-tailsusanoo
Juugo: Ok...
Sasuke: This is how Madara used to do it in the past. I read about it and now I wanna do it too. When I grow up I wanna be just like him! He's my hero! :-)
First hokage: That's...!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, it's that. I've already seen that.
Kakashi: Wtf? WATCH OUT NARUTO, SASUKE IS RIGHT NEXT TO Y- oh wait he can't hear me can he, or maybe he can i don't even know anymore. Wait, what happened to Naruto's eyes? Also why am I seeing all these things? What is this black mag- oh wait it's chakra.
Obito: This is my random-ass DNA sword of doom. It is completely useless but it looks like a DNA string and it created things and stuff. Look up in the sky, you see the moon right? The moon? The moon right? If you haven't heard me say it 500 times already, it's the moon. And i'm gonna use the moon to cast a genjutsu over this world, in case you didn't know already.
Kakashi: Me and Obito have been linked for some reason. It seems like Sasuke is friendly for some reason and that they are in danger, guess I'm just gonna sit here and keep philosophizing for myself.
Obito: The time has finally come, the genjutsu will be cast! Well, not quite yet, there's at least 6 months until it happens, but, you know, soooon!
Obito: Look, there's literally nothing in my heart!
Kakashi: How punny of you…
Obito: This useless DNA sword of doom "Nukobanana" that looks really ugly is very effective for, you know, stabbing, and stuff. You have no hope of winning!!
Naruto: Sasuke, we only got one shot at this, even though we've tried like 15 times already, but it feels like this is the last chance because the writer said so.
Sasuke: What writer? What are you talking about?
Naruto: Nevermind. I'm gonna create some Rasengans in the Ninetailsusanoo now, I learned that technique while we we're standing here listening to this emo talk about moons and dreams. You didn't see me train or anything and this technique wasn't built up or anything like that because fuck that. This makes it better for the video game sales.
Sasuke: What? What video games?
Naruto: I said nevermind! Let's go already!Suddenly, cloaks!
Other guys: Thanks Naruto! We look so much cooler now!
Kakashi: Naruto is a stupid idiot. But I guess stupid idiots aren't just stupid, they're also reckless and reckless stupid idiots who have friends wanna help their reckless stupid idiot friend because the reckless stupid idiot can't handle himself without his friends. Man I should write that down while I'm in here. I should be a writer, totally. I wonder how much oxygen this room has left though. cough cough I guess not much…! coughKakashi dies.
Obito: The Nukobanana created the world and I shall destroy the world with it! How ironic right? I mean, isn't that funny how things ca- SHIT A BILLION RASENGANS FROM NOWHERE.
Sakura: Let's just stand here and do simple handsigns while doing nothing, Tsunade.
Naruto: Take this big-ass sword of doom that's not easy at all to avoid!!
Obito: Take my DNA!!! It'll really shake you up.
Naruto: Seriously, enough with the puns.
Obito: Yeah dude… you're right... what have I done with my life? All my life has just been devoted to studying moons and dreams and puns... I guess I really am worthless. I could have become the hokage! If I had just made some frien- ow I've been sliced.
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Wait, did I miss something or did no one here rant about Ice Boy basically becoming a Visored?
And I don't mean by implication of hollow genes or whatever the fuck Kubo said, I also mean visually. He's wearing a mask now.
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Wait, did I miss something or did no one here rant about Ice Boy basically becoming a Visored?
And I don't mean by implication of hollow genes or whatever the fuck Kubo said, I also mean visually. He's wearing a mask now.
I sort-of touched upon it but yeah, Hitsugaya's Bankai became "hollowified".
Does this mean his spirit has hollow aesthetics too? Can he shoot out ceros and whatnot? Where was Soifon's mask? My head hurts….speaking of Vizards, were Shinji's and Kensei's Bankais stolen too?
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@No:
So his first release is the exact same as the unreleased non molded spirit sword form every single shinigamia rookie gets equiped with via Rockstar Midget (is that what the guy was called again ?).
No. This one. It is always released.
Come on, aren't you the one who dedicated his life to point out every fault of Bleach here.
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I sort-of touched upon it but yeah, Hitsugaya's Bankai became "hollowified".
Does this mean his spirit has hollow aesthetics too? Can he shoot out ceros and whatnot? Where was Soifon's mask? My head hurts….speaking of Vizards, were Shinji's and Kensei's Bankais stolen too?
Unless MP cocked up again, then Urahara explained it would only be Hollowified for a second so….I assume things would get back to "normal".
Or as normal as things can get being in the nightmarish, brutal, authoritarian, dystopian hell-hole that is Soul Society.
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No. This one. It is always released.
Come on, aren't you the one who dedicated his life to point out every fault of Bleach here.
So his shikai is he has a wide sword.
Whereas Aizen's shikai is to manipulate reality on anyone who see it through impossible illusions and Soifon's is to insta kill someone the moment she touches the same spot twice.
And Ichigo has a slightly wider sword.
Seriously is it actually any different from an unreleased sword outside of the fact it's wider ?
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Yes! Now embrace the creative genius of Noriaki-kun.
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Oh where are the Vizards again ? Doesn't Hachi have this super usefull ability of being able to seal shit real good ?
Since their powers are hollow based there's no way the Quincies could steal their powers so….where are they ?
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Yes! Now embrace the creative genius of Noriaki-kun.
If Chinese Dude and Robot with no face are out for the count, which I kinda hope they are cause it might make this bullshit not drag out for the fews aeons,
then, still, Kubo set up a massively lazy set up with two guys using the same powers, powers he's already designed and therefore there was no need to think up any others for these fightsand he's still made even that pointless.
Again I will be glad if that is the case cause I do not wanna waste a year fighting Candice Catnip and co. but I had to note that.
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Yes! Now embrace the creative genius of Noriaki-kun.
Ichigos sword ability is to relieve strain from the artist.
His bankai, with its abilities of + speed and +beam spam, is to relieve creativity
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@The:
His bankai, with its abilities of + speed and +beam spam, is to relieve creativity
And to fill up most of the page. Because c'mon, backgrounds are for chumps!
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And to fill up most of the page. Because c'mon, backgrounds are for chumps!
What's a chump anyway ?
And I'm still on the topic of where the Vizards even are atm. They were kind of unimportant in the war plus the stupidity of Butterflaizen and Tentacle Rape Aizen kinda distracted me at the time so I don't remember what happened to them.
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@No:
What's a chump anyway ?
Loser, easily deceived, etc.
And I'm still on the topic of where the Vizards even are atm. They were kind of unimportant in the war plus the stupidity of Butterflaizen and Tentacle Rape Aizen kinda distracted me at the time so I don't remember what happened to them.
Kensei, Shinji, and Rose all reclaimed their captaincies (Aizen/Gin/Tousen's old positions)…Mashiro cojoined Hisagi to be vice-captain of the 9th (she's leagues better than Mr. 69 brooder, by the way)
While Hiyori/Lisa/Hachi/Love remained in Karakura.
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@No:
Unless MP cocked up again, then Urahara explained it would only be Hollowified for a second so….I assume things would get back to "normal".
Or as normal as things can get being in the nightmarish, brutal, authoritarian, dystopian hell-hole that is Soul Society.
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So his shikai is he has a wide sword.
Whereas Aizen's shikai is to manipulate reality on anyone who see it through impossible illusions and Soifon's is to insta kill someone the moment she touches the same spot twice.
And Ichigo has a slightly wider sword.
Seriously is it actually any different from an unreleased sword outside of the fact it's wider ?
actually…. I hate to defend Bleach but his shiki gives him the getsuaga tensho attack (or however it's spelled)
the Bankai just makes that attack get stronger, faster and turn to Black
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actually…. I hate to defend Bleach but his shiki gives him the getsuaga tensho attack (or however it's spelled)
the Bankai just makes that attack get stronger, faster and turn to Black
So it's his bankai that does nothing.
Good to know.
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Loser, easily deceived, etc.
Kensei, Shinji, and Rose all reclaimed their captaincies (Aizen/Gin/Tousen's old positions)…Mashiro cojoined Hisagi to be vice-captain of the 9th (she's leagues better than Mr. 69 brooder, by the way)
While Hiyori/Lisa/Hachi/Love remained in Karakura.
I remember like three of those people.
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@No:
I remember like three of those people.
lol Hisagi doesn't count, and I hope Mashiro is one of them.
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lol Hisagi doesn't count, and I hope Mashiro is one of them.
I didn't mean just Vizards I mean outside of Aizen's posse I cannot recall more then three of those characters.
At all.
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@No:
I didn't mean just Vizards I mean outside of Aizen's posse I cannot recall more then three of those characters.
At all.
Understandable, given that we always have to see Strawberry's face 24/7.
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Understandable, given that we always have to see Strawberry's face 24/7.
By the way
if Chad and Orihime do not show up and do stuff after meeting up with Urahara recenty (and I mean actually do something, not show up two years in only to show up at the end for literally no reason) I am activating Glib's hidden protocole, Manchurian Candidate-style.
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@No:
I didn't mean just Vizards I mean outside of Aizen's posse I cannot recall more then three of those characters.
At all.
Not your fault. One of them is essentially Ichigo with a face tattoo and another one is a Nanao clone.
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Wow. Just… wow. You know what, I'm suprised, but I actually kinda liked a Bleach chapter. Or maybe that's just the fact that I read Naruto first, and after that everything else seems wonderfull.
Let's go problem for problem, shall we.Naruto.
Sasuke can use the same technique that Madara used during the fight with Hashirama. A technique that nobody else used, like, ever. And he managed to get it right on the first try. And somehow he knows that it's Madaras technique, even though, as we already stated, it was used once, during a fight with Hashirama. Or was the First Hokage during that flashback like: "Oh, and then Madara used that awesome technique to clad Nine Tails in the Sussano." and Sasuke was like "Yeah, I can totaly do that too."? Also, Naruto Nine-Tails Mode isn't flesh and bones, like others, but chakra. How do you clad chakra in the armor made of chakra?
Let's move on. Obito pulls the sword literaly out of his ass. Sword that was never mentioned before, even though it seems to be most important tool of the Sage of the Six Paths, one that he used to create the world. It is a sword of soul, which makes the idea that Kubo is throwning ideas towards Kishi much more plausible. However, how did Obito obtained it? Does it come with the job? Not going to explain that? Okay, it's a poorly defined mcguffin, moving on.
But man oh man, was I not expecting what comes next. Naruto creates rasengans for the all of his friends (with the exception of Sakura. Are you even suprised?). And really, that's all they do. They hold rasengans. That is all they do. Which makes the whole thing about friendship even more nonsensical. All they accomplish... ALL they accomplish is the destruction of what one wall. Which they needed to use Narutos power for. And duet Naruto-Sasuke one hits Obito. Some god he turned out to be. Which means that Madara will now enter the field and level it. Also, it would appear that being Ten-tails Jinchuriki makes you unable to use any other abillities you have. Like being intangable. Or absorbing ninjutsu. Or Shinra Tensei. Evidently he forgot he had those. This is such a bullshit. And they broke the godly sword that had ability to destroy and create worlds. By the usage of jutsu that was destroyed by Hashirama earlier on. Right. That means Senpō: Mokuton: Shin Sūsenju of Hashirama could have ended this fight how long ago? Nothing else was needed. He could have just destroy them.
I don't have strength to think about Bleach.
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For all the babble about "friendship in your heart is magic"…was there anything the Konoha rookies did, that any 9 random ninja mooks couldn't have done?
This isn't exactly a triumphant teamwork combination of the heroes individual skills for the big finale, Kishi