APRIL FOOLS 2013- Waffle Kerfluffle
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We should play Mad Libs with Panda's posts.
@Panda:
Yeah, being completely _______ for a ______, _ actually do really like this ______. _ think __ is quite neat.
@Panda:
Yeah, being completely hungry for a second, I actually really like this bamboo. I think it is quite neat.
16 characters of bamboo
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This post is invisible.
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Look at all those banned people browsing the forum. Damn, security's become lax these days.
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I'm ashamed I can't scroll past posts I don't care about, lol
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Everyone should type in this font. One piece is the greatest, next to Naruto.
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@Panda:
__ is a mad, mad, mad, mad _____
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Hah! Well ____ is a new _____ on the _____ being totally _______, or at least not ___ _ have been around for.
@Panda:
Panda is a mad, mad, mad, mad Bear
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Hah! Well chocolate is a new topping on the hamburger being totally awesome, or at least not something I have been around for.
I dunno.
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Goodnight MDL.
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Good night motherfucker I'm Spider-man.
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So yeah i'm just trying to say that whoever could try to steal the alphabet for Nobel in the cartridge room will probably stab butter knife and waffles to boot with the safe mode that actually isn't safe or anything just trying to sound secretive about jfk's assassination that could lead to the irak war but they answered with their own way since no one else could talk about the opression that waldo did exerce on the fountain that ended up being useless since the stone mask can grant you eternal life and wry in exchange of forgetting the sight of sun that shone long ago when the teletubbies were carrying purple pasta to eat along with their cleaner that barfes it due to constipationwe had to remove everything containing lactose from your diet and we believe you'll follow it since it consists of water and everything else besides lactose since it lacks the lake where fish lived happily before they were caught by willy the killer whale that died in real life just like babe the pig and his friends which is sad and you can deal with sadness by finding new things to do like jumping with a parachute and paragliding but you will need an expert's advice since it's no easy feat and you can crash that movie was so long i forgot about what happened to the black guy that became the black panther after the avengers tried to contact tchalla he didn't respond since he was in that awesome cable jungle book is just some story about bear necessities.
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As I was floating down unconcerned Rivers
I no longer felt myself steered by the haulers:
Gaudy Redskins had taken them for targets
Nailing them naked to coloured stakes. **I cared nothing for all my crews,
Carrying Flemish wheat or English cottons.
When, along with my haulers those uproars were done with
The Rivers let me sail downstream where I pleased.Into the ferocious tide-rips
Last winter, more absorbed than the minds of children,
I ran! And the unmoored Peninsulas
Never endured more triumphant clamouringsThe storm made bliss of my sea-borne awakenings.
Lighter than a cork, I danced on the waves
Which men call eternal rollers of victims,
For ten nights, without once missing the foolish eye of the harbor lights!****Sweeter than the flesh of sour apples to children,
The green water penetrated my pinewood hull
And washed me clean of the bluish wine-stains and the splashes of vomit,
Carrying away both rudder and anchor.****And from that time on I bathed in the Poem
Of the Sea, star-infused and churned into milk,
Devouring the green azures; where, entranced in pallid flotsam,
A dreaming drowned man sometimes goes down;****Where, suddenly dyeing the bluenesses, deliriums
And slow rhythms under the gleams of the daylight,
Stronger than alcohol, vaster than music
Ferment the bitter rednesses of love!****I have come to know the skies splitting with lightnings, and the waterspouts
And the breakers and currents; I know the evening,
And Dawn rising up like a flock of doves,
And sometimes I have seen what men have imagined they saw!****I have seen the low-hanging sun speckled with mystic horrors.
Lighting up long violet coagulations,
Like the performers in very-antique dramas
Waves rolling back into the distances their shiverings of venetian blinds!****I have dreamed of the green night of the dazzled snows
The kiss rising slowly to the eyes of the seas,
The circulation of undreamed-of saps,
And the yellow-blue awakenings of singing phosphorus!****I have followed, for whole months on end, the swells
Battering the reefs like hysterical herds of cows,
Never dreaming that the luminous feet of the Marys
Could force back the muzzles of snorting Oceans!****I have struck, do you realize, incredible Floridas
Where mingle with flowers the eyes of panthers
In human skins! Rainbows stretched like bridles
Under the seas' horizon, to glaucous herds!****I have seen the enormous swamps seething, traps
Where a whole leviathan rots in the reeds!
Downfalls of waters in the midst of the calm
And distances cataracting down into abysses!****Glaciers, suns of silver, waves of pearl, skies of red-hot coals!
Hideous wrecks at the bottom of brown gulfs
Where the giant snakes devoured by vermin
Fall from the twisted trees with black odours!****I should have liked to show to children those dolphins
Of the blue wave, those golden, those singing fishes.- Foam of flowers rocked my driftings
And at times ineffable winds would lend me wings.****Sometimes, a martyr weary of poles and zones,
The sea whose sobs sweetened my rollings
Lifted its shadow-flowers with their yellow sucking disks toward me
And I hung there like a kneeling woman…****Almost an island, tossing on my beaches the brawls
And droppings of pale-eyed, clamouring birds,
And I was scudding along when across my frayed cordage
Drowned men sank backwards into sleep!****But now I, a boat lost under the hair of coves,
Hurled by the hurricane into the birdless ether,
I, whose wreck, dead-drunk and sodden with water,
neither Monitor nor Hanse ships would have fished up;****Free, smoking, risen from violet fogs,
I who bored through the wall of the reddening sky
Which bears a sweetmeat good poets find delicious,
Lichens of sunlight [mixed] with azure snot,****Who ran, speckled with lunula of electricity,
A crazy plank, with black sea-horses for escort,
When Julys were crushing with cudgel blows
Skies of ultramarine into burning funnels;****I who trembled, to feel at fifty leagues' distance
The groans of Behemoth's rutting, and of the dense Maelstroms
Eternal spinner of blue immobilities
I long for Europe with it's aged old parapets!****I have seen archipelagos of stars! and islands
Whose delirious skies are open to sailor: - Do you sleep, are you exiled in those bottomless nights,
Million golden birds, O Life Force of the future? -****But, truly, I have wept too much! The Dawns are heartbreaking.
Every moon is atrocious and every sun bitter:
Sharp love has swollen me up with heady langours.
O let my keel split! O let me sink to the bottom!****If there is one water in Europe I want, it is the
Black cold pool where into the scented twilight
A child squatting full of sadness, launches
A boat as fragile as a butterfly in May.****I can no more, bathed in your langours, O waves,
Sail in the wake of the carriers of cottons,
Nor undergo the pride of the flags and pennants,**Nor pull past the horrible eyes of the hulks.
- Foam of flowers rocked my driftings
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Change of plan. Sticking around for a little bit longer because fuck the police.
Currently using the laptop in bed, under the covers. Will probably do an all-nighter if i enjoy this enough.
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See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.
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@MDL:
Change of plan. Sticking around for a little bit longer because fuck the police.
Currently using the laptop in bed, under the covers. Will probably do an all-nighter if i enjoy this enough.
Straight outta Compton
Crazymothafuckavamed Ice Cube -
Ah, that's better.
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@Lazy:
Straight outta Compton
Crazymothafuckavamed Ice Cube -
@Nia:
Crap.
Wait why is the forum tilted.
This doesn't look right.Oh okay nevermind, it's fixed now, apparently.
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Is wish barry visited this site….
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Jesus, I can't even…
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Just wanted to say that I'm Sabo.
! And I'm dead.
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Can I just keep the strike through my name forever?
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How old is the guy doing this to the forum?
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Obviously old enough to do some pretty nifty coding to the site..so maybe about 10?
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Obviously old enough to do some pretty nifty coding to the site..so maybe about 10?
No, this is clearly above a 10 year old's skill level. I'd say more like 12.
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No, this is clearly above a 10 year old's skill level. I'd say more like 12.
Obviously old enough to do some pretty nifty coding to the site..so maybe about 10?
Coding can be copied anywhere from internet, so he is just old enough to copy of the internet.
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Can I haz waffles?
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SERIOUS QUESTION:
April Fool is finished here its 2nd of April, why the kid didn't change back the forum to the usual forum? -
Coding can be copied anywhere from internet, so he is just old enough to copy of the internet.
Oh cool which other site did this tilting? We owe a lot to them.
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Oh cool which other site did this tilting? We owe a lot to them.
No thank needed.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080123043709AA4KOqa
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Coding can be copied anywhere from internet, so he is just old enough to copy of the internet.
Oh. Well in that case he must be at least in his 20's.
SERIOUS QUESTION:
April Fool is finished here its 2nd of April, why the kid didn't change back the forum to the usual forum?It probably won't change back until it's April 2nd for the mods/admins, and most of them live in the US, where it isn't yet.
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SERIOUS QUESTION:
April Fool is finished here its 2nd of April, why the kid didn't change back the forum to the usual forum?Because it isn't Midnight EST yet. It's over then. Until then let's turn Robby into Bec Noir, shall we?
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No thank needed.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080123043709AA4KOqa
Ah I never knew yahoo did that. I will thank you!
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Aw, they _______ to a different way to ____ with the forum again. Too bad, I was really ________ that last one.
On another note, someone ____ me a message _______ me know that my posts were not __________ properly. I ____ to my settings and _____ to ____ around with them, and I _____ that I _______ out what was wrong and have _______ to ___ it. Is this _______ better now?
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And now were back to the original fade.
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How old is the guy doing this to the forum?
Coding can be copied anywhere from internet, so he is just old enough to copy of the internet.
SERIOUS QUESTION:
April Fool is finished here its 2nd of April, why the kid didn't change back the forum to the usual forum?Most quotable award goes too–-!!!!
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@Panda:
Aw, they _______ to a different way to ____ with the forum again. Too bad, I was really ________ that last one.
On another note, someone ____ me a message _______ me know that my posts were not __________ properly. I ____ to my settings and _____ to ____ around with them, and I _____ that I _______ out what was wrong and have _______ to ___ it. Is this _______ better now?
@panda:
Aw, they kerfuffled to a different way to kerfuffle with the forum again. Too bad, I was really kerfuffling that last one.
On another note, someone kerfuffled me a message kerfuffligating me know that my posts were not kerfuffling properly. I kerffufed to my settings and kerf to uffle around with them, and I kerfed that I kerfuffled out what was wrong and have fuffle to kerf it. Is this kerfuffle better now?
You're just getting kerfuffle in every blank, that post's too hard to do anything with lol.
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You're just getting kerfuffle in every blank, that post's too hard to do anything with lol.
I was trying to do it, but nothing sounded right other than stuff close to what he was actually saying.
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Most quotable award goes too–-!!!!
Who the hell is this Friction…do I need to use my other sock with this guy?
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Thank god they can't mess with Tapatalk lol :V
I see everythin'
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Triple post cause I can.
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Its still April 1st here…only 8:20 for me.