Eh. It's tradition. Just go along with it. ;)
Well that's a pity, and here i liked most of the Swedes on AP too.
Eh. It's tradition. Just go along with it. ;)
Well that's a pity, and here i liked most of the Swedes on AP too.
Chill with the Asians, Woody.
Chill with the Asians, Woody.
But I need to hang out with the swedes in order for my hate to fester.
But I need to hang out with the swedes in order for my hate to fester.
Or you can hang out with us and eat stuff like this
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That and all your chocolate.
Well that's a pity, and here i liked most of the Swedes on AP too.
A grave mistake. Realize this and all is well. Then we can commence the bad jokes war…
What does the Norwegians call a shark? Fighting atlantic cod!! AHAHAH! :D ...eh... >___>
As a child of a Norwegian immigrant i have been told to dislike the Swedish, still waiting on a reason.
Norweigans might be miffed about the union
What are smart people called in Norway?
Tourists.
@Foxy:
Silence, you secular heathens!
Just what are you implying here Foxy?
Just what are you implying here Foxy?
Nothing really. It was just a joke about the thing I like most about Norway and Sweden.
You'll cry yourself to sleep on a bed of oil money
Oh wow, I had no idea there was an actual AP member from Norway.
Now I have to cry myself to sleep :sad:
I'm so jealous of you Norgewians. As someone from an oil exporter nation myself, we can't figure out how to properly manage the damn thing.
I'm so jealous of you Norgewians. As someone from an oil exporter nation myself, we can't figure out how to properly manage the damn thing.
Well, if you ever do figure it out, I hope your government are more competent in managing the money than mine.
Thank god for Norweigan spending pumping up the economy. Otherwise we'd be pretty boned
@wolfwoof:
Thank god for Norweigan spending pumping up the economy. Otherwise we'd be pretty boned
Man, your Norweigan jokes are even worse then mine! ;)
@anotherbotthatisgoingtogethimselfdeleted:
Thanks for sharing and providing a comments here it helps me a lot in my daily reports.
What a humble spy.
Pity, it has a better username then most bots we get.
Still not one I'd ever fancy myself using.
…...Maybe if I was realy lost for a username that would be something different.
Honeywedding don't give a shit. He's getting married!
I did it. I said I was gonna do it and I did it. Still waiting to see where it goes from here but now its out in the open. :)
I also love statements with no context.
Incidentally, everything's okay in the situation.~
I know exactly what is going on…I guess.
Me too, me too!
licks Kenny's nose
Skillful edit there, trapped.~
Oh wow, I had no idea there was an actual AP member from Norway.
Hello, another norwegianer present.
I do like that the norwegians and swedes have jokes about each other.
Here, I'll share one with you:
Why did the swede open the milkcarton in the store? It said "open here" on the front.
A Norwegian rabbit and a Swedish rabbit met at the border of the two countries. The Norwegian one was sweating and panting heavily.
"You look like you have been running for your life, what's wrong?" asked the Swedish rabbit, looking worried.
"The moose hunting season opened in Norway," came the answer.
"But you're not a moose!"
"Tell that to the Norwegians."
Courtesy of my old Junior High Swedish text book.
Kenny: see my last confession and the vagueness is the direct result of no patience due to the slowness of my phone cause of the forum shenanigans
A Norwegian rabbit and a Swedish rabbit met at the border of the two countries. The Norwegian one was sweating and panting heavily.
"You look like you have been running for your life, what's wrong?" asked the Swedish rabbit, looking worried.
"The moose hunting season opened in Norway," came the answer.
"But you're not a moose!"
"Tell that to the Norwegians."Courtesy of my old Junior High Swedish text book.
Forget Saudi Arabia's textbook scandal, this is the real deal right here. :ninja:
Sounds pretty similar to North vs South jokes in the USA
It's like those oil billionare vs the poor folk jokes
@wolfwoof:
It's like those oil billionare vs the poor folk jokes
Waiting for it. "LIKE KHAINIWEST"
Nah your family's fabulous wealth is only funny when it's put in relation to your value dissonance
The Weigans atleast realize that they're filthy rich lol
@wolfwoof:
Nah your family's fabulous wealth is only funny when it's put in relation to your value dissonance
The Weigans atleast realize that they're filthy rich lol
I don't own a boat, all rich people own a boat.
My parents are probably considered "rich" but they don't own a boat. They do have a few Jet-skis though, is that close enough?
My parents are probably considered "rich" but they don't own a boat. They do have a few Jet-skis though, is that close enough?
Is this gonna be a repeat of Khainiwest? LOL.
My family has a huge pile of money in the living room.
But i wouldn't consider them rich since the living room on a yacht is fairly small
rednecks own jet-skis, so I don't really think that qualifies as being rich
Also, I know very few rich people, but one guy lives actually pretty close, it's pretty much a mansion with pool, several floors, their own yacht on italian waters, several sports cars, just filthy rich.
Was surprised when I saw their floor plates weren't imbued with pure gold.
As fun as it is to tease Khaini about this, if I'm allowed to be serious for a moment, I don't actually really think there's anything wrong with not considering oneself rich. It's human nature to compare one's own life to those of others. So long as there is someone who is notably better off than you, I think it's a completely normal reaction to say 'They are rich, I am not.'
Not recognizing how relatively well-off you are is a separate matter entirely, of course. It's all perfectly fine to say you aren't really rich, because you only have one vacation home and don't own a yacht, so long as you do recognize that you do have the wealth to live an extremely comfortable lifestyle, far above and beyond what many people could ever hope to experience in their lifetime.
@Panda:
As fun as it is to tease Khaini about this, if I'm allowed to be serious for a moment, I don't actually really think there's anything wrong with not considering oneself rich.
You are one of them aren't you. Et tu panda bear?
Nah but distincting betwenn being very well-off compared to the rest of the world and rich seems to be a very semantical difference to me
Oh why i'm not rich i mearly have more money than the vast majority. Seems a little divorced from reality to me
@wolfwoof:
You are one of them aren't you. Et tu panda bear?
Nah but distincting betwenn being very well-off compared to the rest of the world and rich seems to be a very semantical difference to me
Oh why i'm not rich i mearly have more money than the vast majority. Seems a little divorced from reality to me
Oh, it's certainly an incredibly semantic distinction to make. I suppose my point is mostly that being 'rich' is an extremely relative matter. If a man who has been homeless, living on the streets without a single penny to his name for as long as he can remember, were to be suddenly given, say, ten thousand dollars, he may well consider himself to have become rich in his sudden windfall. Conversely, to someone who has grown up with wealth, it might feel odd to be considered rich, as they likely simply think of what they have as normal.
You could certainly say that that sort of thinking is 'divorced from reality', but my point is mostly that that's simply how the human mind works. Khaini swearing up and down that he is not rich, all while casually dropping references to what is his, to you and me, absurd wealth, is by no means out of the norm, but rather a common enough phenomenon – albeit one that is incredibly fun to mock.
I wish I could find Chandler's rant from Friends where he's complaining about gold shoes being too tight lol.
My friends like to call me rich because I've mentioned stuff like going to country clubs or traveling and stuff. But my parents weren't rich. They just are smart with their money. So we could afford stuff some would call a rich people stuff. We were very middle class.
OKAY GUYS IM WELL AWARE OF THE REALITY.
I don't think my parents/me own anything that would make anyone think rich, litterally nothing
Except a 350 000+ house in the rich part of town lol
@Panda:
As fun as it is to tease Khaini about this, if I'm allowed to be serious for a moment, I don't actually really think there's anything wrong with not considering oneself rich. It's human nature to compare one's own life to those of others. So long as there is someone who is notably better off than you, I think it's a completely normal reaction to say 'They are rich, I am not.'
I can only agree with your point because I still have a hard time considering myself "beautiful".
Buuut you gotta recognize your privileges, or else you end up living in your own little world where poor people just didn't work hard enough. Not to say that Khani is like that, 'cause he's actually a good guy, and I think it's cute when he denies his wealth. But yeah, you gotta recognize.
Buuut you gotta recognize your privileges, or else you end up living in your own little world where poor people just didn't work hard enough. Not to say that Khani is like that, 'cause he's actually a good guy, and I think it's cute when he denies his wealth. But yeah, you gotta recognize.
Dunno why but when ever i see Khaini i always think of that Aladdin song where the genie made him a prince
Make way for prince Khaini lol