Guess I'll try tackling some of your complaints or criticism on the movie. Not that one can't have any, just would like to help explain why it was so.
@Shigan:
My 2 cents before I forget everything I watched:
Saw it last night and it was pretty good. I enjoyed it but it wasn't as memorable as LOTR (which I've also read, unlike The Hobbit). All the dwarves looked awesome and were pretty likeable, but I don't remember any of their names and probably never will.
don't worry I doubt anyone does except for basically just naming all the names in a fun little quiz to say they can. There are only a few even worth mentioning or have any significance in the overal scheme of Middle Earth's history
@Shigan:
Contrary to what most people seem to think, I felt like the slow opening scenes in Bilbo's hut were great, and it went mostly downhill after the ADHD action began.
I also loved the beginning and thought it was probably best part of movie. Worth noting the beginning was the most faithful part of the movie and almost word for word and scene for scene perfect. Also was genuinely surprised when Frodo showed up, did not expect him. I hear we getting a Legolas cameo sometime too, wonder who else we'll see from Lord of the Rings
@Shigan:
I liked the flash back of the big fight between the dwarves and orcs, where Thorin cut off the big orc boss's arm, but other than that there were waaaay to many boring battles with random orcs. I felt like I was watching a Jackie Chan flick, with the party getting into fisticuffs with baddies every 5 minutes, and the fight choreography didn't help that image either.
Azog(th)(fg)h or whatever the big bad was called felt like he popped out of some much more serious movie, since it was mostly pretty light-hearted action like with the trolls and the brown wizard guy and all that. It'll probably get more serious later, who knows, I never did pick up the book.
The Hobbit was wrote before he did most of all his work and was meant to be a childrens story at bed time. Childrens stories back then are way cooler than these days. Green eggs and Ham, meet the Hobbit. But you shoudl keep that in mind that this story was wrote as a lighthearted funny adventure meant for kids. Jackson is doing his best to keep that aspect faithful while also underlying the danger and significance of Sauron coming back and the Ring of Power and other things going on in the world AROUND the event of the Hobbit. If Jackson didn't add the stuff he did and kept 100% to the book it would be almost entirely a light hearted adventure.
Also FYI, Azog was killed in that battle we saw and didn't just lose his arm. Not to mention killed by someone not Thurin, but Thurin cousin or second cousin or something like that.
@Shigan:
Also, Gandalf's completely useless, as always. He's supposed to be really strong, isn't he, so how about throwing those fiery pinecones BEFORE you're all completely cornered.
always been a complaint of mine in regards to Tolkeins world. The wizards are able to do amazing things, but never seem to do them during the adventures. But as with Lord of the Rings, the times Gandalf dissapears all the time it is usually cause he needs to check something out or is doing something that is more crucial or saves their lives soon enough just we don't really know about it. We more or less see him dissappear before a battle and appear after. He gets a bad rep, bad timing on his part.
I think tolkein wanted to keep his wizards as an enigma and ALSO he wanted the adventure to be about the weak and tiny becoming curageous and overcoming many obsticles. Can't really accomplish that if you have a wizard doing insane spells and killing hoards of enemies left and right. BTW the pinecones were made of green fire i believe in the books. Wonder why jackson changed that. I mean in Game of Thrones they managed to make green fire in their scene and their budget would be much smaller than Jacksons.
@Shigan:
And if he can summon gigantic eagles and shit at will, why even walk anywhere?
The same as the Lord of the Rings. The birds get a bad rap because of what Jackson cuts out. First of all the birds king can talk, and Gandalf saved his life at some point, thus why he is able to get their help. But the birds are doing a LOT of things during both the Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings books. They are helping out and fighting in many places, they aren't just sitting around watiing for gandalf to call and essentially a taxi service. They are a lot of the time doing reconascense on behalf of Gandalf. Also they fly gandalf around quite a few times that we never see.
@Shigan:
Speaking of that scene, I was pretty pumped up when Thorin challenged the orc boss, it was a cool scene, too bad he got the floor mopped with his face. Hope he gets his chance to shine at some point.
Yea that was kind of a let down. Would have been great if Jackson had him kill Azog in that scene and then have Azog's SON almost kill Thorin and Bilbo jump in at that time. Like I said Azog was already dead at this point in the story, but then again Azog wasn't even killed by Thorin, so who knows how Jackson kills Azog. So as not to spoil you I will put this in spoilers
! Don't get your hopes set too high for Thorin, he has a very similar path/end as Boromir did in the Lord of the Rings. When Sauron gave the rings of power to the other races he hoped to be able to control them with his one ring. It worked on the Humans, thus the Ringwraigths. The elves sensed it immediately when Sauron made his ring so they took their off quick and thus avoided it. The dwarfs happened to be too strong willed or stubborn or whatever so they didn't become enslaved like man did. BUT the rings had a side effect on the Dwarves. They made them gain and unquenchable thirst for Gold and gems, kind of like a Dragon. This led to many a dwarf battle, civil war, ect. Led to them hiding in the moutnains ect mining for riches instead of helping out the world. IN the end of the Hobbit you will see Thorin succumb to this folly, much like you saw his grandfather acting in the beginning of the movie. So as I said, he kind of has a Boromir end, where a ring of power ultimately effects him and makes him "evil" before he dies.
@Shigan:
The ending scene with the eye felt like a Japanese monster movie's ending, like I'm 100% sure I've seen that exact same ending in some B flick at least once. Made me laugh.
Hmm I don't recall the ending, or any eye. All I recall is them on top of the giant peak they got dropped off on. Talk about a shitty place to be left at, stupid eagles, lol. And them looking off into the distance and being able to see the Mountain.
Oh wait as I typed this I remember. The dragon Smaug opened his eye. I didn't mind it I guess.
@Shigan:
What I disliked the most about it was bad 3D effects made it hard to focus on any details, like, you know, faces and shit that's important. I don't like 3D at all, it feels uncomfortable and strains my eyes. Shame because the visuals were by far the best part of the movie. The scenery and the dwarves looked great. Not worth seeing it again in 2D, it wasn't THAT great, but I def liked The Hobbit and will see the rest of the trilogy.
Yea since I wanted to see it in IMAX I also had to see it in 3D. Not a big fan of 3D either. At times it looks amazing and super cool, like when in Bilbo's house. It makes you feel like your almost there and in the actual house, or PROP house as it is. Really neat. But during faster scenes like action it can get blurry i feel. Then also there are times where it makes the characters look like they are little tiny action figures walking around and its almost hard not to laugh.
Well me and my siblings are going to go to the movie again this Saturday I believe, so will be my second time seeing it and in 2D this time. Will be able to say which version I liked better then. Assuming 2D. Also should maybe have some new insight, always seems like you miss things the first time watching a movie and notice them on later watchings. Especially in terms of forshadowing events and stuff.
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@Tijnn.:
Bolg will be in at least the third film though, maybe the second film too.
Was he not in the first movie? I see online there are pictures of him in costume already or the CG picture of him. Not sure who is CG and who isn't in this movie. BTW I didn't mind the CG at all in this movie. Maybe its not as noticable in 3D, and you notice it more in 2D, but I never really felt like there was too much CG in terms of the goblins, orcs, ect.
This is Bolg as I see on the internet. So does anyone remember him in the movie or not?