VS
Lupin enters the ring from the red corner. “Holy crap, I’m getting a lot further in this tournament than I thought. That prize money and Fujiko lovin’ is getting closer.” Lupin turns around and waves to Fujiko in the audience, “This match is for you Fujicakes!!” Fujiko waves back to Lupin and yells, “Just bring me that prize money and all your dreams will come true! <3” Lupin’s eyes turn to hearts and drool pours out of his mouth, “WHOA BABY!! That’s what I’m talking about!!”
Maes Hughes enters the ring from the blue corner. He looks at Lupin, “Hey…you there.” Lupin blinks and points to himself, “You talking to me?” Hughes nods, “Yes…” Hughes grins and opens his jacket. His inside jacket pockets are packed with snapshot photos, “Wanna see some pictures of my adorable daughter!?”
Lupin blinks again and smiles, “Sure. You keep on mentioning her, I’m interested in what she looks like.” Hughes runs up to Lupin and takes out several photos, “This one is from her last birthday party! This one is from our trip to the beach! Oh and this one is from our trip to the zoo! This one….”
~8 hours later~
“….This one is her watching her favorite cartoon on TV! This one is her eating her favorite snack! This one is-“
“Ahem”, interrupts the announcer, “Mr. Hughes, there will be plenty of time for that after the tournament. These people came to see a fight. Could we please get on with it?”
Hughes looks at the announcer sadly, “Ok.” He looks at Lupin, “I’ll show you the other half of the photos after our match.” Lupin sticks his hands in his pockets and answers sarcastically, “Oh boy, can’t wait.”
They both return to their own corners. Hughes puts his hand on his knife and Lupin puts his hand on his gun.
–DING--