Confession Session - LOCK THIS THREAD

[Noqanky]

@The:

Weird(ish)–I guess--confession incoming!

I think about love and sex very often. No…I don't think about love and sex with a little girls, or forcing a woman into sex (rape)--I am completely disgusted when it comes to sexual crimes, especially when aimed towards females--but I do have thoughts of NORMAL love and NORMAL sex with 18+ year old women; I'm a--just recently--21 year old man. Is this...normal?

To add to this, I will admit...I have seen pornographic material, recently too, and I will admit that I'm still a virgin. (I have kissed before though, but that was in my teenage years; haven't been in a relationship since graduating high school). Love and sex is like...always...in the top 3 thoughts I have floating around my head each day.

Not weird, the fact that things like Matchmaker dot com exist is because there are many people like you who consider that top priority. Currently, the best example I can think of is fictional though (Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother).
Also, whenever I'm single I fall into the ugly habit of potentializing every interesting person I meet. As in, considering a what if of what being them would be like and if I'd be interested in pursuing that. So I guess I'd be kind of similar aside from the fact I currently have a girlfriend so I don't have to worry about it as much.

[Monkey King]

@The:

Weird(ish)–I guess--confession incoming!

I think about love and sex very often. No…I don't think about love and sex with a little girls, or forcing a woman into sex (rape)--I am completely disgusted when it comes to sexual crimes, especially when aimed towards females--but I do have thoughts of NORMAL love and NORMAL sex with 18+ year old women; I'm a--just recently--21 year old man. Is this...normal?

To add to this, I will admit...I have seen pornographic material, recently too, and I will admit that I'm still a virgin. (I have kissed before though, but that was in my teenage years; haven't been in a relationship since graduating high school). Love and sex is like...always...in the top 3 thoughts I have floating around my head each day; make me feel...dirty.

is this post sarcastic

[The Laughing Man]

@Monkey:

is this post sarcastic

That depends. Do you think it is?

[Monkey King]

@The:

That depends. Do you think it is?

What, are you going to change your answer depending on it? I honestly have no idea really.

[The Laughing Man]

@Monkey:

What, are you going to change your answer depending on it? I honestly have no idea really.

It isn't sarcastic, no.

[Monkey King]

@The:

It isn't sarcastic, no.

Well allow me to be sarcastic in response.

Guys, I'm really worried about this problem I've been having that I'm not sure about…about if it's right. I'm constantly doing it, like I can't help it. I'm...taking in oxygen in my lungs and expelling carbon monoxide. Over and over and over, even when I'm asleep it happens. Is this normal?

[The Laughing Man]

I'll take that response as: You're fine (normal), don't worry about it. =P

I only asked it because it's been happening more often recently.

[Chrissie]

@The:

Weird(ish)–I guess--confession incoming!

I think about love and sex very often. No…I don't think about love and sex with a little girls, or forcing a woman into sex (rape)--I am completely disgusted when it comes to sexual crimes, especially when aimed towards females--but I do have thoughts of NORMAL love and NORMAL sex with 18+ year old women; I'm a--just recently--21 year old man. Is this...normal?

To add to this, I will admit...I have seen pornographic material, recently too, and I will admit that I'm still a virgin. (I have kissed before though, but that was in my teenage years; haven't been in a relationship since graduating high school). Love and sex is like...always...in the top 3 thoughts I have floating around my head each day; make me feel...dirty.

It's perfectly normal sweetie! :) And not a weird confession at all!
First of all, you shouldn't feel ashamed you have this type of thoughts. And you are not dirty for watching porn or thinking of sex. I do too and I am a 22 (soon 23) year old, virgin woman (though not for much longer MUAHAHAHAHA).
I suggest you go out there and start meeting girls~! :) Find someone who shares your interests and ideas and flirt with her! I can assure you it's lots of fun! ^^

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@Nolus:

I can't believe it. I'm so mad at myself right now… How could I fall in the same pit twice? Same mistake, same setup, how am I this blind?

sigh

! Let me start from the beginning:
Last year, I went to a camp with a bunch of people I didn't know. I don't know where I gathered that much courage, but it went fairly well.
One night, there was a little dance-party (not disco or anything like that. It was traditional) and I somehow went to it. A boy asked me there is I wanted to dance. Later I found out he was just being polite as he saw I was a little alone. So from then on, I misinterpreted the whole thing. We danced and we talked about many things. I'm not going to lie, I'm still glad it happened, because it was great. That night, I went to sleep feeling I fell in love. I slept well and next day I woke up to have the greatest day in my life. It was not. And I handled the situation in the worst way possible.
So eventually, we talked about it and he said he'd rather be friends with me. I agreed, because hell, what could I do.
I haven't seen him since that, he lives in another city.
! And, now onto my second round of making the same mistake.
Two days ago, a guy suddenly wrote me on skype. We both were out of ideas how we got onto each others partner-list, but we started talking about random things. He turned out to be a kind guy.
Can you guess what happened? Yes, misinterpretation. Again. The same. The next day we talked again, and I kind of started to realize, I messed up again. Especially since he said he's 29 years old… I'm not even 18 yet :/ So yeah, there goes another "I'm a moron" moment. With the same stupid mistake.
! So basically, both times, I saw simple kindness and politeness as something of an "hey, we just met but you seem like a nice girl, maybe we should fall in love". Bah...
The only guy who I haven't made the same mistake is the one I currently sort of have a crush on. Or I don't know how to say that. It's not like I can't say two words that make sense when I'm with him, we talk, we laugh, and we're both far from being nervous.
I do not know yet what that means. Nor how should I avoid falling for the same thing over and over again.
I'm so damn angry with myself.

Honey, I've been there. In both situations. With a 31 year old friend of mine and a DJ from a Karaoke bar last Summer. I got flirted and flirted back in both situations and was a bit led on but I misunderstood it seemed their intentions. They didn't really want anything more than my friendship. One because I was too young and the other because he was more interested in his career… Thing is, I fell for those guys and got terribly hurt. And this is what I have to say to you from my experience: Time will make it all better. Time and later on a new and true love that will prove to you that it was actually worth it getting rejected and getting hurt. Because otherwise you might've never met that one guy that can make your heart flutter like crazy and your head fly in the clouds! You are not stupid sweetie for falling in love though knowing you might just get hurt again. You are brave. And imo you are a sweet, intelligent and funny girl and there is someone out there just perfect for you. Someone who you truly deserve. Those guys have no idea what they are losing and he will make you feel that too. He will make you feel that you are a precious and rare treasure who is worth only the best of the best! =)
So be patient and keep falling in love for the sake of that man. You never know when or where you might find him. ^^

[Riddler]

@Chrissie:

It's perfectly normal sweetie! :) And not a weird confession at all!
First of all, you shouldn't feel ashamed you have this type of thoughts. And you are not dirty for watching porn or thinking of sex. I do too and I am a 22 (soon 23) year old, virgin woman (though not for much longer MUAHAHAHAHA).

So you´re having a sex change then?:ninja:

[Smudger]

I should start an ap breeding programme and save too many of you the idle chit chat and awqward silence that would no doubt occur. No more small talk folks, it's baby time!

[Nolus]

Thank you once again!

I seriously never would've thought others went through the same exact thing.
This thread is slowly becoming sort of like a safe place to me. I've wrote here a lot, which might be a good or a bad thing. Whichever it is, I sure feel that I always "leave" like a better person than I was before.
Kind of taking steps to the right direction.

[Chrissie]

@Riddler:

So you´re having a sex change then?:ninja:

Sex marathons more like it. :U Don't tell Zeph tho! He still thinks I'm gonna visit to show him my cookie collection…

[Kaoru]

@The:

Weird(ish)–I guess--confession incoming!

I think about love and sex very often. Is this…normal?

To add to this, I will admit...I have seen pornographic material, recently too, and I will admit that I'm still a virgin. (I have kissed before though, but that was in my teenage years; haven't been in a relationship since graduating high school). Love and sex is like...always...in the top 3 thoughts I have floating around my head each day; make me feel...dirty.

Its VERY normal, specially because you are still a virgin. Don't feel dirty at all, I bet everyguy watches porn, some women do too. Take it easy, go out, meet someone speciall, I hope its speciall the first time for you, but IF it is not THAT speciall you stiil have plenty of time to find "that person" if you are insterested in love.

I for one, don't care if a man wants to be a ladies's man, as long as he doesn't deceive the women and they KNOW they are doing it just for fun.

As long as your thoughts don't keep you from your daily activities and affect you Ior others) in other areas of your life, then you are ok, and pretty NORMAL too.

It would be more worriesome that you posted "I'm a 21 y old male and I have never desired another human being, and I don't have any sexual feelings or wants whatsoever"

;) you don't have ANY REASON to feel dirty AT ALL;

[Riddler]

@Kaoru:

Its VERY normal, specially because you are still a virgin. Don't feel dirty at all, I bet everyguy watches porn, some women do too. Take it easy, go out, meet someone speciall, I hope its speciall the first time for you, but IF it is not THAT speciall you stiil have plenty of time to find "that person" if you are insterested in love.

I don`t:ninja: I mean, I have, I just never found it all to exciting to watch other people have sex. But I guess thats not really the norm. Uhh, agree with everything else you said there though.

[Kitsune Inferno]

@Smudger:

I should start an ap breeding programme and save too many of you the idle chit chat and awqward silence that would no doubt occur. No more small talk folks, it's baby time!

lol fuck you

[Pochipochi]

ur al gay

[Dryish]

what does that make you?

[Pochipochi]

im sick of your mouth and your two percent milk

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[piratemarimo]

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[piratemarimo]

! >! >! I still feel really depressed from yesterday. I thought it'd be fine if I just ranted for awhile, but like I figured I'm still moody. This whole summer, didn't have to put up with it much. the asshole behavior. sure, kick me for no reason. that other time he was all pissy because oh noes I put broccoli on the table!! Because that's just how you solve problems or mild inconveniences (if you can really even call it that). You shove them, treat them like crap… Then sometimes you don't need to do it, but you do anyway because it's shit that you get away with, and always have. I don't appreciate being kicked for no reason. Not that I ever do. Maybe it had something to do with the hectic schedules, maybe not, but it's been a remarkable time since I had to put up with asshole behavior. I'm trying hard to think but all that comes up is getting ditched. There's definitely got to be stuff in between, but I guess it's proof that it's been awhile. I can count... three recently. Nothing before that. Because we were busy I guess. Dunno. There was this small good thing. Made me think things were different or that it'd stay the way it used to be before but without bullshit, but people never change. Like I've said before, when he's nice, he's nice and fun, when you piss him off, you ruin everything.... Heck, I didn't even do anything that warranted kicking. That's the other thing. I can get kicked or hit or whatever just by existing. Doesn't matter. Isn't that what siblings do? You don't need a reason. Maybe there was never a reason. I sure as hell will never know the answer to that one. I mean, look at me. I can hate someone for no reason, too. They've done nothing wrong to me personally but I sure as hell can. There's not logic to everything right? Maybe it's just something like that. Maybe some people are just naturally inclined to be assholes, even from a young age.
! Now it's got me thinking about all the other shit. The thing I keep trying to push away (and have done pretty well until yesterday). The fact that I've done nothing, creatively speaking of course. It's so aggravating. Haven't really done any drawing, and no writing. The reason I picked it up again, was because of The F.P. Then later on, it was Kenny. I wish I could find one story and just stick to that instead of jumping around with several ideas and not really going anywhere with any. Having fun and accomplishing things never overlap. Right now I'm at a stage where it's a chore to get myself to write things.

[The Laughing Man]

@piratemarimo:

! >! >! I still feel really depressed from yesterday. I thought it'd be fine if I just ranted for awhile, but like I figured I'm still moody. This whole summer, didn't have to put up with it much. the asshole behavior. sure, kick me for no reason. that other time he was all pissy because oh noes I put broccoli on the table!! Because that's just how you solve problems or mild inconveniences (if you can really even call it that). You shove them, treat them like crap… Then sometimes you don't need to do it, but you do anyway because it's shit that you get away with, and always have. I don't appreciate being kicked for no reason. Not that I ever do. Maybe it had something to do with the hectic schedules, maybe not, but it's been a remarkable time since I had to put up with asshole behavior. I'm trying hard to think but all that comes up is getting ditched. There's definitely got to be stuff in between, but I guess it's proof that it's been awhile. I can count... three recently. Nothing before that. Because we were busy I guess. Dunno. There was this small good thing. Made me think things were different or that it'd stay the way it used to be before but without bullshit, but people never change. Like I've said before, when he's nice, he's nice and fun, when you piss him off, you ruin everything.... Heck, I didn't even do anything that warranted kicking. That's the other thing. I can get kicked or hit or whatever just by existing. Doesn't matter. Isn't that what siblings do? You don't need a reason. Maybe there was never a reason. I sure as hell will never know the answer to that one. I mean, look at me. I can hate someone for no reason, too. They've done nothing wrong to me personally but I sure as hell can. There's not logic to everything right? Maybe it's just something like that. Maybe some people are just naturally inclined to be assholes, even from a young age.
! Now it's got me thinking about all the other shit. The thing I keep trying to push away (and have done pretty well until yesterday). The fact that I've done nothing, creatively speaking of course. It's so aggravating. Haven't really done any drawing, and no writing. The reason I picked it up again, was because of The F.P. Then later on, it was Kenny. I wish I could find one story and just stick to that instead of jumping around with several ideas and not really going anywhere with any. Having fun and accomplishing things never overlap. Right now I'm at a stage where it's a chore to get myself to write things.

! Are you being abused by someone, or, did I miss your point completely?

[Monkey King]

@The:

! Are you being abused by someone, or, did I miss your point completely?

Not to change subjects, but what exactly is your story with sex anyway. Like were you raised to be think it was bad or something? Might help us to help you to know.

[The Laughing Man]

@Monkey:

Not to change subjects, but what exactly is your story with sex anyway. Like were you raised to be think it was bad or something? Might help us to help you to know.

Nah…nah.

It's just...I have minor to moderate OCD, but a minor to moderate OCD that affects my thoughts more than my actions; I also watch a decent amount of real crime (cop) stuff, because I'm interested in it. So...with that, plus, my OCD thoughts I get thinking in my head (and start worrying about) me acting out aggressively on my thoughts of love and sex with women; it worries me, because I DON'T want it to happen.

It's funny really...I know it's just a thought (because of my OCD)--hence why I'm telling you--and thoughts really have little to no control over actions, but, I still need some reassurance that having said thoughts doesn't make me some kind of...sexual monster. Basically, I wanted to know if the somewhat-constant thoughts were the start of something worse; all the talk of pedophile, stalkers etc. on previous pages. =P

[Monkey King]

@The:

Nah…nah.

It's just...I have minor to moderate OCD, but a minor to moderate OCD that affects my thoughts more than my actions; I also watch a decent amount of real crime (cop) stuff, because I'm interested in it. So...with that, plus, my OCD thoughts I get thinking in my head (and start worrying about) me acting out aggressively on my thoughts of love and sex with women; it worries me, because I DON'T want it to happen.

It's funny really...I know it's just a thought (because of my OCD)--hence why I'm telling you--and thoughts really have little to no control over actions, but, I still need some reassurance that having said thoughts doesn't make me some kind of...sexual monster. Basically, I wanted to know if the somewhat-constant thoughts were the start of something worse; all the talk of pedophile, stalkers etc. on previous pages. =P

But what thoughts? Sex? Just plain ol' sex? What's wrong with that?

[Pochipochi]

I think he's talking about rape? Forgive me if I'm seeing more in between the lines but you were being really implicit.

Rape fantasies aren't crazy or out of place, tbh, for people that haven't experienced it irl. I'm not saying it's glorifying it or anything, but they're pretty harmless (whether fantasy is about being aggressor or victim).

Everybody has intrusive thoughts and knowing they're bad is healthy. Even feeling guilt over them shows how aware you are of it being an issue if it was ever acted upon, which you wouldn't if your fears are just one day you might.

Since you mention OCD I do want to point out that people with OCD do attach more stigma to intrusive thoughts than any other person. OCD is about uncertainty and uncertainty about this kind of thing matches pretty close.

[piratemarimo]

@The:

! Are you being abused by someone, or, did I miss your point completely?

! This is kind of a touchy subject with me and honestly I don't know how to answer that. Technically no. At least not in the sense of getting severely beaten every day or any shit like that. I need to make that very clear, and I sometimes forget that not everybody is familiar with history between us, and honestly it's far too complicated to easily explain. That's how it is with all my family really, but especially him. Some of this is psychological. This is my sibling we're talking about, and he's good at manipulating, using intimidation and physical pain. I am afraid of him. But the thing that's complicated is that he's not usually an asshole. But when he does get pissed, I sincerely want him to drop dead. I want to kill him. It's fine though. He's a great guy. Makes me laugh a lot. Again, that's the problem. If there is a god, must be a pretty damn horrible one. I mean, why would you create someone who is both an unbelievable asshole and a really funny person? He once admitted he hated me and I don't know if that's still true. No knowing what goes on in that brain and never will. From how the two of us normally goof off, you'd never guess he's got a mean side too.

[The Laughing Man]

@The:

I think he's talking about rape? Forgive me if I'm seeing more in between the lines but you were being really implicit.

Rape fantasies aren't crazy or out of place, tbh, for people that haven't experienced it irl. I'm not saying it's glorifying it or anything, but they're pretty harmless (whether fantasy is about being aggressor or victim).

Everybody has intrusive thoughts and knowing they're bad is healthy. Even feeling guilt over them shows how aware you are of it being an issue if it was ever acted upon, which you wouldn't if your fears are just one day you might.

Since you mention OCD I do want to point out that people with OCD do attach more stigma to intrusive thoughts than any other person. OCD is about uncertainty and uncertainty about this kind of thing matches pretty close.

No…it's not a rape fantasy. Just thoughts of feeling love towards a woman, and lots and lots of sex. It just...makes me feel somewhat dirty thinking about sex 2/3 of the time. =P

[Monkey King]

@The:

No…it's not a rape fantasy. Just thoughts of feeling love towards a woman, and lots and lots of sex. It just...makes me feel somewhat dirty thinking about sex 2/3 of the time. =P

Everyone does that. Women too.

[Pochipochi]

Well that's surprising

I actually thought it was something worth real concern which is how I read "aggressive" the way I did, since you seemed so guilty about it.

Yeah, no, trust me, it's fine.

Sex is cool

[The Laughing Man]

@The:

Well that's surprising

I actually thought it was something worth real concern which is how I read "aggressive" the way I did, since you seemed so guilty about it.

Yeah, no, trust me, it's fine.

Sex is cool

By "aggressively" I meant: I'd walk up to some random woman I find attractive, ask her bluntly "Do you want a relationship with me, and do you want to have sex?!" (in a loud voice of course), and if she said "No…", I'd be like "Ok" then walk away. lol

[CCC]

That's known as the "Apocalypse Opener," in the scummy world of pickup artists that I only know about because I read "The Game" when I was miserable and lonely back in 10th grade. Except usually without the relationship part. There are certainly more socially tactful ways to approach women, but that's a far cry from the rape fantasies that we thought you were implying when you said "aggressive."

Of course I'll just echo what the others have said; sex is great, and finding yourself wanting to have it is a sign that something is _right_​, not wrong.

[The Laughing Man]

@CCC:

That's known as the "Apocalypse Opener," in the scummy world of pickup artists that I only know about because I read "The Game" when I was miserable and lonely back in 10th grade. Except usually without the relationship part. There are certainly more socially tactful ways to approach women, but that's a far cry from the rape fantasies that we thought you were implying when you said "aggressive."

Of course I'll just echo what the others have said; sex is great, and finding yourself wanting to have it is a sign that something is _right_​, not wrong.

I despise sexual crimes (against women especially)… I despise sexual crime more than murder, actually.

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[Chrissie]

@The:

…but, I still need some reassurance that having said thoughts doesn't make me some kind of...sexual monster.

@Monkey:

Everyone does that. Women too.

Women can be sexual monsters more than any guy, right Zeph~?

[Smudger]

I can't help but laugh at the build up of sexual tension above. Christie's turning all kinds of freaky:silly::silly::silly::silly::silly::silly::silly:

As for all the stuff about rape fantasys recently…their is a difference between role play and real life. Taking part in the first or thinking about it doesn't mean you will branch off into the illegal side of things, or by any means make it wrong. It's one of many fetishes created by people to help keep that spark in peoples sex life. At least that's my experience of things.

Also I just want to confess the weather in Australia is shit. The winter comes so quick after the heat that it doesn't give you enough time to adjust to the climate change resulting in weaks of goosebumps >:(

Time to make a fire.

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@The:

I despise sexual crimes (against women especially)… I despise sexual crime more than murder, actually.

why do you put that above murder, and why are you more concerned about women than men?

[RPGJay]

@Chrissie:

Women can be sexual monsters more than any guy, right Zeph~?

[The Laughing Man]

@Smudger:

I can't help but laugh at the build up of sexual tension above. Christie's turning all kinds of freaky:silly::silly::silly::silly::silly::silly::silly:

As for all the stuff about rape fantasys recently…their is a difference between role play and real life. Taking part in the first or thinking about it doesn't mean you will branch off into the illegal side of things, or by any means make it wrong. It's one of many fetishes created by people to help keep that spark in peoples sex life. At least that's my experience of things.

Also I just want to confess the weather in Australia is shit. The winter comes so quick after the heat that it doesn't give you enough time to adjust to the climate change resulting in weaks of goosebumps >:(

Time to make a fire.

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why do you put that above murder, and why are you more concerned about women than men?

1. I put it above murder, because, once your…murdered...you're done. Whereas, if you're raped, you can live with those psychological (and possibly physical) scars for years; can make each day a living hell. (I'm not saying killing someone isn't bad, just, for me personally, I find sexual crimes (i.e. rape) worse).

2. Because women are usually more...fragile, both physically and emotionally, than men, and my 'man instinct' makes me want to protect a woman over a man.

[Nami]

@The:

1. I put it above murder, because, once your…murdered...you're done. Whereas, if you're raped, you can live with those psychological (and possibly physical) scars for years; can make each day a living hell. (I'm not saying killing someone isn't bad, just, for me personally, I find sexual crimes (i.e. rape) worse).

I agree with you, but there's one thing I need to clear up. Once raped, you live with it forever, not just for a few years. It will always be there in your thoughts. How you deal with it is something else. You can make the pain and the shame all heal, but you will never forget the act itself. So it's something that sticks with you for the rest of your life and will most likely dominate your sexual behaviour, especially in the beginning :)

[Monkey King]

@The:

2. Because women are usually more…fragile, both physically and emotionally, than men, and my 'man instinct' makes me want to protect a woman over a man.

They're a lot tougher than you imagine.

[Chrissie]

@Smudger:

I can't help but laugh at the build up of sexual tension above. Christie's turning all kinds of freaky:silly::silly::silly::silly::silly::silly::silly:

Dunno whacha talking about buddy!

@RPGJay:

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[tigerlilly]

@The:

Because women are usually more…fragile, both physically and emotionally, than men, and my 'man instinct' makes me want to protect a woman over a man.

@Monkey:

They're a lot tougher than you imagine.

I agree with Zeph on this one. Of course some women like a strong shoulder to lean on, but trust me, when shit goes down women can deal with trouble pretty well on their own, aslong as society is not crippling them to do so. I would say the emotionally fragile part is just chliché and maybe just a romantic generelisation in your head. No offense, I really don't mean to.

Of course on an average women can not keep up with the physical strength of men though, so I see where you are coming from when you say physically fragile. But as a member of the girl club I would also like to point out that women are able to deal with physical pain better than men, if we can believe research in this regard. And we better have to, seeing how giving birth to a child is on the top of the pain sensation scale, even above an Alien bursting out of your ribcage. So you should better also protect the weaker looking men from ouchies during the next pub brawl. They feel it hurt harder.

[Monkey King]

@tigerlilly:

I agree with Zeph on this one. Of course some women like a strong shoulder to lean on, but trust me, when shit goes down women can deal with trouble pretty well on their own, aslong as society is not crippling them to do so. I would say the emotionally fragile part is just chliché and maybe just a romantic generelisation in your head. No offense, I really don't mean to.

Of course on an average women can not keep up with the physical strength of men though, so I see where you are coming from when you say physically fragile. But as a member of the girl club I would also like to point out that women are able to deal with physical pain better than men, if we can believe research in this regard. And we better have to, seeing how giving birth to a child is on the top of the pain sensation scale, even above an Alien bursting out of your ribcage. So you should better also protect the weaker looking men from ouchies during the next pub brawl. They feel it hurt harder.

And for the record Laughing Man, this is a girl who has seen tanks rolling through her streets and has probably heard the sounds of riots in the past week.

[Mugiwara_no_Ice]

@tigerlilly:

And we better have to, seeing how giving birth to a child is on the top of the pain sensation scale, even above an Alien bursting out of your ribcage. So you should better also protect the weaker looking men from ouchies during the next pub brawl. They feel it hurt harder.

Now that you're talking about it. My aunt just gave birth a week ago, and it seems that her husband (my uncle) couldn't handle it and fainted, during labor.
So never doubt who the strongest sex is.

[RPGJay]

@Betty:

Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

. .

[Pochipochi]

I never knew Betty White was a Taiwanese boy

[No Maam]

@RPGJay:

. .

Considering I got hit in the balls twice in one day recently, I think she may be on to something.

[Smudger]

@Chrissie:

Dunno whacha talking about buddy

!

[piratemarimo]

! Everytime I feel unexplained pain, I feel paranoia that it'll kill me. =___= … even though it happens to me often enough. I have no clue about anything. should I just drink tea or some shit. does that help stomach/random sternum pain?? actually there's also neck and side pain, too. I get the strangest feeling all our pain medicine is expired. yes I know this could probably go somewhere else, I just felt too lazy to go dig up that one home remedy thread. and technically this counts as a confession.
! and one more random one while I'm here:
I'm kind of nervous in a way because a relative is coming. considering that it's been like over a decade since I've seen any relatives, it's a big deal. I mean, sure there was that one cousin, but not someone I knew at all. Not someone I remember from when I was a little kid. I hope I don't cry. I hope I don't start thinking about 3-11. What will I say? What would anyone say after so long? In a sense I don't know what it's like having relatives because they don't live close enough for us to visit often or at all, so it's been years and years. I just don't know what to say.

[Smudger]

I'm quite a guarded person about some of my past and life. And when I finally say something to someone that promises me they won't be judgmental, all I get is vibes of judgement and a wall between us.

I feel shitty…

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I'm quite a guarded person about some of my past and life. And when I finally say something to someone that promises me they won't be judgmental, all I get is vibes of judgement and a wall between us.

I feel shitty...