But maybe Jinbe can teach Sanji something during this fight… Or something. Like he does something and then later Sanji is like "Ohh well here is a trick I yada yada". You know, kicking. Karate. Stuff. :P
Chapter 639: "I`ll protect all" -Discussion
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Well. It won't be the first time for Sanji to switch opponents. He was only after Wadatsumi cause of Nami. Now, if he were to somehow know what Caribou has been up to…..........10 lives wont be enough for Caribou to survive the coming onslaught.
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really fast chapter overall i liked it i don't think that sanji will have a long battle with that big guy (don't remember the name :p ),he needs a much better opponent
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Just got a chance to read the chapter on my lunch break and … SWEET!
Really, that's all that needs to be said. But also:I realize a problem with the fight match ups. As long as Sanji is in the same area, can anyone of importance get away with attacking Nami or Robin?
Well, as long as he's stuck with one opponent, others can always sneak in and fight the ladies. And since there seem to be no shortage of bad-guys milling around, Robin and Nami will undoubtedly see some action. Now I'm curious as to who the others will be matched with.
I'm waiting for someone to knock down a historical monument or state that music or whales are stupid …
Nice! ;)
EDIT: @ ponx – exactly! Hoping for that. Really want to see him matched with Caribou, but this other fight w/ Jimbe should be fun too. Wonder if they'll do any combo-type attacks.
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But maybe Jinbe can teach Sanji something during this fight… Or something. Like he does something and then later Sanji is like "Ohh well here is a trick I yada yada". You know, kicking. Karate. Stuff. :P
Still, Sanji isn't getting his own one-on-one epic fight with a real menace like Zoro is. Instead, he gets to tag with Jinbe on beating up a crybaby enemy, who, granted, is potentially strong, but still not quite an established danger like SSJ Hyouzo (seeing how regular Hyouzou could withstand and counter Luffy's attack, while regular wadatsumi got owned in every single confrontation he's been in so far.)
I guess since Sanji is one of my favorites it kind of annoys me to see Oda give so much love to Zoro, making him more awesome with every chapter, while Sanji has become so one-dimensional it hurts. The Sanji from Baratie had a lot of potential for character growth, and from that only the "I love women" aspect has been explored and overblown.
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Can anyone get the full page of this picture? It isn`t on mangastream nor mangareader ):
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First off, Rayleigh-sensei is amazing, even without being in the chapter.
Second, Hody's power level seems to really waver. First he could slash straight through bedrock, but now he can't even cut up Ryuu and Man. He doesn't need to actually touch them to cut through.
Third, Decken is the one who needs hugs. And bandaids. He was actually badass this chapter.
Fourth, Waratsumi will become a punching bag. Don't know how well Jinbe and Sanji will team up, but in the case they do…
I'll forfeit all I said to disprove Jinbe joiningFifth, I want to know the name of what technique Robin was using before Zoro butted in again.
Sixth, I should have put this earlier… IGARAM'S MOUSTACHE. It's so amazing after getting used to knowing him as the guy who crossdressed and was confused for his wife.
Seventh... thank you for reading if you did.
Can anyone get the full page of this picture? It isn`t on mangastream nor mangareader ):
Ah, there it is. I didn't see this in the spoilers thread, so thanks. Sorry I can't help you.
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So, the arc stopped because Decken is done for or because he switched his curse to Hody?
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Ahaa epic chapter, the translation was a tad shocking but i appreciate the effort nonetheless!
The look in Luffy's eyes! i love it, hands down these guys arent going to be challenging at all monster upgrade or not
'Its not as powerful underwater' LOLCANO id say Hodi disagrees
Just like every other OP arc, the scene has finally been set. anyone wanna hazard a guess at what other moves we'll be seeing?
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So, the arc stopped because Decken is done for or because he switched his curse to Hody?
If any, that should be the second, since he used the hand that previously was locked on Hachi
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@Skadi:Can anyone get the full page of this picture? It isn`t on mangastream nor mangareader ):
Kinda weird to quote myself but i noticed something…
Unless Caribou`s shirt has some reddish/brownish decoration/blood on the neck, his skin is freakin toasted owo
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Still, Sanji isn't getting his own one-on-one epic fight with a real menace like Zoro is. Instead, he gets to tag with Jinbe on beating up a crybaby enemy, who, granted, is potentially strong, but still not quite an established danger like SSJ Hyouzo (seeing how regular Hyouzou could withstand and counter Luffy's attack, while regular wadatsumi got owned in every single confrontation he's been in so far.)
I guess since Sanji is one of my favorites it kind of annoys me to see Oda give so much love to Zoro, making him more awesome with every chapter, while Sanji has become so one-dimensional it hurts. The Sanji from Baratie had a lot of potential for character growth, and from that only the "I love women" aspect has been explored and overblown.
I so agree (but I think we saw a little "old" Sanji in Enies Lobby). I totally get why you are annoyed, but this seems more like a build up than anything and I think Sanji will get his time to shine. What I'm afraid of is Jinbe joi- Oi forbidden topic! Sorry!
Anyways, I am sure he will get more "screen time" so to say, I don't have any proof that don't belong anywhere outside the dumb prediction threat BUT I have feeling. Or a certain sense… :ninja: -
I'm not sure if Luffy's Snake Shot is like Shigan… Hody wasn't bleeding or anything so the skin wasn't broken, and the sound effects (which seem to be cracking) imply broken bones and whatnot so I read that simply as him gripping him so hard that he broke a rib or something. I'm not sure.
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I've literally never had a worse day at work then I did today. This chapter really made today a little better for me. Thank you, Oda.
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EDIT: @ ponx – exactly! Hoping for that. Really want to see him matched with Caribou, but this other fight w/ Jimbe should be fun too. Wonder if they'll do any combo-type attacks.
Well, since Sanji is usually the launcher, I'm kinda hoping we'll get sumtin diff. this time.
Or prolly this tag team is just to show us that the monster trio is actually at Shichibukai level now. If we get a panel clarifying that, I'll put up a huge hi res image of it in Last Nakama thread :ninja: -
Still, Sanji isn't getting his own one-on-one epic fight with a real menace like Zoro is. Instead, he gets to tag with Jinbe on beating up a crybaby enemy, who, granted, is potentially strong, but still not quite an established danger like SSJ Hyouzo (seeing how regular Hyouzou could withstand and counter Luffy's attack, while regular wadatsumi got owned in every single confrontation he's been in so far.)
I guess since Sanji is one of my favorites it kind of annoys me to see Oda give so much love to Zoro, making him more awesome with every chapter, while Sanji has become so one-dimensional it hurts. The Sanji from Baratie had a lot of potential for character growth, and from that only the "I love women" aspect has been explored and overblown.
Yeah Zoro has been stealing the spotlight in this arc I hope that Zeo or Ikaros if he's not knocked out tries to attack Robin or Nami and Sanji steps in and beat the crap out of either one that I said
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Unless Caribou`s shirt has some reddish/brownish decoration/blood on the neck, his skin is freakin toasted owo
Hm, I think it might be because of the lighting on the scan. That corner just happened to be a bit away from the light shining closer to the opposite corner. Well, the games were never that reliable with colors, but It'd be odd that they'd be different.
I guess since Sanji is one of my favorites it kind of annoys me to see Oda give so much love to Zoro, making him more awesome with every chapter, while Sanji has become so one-dimensional it hurts. The Sanji from Baratie had a lot of potential for character growth, and from that only the "I love women" aspect has been explored and overblown.
The main problem is that in such a situation, it's much harder to explore his newly gained cooking experience. They're on a battlefield, so naturally he'd focus more on the safety of the lovely ladies. It seems rather one-dimensional, but give it time. Oda will impress us with other skills he's gained. Same goes for the others who haven't only be working on fighting abilities and weaponry. Even then, those guys who have can surprise us with new knowledge too.
Edit: I'd like to see if there actually will be manjuu buns around later… jumbo-sized ones.
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Hm, I think it might be because of the lighting on the scan. That corner just happened to be a bit away from the light shining closer to the opposite corner. Well, the games were never that reliable with colors, but It'd be odd that they'd be different.
Yeah, that`s another possibility i forgot to mention X_X, another of the reasons i need that full scan so badly ;A;
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completely different from what I was expecting from sanji, so let's see we have
luffy vs hodi
zoro vs hyouzou
sanji & jinbei vs wadatsumi
chopper vs DarumaI'm still hoping for
dosun vs Franky (so we can see [improved] strong hammer vs real hammer)
then maybe…
zeo vs robin (fight of assassins)
Usopp vs Decken (snipers... if of course he's still alive)
nami vs Ikaros Much (maybe she can make the climate extremly hot/make him into a dried squid)
Brook vs caribou (cause the only thing you can use against a logia user in a fight besides haki is music!!!!) -
I think it will be Zeo vs Usopp. He needs to show he can spot any sort of target.
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Or prolly this tag team is just to show us that the monster trio is actually at Shichibukai level now. :ninja:
Good point!
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Good point!
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dinty! Nice to see you're still around sometime.
Back on topic: why has no one mentioned the awesome new mustache that Igaram has. Plus, the Chinese scan showed that cover page was colored just as the chapter was released. Damn they are fast.
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Chapter 639 Mock-Review
enjoy~
! ONE PIECE 639
! "Protect Everything" OR "Someone should make a .gif of all the raep-faces hody makes"
! -we start of with From The Decks Of The World #23 Alabasta kingdom - New clothes for this year's reverie
! -we see pell, chaka, Igaram and histwinwife, a random girl (or maybe she isn't..its Oda after all) and a
kung-fu dugong all… in a....... fitting room....
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that sounded wrong.
! REWITE:
-invincible bird-man Pell and jackal guy Chaka are getting new clothes for the Reverie with the help of igarams
wife and another girl while igaram tells them of the strawhats big comeback. Also kung-fu Dugong.
! -notice, dear readers, that while chaka has igarams gender bent clone measuring his waist, pell has the
cute girl measuring hisscarchest.
! - you now know why Oda kept pell alive with a huge scar. For the ladies.
! -also, HOLY MUSTACHE IGARAM.
! -Also also, the fact that they are getting ready for the reverie is sort of promising. After all, most of the crew
regard Vivi as a member of the crew. Long distance relationship, but a relationship none-the-less. I think it
would be awesome if we saw her with the crew again, if just to see her see them set off into the new world.
But really, I wanna see how she would react to the new crew members. Especially Robin. Because of the
whole…you know... "Destroy your country" thing. But that's probably not gonna happen, seeing as how the
Reverie takes place in Noble-Land. But I can dream, can't I?
! TO THE BAT-MO-CHAPTER
! -We continue on from last week's chapter with Hody stabbing VD with the trident.
-Ursula would be proud. But her trident was better. It shots lasers.
-"Hody lashes out!! what is his intent...?!" At this point, he's probably doing it for laughs.
-VD starts pulling out the trident while also holding Hody's shoulder.
-He pulls out completely in the following panel.
-Now a moment of your time. I've said before that VD, being a fish with 4 legs, probably has 2 butts. And
with this panel, you can try to imagine how that phenomenon would look like.
-Hody's thinking it too. Look at his face.
-VD is not pleased.
-with the stabbing or the inappropriate staring.
-VD then flings an axe. Yes, axe. Very...big axe...that he pulled...
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-rereads a few chapters
-analyzes drawings
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-out of one of his asses.
-VD expresses his surprise.
! VD : "What the hell are you trying to pull?!"
that's what she said
Hody: "Seriously? You did the exact same thing no more than 20 minutes ago. The boat came out of
no where, i almost shat myself. But whatever its actually a great idea! IM GOING TO GET RID OF FISHMAN
ISLAND! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IM GONNA GET RID OF THE FISHMAN DISTRICT BUT WHATEVER
HURRY UP AND DIE NOW!!"
! -poor poor Hody.. now i know he's going insane. Those drugs are really doing a number on his brain cells.
I can practically here them fizzle away.
-He went from "make fish people strong" to "JUST KILL EVERYBODY" in less than 20 chapters.
-And if you think about it, in One Piece time, that's like.....half a day.
! -FI is also starting to look like Oda's take of a "Say no to drugs" program.
! "Hey kids. If you take drugs, you will turn into a giant white shark with hairy legs, no eyebrows, and bad
fashion sense that will start stabbing people with a giant trident all while you're face is stuck in a permanent
state of 'I murdered somebody and i liked it TeeHee' giving you no chance to have anything less than
an execution sentence by your fellow jury in a court of law.
This program is paid for and endorsed by the Tea Party. "
-SAY THAT 3 TIMES FAST
! -ANYWAY
-Hody starts taking with "we"s which was is a bit confusing at first. He says things like "We must " and
"We can" and "Let us". I thought "Why say that when you know that VD is dying?" But i figured that Hody
is probably losing it. Along with that, he says he's going to destroy everything, and kill the straw hats
even though hes killing tens of thousands of henchmen to do it because he can always get more slaves
later on.
-Hody is starting to become more and more intimidating as a villain.
-VD says he doesn't care fore a single thing he said, and that he is going to kill him
-VD attacks with his knife-sandles
-VD has lovely ballerina legs
-Seriously cover his 2 legs that are on the floor with your hand. He looks half man, half woman.
-The axe comes back with a vengeance.
-Hody notices the axe, and instead of just dodging, he bites VD's leg, preforms a over shoulder throw
with his TEETH, and use the axe to rip right through VD. Next time a guy shows up behind me with a gun,
im doing the same thing to the nearest person available.
-Hody is becoming one demented fish.
-Also, i think he died this time you guys…Last panel shows the axe slowing down to the ground. Also, the
AXE THROUGH THE BODY.
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.............
-or is there a reason the cover story has Pell in it.....
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! -Hody laughs and decides its time to kill boobhoshi.
! Hody : " hmm lets see my to do list...
(1) gather lots of slaves. check
(2) take over plaza. check
(3) kill neptune. ..... ..... ...... damn it..
(4) kill strawhat. .........FFFFFFFUUUUUU-
(5) kill the princess. ...Meh, guess i'll just jump to this one.
! -So our drugged out fish villain swims after boobhoshi.
-He takes out the 2 prices "guarding" the princess by front-rolling and using his scythe blade to cut them
up
-boobhoshi yells out to her bros, and Hody continues to look menacing. Bros tell their sis to run.
! -In the next panel Hody is... on top..of...
REWRITE
-In the next panel Hody is pulling...shirahoshis hair.... while...
REWRITE
-In the next panel shirahoshi screams while....
! GOD DAMN IT
THE HELL WITH IT
! -Hody then puts on the most scariest raep-face i have ever seen drawn. I mean, i thought Gender-bent
nami and robin had scary faces, but this one takes the cake
! -Shirahoshi, how does one show her tears IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
! -Luffy is pissed. So am I. That hair must have been hell growing out that long. And a pain in the ass to
take care of. You don't pull a woman's hair, Hody. Fishstick move.
-Luffy shows us a new move
! Luffy : "Gomu Gomu No Snake Shot!!!"
! -Luffy extends his hand in a snake like motion and hits Hody's chest with his fingers.
-Hody's ribs crack
-Is that a piercing attack? I dont see any holes on Hody's chest....
-Shiraboobs gets rescued, if for a moment
! -Also, Luffy's ride is running out of gas
-This might mean we'll get to see a fight without the 3rd prince around
! Hody : "This is the deep sea you INFERIOR LIFE FORM!!! You wont win, I WILL! SOMEONE LIKE
YOU INST CAPABLE OF PROTECTING ANYTHING!!!"
! -says the fish that got beat around by a 19 year old rubber boy just 15 minutes before.
! Luffy : "NO...I will protect everything!!! I spent those two years for that reason!!!!
! -luffy looks ready to kick ass.
-Luffy's eyes are interesting in this panel. We only say those eyes when he's at the peak of his anger. We
never saw him have that look with a smile before.
! -We pan out to see how our friends in the plaza are doing
-Giant fishman is crying because he got dumped by VD
-Wow, everyone in VD crew must take rejection pretty hard.
-To solve this problem and get the dude on their side, I-would-make-a-great-emo-sweater Zeo tells him
that he misheard VD, and that he actually said "Take care of the plaza for me"
-he believes it
-zeo gives him a energy steroid.
-wha? what's one tiny little pill going to help if you give it to a giant fi-
-....
-i've heard of being allergic to medication... but ..sensitive?
-Im pretty sure thats what the gag is supposed to be. silly mangastream
-So big hairy fish KOs the kraken and the poor thing twitches in pain. His face while twitching,
however, is hilarious.
-a random fish, points and tells Wadatsumi to beat up Jinbei.
! JINBEI : "Damn. Didn't even get to choke that guy."
! -Wada goes in for the punch
-nami calls out to Jinbei to look out ...."Jinbei-chan".....hmmmm
-silly nami. Jinbei already seeeeeeeEEEOOOOHHHHHHOLY CRAP
R...R...R.RRRRRRROUNDHOUSE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
-THE BREAKING OF THE FINGERS
-MY GOD
-Its official. After his death on Way of the Dragon, Chuck Norris came back to life with 2 souls. One to
carry on his life in the human world. The second flew into the sky, broke through dimensions of space,
time, and the human mind, and was born as Jinbei in the One Piece world.
-ladies and gents, i think we all know who the next strawhat needs to be.
-Yes fishfodder. Jinbei better be scary.
-So Wada falls and knocks nami over by the wind pressure of his fat ass hitting the floor
-Sanji is not pleased
-he kicks Wada in the head
-fishfodder are in awe
! MATCH UP #1
WADATSUMI VS. SANJI & JINBEI
! -Somewhere else in the plaza, Robin is giving fishes huge bitch slaps when she spots something in the
distance.
-Hyouzou is cutting through friend and...well just friend up to this point, with a sword on each hand. And
tentacle.
-He also has lovely white locks now. Everyones joining the bandwagon.
-What will happen if Zeo gets all steriod-y? Will he turn all white? emo zoidburg to angelic zoidburg?!
-Well. Wow. An alcoholic , a drug user, and also A OCTOPUS WITH SWORDS EVERYWHERE
-The sword octopus says he can feeeeeel the power flowing through him, and really wants to cut something.
-his says this while sporting his very own raep-face....with blush-circles.
-...
-you know what. Those aren't steroids. They're Viagra. All they've been doing after taking the pills is smile
creepily at EVERYTHING THEY SEE.
-sword octopus runs after Robin
-OH NO...
-OH SHIT..!!!!
-RUN ROBIN RUUUUN!!!!
-TENTACLES AND WOMAN DON'T GO WELL TOGETHER!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
-that was close. Thank you Zoro.
-wait...do you hear that?
-listen....
-thats the sound....of a million ZoRo fans fangasming.
! MATCH UP #2
HYOUZOU VS. ZORO
! ZORO : "He MIGHT make a good "Warm Up" before we enter the New World"
! -hyouzou's response?
! HYOUZOU : "UIIIIIII~!!!
! -HORNY OUT OF HIS MIND
! -CHAPTER END
! Hody Raep-face count this chapter : 5
the fourth one is worth a thousand though.
! ~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~
! HYOUZOU : "Youuuuu'rrrrrreee my o-HIC-pponent?"
! ZORO : "Hmph. I true swordsman doesn't allow the drink to cloud the mind."
! HYOUZOU : "yoooooouuuu'reeeee pwreeeeeeeeeetty"
! ZORO : "No words can- wait what?"
! HYOUZOU : " I just wanna -HIC- Touch you~ with MY BODY UIIIIIII~~"
! ZORO : "WHAT?! !! DONT TOUCH ME! R-R-Robin, a little help-"
! ROBIN : "No."
! ZORO : "GOD DAMN IT WOMAN!!!!"
! ROBIN : "I suggest you put your shirt back on."
! ZORO : "DAAAAAAAAMN IIIIIIIITTTTTTT AAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!" -
Loving the Snake shot from Luffy and Jimbe's Roundhouse.
Prediction: Decken hid an Energy Steroid in his clothes and he will use it to heal his wounds like Hody did.
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New Attack for Robin (Giant Hand), by the way
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Chapter 639 Mock-Review
enjoy~
! ONE PIECE 639
! "Protect Everything" OR "Someone should make a .gif of all the raep-faces hody makes"
! -we start of with From The Decks Of The World #23 Alabasta kingdom - New clothes for this year's reverie
! -we see pell, chaka, Igaram and histwinwife, a random girl (or maybe she isn't..its Oda after all) and a
kung-fu dugong all… in a....... fitting room....
......
that sounded wrong.
! REWITE:
-invincible bird-man Pell and jackal guy Chaka are getting new clothes for the Reverie with the help of igarams
wife and another girl while igaram tells them of the strawhats big comeback. Also kung-fu Dugong.
! -notice, dear readers, that while chaka has igarams gender bent clone measuring his waist, pell has the
cute girl measuring hisscarchest.
! - you now know why Oda kept pell alive with a huge scar. For the ladies.
! -also, HOLY MUSTACHE IGARAM.
! -Also also, the fact that they are getting ready for the reverie is sort of promising. After all, most of the crew
regard Vivi as a member of the crew. Long distance relationship, but a relationship none-the-less. I think it
would be awesome if we saw her with the crew again, if just to see her see them set off into the new world.
But really, I wanna see how she would react to the new crew members. Especially Robin. Because of the
whole…you know... "Destroy your country" thing. But that's probably not gonna happen, seeing as how the
Reverie takes place in Noble-Land. But I can dream, can't I?
! TO THE BAT-MO-CHAPTER
! -We continue on from last week's chapter with Hody stabbing VD with the trident.
-Ursula would be proud. But her trident was better. It shots lasers.
-"Hody lashes out!! what is his intent...?!" At this point, he's probably doing it for laughs.
-VD starts pulling out the trident while also holding Hody's shoulder.
-He pulls out completely in the following panel.
-Now a moment of your time. I've said before that VD, being a fish with 4 legs, probably has 2 butts. And
with this panel, you can try to imagine how that phenomenon would look like.
-Hody's thinking it too. Look at his face.
-VD is not pleased.
-with the stabbing or the inappropriate staring.
-VD then flings an axe. Yes, axe. Very...big axe...that he pulled...
-....
-rereads a few chapters
-analyzes drawings
-....
-out of one of his asses.
-VD expresses his surprise.
! VD : "What the hell are you trying to pull?!"
that's what she said
Hody: "Seriously? You did the exact same thing no more than 20 minutes ago. The boat came out of
no where, i almost shat myself. But whatever its actually a great idea! IM GOING TO GET RID OF FISHMAN
ISLAND! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IM GONNA GET RID OF THE FISHMAN DISTRICT BUT WHATEVER
HURRY UP AND DIE NOW!!"
! -poor poor Hody.. now i know he's going insane. Those drugs are really doing a number on his brain cells.
I can practically here them fizzle away.
-He went from "make fish people strong" to "JUST KILL EVERYBODY" in less than 20 chapters.
-And if you think about it, in One Piece time, that's like.....half a day.
! -FI is also starting to look like Oda's take of a "Say no to drugs" program.
! "Hey kids. If you take drugs, you will turn into a giant white shark with hairy legs, no eyebrows, and bad
fashion sense that will start stabbing people with a giant trident all while you're face is stuck in a permanent
state of 'I murdered somebody and i liked it TeeHee' giving you no chance to have anything less than
an execution sentence by your fellow jury in a court of law.
This program is paid for and endorsed by the Tea Party. "
-SAY THAT 3 TIMES FAST
! -ANYWAY
-Hody starts taking with "we"s which was is a bit confusing at first. He says things like "We must " and
"We can" and "Let us". I thought "Why say that when you know that VD is dying?" But i figured that Hody
is probably losing it. Along with that, he says he's going to destroy everything, and kill the straw hats
even though hes killing tens of thousands of henchmen to do it because he can always get more slaves
later on.
-Hody is starting to become more and more intimidating as a villain.
-VD says he doesn't care fore a single thing he said, and that he is going to kill him
-VD attacks with his knife-sandles
-VD has lovely ballerina legs
-Seriously cover his 2 legs that are on the floor with your hand. He looks half man, half woman.
-The axe comes back with a vengeance.
-Hody notices the axe, and instead of just dodging, he bites VD hand, preforms a over shoulder throw
with his TEETH, and use the axe to rip right through VD. Next time a guy shows up behind me with a gun,
im doing the same thing to the nearest person available.
-Hody is becoming one demented fish.
-Also, i think he died this time you guys…Last panel shows the axe slowing down to the ground. Also, the
AXE THROUGH THE BODY.
-...
.............
-or is there a reason the cover story has Pell in it.....
....
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! -Hody laughs and decides its time to kill boobhoshi.
! Hody : " hmm lets see my to do list...
(1) gather lots of slaves. check
(2) take over plaza. check
(3) kill neptune. ..... ..... ...... damn it..
(4) kill strawhat. .........FFFFFFFUUUUUU-
(5) kill the princess. ...Meh, guess i'll just jump to this one.
! -So our drugged out fish villain swims after boobhoshi.
-He takes out the 2 prices "guarding" the princess by front-rolling and using his scythe blade to cut them
up
-boobhoshi yells out to her bros, and Hody continues to look menacing. Bros tell their sis to run.
! -In the next panel Hody is... on top..of...
REWRITE
-In the next panel Hody is pulling...shirahoshis hair.... while...
REWRITE
-In the next panel shirahoshi screams while....
! GOD DAMN IT
THE HELL WITH IT
! -Hody then puts on the most scariest raep-face i have ever seen drawn. I mean, i thought Gender-bent
nami and robin had scary faces, but this one takes the cake
! -Shirahoshi, how does one show her tears IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
! -Luffy is pissed. So am I. That hair must have been hell growing out that long. And a pain in the ass to
take care of. You don't pull a woman's hair, Hody. Fishstick move.
-Luffy shows us a new move
! Luffy : "Gomu Gomu No Snake Shot!!!"
! -Luffy extends his hand in a snake like motion and hits Hody's chest with his fingers.
-Hody's ribs crack
-Is that a piercing attack? I dont see any holes on Hody's chest....
-Shiraboobs gets rescued, if for a moment
! -Also, Luffy's ride is running out of gas
-This might mean we'll get to see a fight without the 3rd prince around
! Hody : "This is the deep sea you INFERIOR LIFE FORM!!! You wont win, I WILL! SOMEONE LIKE
YOU INST CAPABLE OF PROTECTING ANYTHING!!!"
! -says the fish that got beat around by a 19 year old rubber boy just 15 minutes before.
! Luffy : "NO...I will protect everything!!! I spent those two years for that reason!!!!
! -luffy looks ready to kick ass.
-Luffy's eyes are interesting in this panel. We only say those eyes when he's at the peak of his anger. We
never saw him have that look with a smile before.
! -We pan out to see how our friends in the plaza are doing
-Giant fishman is crying because he got dumped by VD
-Wow, everyone in VD crew must take rejection pretty hard.
-To solve this problem and get the dude on their side, I-would-make-a-great-emo-sweater Zeo tells him
that he misheard VD, and that he actually said "Take care of the plaza for me"
-he believes it
-zeo gives him a energy steroid.
-wha? what's one tiny little pill going to help if you give it to a giant fi-
-....
-i've heard of being allergic to medication... but ..sensitive?
-Im pretty sure thats what the gag is supposed to be. silly mangastream
-So big hairy fish KOs the kraken and the poor thing twitches in pain. His face while twitching,
however, is hilarious.
-a random fish, points and tells Wadatsumi to beat up Jinbei.
! JINBEI : "Damn. Didn't even get to choke that guy."
! -Wada goes in for the punch
-nami calls out to Jinbei to look out ...."Jinbei-chan".....hmmmm
-silly nami. Jinbei already seeeeeeeEEEOOOOHHHHHHOLY CRAP
R...R...R.RRRRRRROUNDHOUSE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
-THE BREAKING OF THE FINGERS
-MY GOD
-Its official. After his death on Way of the Dragon, Chuck Norris came back to life with 2 souls. One to
carry on his life in the human world. The second flew into the sky, broke through dimensions of space,
time, and the human mind, and was born as Jinbei in the One Piece world.
-ladies and gents, i think we all know who the next strawhat needs to be.
-Yes fishfodder. Jinbei better be scary.
-So Wada falls and knocks nami over by the wind pressure of his fat ass hitting the floor
-Sanji is not pleased
-he kicks Wada in the head
-fishfodder are in awe
! MATCH UP #1
WADATSUMI VS. SANJI & JINBEI
! -Somewhere else in the plaza, Robin is giving fishes huge bitch slaps when she spots something in the
distance.
-Hyouzou is cutting through friend and...well just friend up to this point, with a sword on each hand. And
tentacle.
-He also has lovely white locks now. Everyones joining the bandwagon.
-What will happen if Zeo gets all steriod-y? Will he turn all white? emo zoidburg to angelic zoidburg?!
-Well. Wow. An alcoholic , a drug user, and also A OCTOPUS WITH SWORDS EVERYWHERE
-The sword octopus says he can feeeeeel the power flowing through him, and really wants to cut something.
-his says this while sporting his very own raep-face....with blush-circles.
-...
-you know what. Those aren't steroids. They're Viagra. All they've been doing after taking the pills is smile
creepily at EVERYTHING THEY SEE.
-sword octopus runs after Robin
-OH NO...
-OH SHIT..!!!!
-RUN ROBIN RUUUUN!!!!
-TENTACLES AND WOMAN DON'T GO WELL TOGETHER!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
-that was close. Thank you Zoro.
-wait...do you hear that?
-listen....
-thats the sound....of a million ZoRo fans fangasming.
! MATCH UP #2
HYOUZOU VS. ZORO
! ZORO : "He MIGHT make a good "Warm Up" before we enter the New World"
! -hyouzou's response?
! HYOUZOU : "UIIIIIII~!!!
! -HORNY OUT OF HIS MIND
! -CHAPTER END
! Hody Raep-face count this chapter : 5
the fourth one is worth a thousand though.
! ~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~
! HYOUZOU : "Youuuuu'rrrrrreee my o-HIC-pponent?"
! ZORO : "Hmph. I true swordsman doesn't allow the drink to cloud the mind."
! HYOUZOU : "yoooooouuuu'reeeee pwreeeeeeeeeetty"
! ZORO : "No words can- wait what?"
! HYOUZOU : " I just wanna -HIC- Touch you~ with MY BODY UIIIIIII~~"
! ZORO : "WHAT?! !! DONT TOUCH ME! R-R-Robin, a little help-"
! ROBIN : "No."
! ZORO : "GOD DAMN IT WOMAN!!!!"
! ROBIN : "I suggest you put your shirt back on."
! ZORO : "DAAAAAAAAMN IIIIIIIITTTTTTT AAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!"Stop, I'm in a library and people are already starting to stare at me for giggling creepily in my little cubicle. <3
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there are pirate symbols on the Noah..skulls
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Stop, I'm in a library and people are already starting to stare at me for giggling creepily in my little cubicle. <3
http://www.apforums.net/showthread.php?t=33923&page=13
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Cover page….ooh, a Jugon, Tetracotta, Chaka, Pell.....and of course, Igharam.
Wow, Hodi's knocking Decken around like a rag doll......pretty foolish of the latter to attack.
Luffy stopping Hodi and subsequently, his determination to "protect everything" was good, but honestly Jinbei stole the show. He went from choking fodder....to taking down an opponent 5 times his size with one attack....match-ups look promising.
I was expecting and hoping Robin would fight Hyouzou, but Zoro intervened.....bah, not too bad I guess.
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Luffy's mystery teacher on the island.
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Chapter 639 Mock-Review
enjoy~
! ONE PIECE 639
! "Protect Everything" OR "Someone should make a .gif of all the raep-faces hody makes"
! -we start of with From The Decks Of The World #23 Alabasta kingdom - New clothes for this year's reverie
! -we see pell, chaka, Igaram and histwinwife, a random girl (or maybe she isn't..its Oda after all) and a
kung-fu dugong all… in a....... fitting room....
......
that sounded wrong.
! REWITE:
-invincible bird-man Pell and jackal guy Chaka are getting new clothes for the Reverie with the help of igarams
wife and another girl while igaram tells them of the strawhats big comeback. Also kung-fu Dugong.
! -notice, dear readers, that while chaka has igarams gender bent clone measuring his waist, pell has the
cute girl measuring hisscarchest.
! - you now know why Oda kept pell alive with a huge scar. For the ladies.
! -also, HOLY MUSTACHE IGARAM.
! -Also also, the fact that they are getting ready for the reverie is sort of promising. After all, most of the crew
regard Vivi as a member of the crew. Long distance relationship, but a relationship none-the-less. I think it
would be awesome if we saw her with the crew again, if just to see her see them set off into the new world.
But really, I wanna see how she would react to the new crew members. Especially Robin. Because of the
whole…you know... "Destroy your country" thing. But that's probably not gonna happen, seeing as how the
Reverie takes place in Noble-Land. But I can dream, can't I?
! TO THE BAT-MO-CHAPTER
! -We continue on from last week's chapter with Hody stabbing VD with the trident.
-Ursula would be proud. But her trident was better. It shots lasers.
-"Hody lashes out!! what is his intent...?!" At this point, he's probably doing it for laughs.
-VD starts pulling out the trident while also holding Hody's shoulder.
-He pulls out completely in the following panel.
-Now a moment of your time. I've said before that VD, being a fish with 4 legs, probably has 2 butts. And
with this panel, you can try to imagine how that phenomenon would look like.
-Hody's thinking it too. Look at his face.
-VD is not pleased.
-with the stabbing or the inappropriate staring.
-VD then flings an axe. Yes, axe. Very...big axe...that he pulled...
-....
-rereads a few chapters
-analyzes drawings
-....
-out of one of his asses.
-VD expresses his surprise.
! VD : "What the hell are you trying to pull?!"
that's what she said
Hody: "Seriously? You did the exact same thing no more than 20 minutes ago. The boat came out of
no where, i almost shat myself. But whatever its actually a great idea! IM GOING TO GET RID OF FISHMAN
ISLAND! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IM GONNA GET RID OF THE FISHMAN DISTRICT BUT WHATEVER
HURRY UP AND DIE NOW!!"
! -poor poor Hody.. now i know he's going insane. Those drugs are really doing a number on his brain cells.
I can practically here them fizzle away.
-He went from "make fish people strong" to "JUST KILL EVERYBODY" in less than 20 chapters.
-And if you think about it, in One Piece time, that's like.....half a day.
! -FI is also starting to look like Oda's take of a "Say no to drugs" program.
! "Hey kids. If you take drugs, you will turn into a giant white shark with hairy legs, no eyebrows, and bad
fashion sense that will start stabbing people with a giant trident all while you're face is stuck in a permanent
state of 'I murdered somebody and i liked it TeeHee' giving you no chance to have anything less than
an execution sentence by your fellow jury in a court of law.
This program is paid for and endorsed by the Tea Party. "
-SAY THAT 3 TIMES FAST
! -ANYWAY
-Hody starts taking with "we"s which was is a bit confusing at first. He says things like "We must " and
"We can" and "Let us". I thought "Why say that when you know that VD is dying?" But i figured that Hody
is probably losing it. Along with that, he says he's going to destroy everything, and kill the straw hats
even though hes killing tens of thousands of henchmen to do it because he can always get more slaves
later on.
-Hody is starting to become more and more intimidating as a villain.
-VD says he doesn't care fore a single thing he said, and that he is going to kill him
-VD attacks with his knife-sandles
-VD has lovely ballerina legs
-Seriously cover his 2 legs that are on the floor with your hand. He looks half man, half woman.
-The axe comes back with a vengeance.
-Hody notices the axe, and instead of just dodging, he bites VD hand, preforms a over shoulder throw
with his TEETH, and use the axe to rip right through VD. Next time a guy shows up behind me with a gun,
im doing the same thing to the nearest person available.
-Hody is becoming one demented fish.
-Also, i think he died this time you guys…Last panel shows the axe slowing down to the ground. Also, the
AXE THROUGH THE BODY.
-...
.............
-or is there a reason the cover story has Pell in it.....
....
.
! -Hody laughs and decides its time to kill boobhoshi.
! Hody : " hmm lets see my to do list...
(1) gather lots of slaves. check
(2) take over plaza. check
(3) kill neptune. ..... ..... ...... damn it..
(4) kill strawhat. .........FFFFFFFUUUUUU-
(5) kill the princess. ...Meh, guess i'll just jump to this one.
! -So our drugged out fish villain swims after boobhoshi.
-He takes out the 2 prices "guarding" the princess by front-rolling and using his scythe blade to cut them
up
-boobhoshi yells out to her bros, and Hody continues to look menacing. Bros tell their sis to run.
! -In the next panel Hody is... on top..of...
REWRITE
-In the next panel Hody is pulling...shirahoshis hair.... while...
REWRITE
-In the next panel shirahoshi screams while....
! GOD DAMN IT
THE HELL WITH IT
! -Hody then puts on the most scariest raep-face i have ever seen drawn. I mean, i thought Gender-bent
nami and robin had scary faces, but this one takes the cake
! -Shirahoshi, how does one show her tears IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
! -Luffy is pissed. So am I. That hair must have been hell growing out that long. And a pain in the ass to
take care of. You don't pull a woman's hair, Hody. Fishstick move.
-Luffy shows us a new move
! Luffy : "Gomu Gomu No Snake Shot!!!"
! -Luffy extends his hand in a snake like motion and hits Hody's chest with his fingers.
-Hody's ribs crack
-Is that a piercing attack? I dont see any holes on Hody's chest....
-Shiraboobs gets rescued, if for a moment
! -Also, Luffy's ride is running out of gas
-This might mean we'll get to see a fight without the 3rd prince around
! Hody : "This is the deep sea you INFERIOR LIFE FORM!!! You wont win, I WILL! SOMEONE LIKE
YOU INST CAPABLE OF PROTECTING ANYTHING!!!"
! -says the fish that got beat around by a 19 year old rubber boy just 15 minutes before.
! Luffy : "NO...I will protect everything!!! I spent those two years for that reason!!!!
! -luffy looks ready to kick ass.
-Luffy's eyes are interesting in this panel. We only say those eyes when he's at the peak of his anger. We
never saw him have that look with a smile before.
! -We pan out to see how our friends in the plaza are doing
-Giant fishman is crying because he got dumped by VD
-Wow, everyone in VD crew must take rejection pretty hard.
-To solve this problem and get the dude on their side, I-would-make-a-great-emo-sweater Zeo tells him
that he misheard VD, and that he actually said "Take care of the plaza for me"
-he believes it
-zeo gives him a energy steroid.
-wha? what's one tiny little pill going to help if you give it to a giant fi-
-....
-i've heard of being allergic to medication... but ..sensitive?
-Im pretty sure thats what the gag is supposed to be. silly mangastream
-So big hairy fish KOs the kraken and the poor thing twitches in pain. His face while twitching,
however, is hilarious.
-a random fish, points and tells Wadatsumi to beat up Jinbei.
! JINBEI : "Damn. Didn't even get to choke that guy."
! -Wada goes in for the punch
-nami calls out to Jinbei to look out ...."Jinbei-chan".....hmmmm
-silly nami. Jinbei already seeeeeeeEEEOOOOHHHHHHOLY CRAP
R...R...R.RRRRRRROUNDHOUSE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
-THE BREAKING OF THE FINGERS
-MY GOD
-Its official. After his death on Way of the Dragon, Chuck Norris came back to life with 2 souls. One to
carry on his life in the human world. The second flew into the sky, broke through dimensions of space,
time, and the human mind, and was born as Jinbei in the One Piece world.
-ladies and gents, i think we all know who the next strawhat needs to be.
-Yes fishfodder. Jinbei better be scary.
-So Wada falls and knocks nami over by the wind pressure of his fat ass hitting the floor
-Sanji is not pleased
-he kicks Wada in the head
-fishfodder are in awe
! MATCH UP #1
WADATSUMI VS. SANJI & JINBEI
! -Somewhere else in the plaza, Robin is giving fishes huge bitch slaps when she spots something in the
distance.
-Hyouzou is cutting through friend and...well just friend up to this point, with a sword on each hand. And
tentacle.
-He also has lovely white locks now. Everyones joining the bandwagon.
-What will happen if Zeo gets all steriod-y? Will he turn all white? emo zoidburg to angelic zoidburg?!
-Well. Wow. An alcoholic , a drug user, and also A OCTOPUS WITH SWORDS EVERYWHERE
-The sword octopus says he can feeeeeel the power flowing through him, and really wants to cut something.
-his says this while sporting his very own raep-face....with blush-circles.
-...
-you know what. Those aren't steroids. They're Viagra. All they've been doing after taking the pills is smile
creepily at EVERYTHING THEY SEE.
-sword octopus runs after Robin
-OH NO...
-OH SHIT..!!!!
-RUN ROBIN RUUUUN!!!!
-TENTACLES AND WOMAN DON'T GO WELL TOGETHER!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
-that was close. Thank you Zoro.
-wait...do you hear that?
-listen....
-thats the sound....of a million ZoRo fans fangasming.
! MATCH UP #2
HYOUZOU VS. ZORO
! ZORO : "He MIGHT make a good "Warm Up" before we enter the New World"
! -hyouzou's response?
! HYOUZOU : "UIIIIIII~!!!
! -HORNY OUT OF HIS MIND
! -CHAPTER END
! Hody Raep-face count this chapter : 5
the fourth one is worth a thousand though.
! ~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~
! HYOUZOU : "Youuuuu'rrrrrreee my o-HIC-pponent?"
! ZORO : "Hmph. I true swordsman doesn't allow the drink to cloud the mind."
! HYOUZOU : "yoooooouuuu'reeeee pwreeeeeeeeeetty"
! ZORO : "No words can- wait what?"
! HYOUZOU : " I just wanna -HIC- Touch you~ with MY BODY UIIIIIII~~"
! ZORO : "WHAT?! !! DONT TOUCH ME! R-R-Robin, a little help-"
! ROBIN : "No."
! ZORO : "GOD DAMN IT WOMAN!!!!"
! ROBIN : "I suggest you put your shirt back on."
! ZORO : "DAAAAAAAAMN IIIIIIIITTTTTTT AAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!"Thank you for honoring the mighty mustache of Igaram. Mustaches are especially important in OP culture, you know. The whole series started with an awesome 'stache.
Oh, yeah, at the end there… did you just imply that Zoro is a woman? For a story designed for kids, there's plenty of moments, anime or manga, that give psychosexual analysts a run for their balls.
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Great chapter, liking the match-ups.
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Really hoped for a moment that Robin might be the one to fight Hyouzou, that would have been interesting with the multiple limbs factor….
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How would Robin have fought a doped-up blue-ring octopus merman swordsman, when her only means of attacking are susceptible to both swords and poison? It would've been like Luffy's first fight with Magellan, except with three swords.
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Thank you for honoring the mighty mustache of Igaram. Mustaches are especially important in OP culture, you know. The whole series started with an awesome 'stache.
Oh, yeah, at the end there… did you just imply that Zoro is a woman? For a story designed for kids, there's plenty of moments, anime or manga, that give psychosexual analysts a run for their balls.
literallyLol no not at all! Im implying that taking drugs and drinking alcohol at the same time probably blurs the line of gender, unfortunately for Zoro.
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I enjoyed Robin's general indifference to a multi armed swordsman rapidly slashing his way towards her.
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Robin fandom is running high…she was never going to have a chance against Hyouzou. He was Zoro's opponent the second he appeared.
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Hm, now that I think about it, is there a thread specific for psychosexual literary analysis of One Piece? It'd kind of be like the Out of Context Thread in the General OP section, but with more intellectual thought.
I know about the rape thread that a certain member long ago had created, and that is completely different from my point.Psychosexual analysis, what I like to call a social-acceptably named excuse to think about perverted things in your favorite stories. If there is no thread, I don't know if I want to start one.
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This chapter was awesome. The thing that always makes me laugh is that while Luffy name's his shots, he doesn't say which one it is until after he's already hit you with it. Also snake shot it awesome, I'm glad to see he has some brand new techniques. I am looking forward to Zoro vs Hyouzou but I wish this chapter had focused a little more on Luffy, still this was just a set up to all those individual battles which will be a great deal of fun.
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Robin fandom is running high…she was never going to have a chance against Hyouzou. He was Zoro's opponent the second he appeared.
This is true, but I can also hear the RobinxZoro fanboys squealing right now with this chapter
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Chapter 639 Mock-Review
-Hody notices the axe, and instead of just dodging, he bites VD hand, preforms a over shoulder throw
with his TEETH, and use the axe to rip right through VD.That was an awesome knife kick, which is done with the leg.
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Two words: Kali maaaa!!!!!
Cover your heart Hody, cover your heart!
I can't be the only here who thought of this when Luffy's new attack appeared.
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Robin fandom is running high…she was never going to have a chance against Hyouzou. He was Zoro's opponent the second he appeared.
That's kinda true…..with the way the scene was going, I thought, in that moment, Robin would fight him.
But honestly, her uncaring reaction to Hyouzou rampaging towards her was amusing.
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That's kinda true…..with the way the scene was going, I thought, in that moment, Robin would fight him.
Really, from the first second he apeared I was just waiting for Zoro to appear, I barely noticed Robin was even there (that was my initial skim through when I'm just trying to devour the chapter as quickly as possible).
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Saw the chapter!
Not bad! Liking the match ups so far.
I wonder who Robin's gonna fight?
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That was an awesome knife kick, which is done with the leg.
Ah, I see! It was a bit confusing. He had 2 legs too many, and they were very feminine. thank you for pointing it out
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Saw the chapter!
Not bad! Liking the match ups so far.
I wonder who Robin's gonna fight?
16 chars of Enel. :ninja:
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an opponent 5 times his size
5 times…? >_>
It may be closer to 500 than to 50.
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