Dagwood owns because of the really obvious pointless modern references.
"Gosh! We could use these cell phones to really lick Hitler good!"
Naruto and Bleach: Let's put this thread to bed I
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Anyway, let's talk about why this chapter of Naruto was so freaking awful.
-"That genjutsu is an order to protect the village of Konoha." -Okay, so overriding Kabuto's control I get, but shouldn't this new command be making him immediately protect Konoha in whatever way he can? It looks like it's just given him free will. Shouldn't he be going off to fight all of Kabuto/Madara's forces instead of just standing around and expositing everything?
-Okay, seriously, what is up with this Shisui dude. He's only been mentioned once or twice, but apparently he was the best genjutsu user in the whole Uchiha clan? Why does he have a special jutsu that no other Uchiha has? How does this fit in with anything?
-"I rigged that crow so it would react to my Mangekyo Sharingan." -All right, I know this has been brought up before, but how does zombie Itachi still have a sharingan? Does this mean there are effectively two sets of Itachi's eyes running around?
-"I embedded the command "protect Konoha" as a genjutus into Shisui's eye." -Umm…how? And furthermore how did he "rig the crow." Oh right, it's ninja magic, so they can do anything that's convenient for the plot.
-"If the brother I left behind became a threat to the village, as the keeper of Shisui's eye, it would mean I betrayed his trust." -...........WHAT?!!!! How does that follow anything you were talking about? What does that have to do with self-sacrifice or you safeguarding Shisui's eye?
-"I believed Sasuke would transplant my eyes." -Already mentioned before, but why would you believe that? Weren't you trying to keep Sasuke away from the path of vengeance and power-hungriness?
-"Shisui's Mangekyo requires at least another decade to activate, discounting Senju Hashirama's chakra, unlikely as that is." .......Hoo boy this is a doozy. Okay, aside from the arbitrariness of the 10 year limit, which is a completely transparent plot convience, how the hell did anyone ascertain that Hashirama's chakra reduced the limit on Shisui's Mangekyo? I mean, I know people have been making a big deal about his chakra recently, but what does his chakra have to do with the Sharingan? And if I understand correctly, this is a very specific technique that only person is able to use. So how did anyone come to the conclusion of, "Hey, let's take the chakra of this powerful shinobi dude and apply it to a technique that only this one Uchiha dude is able to use, despite the fact that Hashirama's chakra has shown to have no effect on any other Sharingan technique............well waddya know?! It worked!" Seriously, I must be missing something here, because this makes no goddamn sense.
-Oh, and not to mention that Itachi's entire plan is mind control. As in free-will-destroying mind control. This is what he wants to do to his little brother whom he supposedly loved (well, I guess it fits in with massacring his clan right in front of him)? And we're supposed to see this as a noble act?
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Oh, right, we hate Sasuke.
And the lamb lies down on Broadway
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Considering Itachi had Sharingan and Nagato still had Rinnegan (Madara took it from him after he defeated Konan yes?) the Jinnchuriki zombies will still have the Tailed Beasts in them too
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Beginning Arc-Training Arc
Soul Society Arc- Rescue Arc
Vizard Arc- Training Arc
Hueco Mundo Arc- Rescue Arc
Filthy War Arc- Filthy War Arc
See the pattern?Next week the meteor destroys everything.
7 years later a boy staring at the sea.
Konohamaru's adventure begins.
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Robby this is by far your greatest creation thank you.
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Beginning Arc-Training Arc
Soul Society Arc- Rescue Arc
Vizard Arc- Training Arc
Hueco Mundo Arc- Rescue Arc
Filthy War Arc- Filthy War Arc
See the pattern?Well, when you have the creativity of a gnat, you can't do much outside of basic tropes and capitalizing on the Marineford Arc.
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Urahara should've just swooped in, killed notAizen and notCrocodile, and give the shinigami badge back to Ichigo.
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Kubo loves using the same facial expressions and designs-
On a side note, Kishi is doing a karaoke night-
Next week the meteor destroys everything.
7 years later a boy staring at the sea.
Konohamaru's adventure begins.
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On a side note, Kishi is doing a karaoke night-
http://blogbagatela.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/kishimoto.jpgKishimoto can sing???
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He only knows the old Spider-man theme. Instead of Spiderman, he uses Naruto.
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Kishimoto looks so lame
You understand a lot about his treatment of female characters when you take a look at his fat inadequate sheep face
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I honestly can't get the mental image of Kishi singing the Kakuranger theme impassionedly to a bunch of drunken businessmen out of my head now.
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Zak it's alright if you have fat inadequate sheep face.
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Glad to know you don't judge by appearances.
It's just that his looks are a perfect fit to the kind of garbage he writes
It makes so much sense in context
You ugly fuck
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Meh Kishi can't write for shit, then again neither can Kubo but atleast he is a good artist. it is a sad day when Naruto goes as low as bleach. Kishi fucked up this story good.
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If that's how you want to view it. I just don't think someone should insult a person for their looks when it's their writing that they hate.
You can't hate someone's writing and looks at same time?
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If that's how you want to view it. I just don't think someone should insult a person for their looks when it's their writing that they hate.
Kishimoto is so stupid looking he should just die.
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You can't hate someone's writing and looks at same time?
Hm. I guess I just don't like insulting the way someone looks. I'm fine and sometimes like poking fun at the way certain people look, but just insulting the way someone looks isn't really funny to me. I guess I think there're certain times where I think bad jokes can go too far sometimes like saying how Kubo or Kishi should go die in a ditch. I think their manga is crap, but I don't have anything against them personally though Kubo can come off as pretty arrogant it seems when I hear about him.
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@Monkey:
Kishimoto is so stupid looking he should just die.
Never saw Kishi's face. Afraid to look as he might be a ugly fuck. Any way, Kubo face is hillarious. His face has got troll written all over it.
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Never saw Kishi's face. Afraid to look as he might be a ugly fuck. Any way, Kubo face is hillarious. His face has got troll written all over it.
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/127/166946-kubo05_super.jpgAdmittedly, I like making fun of Kubo's sunglasses with his trolling in the manga, and arrogance I sometimes hear about.
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Oda eiichiro in all his glory
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And his wife!
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Now I'm curious what Kishi's wife looks like though nobody seems to know who she is.
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The Great Society.
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Naruto is still better than BLEACH, which of course isn't saying much, but the distinction must be made. At least Naruto has a core. BLEACH is just empty in every way.
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Naruto is still better than BLEACH, which of course isn't saying much, but the distinction must be made. At least Naruto has a core. BLEACH is just empty in every way.
Maybe that's why it's called Bleach. Sanitized to a nice white shiny blandness.
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Oda eiichiro in all his glory
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8TL06p1TjnE/TR5wbH_o1-I/AAAAAAAACJU/M5MjETERbFg/s640/8fa0a9770a2a5034b051b9f2.jpgFuck yeah. There's mah boy.
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Oh, look. I found another picture of "her".
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I don't like Naruto myself, but I don't think it deserves to be lumped with Bleach.
There's a tier or two of difference between the two, and it's obvious which crap is in the lower one.
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Sometimes it feels like they're competing to see which one can be crappier that particular week.
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Bleach is pretty consistently worse than Naruto. Naruto has at least a plot even if it's a bad plot. Bleach is just one event after another to keep it going. It just happens that both chapters this week were particularly horrendous.
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I feel like the difference between Naruto and Bleach is the difference between a cat throwing up on your lap or on your head.
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I feel like the difference between Naruto and Bleach is the difference between a cat throwing up on your lap or on your head.
Wow…
I almost want to sig this...
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I would sig it, but I don't think there's enough room in my current signature set.
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I don't like Naruto myself, but I don't think it deserves to be lumped with Bleach.
There's a tier or two of difference between the two, and it's obvious which crap is in the lower one.This^. Naruto is mediocre to below average at times, Bleach is a fucking joke always.
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My first time in six years posting in or reading one of these threads. Congratulations.
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I feel like the difference between Naruto and Bleach is the difference between a cat throwing up on your lap or on your head.
This…is great...lol. Ah made my evening even better.
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I feel like the difference between Naruto and Bleach is the difference between a cat throwing up on your lap or on your head.
Ha! This was pretty awesome.
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There was a time back in the day when Naruto was actually a good series.
The same can't be said for Bleach no matter how people try to defend the Soul Society arc…even at its very best it was little more than a cluster of generic tropes with some decent designs.
With Naruto it's like the cat was loving at first but then turned feral and then violently ill, whereas with Bleach the cat was a lazy morbidly obese cripple from the start that just kept losing more and more of its vital functions as it continually vomited all over you.
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There was a time back in the day when Naruto was actually a good series.
The same can't be said for Bleach no matter how people try to defend the Soul Society arc…even at its very best it was little more than a cluster of generic tropes with some decent designs.
With Naruto it's like the cat was loving at first but then turned feral and then violently ill, whereas with Bleach the cat was a lazy morbidly obese cripple from the start that just kept losing more and more of its vital functions as it continually vomited all over you.
while i agree….. who are you again?
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while i agree….. who are you again?
Oh I was active here a few years ago but now I just pop my head in once in a blue moon. You probably wouldn't remember me.
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With Naruto it's like the cat was loving at first but then turned feral and then violently ill, whereas with Bleach the cat was a lazy morbidly obese cripple from the start that just kept losing more and more of its vital functions as it continually vomited all over you.
Ultimately, it would be a kindness if both were to be put down.
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Well, at least Naruto's going to end soon. When that happens, Bleach will just be left to fester in its own juices until it's either cancelled or Kubo gets bored with it and moves on.
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I have only one thing to say about Naruto. It's about the true heart and soul of Naruto, who for some reason never does anything. Rock Lee. The character from Naruto who I really wish was in One Piece or some other decent manga.
Edit: And yes. Naruto isn't good by any means, but Bleach is bottom of the barrel awful.
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Well, at least Naruto's going to end soon. When that happens, Bleach will just be left to fester in its own juices until it's either cancelled or Kubo gets bored with it and moves on.
I can give Kishi respect for at least wanting to end Naruto unlike Kubo who is just a black hole in my eyes.
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@Kareem:
I have only one thing to say about Naruto. It's about the true heart and soul of Naruto, who for some reason never does anything. Rock Lee. The character from Naruto who I really wish was in One Piece or some other decent manga.
Edit: And yes. Naruto isn't good by any means, but Bleach is bottom of the barrel awful.
I'm so happy that Rock Lee has his own spin-off manga. Actually, scratch that.
Naruto is actually a crappy spin-off of Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth.I can give Kishi respect for at least wanting to end Naruto unlike Kubo who is just a black hole in my eyes.
What bothers me the most is how he plans to end it. The least Kishi could do is try and end it properly, i.e. Sasuke/Naruto suffers a horrible, gruesome death.
