Rule #16: Vast amounts of homoerotic subtext are needed at every interval in order to capture the lucrative fangirl market that will make Kishimoto sensei lots and lots of money $$$
Bart Simpson Thread XI: The Movie - The Manga Adaption - The Animation
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Rule #17 - When in doubt, kill off a character for the drama
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@Cyan:
Rule #17 - When in doubt, kill off a character for the drama
Kishi has killed off characters and brought them back. So he sort of failed in this rule as of late. Also this Edo garbage is such an @sspull
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@Cuddles:
Rule #9: Rules and subplots were made to be forgotten.
Gekko who?
One more rule and we have a set of commandments.…..who? :wassat:
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Rule #18: Character with a blurry past? Make them related to Naruto in some way.
@Cyan:
Rule #17 - When in doubt, kill off a character for the drama
Kishi has killed off characters and brought them back. So he sort of failed in this rule as of late. Also this Edo garbage is such an @sspull
That can be rule 19: That character was pretty popular when they were alive, I'll have them resurrected!
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Rule 19: Kishi is allowed to create plain characters that narutards worship!!
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Rule #20: If you have a vagina you are no longer important.
Rule #21: If you look like you have a vagina but don't you are better looking than 90% of the other actual vagina havers.
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Rule #22 - Foreshadowing is for pussies.
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Rule #23 Throwing stars and kunais are merely decoration.
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Rule #24 Make a timeskip thats worst then the original
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Rule #24 Make a timeskip thats worst then the original
Rule #25: this isn't a rule, it's actually a log.
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Rule #26: All messages and themes of the series must be somehow contradicted post-timeskip.
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Rule #27, when in doubt, add more characters! (Wait… that's a bleach one!)
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Rule #28: All chakra is limited unless it's not.
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Rule #27, when in doubt, add more characters! (Wait… that's a bleach one!)
It applies to Naruto too, though admittedly to a lesser extent.
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Rule #29, Major massacres are non important. Just pee about them.
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Rule #30: Do not save the best for last !
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…..who? :wassat:
The guy with the fiance.
Rule #31: No one cares about the surrounding world unless you need to a war to wrap things up.
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Who said Naruto Rules starts from 1?
Naruto Rule #0: betch all you want I don't give a sh*t.
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rule #32 when in doubt, Sharingan hacks
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Rule #33: Flashbacks have way more impact if you add some frog suits.
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rule#34 any and all characterization is to be thrown out the window
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So, what are your predictions for the next chapter, or the arc for that matter?
rock lee opening the eighth gate and utterly destroying the narutovers and then a spin-off from Naruto: Rock Lee's wasteland adventures
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rock lee opening the eighth gate and utterly destroying the narutovers and then a spin-off from Naruto: Rock Lee's wasteland adventures
So he went back in time to do Fist of the North Star?
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Rule 35: It's okay to have a plot that makes no sense if a character in the series points out the flaws in logic.
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I wonder why Madara is hiding his mug. We have already seen Madara getting his ass handed by the tree sprouting guy. Common Kishi break the suspense.
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Rule 36 : Copy/Paste Naruto's face in every new character.
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Guys, something weird happened:
New Naruto chapter is out. On a Tuesday. Before One piece :sad:
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I don't read Naruto, but more Gaara drama? Okay…
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That's one ugly baby.
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Hey, Mangastream has a new player and don't cut the pages up. Cool!
And Kishimoto forgetting how to draw women finally came in handy by making Yashamaru look like a guy!
Ok just finished the chapter:
Yashamaru lied about Gaara'smom not loving him. Whaaaaa-?
Gaara showed emotion. Whaaaaaa-?
Fight was totally lackluster. FFFFFFFFF- but not surprising.
http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/75426197/17
Whaaaaa-?
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"A father's confession! Why now?"
Why now, indeed…
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Seriosly, those revived Jinchuuriki with both Sharingan and Rinnegan look creepy as hell when coloured. I'd run if I ever saw something like that… Actually liked this chapter, since I like Gaara. But, seriously, the "your mother truly loves you" "she will always protect you" stuff is like Harry Potter. And shit.
"A father's confession! Why now?"
Why now, indeed…
Yeah. Why now?!
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Lacking chapter but it could be worse ,next chapter gaara dad probably disappears because he can trust is son or something like that,still dont understand why kabuto doenst wipe they´re minds so far the only person who couldnt fight back was chouji(and that didnt last long).I hope the other kage´s do something next chap but i doubt it (too bad we dont get info prior to this about kages).
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@Cyan:
Rule #22 - Foreshadowing is for pussies.
This applies perfectly to this week's chapter.
I so don't give a shit anymore.
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Guys? Gaara's mother truly loved him… Respect that! :cwy:
You never fail to disappoint us Kishimoto. Good old boy.
Oh, there was actually something good about this week's chapter. Mizukage is getting funny. -
Chapter was pretty good, most random part was a thousand fodder ninjas chargng on fucking kages ..
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Rule #37: Along the way have a spin-off with a very popular character and eventually have it surpass the original.
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Did Kishi just retcon the most emotionally heartwrenching part of Gaaras flashback- nay, his entire character?!!
Gaaras mother loved him?! His uncle didn't want to kill him!?!
Gaaras flashback is dead to me now.
GLOSSY FUCKING BLACK
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I knew it! Kishi is making it so that the now dead people only loved and wanted to protect everyone. Even including Gaaras dad who was made out to be cruel is now shown as compassionate and kind. I would like to think back to part 1 where Gaara spent his childhood with this idiot, he honestly believed and was convinced his dad was doing it just to create the perfect tool. And for the destiny theme, it worked. Now it seems that everyone is kind no matter what, and that there's just evil seperating a few from everyone. Its so obvious its almost fun to read, since how the **** can anyone put this into a manga, and try to tell the readers peace and justice is with us, just that there are some evil bastards taking it from us.
Yeah, if he's going to start focusing on that everyone is already naturally kind and loving, from a ninja village powergame - he might as well go all the way. He could just point out it was Uchiha greed that began this entire world cycle and that they are all to blame!… didnt he already do that though?
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@The:
Did Kishi just retcon the most emotionally heartwrenching part of Gaaras flashback- nay, his entire character?!!
Gaaras mother loved him?! His uncle didn't want to kill him!?!
Gaaras flashback is dead to me now.
GLOSSY FUCKING BLACK
Rule #6: Make it up as you go!
Pretty much sums it up I'd say/
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What a way to totally ruin a decent character… I mean this completely changes-argh forget it. Kishi you just suck!
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This chapter sucks. Why did Kishimoto-sensei have to do this?
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HEY, TEMARI!!
Didja have a nice conversation with your dad?
OH WAIT.Aaaand there was a fight that actually looked somewhat cool, and it's interrupted by some B.S. sob-story.
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The Mizukage was funny this chapter, but that's it.
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WTF was Mangastream thinking about releasing Naruto first ? Now, they have a bug…
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I know that we were saving it for Sasuke's redemption, but fuck it!
I nominate this chapter for the god damn heart ranking. -
Shitty chapter, lame flashback and ending, Mizukage tried to be funny and Mummy Kage being scolded by the others only because he have a real vision of what to do after war.
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It's hard to think which of the two wants to see end Naruto quicker: Me or Kishi.