Netherlands: Man! Anyone else having issues with these immigrants?
Denmark: Dude tell me about it!
Austria: I can hardly count all the people sending in VISAs! Sheesharootie!
Norway: It's getting to kind of be a big pain honestly.
Moldova: Wow! I wish people wanted to come here….instead all of my youth population who should be pushing my economy leave to work elsewhere to escape the crumbling infrastructure and dead end jobs. But it's cool, keep talking about having immigrants, maybe if I hear enough details I can experience what it's like in my dreams. :happy:
Denmark: Uh…I don't know if I feel like it anym-
Moldova: No please go on! Please! Seriously please.
Eurovision Songcontest - Germany 2011
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You should write a comic series with countries.
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Scotland: Hey guys, new Human Development Index is out! Check it out!
Italy: Maaan… we are looking good!
Finland: Green as a meadow! High scores all around braws. Drinks are on me.
England: Hey Ukraine! Great job man! You've joined in the greens!
Ukraine: Thanks, it's still rough and all but I'm gettin' up there.
Spain: Don't worry about it dude, we're with you.
Ukraine: You guys are the best.
Ireland: Wait what's that tiny spot of crappy mustard third world color over there. That guy got an even worse score this year.
France:…Oh I didn't even notice, that's...
Moldova: Hey guys! What're you looking at!
France: Nothing, nothing at all…. -
So, Georgia was the last country… I think the songs this year were awesome, it's hard to predict who will win.
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I was going to say that Moldova isn't that much of a standout if Georgia and Armenia are in Eurovision.
Except it turns out even those are better places to live than Moldova lolllll
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Moldova: Do you guys ever just sit back and watch the developing world's economies pass you by?
France: Um..not rea-
Moldova: It used to make me violently depressed, but then I tried thinking about like I was watching clouds float by!
Spain: Hey that's great why dont w-
Moldova: Woosh! There goes Thailand! Woosh! There goes Sri Lanka! Such fluffy creamy looking clouds! Woosh!
England: Moldova, please….
Moldova: The first time I saw a Sub-Saharan African country pass me I almost ended my life right then and there, but WOOSH, cloud vision! Works everytime!
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Oh god zeph lol.
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Moldova: The crazy part though? You wanna know the crazy part. Sri Lanka having a better economy and HDI than me! And the fact that they have this even though they had a vicious civil war for 30 goddamn years!!! Ain't that a humdinger? Ain't that a humdinger?? Ain't that a humdinger???
England: Moldova please put the knife down.
Moldova: AIN'T THAT A HUMDINGER???
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Holy shit!
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Historian: All right, I'd like to hear your cultural contributions Europe.
England: Shakespeare, Beatles, John Locke.
Greece: Democracy, Realist Art, Western Philosophy
Italy: Leonardo Davinci, Roman Warfare, Seeds of Continental Unity.
Austria: Mozart.
Poland: Chopin.
Russia: Tolstoy.
Sweden: Ingmar Bergman.
Moldova: The Numa Numa song.
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Mai Ya hee~ !
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Come on, Crazy as fuck Moldova Gnomes! Don't let me down!
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This is the first year I've heard such loud heckling, this crowd is annoying.
Germany using Lena again was petty.
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lol at Moldova just singing and farting along with everyone else in Europe like nothing's weird about it.England: Oi mates! Ain't it great to be in Europe?
France: Vive la Europe lol!
Sweden: Word!
Germany: It really is, stability…money...civil society.
Hungary: haha, well some of us could use a bit more money lol.
Poland: But not TOO much! I don't need no loans, I'm gonna be buying YOU the drinks one day Mr. Spain lol.
Spain: I can't wait friend!
Italy: haha, oh you two!
Moldova: I make less money on the average than people who live in Botswana.
England: Oh..um..well, how about them wars in Libya? Boy, good thing we're done with wars.
Bosnia: Yeah, believe me! We're done!
Portugal: Conflict sucks!
Spain: Yeah, my Basques are learning that y'know. Phew!
North Ireland: Same here bro! Peace rules!
Moldova: I have a frozen conflict zone and breakaway state that threatens to erupt again and doubles as a reason that I can't escape my limbo like hell of poverty and isolation.
France:…...cough
Switzerland: uh well….women's rights! We have that in Europe! Yes sir!
Sweden: Who's the one baby.
Denmark: Don't get a big head about it or anything Sweden!
Belgium: Yeah, we're all good on that braw.
Germany: Hell yeah, check my head of state.
Moldova: I'm suffering from a sex trafficing epidemic tied to my deep corruption and mafia issues.
England: ahhh…..
Moldova: So whos up for some bubblegum pop! I know I am!
England: …hell yeah! That's the spirit!
Moldova: I know it keeps me from killing myself!
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Dear god Zeph, dear god… This doesn't happen very often when I'm readin stuff on the Internet. But I'm literally laughing so hard here, that I started to sound like a little whimpering girl. There are tears rolling down my face right now...Oh god dude, whoaahahahaI will now be rooting for moldavia, just cause!
And rewatch the worst entries this year. This will make me stop laughing. -
Whoa!!! Living in Moldova must be awesome!
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Dear god Zeph, dear god… This doesn't happen very often when I'm readin stuff on the Internet. But I'm literally laughing so hard here, that I started to sound like a little whimpering girl. There are tears rolling down my face right now...Oh god dude, whoaahahahaI will now be rooting for moldavia, just cause!
And rewatch the worst entries this year. This will make me stop laughing.Tunisia: All right everyone, this is the first meeting of post-revolutionary Arabia! I've compiled a packet of information on Eastern Europe's experiences with revolution. I'll pass it around.
Egypt: Hmm, yes, I see.
Libya: Right, right.
Syria: Interesting.
Moldova: Hey guys! I heard you wanted some Eastern European advice! What's this packet here?
Tunisia: Nothing it's nothing, you don't need to loo-
Moldova: "How not to end up like Moldova".
Tunisia: I…well you see...we..uh..
Moldova: Naw, it's cool! It's nice to be useful for something hahaha.
Egypt: haha…
Moldova: hahahahaha!
Libya: ha ha…
Moldova: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tunisia: Somebody call security..
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6 minutes in the video and I am feeling depressed… Damn.
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Azerbaijan's song was shit.
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I liked the song. Fair win.
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Azerbaijan's song was shit.
lol if Azerbaijan is considered Europe you might as well have New England in it.
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Ok just tried to listen to Sweden's song as well, but damn that was crappy.
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@Monkey:
lol if Azerbaijan is considered Europe you might as well have New England in it.
Yeah I know, Israel's in it as well.
The tactical voting is always funny.
Denmark's song was brilliant. Neither the UK nor Ireland were gonna win with the entries. Lena is great but she chose a bad track off her album. Moldova got so far from trolling votes. I would've liked to have seen Georgia get higher, I liked her.
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Yeah I know, Israel's in it as well.
The tactical voting is always funny.
You gotta love Greece and Cyprus exchanging the 12's whenever they are both in the finals XD Always makes us crack up. Classic scene from back home during old competitions:
Greece: And our twelve points go to -dramatic pause- Cyprus!
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Azerbaijan seriously???? -.-" This year we had great song but why does Autotune singer and aweful songs/performances get many points???
Switzerland was so much better than Ireland, I can´t believe this hyperactive idiots got so much points.
The same thing with Greece, the opera, Hip Hop combo was just horrible.
I think Ukraine got points because of their sand drawings, however the song wasn´t great.But all in all I´m glad that Moldova, Serbia and Georgia get enough points.
The show was good, but why did they choose Jan Delay for the extra performance??? Peter Fox would had been much better >.> I don´t like Jan, I´m german I have big problems to unterstand what he is singing.
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I was thinking UK would win this..but their live performance was horrible..
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Greece was truly horrible. Sorry Chrissie, hun, but I already read your opinion on that song, so I think it's ok to say it XD
I really liked that they showed little clips of german places. THEY SHOWED MY ISLAND! THEY SHOWED RÜGEN YAAAY ;_;
I wish they would have shown more different places instead mostly just the bigger cities. But eh, whatever.Most songs were boring as fuck. Some were ok.
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Oh so that's the Erik Saade guy everybodys been talking shit about. I can't lie and say it's a great song, but i've heard alot worse.
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It was a nice event overall. It's weird but Estonia (Getter Jaani - Rockefeller Street) kind of got me.
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The same thing with Greece, the opera, Hip Hop combo was just horrible.
Dude. What the fuck? There was no opera in Greece's song. The rap sucked ass but the Zeimpekiko part was great.
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Greece was truly horrible. Sorry Chrissie, hun, but I already read your opinion on that song, so I think it's ok to say it XD
Um hun XD I was talking about Cyprus… We and Greece have different entries. And Cyprus' sucked more.
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The show was good, but why did they choose Jan Delay for the extra performance??? Peter Fox would had been much better >.> I don´t like Jan, I´m german I have big problems to unterstand what he is singing.
…. are you kidding?
Jan Delay is shit and Peter Fox isn't much better.I'd have chosen Beatsteaks or Jennifer Rostock. Or even Seed.
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Um hun XD I was talking about Cyprus… We and Greece have different entries. And Cyprus' sucked more.
oops. sorry. I forgot Cyprus' song by now, lol.
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oops. sorry. I forgot Cyprus' song by now, lol.
It was nothing memorable imo so it's not strange you forgot about it. It didn't even pass in the finals from what I've been told and for a good reason. :P It was so friggin' sappy and boring.
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lol if Azerbaijan is considered Europe you might as well have New England in it.
Algeria, tunisia, egypt, lebanon, jordan, libya and morocco can compete as well if they want to.
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Algeria, tunisia, egypt, lebanon, jordan, libya and morocco can compete as well if they want to.
WHY NOT NEW ENGLAND
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I was thinking UK would win this..but their live performance was horrible..
Were you on narcotics?
Are we done trash talking Sweden yet?
Fuck Sweden.
Azerbaijan seriously???? -.-" This year we had great song but why does Autotune singer and aweful songs/performances get many points???
Lena should've picked a different track. The one she chose didn't have the 'catchyness' of Satellite.
Because we already have one England and we don't know what to do with it? :ninja:
Hits Chrissie with a stolen Gnome hat.
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Italyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Yay!
They come back after 14 years and make it to the second place! xD
I'm really happy that it got so much points, I thought it was to special for the ESC.
Azerbaijan was nice too, congrats!
But Sweden… sorry, I want to puke. Third rank for THIS shit? Oh god...And I'm satisfied that Lena is in the Top 10 =)
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Azerbaijan's song wasn't that good. Most of the songs were dull, actually. (in my opinion, of course).
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WHY NOT NEW ENGLAND
Because we already have one England and we don't know what to do with it? :ninja:
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Because we already have one England and we don't know what to do with it? :ninja:
Replace it with a newer model.
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@Monkey:
Replace it with a newer model.
Ooooh! New is shinyyyyy!
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Most of the songs were very bad, but I really liked Italy's jazz performance, so I'm happy that they got second place.
Best peformance of the night? The opening song with Stefan Raab doing a rockabilly version of Satellite. So much better than the original song. I want a studio version now! xD
I actually like Lena's "Taken by a Stranger" but it just wasn't as catchy as "Satellite", so it was clear from the beginning that Lena wasn't going to win. And I thought it was nonsense to let Lena participate in the contest a second time - I mean did they really think that she would actually win a second time?
I didn't see anything special about Azerbaijan's performance, I thought it was pretty boring. No idea why it won.
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My favorites (by far) were Denmark and Italy. Too bad they didn't make it. At least Italy got second.
I really wanted to see Lena come in last or at least somewhat close to last. I just don't like her (and her song) at all.
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COngrats to Azerbaijan, I mostly really happy for Italy though! That number was rather atypical for the eurovision song contest. Glad it made such a great place! I like the song quite much!
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Tunisia: All right everyone, this is the first meeting of post-revolutionary Arabia! I've compiled a packet of information on Eastern Europe's experiences with revolution. I'll pass it around.
Egypt: Hmm, yes, I see.
Libya: Right, right.
Syria: Interesting.
Moldova: Hey guys! I heard you wanted some Eastern European advice! What's this packet here?
Tunisia: Nothing it's nothing, you don't need to loo-
Moldova: "How not to end up like Moldova".
Tunisia: I…well you see...we..uh..
Moldova: Naw, it's cool! It's nice to be useful for something hahaha.
Egypt: haha…
Moldova: hahahahaha!
Libya: ha ha…
Moldova: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tunisia: Somebody call security..
HAHAHAHA FUCK seriously, people are checking on me from the other room to see what the fuck is going on but I'm unable to recreate the joke! Pertly because of the language barrier, but also because I fall back into fits of laughter! I think I sound just like Moldova in that last sentence!
Pheeewww
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COngrats to Azerbaijan, I mostly really happy for Italy though! That number was rather atypical for the eurovision song contest. Glad it made such a great place! I like the song quite much!
HAHAHAHA FUCK seriously, people are checking on me from the other room to see what the fuck is going on but I'm unable to recreate the joke! Pertly because of the language barrier, but also because I fall back into fits of laughter! I think I sound just like Moldova in that last sentence!
Pheeewww
The really funny thing is most Arab countries already are bigger economies with better living standards than Moldova lol. Including Tunisia and Egypt.
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God I fucking love mocking the complete misfortune of three and a half million people.