General Discussion Thread II

Nami

@Silverblade:

Do I hear sea waves crashing at our place.

hears her name hum? :ninja:

finally the one with text… but I still don't understand.

Flux

Happy Christmas Eve guys.

And Happy Festivus for the rest of ya's.

Cyan D. Funk

Happy Saturnalia bitches.

ChesCa

Seems that gloves are popular in this comic.
I don't mind it. Gloves leave no fingerprints. :devil:

tigerlilly

Haha let the show begin! I have to say Robby looks like a pretty hilarious slightly insane Villain à la Kefka for me.

Robby

You know? Actually? I'm okay with that.
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Kitsune Inferno

Whoever banned MasterKingJC has my gratitude.

In other news, Sealab is on TV right now! :o Chubby Cox…

Cyan D. Funk

Every member in AP liked taboo a lot.
But the Bedfart just north of AP did not.

The Bedfart hated taboo! Hated her every season!
Now please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his muzzle wasn't fixed on just right.
It could be that his fur was just too tight.
But we think the most likely reason of all, was that his e-penis was simply two sizes too small.

But whatever the reason, his e-penis or dues, he stood there on chapter day, hating taboo
Staring down from his den with a sour Bedfarty-frown
At the discussions going on in town.
For he knew ever member in AP below
Was busy now, being watched by taboo

"And she's handing out beatings!" he barked with a fart
"If don't do something now, she'll never depart!"
Then he growled, with his husky paws nervously drumming
"I MUST find a way to keep taboo from coming!"
For soon, he knew…

...All the members down in AP, AGOG to KiShiDo
Would stand close together as the taboo bells were ringing
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And then they'd start SINGING!

They'd sing! And they'd sing!
And they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!
The more the Bedfart thought about the AP-taboo-sing
The more the Bedfart thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
Why for a whole three years I've put up with it now!
I MUST stop taboo from coming!
...But HOW?"

Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
The BEDFART GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

"I know just what to do!"
And he got a quick avatar and sig from taboo
And he chuckled, and he clucked, "What a great Bedfart ruse!"
"With this avatar and signature, I'll look jut like taboo!"

THEN
He loaded up some bags
And some old parts
On a ramshackle sleigh
And he hitched up old Bobart

Then the Bedfart said "Giddyap!"
And the sleigh started down the horn
Towards the threads where the members
Lay a-snooze in their forum

All the threads were dark. Quiet inactivity filled the air.
All the members were dreaming sweet dreams without care
When he came to the first thread in the square
"This is stop number one", the old Bedfart-taboo hissed
And he climbed to the top, empty bags in his fist

Then he slid down the page. A fit that smart.
But if taboo could do, then so could the Bedfart
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two
Then he stuck his head out of the thread's flue
Where all the little member posts hung in a row
"These posts" he grinned "are the first to go!"

Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile unlike most
Around the whole thread, and he deleted every post!
Arguments! And theories! Chew-outs! Floggings!
Videos! Gifs! Memes! And wankings!
And he stuffed them into bags. Then the the Bedfart, very nimbly
Stuffed all the bags, one-by-one, up the chimney!

Then he slunk to the members list. He banned Wagomu!
He banned Insider! He banned Kairou!
He cleaned out those posts as quick as a flash
Why, he banned some random guy named Vash!

Then he stuck all the bannings up a chimney with no dread
"And NOW!" grinned the Bedfart "I will lock the thread!"

And the Bedfart grabbed the thread, and started to shove
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove
He turned around fast, and saw a member!
Little Chrissie, whom he forgot to remember!

The Bedfart had been caught by this little member
Who'd gotten online for a glass of water
She stared at the Bedfart and said "taboo, why"
"Why are you locking our thread? WHY?"

But you know, that old Bedfart was so smart and slick
He thought up a lie and thought it up quick
"Why, my sweet little tot" the fake-taboo lied
"There's a post on this thread that won't show up on one side"
"So I'm taking it back to my panel, my dear"
"I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."

And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head
And he got her a drink and he sent her to bed
And when Chrissie went to bed with her cup
He went to the chimney and stuffed the thread up!

Then the last thing he took
Was the log for the fire
Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar
On the walls he left nothing but hooks, and some wire.

Then
He did the same thing
To the other threads

It was a quarter past dawn...

All the members, still a-bed
All the members, still a-snooze
When he packed up his sled
Packed it together with their accounts! The posts! The pictures!
The fights! The theories! The winners! And the losers!

Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mount Narutofan,
He rode to the tiptop to dump it grand!
"Pooh-pooh to the members!" he was Bedfart-ish-ly humming.
"They're finding out now that no taboo is coming!
"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
"The all the members down in AP will all cry BOO-HOO!"

"That's a noise," grinned the Bedfart,
"That I simply must hear!"
So he paused. And the Bedfart put a hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow...

But the sound wasn't sad!
Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so!
But it WAS merry! VERY!

He stared down at AP!
The Bedfart popped his eyes!
Then he shook!
What he saw was a shocking surprise!

Every member down in AP, the bad and the worse,
Was singing! Without any posts at all!
He HADN'T stopped taboo from coming!
She CAME!
Somehow or other, she came just the same!

And the Bedfart, with his Bedfart-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?
It came without arguments! It came without fans!
"It came without bullshit, dumbasses, or bans!"
And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Bedfart thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe taboo," he thought, "doesn't come from posts like a whore.
"Maybe taboo...perhaps...means a little bit more!"

And what happened then...?
Well...in AP they say
That the Bedfart's small penis
Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his penis didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light
And he brought back the posts! And the threads!
And he...

Was banned on sight, with this as the notice:

stupid dog, you made me look bad - taboo

THE END

trappedolphin

Mr M

this shit is too awesome for me to handle

Robby

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I'd just been teasing about finishing it. But uhm. Yeah.

Awesome.

This now needs to be an annual Christmas eve tradition. Possibly its own thread.

BartArt

Hihihihi awesome!

Hiroy

What a wonderful gift. Less memes! No… Less memes used out of their own context.

Edit: That Christmas cheer brings a tear to my eye.

tigerlilly

Ahahah wow! This made my day! Fantastic work! xD
Cyan, this Christmas I give you my heart.
Hope the very next day you won't give it away!
Goes off to re-read

Wagomu

The very last line had me in stitches. This is truly one of the greatest things I've read on this forum! I give it ten thumbs up.

Silverblade

Beauty never seen before.

C_uggs

On robby :
AWESOME

Hey everyone !!
Is my sig game boring:
no one play it anymore..i fell sad..
Oh
Merry Christmas everyone !!!!!

Flux

I hope you all have a fantastic and safe Christmas with your loved ones.

taboo

He HADN'T stopped taboo from coming!
She CAME!

I did indeed

just now

Chrissie

This was… so amazing. Bravo! BRAVO!!

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Bobjr

I am all alone on Christmas. Boo.

Herodadotus

Thank you, Cyan. Thank you so much.

Nami

@Bobjr:

I am all alone on Christmas. Boo.

come to mirc, we're there for you.

Sakonosolo

I think my computer being at 90 degrees is a bad thing…

Stupid GTAIV. Though I guess it's my fault for adjusting the settings so high. I can't even imagine the monster of a computer that could run it on maximum at a decent temperature.

Insider2000

That was beautiful Cyan.

Thank you.

Sai-chan

Hahaha~ That was adorable. x'D Although, I don't think Chrissie is that gullable. She might've had an axe or something behind her back. Still, so cute~

Kaiolino

First I see that MasterKingCJ is banned (have the mods finally made a stand against GARpwngoat?). Then I see one of the best posts of the year in the form of a beautiful poem.

Best AP Christmas ever.

ChesCa

Feliz Navidad, Cyan.

Badass SnoCone

Hilarious, Cyan!

StrawHatRican

Oh you guys…

xD

THE SEA

I have to say it's a beautiful work, Cyan.

trappedolphin

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Smudger

This post is deleted!

Kitsune Inferno

I came

Smudger

This post is deleted!

Badass SnoCone

@Smudger:

shoop de poop christmas angloop

Sounds like fun.

Smudger

This post is deleted!

Wagomu

Fine, I wanted to avoid conformity, but I'll represent, too.

Gekko135

Wonderful work Cyan. That was a good laugh.

Outerspec

Lmao, that was great indeed. Good work Cyan.

Wagomu

This post is deleted!

OnePark

Great poem. Copyright it now.

THE SEA

@Kaiolino:

First I see that MasterKingCJ is banned (have the mods finally made a stand against GARpwngoat?).

He was only banned for Christmas. Apparently one of Robby's jokes.

Flux

Yeah, pretty awkward now since he can see all this 'backstabbery' that occurred in his absence.

Cyan D. Funk

MasterKingJC's been giving me those "I'm terrible, but I don't care and won't improve"/SGRaaize vibes recently.

Badass SnoCone

@Cyan:

MasterKingJC's been giving me those "I'm terrible, but I don't care and won't improve"/SGRaaize vibes recently.

Recently ?

Cyan D. Funk

@Badass:

Recently ?

Should've seen it coming from the moment he kept the Pwngoat sig after the fall of Blackbeard.

Herodadotus

@Flux:

Yeah, pretty awkward now since he can see all this 'backstabbery' that occurred in his absence.

Ain't backstabbery if we've never been his friend. :ninja:

Robby

@Kaiolino:

First I see that MasterKingCJ is banned

@Aegir:

He was only banned for Christmas. Apparently one of Robby's joke.

That'd be quite the joke since I didn't ban him in the first place.

There's a couple other people I banned over the last couple weeks, and noticed "Oh hey, if I give them just a two week ban, it'll end on Christmas day" so there was some leniency abound, and I imagine a couple other mods may have had the same notion.

Though I don't imagine Murderedboy is going to enjoy the leniency very long.

Sakonosolo

I think we should have a public ban log for ridicule as well as for the mods to post funny ban reasons.