just enjoy itttt.
I don't know, some pages ago I told everybody how insecure I am because of my heritage and sanity and 4-5 pages latter chicks are snuggling their penises.
The paranoid site of me is afraid and but the euphoric one is pretty amused.
I need to sleep.
me too. And sex.
Not a big fan.
Here's an amusing story regarding that:
While I've never had a girlfriend, I have come close to about 4 different women. The last 2 were legitmately nymphos. I kid you not. However I literally have no sex drive. I honestly don't care if I never have sex in my life and do not seek for it.
I suppose that counts as a pretty amusing confession.
@wolfwood - I literally stand at a teachers door for like 10 minutes when i know i didnt knock loud enough just thinking, "Shit people are gonna look at me weird"
Ha! I thought i was the only one who did stuff like that. There are so many occasions when i know emotionaly i should speak up or act, but i literarly freeze up because in my mind i somehow construe that the action i'm considering would be "rude" for the lack of a better word for it.
Just let Hugh Laurie be Hugh Laurie, dammit.
Not a big fan.
Here's an amusing story regarding that:
While I've never had a girlfriend, I have come close to about 4 different women. The last 2 were legitmately nymphos. I kid you not. However I literally have no sex drive. I honestly don't care if I never have sex in my life and do not seek for it.
I suppose that counts as a pretty amusing confession.
well I never had sex, but I really want to… But then there comes the problems why I can't have sex that easily. frustrating thing this is.
.. so now I confessed something I didn't want to confess this early. fuck.
"Unicorns can't see into your heart. All our dumb horns can do is glow, point towards the nearest rainbow and play rave music!"
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well I never had sex, but I really want to… But then there comes the problems why I can't have sex. frustrating thing this is.
.. so now I confessed something I didn't want to confess this early. fuck.
I know I have no business saying this but you shouldn't force it and allow it to come naturally. But… I also don't like to be told what to do after I've resolved myself to something so I wouldn't look down on you or anything if you decided otherwise.
I will say that there's a big difference between having sex with someone you're casually dating or physically attracted to to having sex with someone you're in love with, though.
Flux and Nami, I love you. Uncle Kenny, not so much.
So are we snuggle nakama now? :wub: :wub: :wub:
I don't want to be next to Manny, though. He's been with Uncle Kenny. Sorry Manny.
@Uncle:
I know I have no business saying this but you shouldn't force it and allow it to come naturally. But… I also don't like to be told what to do after I've resolved myself to something so I wouldn't look down on you or anything if you decided otherwise.
I will say that there's a big difference between having sex with someone you're casually dating or physically attracted to to having sex with someone you're in love with, though.
If I would force it, I wouldn't be a virgin anymore ;)
like I said. there are reasons why I didn't had sex before.
@Trapped
jep, snuggle nakamas <3~
"Unicorns can't see into your heart. All our dumb horns can do is glow, point towards the nearest rainbow and play rave music!"
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We are all nakama here. No discrimination.
Flux and Nami, I love you. Uncle Kenny, not so much.
So are we snuggle nakama now? :wub: :wub: :wub:
I don't want to be next to Manny, though. He's been with Uncle Kenny. Sorry Manny.
By the power invested in me, from a website, I now pronounce us Snuggle Nakama.
Manny you may now run for your right not to be raped.
Ugh! My heart!
Oh, it was just heartburn.
Flux and Nami, I love you. Uncle Kenny, not so much.
So are we snuggle nakama now? :wub: :wub: :wub:
I don't want to be next to Manny, though. He's been with Uncle Kenny. Sorry Manny.
You know you love me, dammit. :ninja:
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By the power invested in me, from a website, I now pronounce us Snuggle Nakama.
Manny you may now run for your right not to be raped.
Rape is such a harsh word. It's just sex you didn't know you wanted. :p
(Kidding of course).
By the power invested in me, from a website, I now pronounce us Snuggle Nakama.
Yaaaaay – wait. Who gave you the power? If it was Robby, I'm not sure whether that counts.
Manny you may now run for your right not to be raped.
I'm running the prosecution.
Uncle Kenny will be judge, jury, and executor.
@Uncle:
You know you love me, dammit. :ninja:
Rape is such a harsh word. It's just sex you didn't know you wanted. :p
(Kidding of course).
I prefer to think of it as naked wrestling.
A lot of people are sore losers.
hm, rape jokes are the only jokes it's hard for me to laugh at.
"Unicorns can't see into your heart. All our dumb horns can do is glow, point towards the nearest rainbow and play rave music!"
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hm, rape jokes are the only jokes it's hard for me to laugh at.
I only make rape jokes to other guys. Oddly enough, I have a confession that ties in with this. The majority of my female friends have been sexually abused in some form so I swore off making sexual jokes to them (except for the closer ones and only if they haven't experienced it). It's sad but, I've actually grown numb to people telling me they've been sexually abused just because I've heard it from so many people. I just plain ran out of anger.
Remember kids, you can't rape the willing.
@Uncle:
I only make rape jokes to other guys. Oddly enough, I have a confession that ties in with this. The majority of my female friends have been sexually abused in some form so I swore off making sexual jokes to them (except for the closer ones and only if they haven't experienced it). It's sad but, I've actually grown numb to people telling me they've been sexually abused just because I've heard it from so many people. I just plain ran out of anger.
I'm sure you haven't heard a story like mine :ninja:
"Unicorns can't see into your heart. All our dumb horns can do is glow, point towards the nearest rainbow and play rave music!"
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If the last three pages could be represented by a video…
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I'm sure you haven't heard a story like mine :ninja:
It's possible but I have heard a lot. Just for the record, it still bothers me but I don't flare up and get pissed off/surprised as hell anymore.
I have a horrible feeling those jokes are going to bite me in the ass.
I know what you mean. I feel the same for other things. Like the " MY BOYFRIEND BETRAYED ME BUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH WHINE WHINE WHINE" Thing…
I have a horrible feeling those jokes are going to bite me in the ass.
lol, that was a good pun
"Unicorns can't see into your heart. All our dumb horns can do is glow, point towards the nearest rainbow and play rave music!"
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@Uncle:
I only make rape jokes to other guys. Oddly enough, I have a confession that ties in with this. The majority of my female friends have been sexually abused in some form so I swore off making sexual jokes to them (except for the closer ones and only if they haven't experienced it). It's sad but, I've actually grown numb to people telling me they've been sexually abused just because I've heard it from so many people. I just plain ran out of anger.
For me it's the other way around. I simply can't run out of anger. I can get extremely angry very fast, but I suck at expressing my emotions so I just shut up about it. If I am honest to me, than that is probably one of the main reasons why I spent most of my time high.
But I can understand what you mean with growing numb to peoples problems. As horrible as it sounds, but at one point you just heard everything and develop some sort of apathy towards it.
lol, that was a good pun
Thanks. New confession: I have a seperate section of my brain devoted to horrible puns.
"Unicorns can't see into your heart. All our dumb horns can do is glow, point towards the nearest rainbow and play rave music!"
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All of my brain is Mann(l)y.
Is yumi his alt ?
I hit a kid with my car full stop
I have a hard time pronouncing the vowel sound in words like band.
I hit a kid with my car full stop
I have a hard time pronouncing the vowel sound in words like band.
Kairouseki, you can't just transition from talking about hitting a kid with a car to being unable to pronounce certain words. That's just not how it works.
Wow, this thread is just like a roller-coaster. One page it's funny as hell, but the next there's some serious shit here. Mine isn't as serious as others but I thought I'd share.
! Well, I act nice, funny, and crazy, but inside im seriously insecure. I try to be my nicest because I want friends. The reason is because in my younger years I was an outcast, the one everyone picked on. You know, The Person Sitting at the Lunch Table by Herself Reading a Book. But yeah, since I have a lot of older brothers, I've turned out as a tomboy. This clearly clashes with my insecurity so I come out looking like a funny, sarcastic girl who can fight with a guy and talk back just as easily. But when something actually hurts someone, I feel hurt as well. So that's why Im always sarcastic, even when Im serious, so that if it did offend someone, they would think i was kidding. It's a safeguard I suppose. I don't really like complimenting myself because people might think im stuck-up and I want to be friends with as many people as possible. People think I'm carefree, and I think that's why I think they like me. But I'm seriously not.
! I think about my death, and my family's death a lot. Its wrong, and I shouldnt be thinking about these things, but I do. I think about how they(or me) die, and sometimes last words. Then I think about the aftereffect. Either, my reactions about my family, or my family's reactions about my death. I usually end up tearing up at the end.
! Another thing is that I feel I don't cry enough. The only time I cry is when im insanely sad or im extremely pissed, neither of which happen very often. So I think that's why I try to urge myself to cry sometimes, if only to make me feel weak, because Im always so strong.
Sorry for the wall of text and I hope I didn't bore you~ 
I hit a kid with my car full stop
I have a hard time pronouncing the vowel sound in words like band.
So what way would you say Band ? Just elide the 'a' altogether, like 'Bnnd' ?
I pronounce the a more like an e so band sounds sort of like bend. This is more noticeable if I'm talking fast.
@Uncle:
Kairouseki, you can't just transition from talking about hitting a kid with a car to being unable to pronounce certain words. That's just not how it works.
Watch me.
I am unable to take pills.
I think Kenny doesn't know what he is talking about.
Unintentionally keeping everyone at a distance.
@Mono631:
I am unable to take pills.
I hate taking them too. I just feel unsafe swallowing them. I always feel I'll choke.
I hit a kid with my car full stop
I have a hard time pronouncing the vowel sound in words like band.
I so want to sig this.
I can't swallow pills either. It used to get my parents mad at me cause it was really inconvenient. They tried to force/train me but I just couldn't, the feel of the pill at the back of my mouth just made me want to puke. It's the reason why I sometimes don't take my medicine when I'm sick. I tell the doctor that I can't swallow pills, but they usually just go oh they're really small, you'll be fine. And I'm too embarrassed to say otherwise.
The white powdery ones are the worst.
Handsome man save me from the monsters. 
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I one had an old woman run into my car when it was parked, then threaten to sue me.
Sky, I can relate to insecurity. Though you're being honest about it. That's the sign of a strong person. :)
Though one problem with always being sarcastic is that you will need people to know sometimes when you're being serious. I know it's a safeguard and you probably aren't aware of it all the time, but try to make an effort to let yourself be a little more open once and awhile.
Trust me, the possibility of being hurt every once and awhile makes a person stronger.
I thought I was the only person in the world who couldn't take pills. I feel so scared when I try to. So I end up having to chew 'em sometimes, which is the most horrible taste in the world.
I'm a lot more serious on here than I am in real life.
Real talk.
Sky, I can relate to insecurity. Though you're being honest about it. That's the sign of a strong person. :)
Though one problem with always being sarcastic is that you will need people to know sometimes when you're being serious. I know it's a safeguard and you probably aren't aware of it all the time, but try to make an effort to let yourself be a little more open once and awhile.
Trust me, the possibility of being hurt every once and awhile makes a person stronger.
Thanks, I know I'm not sarcastic all the time. I make jokes and im actually very smart. I think people categorize me as a funny person and I have fun at most things so I guess people just put the sarcasm into my funny personality.
Here's something that might be interesting. I'm not afraid of needles, I'm not afraid of blood, and I'm not afraid of bleeding (even heavily) but I AM afraid of giving blood. I'm afraid of it to the point of it being a phobia and I'll freak out. Keep in mind that I'm a calm and collected person most of the time but this gets me. Even logically rationalizing it doesn't help. I also don't like people touching my wrist and get squirmish with the more pressure they place and I don't like the prick and squeeze to test a person's blood for iron.
Even so, I still donate blood regularly. I try to donate blood every month since I don't have any money to donate. Prior to this, I held down a job during my sophomore year of high school and just saved the money up. I had a job for the sole purpose of passing time and nothing more, not actually using the money for anything. When our school did a food drive, I donated over 200 dollars worth of canned goods (among other stuff) to the drive and I also donated 50 dollars to Saint Jude's Children Hospital. I try to donate a lot because Katrina taught me what it meant to be shown charity. I guess you could say it touched me? I don't know.
That is very, very kind Kenny. You should be able to indulge yourself once in awhile. It's okay to buy a wii.
I freak out with blood. It stems from one night, my mom was going out, I had just had dinner and was playing away on Sims 2 - it was a fun night, and then my nose started bleeding. It wouldn't stop and I could feel the blood gathering in my throat and it felt like I was going to choke on my own blood.
I actually coughed the blood up and it was solid-like and so concentrated it was black. I don't mind if a fingernail or so is bleeding, but if it were a cut across a vein or so, I will get freaked out. I'm totally squeamish around blood when it's a lot. If it's just like the lining of a small cut or scab I'm fine.
But that's just me. I can't swim, I have a phobia of Blood, Snakes, Arachnids, Moths and heights.
