Oh snap.
Still, you're cramping my style :O
Oh snap.
Still, you're cramping my style :O
actually…
@RobbyBevard:
Bobart gets played by whatever dog is currently Lassie.
so it looks like Robby is in the running.
Open your eyes, trapped, it's a tie!
not anymore.
trapped, you traitor! :getlost:
I voted for myself, but I should have voted for Lassie. I have regret now. :sad:
Okamas, huh? Sorry Kitsune, but:
Insider's my favourite bishonen character ever.
That's as good as an Okama.
Dryvish, I'm flattered!
I've hardly had a thing for bishies, but I've never been against being one.
This thread is reaching odd heights.
I was going to yell at you for not voting Insider just as an excuse to show this off.
But not now.
Here's my one-shot Insider campaign.
[hide]
This one knows how to dance. Vote Insider.[/hide]
…Shut up. We all can't be Taboo or Gekko.
my bad. :/ but you're related, no? good enough.
Tim Curry is winning this battle, I see.
:getlost:
Tim Curry is winning this battle, I see.
:getlost:
So Tim's winning this spat? Well…
…How 'bout that!
Dammit, Cyan!
That's it, nobody vote for me. Vote Tim Curry.
I AM NOT WORTHY
Yeah, sorry Kitsune… Voted for Curry because...well...
Don't feel bad. As I said I AM NOT WORTHY
How the hell is Thor an okama?
Anyway, fuck Tim Curry. I have seen him in maybe 2-3 good movies, the rest is garbage.
Ferngully, sequels of disney classics, legend, Oscar, Home Alone 2, Charlie's Angels, The Shadow, National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon, The Three Musketeers, McHale's Navy, Scary Movie 2, Congo, Annie etc.
And let's see, good movies with Tim Curry; The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Hunt for Red October, Kinsey and Muppet Treasure Island.
prepares getting murdered
Wild Thornberries were fucking awesome, man.
Don't know, Wild Thornberries was after my time, so I don't know much about the show or the movie.
Looks good, though.
@iSheep:
How the hell is Thor an okama?
One morning as Thor, the mighty God of Thunder, awoke from a deep slumber, he reached for his hammer as he was wont to do first thing every morning. Alas, on this day, his fist formed around thin air – the hammer had disappeared.
Thor was beside himself. His rage was immense and would probably have been quite destructive; without his hammer, all he could do was rant and rave. What good was the God of Thunder without his mighty weapon?
Of course he had his suspicion as to the identity of the thief ... it could only have been those pesky Giants! But no matter, he needed his hammer back, and quickly! First thing though, he had to find out here the Giants might have hidden it.
Who better than Loki, the wiley one, to make inquiries. Not to lose any time, Loki went to Freya and asked her for the loan of her feather-dress, the famed falcon-cloak, so he might quickly fly to the land where the Giants dwell. When Freya heard what the cloak was needed for, she was more than willing to help.
So Loki went on his way and it wasn't long before he happened upon Thrym, one of the princes of the Giant clan. Trym feigned surprise and inquired what could possibly be so wrong in Asgard, or perhaps Elfland, that Loki dared enter the realm of the Giants on his own.
Loki told him of his mission, to find the hammer of Thor. Whereupon the Giant threw back his huge, ugly head, shook with thunderous laughter, and then told Loki that the hammer was well out of the reach of the Asgards ... safely buried, some eight fathoms beneath the earth's surface. And it would never again be swung by Thor ... lest Freya herself be brought to him as his bride.
Loki hurried back to Asgard, to inform Freya that she needed to ready herself to become the bride of the Giant Thrym. For the good of Asgard, of course!
Freya's outrage became the stuff of legend in the halls of Asgard -- the idea, she, the beautiful, wild, free-spirited Freya, the bride of that mangy dog!
But something had to be done. Finally, Heimdall, the wise one, advised Thor that there was no other solution than that he, Thor, dress up in women's bridal frocks and pretend to be Freya.
To say that Thor was less than taken with this idea would be an understatement. No way was he going to risk the ridicule of all Asgard. There had to be a better way!
But nobody could come up with a better plan. Everyone knew that the Giants had long had their eye on Asgard, and with the with the help of the hammer, they might even accomplish this goal. And that would simply not do!
Loki even offered to accompany Thor, decked out as his handmaiden and soon, the great rams were ready to draw Thor's wagon across the heavens. Mountains split open, forests burst into flames, and the rumble from the mighty wagon could be heard from a long way off. Thrym believed it to herald the arrival of his bride. He bade his hall to be decked and the tables readied for a great feast.
As night fell, the great meal had begun. Thor alone ate a whole roasted ochsen, eight salmon, and every bit of the sweetmeats that had been served for the women; all this he washed down with three barrels of mead. Thrym thought this just a bit odd, but Loki whispered to him that Freya had not eaten for eight days, too overcome with longing for the Giant Prince. Now that was more to the brute's liking, and he felt a desire to kiss his betrothed. But as he lifted "her" veil, he pulled back in shock ... the eyes he encountered glittered as with madness. Again, Loki explained that Freya had not slept for many nights, from longing for her groom.
Then the giant's oldest sister came forth and bade "Freya" take her golden bracelets from her arms; with these she would insure the old giantess' favour and good will.
Meanwhile Thrym, impatient with the ways of women, called for the hammer to be brought and laid in his bride's lap. Thus would their union be sealed before the Gods.
Those words were music to Thor's ears. No sooner did he hold his hammer in his hand than that he sprang from his chair ... the first blow killed Thrym outright.
None of the clan of the giants survived that night, not even the old women who had asked for his bracelets in return for her favour. He paid her in blood instead of trinkets.
And it was thus that the God of Thunder reclaimed his hammer.
Well…I didn't know that.
I guess my vote goes to Thor.
Edit; How about most badass ancient god for the next poll?
I nominate Seth, Odin and Ares.
@iSheep:
Ares.
Diomedes and Athena say hi.
Ares is a pussy. Poseidon and Zeus. Cronus castrated his father, though I guess he's technically not a god. There was a Hitite (or Babylonian, I can never keep them straight) god that ripped off another god's genitals with his teeth after turning into an eagle (the castrated one).
Well, almost every god got owned at some point, even Athena.
Edit: Yeah, Poseidon was a badass, too. Always liked him more than Zeus.
I totally forgot that Tim was Nigel Thornberry. I liked that show quite a bit. Especially the movie, but I always hated how the sister didn't get powers herself and instead was told that she'll turn into a monkey if she ever tells about Eliza's powers.
I motion to banish Silent Klabautermann from this thread on principle.
Its for the best. If it stayed at 0 votes it would win by default, as per AP poll rules.
Right so, I was at AICN when I stumbled on the Behind the Scenes Pic of the Day and I learned something AWESOME.
http://aintitcool.com/node/47130
Did any of you know they designed the skull into the costume?????????
I mean I knew it was intended to be part of the design, but I never knew they actually made it as such! That's so badass!!!
I love them all, but I can't choose between KI and Insider, so Thor it is. I've always had a weakness for a man with a big hammer.
@I:
I love them all, but I can't choose between KI and Insider, so Thor it is. I've always had a weakness for a man with a big hammer.
.. do you mean it that suggestive or is it just me?
Thor has a big hammer Nami, lol
yeah, I know that XD
but.. well, whatever. Seems to be just me…
yeah, I know that XD
but.. well, whatever. Seems to be just me…
:shocked:Nami–it's a poll about sexy Okamas. There is no place for off-color or suggestive jokes here. This is serious scientific inquiry. :silly:
Yes. This is a serious matter.
The balance of the universe lies in jeopardy, you know.
This is no time for sex jokes.
No love for phallus alien skulls I see.
Not when there's still the matter of Thor wearing a dress so he can marry a giant to reclaim his phallus weapon to be dealt with.
Oh…
Well...
As long as it's a phallus something that's cool.
Greg. Even you didn't understand the mythological importance of Thor's hammer? (sigh) This is important cultural knowledge. T'is ok, though, as Robby is so knowledgable about these things. Why, just last week he posted about beasty appendages. You're in good hands.
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Discuss.
Edit: To elaborate, what are the benefits and drawbacks of a Theropod air force?
How would they pilot with such tiny hands.
How would they pilot with such tiny hands.
A specially designed Joystick and control panel, perhaps? The designers would have to stretch their knowledge of ergonomics, of course.
How do they stand up in planes that are clearly smaller then they are? How did they even get in?
Clearly those are really just midgets wearing T. rex masks.
How do they stand up in planes that are clearly smaller then they are? How did they even get in?
How did he do such fantastic stunts….with such tiny feet?
falls over and dies
Yeah I don't think those dinosaurs could fit into a plane that size.
and this just occurred to me. If Kitsune was secretly an Okama all along…. then that "training" he put me through... 0__o What if I became an okama without even knowing it?? and then my latent okama powers would awaken at the "right time" or something. Maybe I'm just being paranoid.
Well, I DID think you were a boy for the longest time.
And you were recently outed as a girl.
Think about it :ermm:
Hahaha. xD Think of the amazing attacks you'd have though, Mari!
:shocked: I really am an okama!! At first I was gonna post the NOOO compilation vid, but Sai-chan makes a good point. I'm gonna train myself to do the death wink. >:3 It's a good thing I'm a girl because my manhood is not at stake, and if I got turned into a guy in the process, the only drawback would be that I would vulnerable to getting kicked in the nuts. :ermm:
As long as I don't wear a pink dress, I won't lose my sanity (completely).