Laugh Out Loud!
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More Nancy lulz
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/bishonen/tutorial__how_to_draw_a_circle.png
Yeah, I liked that joke. Especially when it was on Spongebob.
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Warning: yaoi-ish. It is still funny though.
Ooh, I remember watching that artist on DeviantArt years ago! Niiiice XD
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More Nancy lulz
I love these so much. Does anyone have any clue as to who the artist is?
Warning: yaoi-ish. It is still funny though.
Pffffft, my day has been made. Loltastic indeed.
Let me amuse you with Inception.
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I love these so much. Does anyone have any clue as to who the artist is?
There's an entire website with the author's drawings.
She works for a museum.
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This is more awesome than funny if you ask me but i had to post it.
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incredible awesome! thanks for sharing that!
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Haha the Inception stuff were great.
And this is old but I still love it.
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so…epic
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I preferred where they played the Mario theme with Tesla Coils. Wait, lets see if I can find the video.
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so…who can explain this commercial?
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What the fuck did I just see?
Edit: Here it is.
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That was … interesting?
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@Kairouseki:
What the fuck did I just see?
This .
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I found this (including the description) and thought many of these were funny. I know humor doesn't always translate well, so into spoilers they go.
Paraprosdokians
A paraprosdokian (from Greek ", meaning "beyond" and "expectation") is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.
Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a syllepsis.
! Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
! Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He/she will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
! Ø I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
! Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
! Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
! Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
! Ø If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
! Ø We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
! Ø War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
! Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
! Ø The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
! Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
! Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
! Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
! Ø How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
! Ø Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
! Ø Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. (Sorry Buce--I don't write 'em, I just post 'em)
! Ø I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
! Ø A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
! Ø Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".
! Ø I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
! Ø I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
! Ø Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
! Ø Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
! Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
! Ø Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
! Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
! Ø You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
! Ø The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
! Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
! Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
! Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
! Ø Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
! Ø I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
! Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
! Ø There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
! Ø I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
! Ø I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
! Ø When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
! Ø You're never too old to learn something stupid.
! Ø To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
! Ø Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
! Ø Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
! Ø A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
! Ø If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
! Ø Change is inevitable, except from a vending machineAP FORUMS CHALLENGE–-think up a new one!
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I'm stealing a bunch of those.
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you have nothing left… i already stole all :P
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Ø You're never too old to learn something stupid.
This is my favorite.
And for a new one, hmm…
"We got weapons for self-defense. That's why we got too bulletproofing."
I'm bad at it, yea.
"You only feel corageous at a rollercoaster when your buddy in your side says that he's scared".
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"It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs"
"Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right there in the room talking to you, which is why I don’t like to read good books."
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else."
"I like going to the park and watching the children run and jump around, because you see, they don't know I'm using blanks."
"Take my wife please."
there's a few.
| and look at my sig
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Why is it that Kamikaze pilots need to wear helmets?
Just saying, it keeps me up at night.
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So they can correctly go to the place where they need to die safetly and intact so they can move according to the plan they were sent for instead of dying ahead of time, ruining the plan, and alerting the enemies of their presence before they can attack, I suppose.
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"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
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Everytime my remote control seems to doesn`t work anymore i press harder and harder the buttons.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long
"I intend to live forever, or die trying. "
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them… well, I have others. "
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Those are all good guys–funny. Keep 'em coming!
Here's a funny tidfbit a friend posted on Facebook. She swears it's supposed to be true, but even if it's not, it's funny:
Once, while shopping at Target, a man saw Sarah Palin and hollered, “Oh my God! It’s Tina Fey! I love Tina Fey!” When other shoppers started laughing, the governor parked her cart, walked out of the store, and drove away.
(For those who may not know, Tina Fey is a comedienne on Saturday Night Live--a snarky comedy show on here in the US that does some edgy social commetary style sketches. They always do major political figures, and Tina Fey played Sarah Palin very very well, lol! Sarah was not amused.)
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And to add to the previous topc…
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
"The horse raced past the barn fell."They're called garden path sentences in English.
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Optimism usually consists of false beliefs and denial of the truth, yet its everywhere.
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pimpslap ?
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Double posting (yeah sorry)
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http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8g1h8lqI61qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
Hilariously enough, I'm sitting on my bed with my laptop and on the wall to the left, where that is directly pointing, is my saber. I laughed quite hard.
I win this round, zombies! Muhahahaha!
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Lucky you, mine pointed in a sheet…
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http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8g1h8lqI61qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
the arrow points to my side table which has my moterbike's helmet and a nail cutter…
i guess i'll have good defense at-least.
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http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8g1h8lqI61qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
Fuck. Mine was a cup and a curler. D:
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Lucky you, mine pointed in a sheet…
Sorry for winning the discussion with the first post, but that amused the crap out of me.
Don't worry, Sai! I'll hack and slash my way to save you! Then we can hide with Fire-fist! -
Don't worry, Sai! I'll hack and slash my way to save you! Then we can hide with Fire-fist!
Awesome! That'd defenetly save me a lot of time trying to figure out how a cup and a curling iron can be usefull weapons against zombies. <3
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Erm, my earbuds…
Well, I guess it was nice knowing you guys.
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Awesome! That'd defenetly save me a lot of time trying to figure out how a cup and a curling iron can be usefull weapons against zombies. <3
I guess we ought to invite Sauza even though he started this mess. insert heroic speech about not letting anyone, even the villain, die
I have a feeling I have a lot of walking to do to save you all and bring you to Fire-Fist's table fortress… Being the savior sucks.
Edit: We must save Crossword for his sharkslaying powers! We all know the next apocalypse after zombies is sharks! -
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I will survive by using my porn mags.
That is manly.
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@puffin: Shred their toes until I get there. That should distract them… maybe... you might be on your own.
Shred their toes? No, I'd rather bash their head with the paper shredder, it'll take too long to shred a zombie's toe with a flippin' paper shredder.
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Shred their toes? No, I'd rather bash their head with the paper shredder, it'll take too long to shred a zombie's toe with a flippin' paper shredder.
And here I was trying for less obvious means of halting their advance. I failed magnificently. Clearly you shred a bunch of paper and pull ninja smoke bomb shit with it to flee. And go… yeah that idea doesn't work... Does only barbaric things like bashing them with the shredder work? Sigh...
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The finger pointed to volume 52 of One Piece…
I wonder how long I'd last...
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This site is housing an amusing set of emails–warning--some foul language, but the exchange is funny.
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I should have read this with my laptop. My weapon would have been a couch.
Now my weapon is a pile of blank CDs.
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Hey, if you sharpen, throw, and aim the CDs correctly, you might be able to do somethin' with 'em.
… snigger
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http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8g1h8lqI61qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
A water bottle and a piece of paper.
:I I am not amused.
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hmm i have my leoperd print snuggie next to me. crap. Maybe i can blend in or something haha.
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It pointed at my piano (which is at least 500lbs). The visage of sliding it down ramps at zombies is making me lmao XDD