The sandwiches or the boys. If it's the latter then I'm offended.
Wymens, Yay or Gay
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I made sammiches for my favorite AP boys~ :]
[hide]Then I ate them.[/hide]
Oh
no
you
di'n't.
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Lord, hear the Pimp's prayer…[/hide]
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@Kairouseki:
The sandwiches or the boys. If it's the latter then I'm offended.
If it's the former then get the hell back into that kitchen I went to Lowes for.
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Wait…if black jokes aren't allowed, then how are kitchen jokes?
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@Kairouseki:
The sandwiches or the boys. If it's the latter then I'm offended.
The sandwiches Kai. The sandwiches.
Oh
no
you
di'n't.
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Lord, hear the Pimp's prayer…[/hide]
Oh yes, I did.
@Cyan:
If it's the former then get the hell back into that kitchen I went to Lowes for.
And I did go back to the kitchen.
[hide]To get me some beer to drink. I got thirsty after eating all those sammiches.[/hide]
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What about… black kitchen jokes :shocked: !
@Chrissie:The sandwiches Kai. The sandwiches.
What kind of sandwiches?
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I remember when I tried to chase out all the women out of the Naruto thread. That didn't end too well…
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I tried to look up for that picture/page about Shikamaru where Ino asks what her role is during fight against Akatsuki and Shikamaru tells her to get back to kitchen…
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That's right Chrissie get food and beer don't get anything for any man (yes a man is saying this)
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I do not see how the fact that I have a vagina affects the tendency of which space of my home I'm supposed to spend most time in.
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@Kairouseki:
What kind of sandwiches?
Ones you are never gonna taste.
You are a cool guy Ryuunaga~!
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It's like magnetism. Vaginatism.
@Chrissie:Ones you are never gonna taste.
It would have been worse if you had taken pictures of them. If they ever existed at all. I'm on to you. You and your damn imaginary sandwiches.
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Mmmmmm sammiches
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Ones you are never gonna taste.
You are a cool guy Ryuunaga~!
Thank you Chrissie I try my best lol pretty cool yourself
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@Kairouseki:
It's like magnetism. Vaginatism.
Fuckin' vaginas, how do they work?!
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Were they these, Chrissie?
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@Kairouseki:
It's like magnetism. Vaginatism.
It would have been worse if you had taken pictures of them. If they ever existed at all. I'm on to you. You and your damn imaginary sandwiches.
I knew you were going to ask for pictures of them, so I snapped one before I ate them.
Thank you Ryuunaga~!
Fuckin' vaginas, how do they work?!
…You don't know how much this made me laugh. And when SHR gets on as well as some other certain members, they are gonna start laughing their butts off.
@I survived the buster call: Ppppffft! Cutest sammiches ever!
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I do not see how the fact that I have a vagina affects the tendency of which space of my home I'm supposed to spend most time in.
Nah, relax, my girl. You are taking things too seriously.
I am a feminist. -
This thread makes me hunger.
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I knew you were going to ask for pictures of them, so I snapped one before I ate them.
http://www.bluemaumau.org/files/DP%20Oven%20Baked%20Sandwiches_3.jpg
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Once i ate a sandwich..it cried terrible and tears ran all of him.
So it wasn`t dry.
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"Wymens"? Tell me you wrote that on purpose.
Fuckin' vaginas, how do they work?!
They run on sammiches.
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That's an extremely unpleasant mental image.
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@Sea:
Nah, relax, my girl. You are taking things too seriously.
Actually… I was not serious.
Damnit, I knew I should've added this at the end of my sentence: :ninja:
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If you wonder why they call u bitch
you wonder why they call u bitchLook here miss thang
Hate to salt your game
But yous a money hungry woman
And you need to change
…......@Thousand:
I generally prefer hanging out with women than men. They're much more prone to communicate and hold intelligent conversations rather than the generic male bravado talk you get with most guys.
so much you grew half a boobz.
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You guys have made this the best thread. EVER.
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Women are very strange these days. I used to know a woman. She had a dozen guys… One of'em found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital in Guerrero Street.
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@Cyan:
Know how pay phones work?
What if you need to keep feeding it change?
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What if you need to keep feeding it change?
Be sure to have one of those quarter-holder things on hand.
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women yes….girls...not so much
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Wow… and I was having second thoughts on my "Do you like brats" thread...
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I tried to look up for that picture/page about Shikamaru where Ino asks what her role is during fight against Akatsuki and Shikamaru tells her to get back to kitchen…
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God,Its so fucking awful but misoginy humor is hilarious…..
Im a horrible person.
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Man. I hate women. We should just send them to another planet already
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I'd love to sneak on that planet.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina
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http://www.morphemeremedies.com/images/vagina2.gifShould we explain the mechanics and biological function of an orgasm, now?
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It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
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It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
But with every iteration of menstruation is the invitation for the coronation of the termination of
babymaking.
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Should we explain the mechanics and biological function of an orgasm, now?
Sure, why not
http://healthguide.howstuffworks.com/orgasm-dictionary.htm -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina
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http://www.morphemeremedies.com/images/vagina2.gifAm I the only one who thinks that second picture looks like some sort of alien species?
I've now got this image of strange creatures living beneath the clouds of Venus.
The top parts the eyestalk, the bulbs are its oxygen sack (or whatever it breathes) and the holes are where it eats you (okay, so the bottom one's the mouth. The top one is the nose). -
@Cuddles:
Am I the only one who thinks that second picture looks like some sort of alien species?
Now that you mention it…
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@Cuddles:
Am I the only one who thinks that second picture looks like some sort of alien species?
I've now got this image of strange creatures living beneath the clouds of Venus.
The top parts the eyestalk, the bulbs are its oxygen sack (or whatever it breathes) and the holes are where it eats you.Yes, and this is the reality of women! :devil:
Actually if you look at the internal structure of a penis, they're very similar
Now that you mention it…
! http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3696/warworldspal8xb.jpg
ROTFL
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Not only that, but I think it might be well known (emphasis on might) that we all start off genderless in the womb then develop our sex characteristics later.
I heard that hermaphrodites are born because they kind of got caught 'in the middle' when their body had trouble deciding what to be.
Also, I was going to draw my rendition of a vagina alien eating someone, but I felt it wasn't up to snuff.
I don't know what that says about me, but I'm willing to bet that I can send Freud to the insane asylum himself. -
Bet you didn't know, vaginas have something in common with sharks! http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-video-your-vagina-is-like-a-shark/
Wonder if any man tried to screw a shark liver :F
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this thread needs more boob jokes
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What's the difference between a regular cow, and a domestic cow?
! It's easier to pick up after the Holstein's shit.
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@dirt:
this thread needs more boob jokes
A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. 'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'
The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'
She said, 'Oh. Well, I guess that explains the goatee.'
I'm horrible.
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Bet you didn't know, vaginas have something in common with sharks! http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-video-your-vagina-is-like-a-shark/
Wonder if any man tried to screw a shark liver :F
Well if they're willing to put them in apple pies and those little jets in swimming pools.:ermm:
http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/pool.asp
I'm just glad Kisame is no longer here to see this (not so subtle tie in about how there are now two threads about sharks).
Now obligatory boob joke:
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