Possibly the simplest, mostly girly/gayest game ever. And yet.
Insanely addictive and fun to play.
http://www.retromundi.com/games/skills-games/robot-unicorn-attack.html
The music will burn into your skull.
Possibly the simplest, mostly girly/gayest game ever. And yet.
Insanely addictive and fun to play.
http://www.retromundi.com/games/skills-games/robot-unicorn-attack.html
The music will burn into your skull.
All three of my favorite things in one convenient package!!!????
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omg totally girly/gay!
But like you said it's addictive!
Thanks for sharing ;)
god
dammit robby
This game is oh my god. That's the only way you can describe it. The song makes it even better.
DOLPHIN !
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Woah! Gekko! How'd you get YT to play the vid at a specific time that's INCREDIBLY cool.
goddamnit robby why
The dolphins….oh my god.....there is nothing that compares to the dolphins. It's it's so beautiful seeing your robot unicorn majestically jump across the floating island while dolphins leap into the air to cheer you on in your quest. Such beauty is unmatched. It brought a single tear to my eye just watching it.
@Mr.:
The dolphins….oh my god.....there is nothing that compares to the dolphins. It's it's so beautiful seeing your robot unicorn majestically jump across the floating island while dolphins leap into the air to cheer you on in your quest. Such beauty is unmatched. It brought a single tear to my eye just watching it.
See, outside the context of this game, that'd be an incredibly gay thing to say.
In context of the game? Well, what can be done. Its the best Sonic the Hedgehog game in 15 years.
Woah! Gekko! How'd you get YT to play the vid at a specific time that's INCREDIBLY cool.
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whatever that means.
The following is pretty much my facial reaction to this game from start to finish:
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! SERIOUSLY! This game is like happily raping my heart, soul, and ears. And I'm enjoying it. I even like the music.
! Must stop playing!
Ooooh, are we playing tag? Can I play?
^o^
I've been trying to figure out how to do that for about three days now when I came up with that.
We can do it again though. But next time let's add Gekko. Then we'll be one step closer to the…
The following is pretty much my facial reaction to this game from start to finish:
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! SERIOUSLY! This game is like happily raping my heart, soul, and ears. And I'm enjoying it. I even like the music.
! Must stop playing!
This game can bring a smile to even the coldest of hearts.
This game is like some sort of glittery narcotic. It's so hard to put down.
Although I must have poor unicorn control, because I've yet to get a score higher than 25k before driving my steed into a cliff. What's everyone's top score?
Haha, my stomach hurts from laughing non stop while playing and im crying also.
Thank you robby.
hey greg.
I see you haven't voted.
Enel beckons
Damnit! If I weren't already writing while playing Super Street Fighter 4, I'd play this to death. I'm adding it to favorites!
I don't remember my exact highest score but I do remember it being in the 20k's.
Haha, my stomach hurts from laughing non stop while playing and im crying also.
Thank you robby.
This game has an unmatched beauty that even exceeds the greatest works of art…...or not.
I suck at this game, but I can't stop. It's like this game is drugs.
The following is pretty much my facial reaction to this game from start to finish:
! http://farm1.static.flickr.com/99/284956473_532cd96b3a.jpg
! SERIOUSLY! This game is like happily raping my heart, soul, and ears. And I'm enjoying it. I even like the music.
! Must stop playing!
That's pretty much my reaction. Except for when my Unicorn first exploded, then it was shock and horror.
I was definitely not expecting my unicorn to explode.
I have been raped by Robby without him actually touching me.
Thank you.
DAMNIT! I'm being pulled away from my writing, my Super Street Fighter 4, and my Robot Unicorn to go watch some piece shit horror that was on Chillers.
Curses…
I played this a while ago. Kinda gave up on it after a few runs, but I could see why it was so popular.
Haha I love this game first started playing a long whila go though. Music is -still- in my head its awesome.
And a little tip by the way, you can jump, dash, jump, dash, jump etc etc. to jump for however long you want instead of simply double jumping.
I….. just wanna be....
~always
i want to be with you
make believe with you
and live in harmony HARMONY!
My cousin, friend and I just made like… 8 videos of us playing this shit...
The dialogue......... is very, very, very, homosexual.
I see you haven't voted.
For what ?
^ God.
love the dead unicorn head when you lose
and yeah the music is just…play it at work and you will be the hero of the day
Guys are you feeling the same after-effects that i am? i cant stop hearing the damn music replaying in my head, haha im doomed.
Guys are you feeling the same after-effects that i am? i cant stop hearing the damn music replaying in my head, haha im doomed.
It will never leave…..
You know, it's funny. I just now learned that you can hold down z to make a longer jump.
You know what else is funny is that, while I just played this game, I'm also playing Contra III on the Virtual Console.
@robbybedfart:
Possibly the simplest, mostly girly/gayest game ever. And yet.
Insanely addictive and fun to play.
http://www.retromundi.com/games/skills-games/robot-unicorn-attack.html
The music will burn into your skull.
Ha, pretty fun game. And you're right about the music. D:
Always~ I wanna be with you, make believe with you and live in harmony, harmony, oh love~!
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don't call me a horse
I'm a unicorn
mystical, magical, mysterious
not plain
got wings like Pegasus and a nice white coat
I grant wishes and prance in the rain
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that's unicorn
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I'm a unicorn
8000 B.C.
Noah's ark wasn't built before me
I'm friends with dragons, Bob Saget
you think I'm not real?
Full House! I'm in the background, fool!
eatin' grass all day, party all night
I'll grant your wish
right before your eyes
I'm hiding in your hills
eating all your apples
drinking water
writing facts on your Snapples
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Robot Unicorn Attack is a man's game. And I'm a man!
It's like it's so gay it's not…
And it's like a drug. Especially the music.
If I continue to play this game, I WILL make a cover to that song…
I started, then quickly stopped.
I felt the addiction coming.
Oh my God.
You can buy the game in the app store.
I have to resist the urge to put this on my itouch.
I don't know if I can do it…...
I'm so getting an iTouch for this game.
I'm so depressed about Eneru… but this game will make me super happy~!
Oh my God.
You can buy the game in the app store.I have to resist the urge to put this on my itouch.
I don't know if I can do it…...
Why did you have to mention that….WHY.
@Mr.:
Why did you have to mention that….WHY.
I figured everyone should have to suffer the torment I'm going through :devil:
universal domination.
this shit is like… our end in sight
If it were a psp download. I would make it mine.
Oh yes, it would be mine.