Heh, I was actually just telling some people about the existence of this movie yesterday. I don't really even want to look at the video.
The video is hilarious because of how terrible the acting is.
Heh, I was actually just telling some people about the existence of this movie yesterday. I don't really even want to look at the video.
The video is hilarious because of how terrible the acting is.
OK, you were right. I think it would be even more funny if the random asian dude has no actual lines and does nothing but grunt like that.
Haha, at the end it says "100% medically accurate".
so he basically aims to surgically combines a couple people ass to mouth (the front person being the most lucky of the rest) and plans to create some sort of digestive tract travels through each human?
I'd want my rental money back if it doesn't happen by the end of the movie
Everytime a person makes another throwback reference and exploitation of the Nazi past Angela Merkel sheds a single tear.
well in case people were just totally freaking curious
here's a clip:
things don't look too good for our heroes
so he basically aims to surgically combines a couple people ass to mouth (the front person being the most lucky of the rest) and plans to create some sort of digestive tract travels through each human?
I'd want my rental money back if it doesn't happen by the end of the movie
This probably marks the first time I actually want the bad guy to succeed with such a ludicrous and gross plan. Can I haz plox?
If you guys want to know the entire plot/ending:
MASSIVE SPOILERS
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6 characters:
-3 victims who are put under the experiment, two girl and one japanese tourist
-2 cops trying to be heroes
-1 evil demented scientist
Scientist successfully turns the three into a human centipede. Tourist shits in girl's mouth. Other girl, who didn't get a mouthful of turd, turns out to have blood poisoning from the experiement and will die in time. Two cops suddenly notice what's going on in the house.
Tourist attempts to attack scientist, but fails. Tourist cuts himself and dies. Cops bust into the house. Cop #1 finds the three, and Cop #2 chases after bad guy. Cop #1 decides to leave the girls there for a second to chase after bad guy with Cop #2.
Scientist has already shot Cop #2 dead. Cop #1 and scientist have stare down and dramatic conversation. Two both fire their gun. Both shots kill each other. Scientist and Cop #1 is dead!
Back to our centipede. Girl with blood poisoning dies. Thus, leaving our lone survivor of the movie: the girl who ate the tourist's turd! She is still alive, but stuck with her mouth inside a dead tourists ass and her ass shoved in the mouth of her dead friend.
END MOVIE
YAAAAAAY!
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That's about it.
I would watch this movie, but the whole shit-eating part is really turning me away from it.
I would watch this movie, but the whole shit-eating part is really turning me away from it.
^This.
It is a clever idea and I'm sure a good horror movie, but I can't watch that. Call me a pussy if you'd like, but I don't want horror movies to vomit.
While I admit that scene, if it's as gruesome as I am imagining; would be stomach turning…
It's more of a reason to GO see it than not for me.
Since I cannot for the life of me recall a movie where something THIS bizarre happens.
Other than I, Zombie's jerkoff/pull scene.
Movie link for those not familiar with it: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210740/
And I thought I seen all kinda porn back in the day. This idea is really messed up.
And I thought I seen all kinda porn back in the day. This idea is really messed up.
Ah fuck…
See, up until now I was devoid of ANY sexuality in this.
Now you got me thinking what if the writer just has a weird sexual fetish for shit and threesomes X.x
Ack!
:sick:
Or the writer was actually that Brazilian guy with the shit fetish (2girls1cup, 2girls1finger, 4girlsfingerpaint).
I was getting closer to watching this but, seeing how:
! The girl stuck between the 2 dead people is alone and probably isn't rescued, I think I will be extremely sick after watching that.
Or the writer was actually that Brazilian guy with the shit fetish (2girls1cup, 2girls1finger, 4girlsfingerpaint).
I was getting closer to watching this but, seeing how:
! The girl stuck between the 2 dead people is alone and probably isn't rescued, I think I will be extremely sick after watching that.
Arei…
! I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be the case. The movie ends with her stuck there.
I just don't want to see another coprophilia themed film after that two girl in a cup.
I facepalmed. Again and again and again. XD
HOLY. SHIT. MIND. IS. FUCKED. :blink:
One thing's for sure, though; Miniluffy will definitely love this shit.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/bj/bcmr/21258-the-human-centipede
Review of Human Centipede. If you've watching the trailer at the beginning of the thread, expect vomit.
Roger Ebert reviewed it.
He refuses to give it a star based on the fact that the movie transcends star ratings…
:V holy shit.
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100505/REVIEWS/100509982/1023
LOL is this a parody or what?
Feed her!!!!!!!!
Watched the trailer and it looks fantastic. It's a limited release, though, I think so I'm not going to be able to see it until it's released on DVD or I find someplace to download it.
Dammit. I remebered this movie's existence. Thanks alot.
The amount of epicness has reached a new level:
There's a second part in the works… with a 12 person Centipede :V
"Tom Six has stated that the inspiration for the film came from a joke he always made to friends about punishing people who were nasty or annoying, or a child molester by stitching their mouths to the ass of a fat truck driver"
Hahah ok this is kinda funny…BUT STILL!
@StrawHatRican:
There's a second part in the works… with a 12 person Centipede :V
I will lock myself up and never come out again if this movie comes out!
Its part of a planned trilogy actually. Its not to hard to find the movie online to download it if you look around. It is one of those movies that leave you feeling dirty after watching it though. If just watching the trailer bothers you that much stay far away from this movie.
What the heck is part 3, circle of assface?
Here's a thought:
"Despite the name, centipedes can have a varying number of legs from under 20 to over 300."
Let your minds sink that one in Ladies and Gents'
Zehahahahaha!!!!
After reading all the talk about this, I'm convinced this movie is a real horror movie - most horror has black comedy or something to try and make it less depressing or terrifying, but this is just plain monstrous.
I can only imagine, if there was social commentary stitched (LOL) into this film, it would be lauded as genius…
For what it's worth, here's what Roger Ebert said (in his NO STAR RATING review, and NO STAR=/= Zero Stars in this case o_o)
"A commentary on Nazi atrocities or a literal expression of filmmaking politics"
Lulz
Hops into AP's media section
looking for something interesting
watches video suggested by highly esteemed AP members
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promptly realizes he will be having trouble sleeping for the next week
Yeah… uh... just watched this movie last night. Gotta say, it's probably the most disturbing movie I've ever seen. Pretty good, though.
On a scale from 1-10: one being "ew you farted" and ten being Family Guy's shit eating fiasco/I Zombie's masturbation scene.
How gross would you say this is?
It's not all that graphic, it's just disturbing. I'd say a 6 to a 7 but the most graphic parts are the surgery scenes I'd have to say and even then they're less than most horror movies.
So compared to the horror movie that freaked you out the most, how does this stack up?
Well, it's not like it caused me to have trouble sleeping or anything. I'm pretty desensitized to this kind of stuff. If you had trouble with the trailer then this movie is really going to mess with you. And the ending… probably one of the most terrible (not as in bad) endings I've ever seen. The thing about this movie is that it could happen.
Yeah, I'm a horror buff. I haven't been freaked out by a movie in a while, but I'm always hoping something will turn up that can do the job.
Last movie to actually do so was the original The Last House on the left.
That movie was fucked up.
This seems like it could be the movie I'm looking for, even if it only does the job a little bit.
Last House on the Left WAS fucked up.
But not nearly as fucked up as Day of the Woman… also known as I Spit On Your Grave.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Spit_on_Your_Grave
Not horror per-se but it falls in the Last House on the Left territory.
Edit: Oh well la-de-da… apparently we're getting a remake coming THIS Halloween.
Good Lord :V