I had a dream I was Spyro the dragon and drowned like he does in the game when he falls in water.
Still the earliest dream I remember and still one of the scariest nightmares I ever had.
I had a dream I was Spyro the dragon and drowned like he does in the game when he falls in water.
Still the earliest dream I remember and still one of the scariest nightmares I ever had.
Okay, the dream I had last night was kind of a doozey. It had something to do with making fun of pagan gods, I can't remember the specifics. But it ended with Lenny (from the Simpsons) being homeless and living in a warehouse. There was also a homeless woman in it and he convinced her to have sex with him. Duff Man had become homeless as well and was in the warehouse. He set up a video camera to film Lenny and the girl having sex while he sat in a hot tub. The viewpoint started zooming out as about a dozen women get into the hot tub with Duff Man. And that's how the dream ended :blink: .
Simpsons, only for adults edition. :ninja:
Oh, and I was in the shower and my arm had a bunch of holes in it that went all the way through. For every Pagan god mentioned in my dream I linked two of the holes with rope.
I have never remembered a single dream I have ever had
I remember that yesterdays dream involved my grandparents having a bunch of policemen in an enclosure in the ceiling in their bedroom , which for some reason was now in London .
I had a dream that I woke up and I was Megaman.
Since I saw Nolan's Inception (HIGHLY recommended) last July I've actually been keeping a dream journal, writing down every dream I remember immediately after waking up. I don't know if it has affected my dreaming anyhow in general but at least I can now recall dreams from the journal I'd have otherwise forgotten.
I always have dreams where driving is difficult for some reason. Last night my knees were touching the ceiling when I was trying to drive :blink: .
That happens to me all the time !
Well not realy but my legs don't realy fit in the conventional space in a taxi without some adjustment .
I´ve had som strange dreams. I dreamed that I got the plague, wich was a nightmare. And I´ve dreamed that my teatcher was really a transvestive, and in the same dream that my friends hair was really a nintendo mushroom. And that I was in a bus with my whole class and rabies foxes (after my teatcher talked about the rabies foxes they had on Denmark)
Not the weirdest , but stil kinda interesting . Basicly I dreamed that it was revealed that the "leaders" Dragon mentioned a while back in total number 33 .
That was it , realy .
Well, there were a lot of strange dreams in my life. But I don't even remember half of those…
Anyway, long ago I dreamt about a flying bus, a guy who was furiously cutting the grass with his two swords before he said: "You would be better as a rose... Yes, I'm sure of it"
After that I somehow got into Doom 2.
Then I had a dream where my history teacher forced me to eat a blue sausage and it tasted awful...
Oh and One Piece related: Aokiji was in my dream which I had before I started to watch One Piece. Seriously. I don't know how.
Maybe it's a bit off-topic, but am I the only one who has dreams of events that didn't even happen but will? It's strange. And although I can't remember them when I wake up, when it's happening (for example I'm reading on the bed) I have déja vu. I know it sounds silly but still...
Even so it's not a "strange" dream… Today I dreamt my father died... He is the only and most important person to me. So guess how that made me feel.
Called him as soon as I woke up....
EDIT: just remembered. There was something strange in this dream. I was with my mother (who I have no contact to) at one of our old flats. And everywhere on the internet (facebook, another forum ect) I wrote down "Dad is dead.." wtf.
I've had plenty of weird dreams in my life, but one I always remember off the top of my head would be this one I had in high school where a Big Bird doll and and an Elmo doll are having an intimate experience in a bathtub.
The problem is, that I never remember any of my dreams especially the strangest ones.
Wahaha^^
The latest dream made me shit bricks in the early morning. I remember that i was somewhere in a park or smth with my mom and little sister. The park was also a spring… Kinda similiar to my local park. It had little wooden bridges over the water but the river that was forming there was pretty fast. Well let's get to the point. My mom went ahead, my sis (she's 7 >_>) was walking in front of me and we were crossing one of the bridges. It was bit damaged and i was like "hey sis watch out there is a hol...". Then she fell in the water. I was about to jump but couldn't see her in the water, she was gone. Then i almost went Gear Second mode cuz my heart was beating indescribably fast but I woke up... I got scared by my heart cuz it was beating way to strong o_o
I think it was one of the most scariest dreams i ever had. I can't seem to remember any strange dreams cuz i forget 90% of them.
EDIT: Remembered my most common strange dream. I'm involved in a friggin fight, mostly people that i saw in real life attack me. Problem is that i become fucking powerless liek a fucking DF user in a sea. Im standing there unable to lift my arms or legs.
Also once i woke up in a strange way. I don't remember dreaming anything. My face was facing the pillow. My head lifted itself then hit the pillow with full force. I was like WTF IS THIS DUDE. I seriously tought someone grabbed my head and started slamming it.
So I was in a department store with pretty much everyone I know (and tons of people who I didn't know) and they all started turning into vampire zombies and coming after me. So I whipped out a machete and cut off their heads one by one. In the end they were all dead and I was standing alone covered in blood O_O
@CCC:
So I was in a department store with pretty much everyone I know (and tons of people who I didn't know) and they all started turning into vampire zombies and coming after me. So I whipped out a machete and cut off their heads one by one. In the end they were all dead and I was standing alone covered in blood O_O
uh O_O… Well atleast you won. In my dreams I always draw the shorter end...
My friend was once telling me about some special dreaming. It was starting with "L". Like you can control you dreams. He told me that he used Fire Fist in his dream and that he could totaly control it (the dream)
I think it's high time to go see a psychiatrist .
Maybe it's a bit off-topic, but am I the only one who has dreams of events that didn't even happen but will? It's strange. And although I can't remember them when I wake up, when it's happening (for example I'm reading on the bed) I have déja vu. I know it sounds silly but still…
Not quite the same but sometimes when I'm mostly asleep I remember "things" that I seem to have always known yet in reality they are complete nonsense .
@No:
I think it's high time to go see a psychiatrist .
Who are you talking to ? Me or CCC?
Well if you call those dreams crazy then you should check sleep paralysis.
You basicaly are paralysed. Then you wake up and you can only move your eye lids and you see/feel a strange shaded person (mostly) that's pulling you out of your bed and u can't do shit when that's happening. It lasts for a bout 5-10secs. You also feel like your head is being squezed.
Thank God that I don't have dreams like that.
C just sorta disturbed me , what with "killing people he knows" and all .
My friend was once telling me about some special dreaming. It was starting with "L". Like you can control you dreams. He told me that he used Fire Fist in his dream and that he could totaly control it (the dream)
It's called lucid dreaming and there's a whole another thread about it here to which I posted earlier today.
uh O_O… Well atleast you won. In my dreams I always draw the shorter end...
Same here. I always die or wake up before something terrible happens. I never win or have anything good hapening to me. Now that I think about it: I'm always stressed, frustrated, extremely angry, scared shitless or all of the above in my dreams.
The one time I survived and got away in a dream was when a car seat chased me (yes, I dreamed of a car seat with a face and legs chasing me) and I got away when a friend picked me up in his car.
Did the chair have four legs ?
No, two. He also had a weird robot head with a constantly angry expression. Why?
Chased by what I think was a rabbit.
Maybe it's a bit off-topic, but am I the only one who has dreams of events that didn't even happen but will? It's strange. And although I can't remember them when I wake up, when it's happening (for example I'm reading on the bed) I have déja vu. I know it sounds silly but still…
I've had several of these before. Like, I dream I'm doing something and I completely forget about it when I wake up. Then sometime later, could be a year or a month, the dream like, happens irl, and then I remember the dream and I'm all like HOLYSHITWTF.
I had a dream about being in a game reminiscent of Stalker. Only you could snap people's neck like in MGS and I was having fun with that. It also had some mysticism elements in it that I can't remember. One of the best parts involved a soldier sliding 100 feet on a slippery floor to behind my cover formed by a flipped table and me destroying his face with a shotgun .
Of all nights, it had to be last night for me to get a vampire-related dream.
At first, I wasn't a vampire, but was lodging at an old castle and my landlord was a very old vampire (looked like Ebenezer Scrooge) with a very HOT vampire daughter. There was also a very creepy vampire cherub living statue who lurked around the castle, probably under orders to turn me into a vampire.
I tried to woo the daughter, but she was obviously not interested in someone who isn't a vampire too, but I refused to be a vampire. At one point, the cherub statue transformed into a hot human girl who lured me to his room, but changed back and tried to bite me. I got rid of him using haki and then telling him to fuck off, but his efforts continued.
At some point, I gave up and let the cherub turn me into a vampire, but still the hot vampire daughter rejected me. ;_;
The one I just had.
It was halloween. I was randomly watching TV with my sisters and then, when I change the channel there is KID AND LAW in tv. I'm like wait what, OP airs here at last? But no, they were chibis. 3D chibis, pretty nice graphics. And of course there were other OP characters as well like Luffy and Usopp and stuff. Usopp had a girlfriend and Kid and Law were gay for each other. The show was made for kids so it was all cutesy and stuff. Show's name was something "One Piece: Spirit Day, Children's Special" and it was DUBBED. In Finnish. Kid had the most horrible voice ever, he sounded too cute.
When the show was over, I rushed to my computer and opened AP to see if there was any discussion about it. Yeah there was. And it was awesome. The official site of the show had a Finnish translation and I was in heaven. Until I found the opening video. It was all fine when there were the Supernovas with their own crews. But then.
Hawkins. Riding. On. A. Horse. With.
DRAKE.
It was the most horrible moment of my life. I started crying in my sleep and I returned to the forums and the thread. When I opened the last page, the layout had been changed to some stupid DrakeHawkins pic as the background and all posts were about pairings and how this makes DrakeHawkins canon. Worst nightmare ever. I was in shock and tried to write, but it was too much for me to handle when there were replies like "I bet Vepe is going to love this" and "This crushes the dreams of Apookins fangirls". I sobbed and sobbed and sobbed. I gave up. I was furious for the response what had risen amongst my fellow forumists.
They need to be punished. I started with simply hacking normal user's accounts. Then I got my hands on the green ones, and lastly. I had the admin's powers. I decided to destroy the site. And that was exactly what I did. Yes, I made AP-forums about Bleach and Naruto.
Now I'm still wtfing and wrote this with wet eyes. And red face. I can't even have my soothing Keraie now.
! Also somewhere in my dream Shuhan was at my house and I was horny as hell and… He left. Because my parents and little sisters were there.
! This makes me wonder what the fuck am I thinking.
No, two. He also had a weird robot head with a constantly angry expression. Why?
Did it look like one of our members' avatars ? :ninja:
Anyways forgot to mention this , but recently had a dream where I ripped off Dracula's head and sat on it .
…..
It made sense at the time .
Maybe it's a bit off-topic, but am I the only one who has dreams of events that didn't even happen but will? It's strange. And although I can't remember them when I wake up, when it's happening (for example I'm reading on the bed) I have déja vu. I know it sounds silly but still…
Yeah. I've had dreams like that. One time I had a dream that a blue convertible car swerved into the wrong lane in the highway and got hit by a large truck. After I had 2 dreams about this same incident, I decided to google it and it had happened recently in California. Creepy, ain't it.
But I think it's fun. Especially when you find out that what happened is what you dreamed about.
I have a lot of those Déja Vus. It's funny.
@No:
C just sorta disturbed me , what with "killing people he knows" and all .
I'm a misanthrope. Not a sociopath. The difference is that one kills people in dreams while the other kills in real life.
I had one of the most fucked up dreams today:
I was lying on my bed when my penis started bleeding. When I looked at it there was a giant spider coming out of my peehole. It hurt like fuck and even after waking up the thought just gave me chills.
One day i dremed that i was in a
I was being eaten by sexy zombie nurses
(but the felling was good)
I had one of the most fucked up dreams today:
I was lying on my bed when my penis started bleeding. When I looked at it there was a giant spider coming out of my peehole. It hurt like fuck and even after waking up the thought just gave me chills.
.. you have strange dreams.
I remember once I dreamed, though I don't think it had any visuals, about a certain song and when I woke up it was stuck in my head. I couldn't place it and to this day I don't think I had ever heard it at the time. Later that day I started a game on either Majora's Mask or Ocarina of Time and the music in my dream was the background music of the first boss fight.
When I was a kid I had a dream that me, Courage the cowardly dog, a blue kangeroo, and a gopher went on a cross-country trip on a fire truck jungle gym.
Maybe not the strangest but surely a creepy dream.
I had two Boa Hancock figures and my parents said: How dare you buy naked figures? - But she isn't naked, she got panties!
Then I cried and Kizaru hugged me…
Later in that dream I puked. Coincidence?
Also this is my second dream with an Admiral in it. The Aokiji one was better, we listened to music together.
I don't want to dream about Akainu though... don't want to get magmafisted...
I dreamed I was robb stark from the books "the song of ice and fire". Only difference was that it was charlie chaplin-style slapstick with music and textframes and everything. even stranger was that king Arthur and merlin were there and the dream ended with a woman asking merlin if he was wearing the curtains of their childrens' bedroom as a robe at which he replied "I'm sorry"
when I woke up I was utterly confused. . .
Last night I won a car, like a Ford F150, and decided to test drive it. I drive a stick, you see, so that probably influenced my dream a lot. The car I won was automatic and it had the strangest shifting method I had ever seen. Shifting between reverse, drive, etc, had to do with how hard you pressed the gas. And something about David Bowie's tenth marriage anniversary and him chasing an imp down in my neighborhood.
I had a dream last night where my ejaculate smelled strongly of battery acid. The texture of it was incredibly starchy and I kept smelling it. At one point I rubbed it across my palms and it started stinging, so I tried washing it off. It sort of worked, but residue was still stuck. I may have also licked it, but I mostly spent my time observing it.
And there was a constant squeak in the background throughout, like ungreased gears. If you've heard bad mouse-wheels spin, it was just that. Because when I woke up it turned out to have just been a bad mouse-wheel squeaking. I can confirm my semen was not actually battery acid, however.
I was telling myself how I never had any dreams then when I went to bed that night I did! Although it wasn't a real good dream -_- all I really remember is everything in my room was gone and it was in the process of being torn down.. No idea what it meant but anyways
@Gigglepuffy:
I had a dream last night where my ejaculate smelled strongly of battery acid. The texture of it was incredibly starchy and I kept smelling it. At one point I rubbed it across my palms and it started stinging, so I tried washing it off. It sort of worked, but residue was still stuck. I may have also licked it, but I mostly spent my time observing it.
And there was a constant squeak in the background throughout, like ungreased gears. If you've heard bad mouse-wheels spin, it was just that. Because when I woke up it turned out to have just been a bad mouse-wheel squeaking. I can confirm my semen was not actually battery acid, however.
…I could have SWORN that you were a girl.
It's because I am~
There are things… I don't want to know.
Alrighty then. Acidic semen is terrifying .