_Looks like I'm the only one awake, so I am gonna get the ball rolling. If I see anyone mention Camie's anatomy (you know what I mean) I will beat you with a fish and then do something worse! Don't test me (us)!!
Seriously!!
Disclaimer: I suck at writing, but wanted to give an intro a shot…_
Mihawk lifted the brow of his hat lazily, adjusting his eyes from the glare to see what was blocking his path.
"What a waste of time," Mihawk sighed in irritation, "I should have known traveling this close to the Calm Belt would ruin my sleep."
The Sea King towered overhead, looming over the tiny vessel and swaying back and forth. Reaching over his shoulder, Mihawk gracefully removed the long dark blade from its sheath on his back and thrust it out in the serpents direction.
With one quick twist of his wrist, the blade made a downward arc and came to a complete stop near the rim of the boat, causing a wind to rip through the Sea King clean down the middle, carving a path in even the ocean water itself.
As the waves began to calm, Mihawk returned his sword to its place and leaned back to resume his nap.
Just as he finished covering his eyes with his hat, he heard another sound approaching him from above.
"Eeeeeeeeeeaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
"What now?" Mihawk groaned, sitting up once more, "Is there no end to the noi–"
Mihawks words were cut off as something struck the front of the boat so hard that Mihawk was launched from his chair and sent flying into the water.
Camie gasped in relief, sitting up from the soft slab of meat she had been so fortunate to land on.
"Thank you for saving m-- AHH!! I screwed up!!" Looking around frantically, Camie could not find the savior that she so desperately wanted to share her gratitude with.
As Mihawk reached the surface of the water, he glared towards the boat he should have been half asleep in by now, "I've had enough of this..."