omg why did i not read that post sooner. that was hilarious!
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i thought this was kinda related to an anime group.
man arrested for having simpsons kiddie porn
http://tvguide.sympatico.msn.ca/TVNews/Articles/081209_simpsons_child_porn_DW -
Dunno if it's true or not, and I don't care, but it's still hilarious.
And when this manga closes out, and Luffy's arm stretches back to deliver that last punch, I wanna feel the crunch of the dream coming true.
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Probably pretty typical, but still pretty horrible:
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If that much happens for not doing homework I wonder what kind of reward you get for doing it instead.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm
Don't want to ruin the surprise.
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@Fire Fist:
Probably pretty typical, but still pretty horrible:
Face Tearing Teachers are typical in China?
If that much happens for not doing homework I wonder what kind of reward you get for doing it instead.
Those hentai sims don't seem so ludicrous if that's the case (Not that i've actually played one http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hentai-game-reviews/ )
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Those hentai sims don't seem so ludicrous if that's the case (Not that i've actually played one http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hentai-game-reviews/ )
I don't get it.
Either way Something Awful has a lot of bias against Hentai related games.
I've often wondered about that myself; seems like being supported by people who only want you there so the world can end in fire (with you going to Hell in the process) would be somewhat off-putting
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The male gender is in danger!
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/its-official-men-really-are-the-weaker-sex-1055688.html
It's official: Men really are the weaker sex
Evolution is being distorted by pollution, which damages genitals and the ability to father offspring, says new study. Geoffrey Lean reports
Sunday, 7 December 2008The male gender is in danger, with incalculable consequences for both humans and wildlife, startling scientific research from around the world reveals.
The research – to be detailed tomorrow in the most comprehensive report yet published – shows that a host of common chemicals is feminising males of every class of vertebrate animals, from fish to mammals, including people…. -
Wonder why no one has talked about this, but neways:
'Parently Michael Phelps smokes weed.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090201/ap_en_ce/swm_phelps_marijuanaI really don't care, the man's 23. Why SHOULDN'T he smoke? Everyone does it at some point in life. No exceptions.
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Who the hell is Phelps?
And when this manga closes out, and Luffy's arm stretches back to deliver that last punch, I wanna feel the crunch of the dream coming true.
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Michael Phelps rfffffffffffffffffff
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@dirt:
Who the hell is Phelps?
A US swimmer who won the gold medal in swimming in the Beijing Olympics. You should watch the video, he wins by just a fraction of a second.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090204/ap_on_re_us/highway_signs_zombies
:blink: Lol..its funny in a way
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@ZeArmyOfHalen:
Wonder why no one has talked about this, but neways:
'Parently Michael Phelps smokes weed.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090201/ap_en_ce/swm_phelps_marijuanaI really don't care, the man's 23. Why SHOULDN'T he smoke? Everyone does it at some point in life. No exceptions.
Yeah, this story pissed me off. And then you got some worthless Richland Country Sheriff trying to become famous by attempting to throw Phelps in jail b/c of it. Just leave the guy alone.
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Well, he lost endorsement deals and such, so I blame him not for doing it but getting caught.
Douche.
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That's what happens when you have friends or whoever took the picture in the first place.
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I doubt they were even his real 'friends' seeing as how he's famous and all.
Probably some douche just decided "HEY, LOOK ITS MY BUDDY PHELPS SMOKING A BONG! YOU GO PHELPS. IMMA TAKE A PHOTO OF YOU WITH MY CELLPHONE CUZ U JUST LOOK SO COOL!'
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Of course they weren't his real friends.
The boy got stupid and thought he could get away with it.
As much as I think he's a moron for doing it, I give him credit. He's not freaking out like most celebrities would and throw every excuse. He's admiting to it and accepting apology.
So, who here heard about Chris Brown hitting Rihanna?
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Honestly, I'm surprised he just didn't yell "Shopped!" until they dropped it. He could have easily convinced everyone that it was just photoshopped and that would have been the end of it.
Anyway, this might be interesting:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28984455/
Hey, whatever works.
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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A crazed man stabbed his 17 year old sister to death then decapitated his 5 year old sister before being fatally shot by police.
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@ZeArmyOfHalen:
'Parently Michael Phelps smokes weed.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090201/ap_en_ce/swm_phelps_marijuanaI really don't care, the man's 23. Why SHOULDN'T he smoke? Everyone does it at some point in life. No exceptions.
No, not everyone take drugs. Many people have a lot more self-respect than that.
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http://www.smh.com.au/national/pimp-paid-child-prostitute-in-chicken-nuggets-20090330-9gnm.html
A Brisbane man who pimped out a 16-year-old schoolgirl rewarded her with chicken nuggets after she had sex with middle-aged men, a court has heard.
Ronald Vikrash Gander, 27, was living with his 16-year-old girlfriend in Brisbane in June 2008 when his teen lover's school friend moved in after running away from home.
Brisbane District Court was told to pay the rent on their Brisbane unit, Gander and his girlfriend told the girl she would have to work as a prostitute.
Using his credit card, Gander placed several ads in a Brisbane newspaper offering the girl's services.
The girl, who cannot be named, had sex with men aged between 40 and 60 and also took part in a lesbian romp with a 25-year-old woman who responded to the advertisements.
Crown prosecutor Patrick Power said after the girl was injured during a sex session she asked if she could stop the work but Gander's girlfriend told her if she did they could not pay the rent and they would all be left homeless.
The girl confessed what was happening to a school guidance counsellor and police were alerted.
When questioned, Gander, who has a history of dishonesty and fraud offences in Queensland, admitted his crime.
He said the money earned went on living expenses, hire car costs to drive the girl to jobs and buckets of chicken nuggets for her to eat.
Gander today pleaded guilty to procuring prostitution of a young person and knowingly participating in the provision of prostitution with a circumstance of aggravation.
Judge Marshall Irwin is expected to sentence Gander later today.
Gander's girlfriend has also been charged and is yet to be dealt with by the courts.
I confess I loled.
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And with that my faith in humanity decreases even further.
And the lamb lies down on Broadway
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are you a NUGNUT??
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Fun fact: If you are 16 you can get a job at McD's or KFC, get paid AND get Chicken Nuggets :v
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I didn't read through the whole story, but the thread title was enough to make anyone lol like crazy. So "lol", I guess.
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Ms Robinson said: 'He was a bit scared of it because he's never seen one that size before. He got it in a box and took it to a vet.
Should have just squashed it.
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^Easy to say. Had I seen such a big spider I would had scream like a little girl and then I would had browned my pants. Kinda weird they didn't took it to a zoo though. Probabaly lots of people would had loved to see the spider now.
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Fun fact: If you are 16 you can get a job at McD's or KFC, get paid AND get Chicken Nuggets :v
grumble ya, but then you'd have to work. :\ that's no fun.
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She had better have gotten BBQ Sauce with them, otherwise someone's in deep shit.
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I don't know what to say, but WOW!!! xD
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Oh crap, even through wasn't ment to be funny. Somehow I found it funny.
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Man, how do you even find these? LOL! Best deal ever. And yes, lulz have been had.
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Damn, it seems like everyone got screwed in this scenario (in more ways than one)
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Oh my god the Lulz.
God can be one cruel bastard.
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I would've enjoyed the chicken nuggets first, and then advise the court
but on a serious note: I hope she ran away from home for a legit reason, otherwise how is this a better alternative?
So, I'm sitting in church one Sunday, when God says, "Hey! I had Reese's for breakfast!"
"No way! Candy for breakfast?"
"Not candy! Reese's Puffs Cereal!"
A heavenly part of this balanced breakfast.
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It's horrible, yet funny at the same time.
I'm suddenly in the mood for Wendy's chicken nuggets.
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And with that my faith in humanity decreases even further.
Honestly.
The world is big, I know, but these stories still seem too dumb to be real. Yet, we can't deny that they are. :/
Pathetic.
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I'd be surprised if I saw a big spider out of nowhere, but in a banana shipment I'd freak out.
Stories of wandering spiders making it into banana shipments are usually urban legends, especially if they survived all the way to the supermarket, but hearing a live case is really scary.
I don't think the wanderer is quite as dangerous as people seem to think though…the six-eyed sand spider has even more nightmarishly dangerous venom and can deliver more of a payload with each bite. Plus, there's no anti-toxin against its venom.
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This story is making me hungry
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finger-licking good
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oh that's just so bad gekko :D
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Even if Gander doesn't get the chair, I get the feeling his goose is cooked.
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For some reason, I feel inclined to coin the phrase "Pimp McNuggets", but I can't find a place to use it properly.
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