Chuck Norris
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html
This gave me a chuckle=)
Chuck Norris
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Seriously, WTF is up with all this Chuck Norris fanboy-ism lately. It seems like all of a sudden he was just.. born.
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Chuck Norris was never born…he was always here.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds:walk and kill
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Who IS Chuck Norris?
I remember him from Dodgeball and thats it.
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He's the Texas Ranger, foo! x3
"So when you're in Texas look behind you, Cause that's where the Ranger's… gonna be." It was a pretty cool show.
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Hehe, I love it when Conan O'Brien plays random clips of Walker, Texas Ranger. :laugh: I think that's probably part of what's generating all this satirical Chuck Norris publicity.
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Omg! I've been to three sites which all of a sudden got bombed with Chuck Norris jokes, you dare bring them here! MY WOOD CHUCK WILL CHUCK YOU!
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That thing is old. Hell, I know the guy who came up with the idea in the first place.
But even better ? Yes, bow down to me, I have actually met the legend that is Chuck Norris. My father was in a movie with him and he figured, what better reason to pull me out of school ? So yeah. Chuck bought me lunch. That was cool.
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Wow. Everybody in my band class would be going apeshit if they heard it from you.
If I told them, they'd be like, "BULLSHIT!"
Always having to accuse someone of lying, yo. >_<
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i'm ready to offer my body if somebody can find a link to delta force 2
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Sorry, I'm saving myself.
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Seriously, WTF is up with all this Chuck Norris fanboy-ism lately. It seems like all of a sudden he was just.. born.
true, Chuck Norris has been around for years and been doing it badly.
I remember watching Walker, Texas Ranger (movie) about 6 years ago now, and just pissing myself laughing at the ending, I suggest you all watch it because it's gold.
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My favorite fact is
"Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11…... a suicide."
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That thing is old. Hell, I know the guy who came up with the idea in the first place.
But even better ? Yes, bow down to me, I have actually met the legend that is Chuck Norris. My father was in a movie with him and he figured, what better reason to pull me out of school ? So yeah. Chuck bought me lunch. That was cool.
Sweet. What movie?
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My favorite fact:
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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"So when you're in Texas look behind you, Cause that's where the Ranger's… gonna be." It was a pretty cool show.
"In the eyes of the ranger, the unsuspecting stranger, you'd better know the truth of wrong from right…
Cause the eyes of the ranger are upon you
Any wrong you do he's gonna see
So when you're in Texes look behind you
Cause that's where the rangers gonna be" -
Ha, that's like the Vin Diesel thing, huh?
90% of my respect for him came from getting his neck snapped in the colisseum.
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My friends dad looks exactly like chuck norris. Hell its to the point where thats what we call him. He even has the Chuck Norris action figure with karate chop action.
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@Anime:
My friends dad looks exactly like chuck norris. Hell its to the point where thats what we call him. He even has the Chuck Norris action figure with karate chop action.
That's disturbing…..............
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Hehe, I love it when Conan O'Brien plays random clips of Walker, Texas Ranger. :laugh: I think that's probably part of what's generating all this satirical Chuck Norris publicity.
Yeah, I'm almost 100% positive that's why. At least all the "Walker told me I have aids" stuff anyway.
My personal favorite was one where a kid was falling and some guy didn't catch him. I can't find a clip of it though.
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I like the Vin Diesel one better.
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Some of yall dont know how godly Chuck Norris really is.
http://www.gorillamask.net/conanwalker.shtml
And then the SNL skit
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I'm going to see if any of the clips is the one I like. It's taking awhile to load for me though.
Edit: Nevermind, I can't get them to load.
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They do have one where the kid jumps down and the guy doesnt catch him though XD
Cool. I liked Conan's reaction to that one.
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While I'm thinking of it, do those links have the clip with the old man in the wheelchair?
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KJ - he was in a made-for-TV movie about this diamond cutter. It was filmed completely up here in Spokane… pretty cool deal. (Chuck's wife is really nice)
My father and I both belong to the same talent agency around here, but since I'm still in high school I'm never asked for anything (mainly because the liason around here also knows me, and would rather see my education come first over a cameo with Cuba Gooding Jr. or someone). So my father will get auditions for one-scene characters a lot of the time and make some money on the side; his thing with Chuck was just one of those.
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Some of yall dont know how godly Chuck Norris really is.
I dont think Ive ever laughed so hard after that dude didnt catch that kid XD
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Chunk Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris!
Sorry, couldnt' resist. XD
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Chuck Norris beat a game of Connect Four in three moves.
That's the Texas Ranger for u
What? Failing is hard work, too.
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Chuck Norris is a god, along with Paul Soth the anime god. XD
The thing that started the whole liking Chuck Norris thing with my friends was the cartoon like WAAAY long ago. (if you get a chance to see it then please do, its funny as hell!!!)
I can't believe that he's really big in places like World of Warcraft, you know you can get reported for just saying his name. People do it all the time. I think Chuck like made a comment on his website about people saying his name everywhere.
But that was some really funny shit that Conan started, I don't think I can EVER come up with the concept of pulling a lever that showed Walker Texas Ranger clips. lmao
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I dont think Ive ever laughed so hard after that dude didnt catch that kid XD
Yeah, that was awesome when I first saw it.
I got the clips to load finally. I hadn't seen the last clip before…that was pretty good.
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those Chuck Norris t-shirts are hilariously To Die For. wants
music's never loud enough
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oh, wow. i made these TOTALLY AWESOME (… not) chuck norris -signatures for a friend a couple of days ago, and because i'm such a bastard, i'm now gonna flood this poor thread with them.
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Oh those are awesome may I use some of them I would try to use all of them once.
(Only for a day or something)
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certainly, if you like them.
adds characters because isn't as powerful and amazing as chuck norris who probably would have just stared at the character limit until it explodes
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Yes, for every day that passes their shall be a new Sig I shall crisson thee
"Chuck Norris week"
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Wasn't Chuck Norris an apprentice of Bruce Lee?
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Vin Diesel and Chuck Norrises facts were a ripoff of Bill Brasky to begin with.
TO BILL BRASKY!
the bigot who thinks being an asshole is actually worth shit
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@Cap'n:
Vin Diesel and Chuck Norrises facts were a ripoff of Bill Brasky to begin with.
TO BILL BRASKY!
BRASKY!!!!!
That needed to be done.
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Hehe, I love it when Conan O'Brien plays random clips of Walker, Texas Ranger. :laugh: I think that's probably part of what's generating all this satirical Chuck Norris publicity.
yeah, that's what i was thinking of too… those are so funny!
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Chuck Norris visited my Tae Kwon Do studio once… gave some sort of "motivational" speech type of deal. I almost told a Chuck Norris joke to Chuck Norris... but I figured he'd, like, roundhouse kick me or something, so I didn't.
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What joke was it.
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I thought that that flash movie, The Ultimate Showdown, was what triggered it.
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I thought that that flash movie, The Ultimate Showdown, was what triggered it.
I'm not sure…I've never heard of it myself, so I'm sure there are others who haven't either. And more people in the world probably watch Conan than flash movies.
What was it about though?
