Wow, just flipping through channels and within 5 seconds I heard "repeal Obamacare". Kooky. Can I get a bingo while just channel surfing?
And didn't the supreme court already decide it was here to stay? And the like, 80 attempts to get it cut off have been blocked?
All you have to do to "fix" Social Security is to remove the cap on the payroll tax.
As is, it'll be decades before they'll even have to reduce benefits to 70% of the current amount.
Well, that was a first…
Donald Trump refuses to admit that he went genuinely bankrupt.
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"I straight up exploited bankruptcy laws and don't see why I should not admit that on public television."
Fox News really seems to be trying to stick it to Trump and it's just not working.
I like how they need to ask the question more than one time to Trump.
Iran deal, here we go.
This is one of those deals where "small business" means that they only employ a handful of people no matter how much money they make, right?
Iran is not backing ISIS you stupid fucks.
Gonna sleep now. But boy those debates are fun. Are they all always like that?
And ribbon-tying is the first thing to be said about the Iran deal. Look at my surprised face. Look at it :getlost:
Why are they all still thinking that Iran is run by Khomenei.
Yes, social issues coming up next! Over-under on the total number of times "one man and one woman" is said? I feel like 20 is a decent estimate.
If you get dunked on in the dream, you get dunked on in real life
I want them to ask if they support sex education beyond merely abstinence.
Yes, social issues coming up next! Over-under on the total number of times "one man and one woman" is said? I feel like 20 is a decent estimate.
Depends on whether or not they ask Huckabee. If he gets that question, then twenty is way too low.
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Because if there's a winning issue for Republicans, it's "no rape exceptions where abortions are concerned".
Complicating things since 2009.
"No, sorry, I don't think the 13-year old girl who got raped by her father has a choice in how her life should advance."
Ronald Reagan Trump
Ahahahahaha Trump just out and out said that Bush's presidency was a disaster.
Here comes the gays
Huckabee, torpedo your chances.
Gay marriage time!
Kasich desperately hiding in the moderate wing.
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Won't someone think of the poor Christians?
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Shut the fuck up Rand, I've seen this episode when your dad was in it.
#Blacklivesmatter.
Well, this is going to be a trainwreck.
"Just train the cops better."
Welp.
Huck didn't get his chance to shoot himself in the foot with gay marriage
Now we'll only have the other issues
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Thank goodness that Scott Walker is here to screw up instead
It's cool to transition from shitting on #Blacklivesmatter to a trailer for the NWA movie.
Trump stops his foreign policy answer to take a passive-aggressive shot at Jeb.
Aaaaaaaand bam, mention of the Reagan inauguration.
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...Ben, just go away.
Carson went back to Romney's nonsense about the smallest Navy since 1917 but without Obama to point out the lack of cavalry and bayonets.
Mike, I think you could've described the army better than "kill people and break stuff".
I hadn't realized we'd cut down the military by 25% under Obama.
That's pretty great. Can we knock it down some more?
Israel is one of the largest recipients of foreign aid.
Rand's desire to be an international hermit is unwittingly destroying his fundamental Christian base.
@Cyan:
Rand's desire to be an international hermit is unwittingly destroying his fundamental Christian base.
How dare he take my only job
"Bring America's peacetime army numbers in-line with the middle of World War II."
I really hope that they keep a foreign policy debate in the actual Presidential election. Hillary will eat these guys alive.
Complicating things since 2009.
I really hope that they keep a foreign policy debate in the actual Presidential election. Hillary will eat these guys alive.
"So do any of you know what religion is the majority in Iran? And the only religion practiced by ISIS? Hint: they're different."
Oh God
This is the final trap, right?
Are you there, God? It's me, Marco.
Ahahahahahahah this question. I can't handle this.
What if God was a God-Fearing Proper American Conservative Like Us?
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I can see the sweat pouring down all of their faces.
This is tripping them up.
Marco gets the double whammy
God Bless the God Blessed by God.
Ben. Stop. Please.
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and the state was unified and then stuff and stuff and good vibes and buzzwords and good feelings and GOD BLESS OHIO
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Ted Cruz wants to move the American embassy in Israel into Jerusalem.
Yeah that'll go over fantastically.
Been to busy with work to watch the debate unfortunately, but the conversation in this thread has been hilariously entertaining.
@Cyan:
I can see the sweat pouring down all of their faces.
This is tripping them up.
What was the question, if you don't mind my asking?
Someone married their stepmom and then got murdered?
Sounds like he used a monkey paw to make a porno story come true.
Then the curse of the paw eventually killed him.
Is it mean of me to have chuckled at hearing Chistie's dad worked at a Ice Cream factory?
@Rogues':
Been to busy with work to watch the debate unfortunately, but the conversation in this thread is hilariously entertaining.
What was the question, if you don't mind my asking?
Have you received a message from God?
@Rogues':
What was the question, if you don't mind my asking?
In essence, "What has God told you prioritize in your presidency?"
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"I took on the Big Government Union Bosses, and won. And lost the love and respect of my state."
@Rogues':
What was the question, if you don't mind my asking?
“I want to know if any of them have received a word from God on what they should do and take care of first.”
