How will Hinata catch up to Sakura now? :ninja:
Naruto and Bleach IV- Sexy time
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Jiraiya was alive as Madara all along.
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Yamato is the foot?
OR did a bleach character manage to sneak into naruto?
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Did Sakura just stick her hand into Naruto and grab his heart?
And did Karin actually do something useful? What the Christ is going on in this chapter?! (Also, I guess this confirms that she's an Uzumaki).
Well, at least we have Madara donning a six sage outfit for no reason to give us our regular dose of stupidity.
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madara looks stupid. he looks like he wrapped a blanket around himself. juubito design was better.
also i noticed he only has one little horn. lol and an incompelte staff
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Did Sakura just stick her hand into Naruto and grab his heart?
yeah, that was gory even for me
beside is it even possible?????
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yeah, that was gory even for me
beside is it even possible?????
i dont think any paramedic will do something that crazy…internal cardiac massage.(sister had it done during her first pacemaker surgery). I'm surprised he'd even put something like this in the chapter. But then again, armadillo penis.
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Kushina Uzumaki… Karen Uzumaki... OF COURSE THEY'RE RELATED OROCHIMARU! Man, it's like the Uzumaki Clan automatically makes others incredibly stupid when they talk about it.
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Yamato is the foot?
OR did a bleach character manage to sneak into naruto?
foot is most likely of Kabuto(now reformed)…
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This is all I thought of when Sakura stuck her hand inside Naruto
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when she stuck her hand inside him i thought that it was going past 2nd base. this is hentai now
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i didn't know Karin could do any other jutsu…also i don't remember when that statue thing spawned and i don't care to go back and find out but Madara looks nice this chapter..so it's got that going for it
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Sakura does hand held CPR with the same sort of precision and accuracy as me while doing Surgeon Simulator.
Meanwhile, I get that Karin's been basically said to be an Uzumaki, but why is it all of the sudden that she brings out these random chains? Coulda been useful maybe with handling the eight tails.
And I'll admit, I actually like Six Paths' Madara better than Obito.
Is that Grimmjow in the last shot?
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Is Bleach on break this week or did they just not get to it yet ?
Just got up so I don't know the details.
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Why the hell do they need to leave the battlefield for "Minatos place"? Why can't they get the Black Kyuubi from Minato himself? Zombie or no, it has been made abundantly clear that he has the chakra.
As for Karin…suddenly she has more battle power than a platoon including a former hokage, straight outta nowhere. "She's an Uzumaki" my ass, when Narutos mom used chains it made kinda sense; she was restraining the Kyuubi in Narutos mind, and was a former Host herself.
But DERP, now appearantly flailing giant chains around is a trademark of the Uzumaki family!!! Wheres your giant chains Naruto, you loser!Aaaaaaand Madara is the Jyuubi host. HERE WE GO AGAIN. Somehow absorbing the creature even though he has no fucking Toilet Eye power.
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I thought that Naruto chapter was kind of cool. The internal heart massage is the coolest medical ninja thing we've seen so far. Most of the time medical ninjas just use their magical healing hands to wash the pain away.
I still loathe Karin.
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it doesnt make sense that karin can absorb her own chakra to heal.
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@The:
Why the hell do they need to leave the battlefield for "Minatos place"? Why can't they get the Black Kyuubi from Minato himself?
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Aaaaaaand Madara is the Jyuubi host. HERE WE GO AGAIN. Somehow absorbing the creature even though he has no fucking Toilet Eye power.1)lol..by 'Minato's place' it means where Minato is currently in battlefield…:happy:
2)Madara has one rinnegan....
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perhaps the cpr is a ''kiss'' before sakura sacrifices herself. dieeeee somebody!
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1)lol..by 'Minato's place' it means where Minato is currently in battlefield…:happy:
2)Madara has one rinnegan....
Yeah exactly. Minato's place. Kilometers away from their current location? That was a huge jump in the distance suddenly, and quite conveniently it also makes the situation all the more dramatic.
You know, until Naruto eventually has to make his way back kilometers away to Madara.
But yeah, having only one Rinnegan didn't stop Obito from sucking into the Juubi, so I guess that works.
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Oh shit Sakura's being useful for once.
Madara looks ridiculous LOL
Aaand Karin's asspull power-up comes out of nowhere. Now she has the same power as Naruto's mom. Sure, why not?
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And in the next issue, Madara finally shows up in front of Kakashi..! I can't describe the extent of how much I anticipated this fateful encounter.
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Holy shit, the worst female characters in the series did awesome shit? The fuck is going on?
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@Bartholemew:
And in the next issue, Madara finally shows up in front of Kakashi..! I can't describe the extent of how much I anticipated this fateful encounter.
Minato is there too where Kakashi is….and Gaara company heading for the same place..so unless Kakashi can hold up Madara,Naruto won't manage to get Yin Kurama...but then Kakashi won't survive the encounter..:sad:
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Minato is there too where Kakashi is….and Gaara company heading for the same place..so unless Kakashi can hold up Madara,Naruto won't manage to get Yin Kurama...but then Kakashi won't survive the encounter..:sad:
Can't Gaara just hang out with Tobi-Zetsu (which is who I think you mean by Madara), or like Obito maybe just use his one chance at redemption at reviving Naruto by inserting !Kurama into Naruto?
How do they plan on transferring from Minato into Naruto anyway
Edit: Now I see the preview blurb about Madara. lol amazing how fast Madara can transfer kilometers compared to Gaara.
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Oh shit Sakura's being useful for once.
Madara looks ridiculous LOL
Aaand Karin's asspull power-up comes out of nowhere. Now she has the same power as Naruto's mom. Sure, why not?
Well she is an Uzumaki…and Orochimaru picked her up for a reason.
But I still want to know who the new mask is...
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If Karin could do those chains why didn't her do it more soon?
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2)Madara has one rinnegan….
Obitos Toilet Flush was based on his own personal mangekyo sharingan, which Madara doesn't have. The rinnegan does a ton of shit, but the extreme suction/dimension powers ain't one of them. Hell, you can even see Madara absorbing the Juubi through his back.
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@The:
Obitos Toilet Flush was based on his own personal mangekyo sharingan, which Madara doesn't have. The rinnegan does a ton of shit, but the extreme suction/dimension powers ain't one of them. Hell, you can even see Madara absorbing the Juubi through his back.
Oh, so that's which toilet flush ability you meant. Actually, and rarely would I defend Kishi, although in this case you could attribute it to his poor layout and panelling, the whole sucking it up doesn't involve the use of Kamui but is just what happens when the ten tails becomes sealed and hosted by a jinchuuriki.
…at least I think that's how Obito ended up getting the ten tails sucked into him.
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@The:
Wheres your giant chains Naruto, you loser!
This really got a good laugh out of me. Thanks Daz ;)
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Bleach is out btw .
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This really got a good laugh out of me. Thanks Daz ;)
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Bleach is out btw .
http://www.mangapanda.com/bleach/567Where's your suck on your arm orgasm powers Naruto, you loser!
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But Obito didn't do any sealing, or ritual or anything. He was just lying on his face, with the sharingan eye-side down and facing the juubi, and suddenly it gets glorped up in a visual style highly reminiscent of Obitos swirling flush.
Otherwise, the only requirement to becoming the host to the most powerful creature in the world is…touching it. I know the Beast Hosts have been devalued, but that still seems way too simple.
Also, is Killerbee dying? I forget.
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@The:
But Obito didn't do any sealing, or ritual or anything. He was just lying on his face, with the sharingan eye-side down and facing the juubi, and suddenly it gets glorped up in a visual style highly reminiscent of Obitos swirling flush.
Otherwise, the only requirement to becoming the host to the most powerful creature in the world is…touching it. I know the Beast Hosts have been devalued, but that still seems way too simple.
Also, is Killerbee dying? I forget.
I think Naruto recalled that Obito's handseal was supposed to be the outer path revival but then Obito used a different one, and that one was the one to do the sealing. Probs the same one that Madara used this chapter? I'm too lazy to look it up. But yeah, I think Obito did do something. And that assimilating a gigantic chakra monster has essentially been engineered to be something simple just so that Kishimoto doesn't have to spend a lot of time on it.
Also, Killerbee isn't a Hokage candidate so obviously even if he's lying in the dirt screaming for air, he isn't gonna get any.
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http://www.mangapanda.com/bleach/567/11
I may hate how fucking smugfull of smug Rukia is (Jesus fucking Christ Kubo, your protagonist should not go around being high and mighty and looking down on their opponents with superiority and distaste. That's exactly the kind of character fucking Byakuya is and you, at least for one moment in the past, acknowledged this kind of behaviour was wrong)
I do like Nodt's expression down there. That is legitimately funny.
I do hope that's not the highlight of this chapter though.
http://www.mangapanda.com/bleach/567/12
Seriously ? Was there any need waste nearly a whole page on that ? And if the answer is yes, DRAW SOMETHING ON THE GODDAMN PAGE THEN. GOD.
http://www.mangapanda.com/bleach/567/14
You're also currently dead BECAUSE YOU'RE IN THE AFTERLIFE.
HOW DOES KUBO NOT REMEMBER THIS ? Does he not remember that in SS they don't have real bodies but are made out of spirit particles, which was the very reason you needed to have Ichigo's body managed by Kon whenever he went to SS until recently when you just….didn't anymore.
And it's not like Rukia was born in SS or anything, she literally died to get there.
http://www.mangapanda.com/bleach/567/15
….Sigh
Kubo.....having someone appear behind someone else is NOT good fight choreagraphy. It's basically a cheap shortcut that only works sparingly.
http://www.mangapanda.com/bleach/567/16
You do realise that every movement would make your frozen blood break up right ? Not to mention your veins exploding and….ugh. There's just too much stupid here guys.
http://www.mangapanda.com/bleach/567/17
….The....the...the what ?
ICE DOES NOT CAUSE EARTHQUAKES.
http://www.mangapanda.com/bleach/567/17
And you spent all of them just saying that.
Evaluation:
Yes that eye panel was the highlight of the chapter. Also is there really any difference between Rukia's power and Hitsugaya's power, except Rukia has to actually touch everything and doesn't seem to be able to control ice or construct anything from it, thereby making it kinda inferior ?
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Bleach: My temperature is so low THAT I DO NOT HAVE EMOTIONS
It never ceases to amaze me how much these dead souls adhere to real life biology.
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Is anyone in this series actually alive? Serious question.
And Kubo bringing up that stupid fear and opposition thing again. Will we get fear antibodies??
Edit: and no I don't just mean the stupid "molecules are currently defying the third law of thermodynamics, therefore fuck you!"
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@Purple:
I think Naruto recalled that Obito's handseal was supposed to be the outer path revival but then Obito used a different one, and that one was the one to do the sealing. Probs the same one that Madara used this chapter? I'm too lazy to look it up. But yeah, I think Obito did do something. And that assimilating a gigantic chakra monster has essentially been engineered to be something simple just so that Kishimoto doesn't have to spend a lot of time on it.
No, he was doing the Rinne Tensei alright; remember, Madara was gradually becoming more alive, until Minato cut down Obito, whereupon the process stops, and Madara bounces back to Edo zombie mode. After that, Obito does nothing but lie in a puddle of his own blood until he sudenly absorbs the 10 tails.
@Purple:
Also, Killerbee isn't a Hokage candidate so obviously even if he's lying in the dirt screaming for air, he isn't gonna get any.
How much you wanna bet Bee is going to be saved by a spare Chakra Tentacle, stored away for just this occasion.
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@The:
Bleach: My temperature is so low THAT I DO NOT HAVE EMOTIONS
It never ceases to amaze me how much these dead souls adhere to real life biology.
And yet they apparently never need to actually eat unless they are shinigami.
For some reason.
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@The:
No, he was doing the Rinne Tensei alright; remember, Madara was gradually becoming more alive, until Minato cut down Obito, whereupon the process stops, and Madara bounces back to Edo zombie mode. After that, Obito does nothing but lie in a puddle of his own blood until he sudenly absorbs the 10 tails.
Right, so here Kishimoto writes in a convenient panelling showing the difference between Rinne Tensei and the self-jinchurikification technique.
http://www.mangapanda.com/naruto/638/9
Again, none too elaborate and sloppy writing. For two OP techs to have nearly the same seals and initial effects
How much you wanna bet Bee is going to be saved by a spare Chakra Tentacle, stored away for just this occasion.
idk, there _is_ the probability that Kishi will forget that Killerbee should have died from the extraction.
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I can't take the whole 'I'm currently dead' thing seriously when Soul Society was originally portrayed to be the afterlife (purgatory would be a more accurate description tbh).
Naruto was okay. I suddenly want to know what Anko's up to. Lol.
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Yeah, Kubo forgot virtually everyone is already dead. I don't think there's any point to try to find logic in this series.
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I can't even finish the Bleac chapter. I can tolerate Naruto but Bleach… Why does fucking Kubo still drags this shit on and on? I'm serious. What the fuck is this?
Either he works like only one or two days for his chapters or there is a contract on him that is forcing to continue this shit. Just finish your series go and spend all the money you've gained.
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My molecules are below absolute zero yet I am still moving, making no sense whatsoever is my new ability
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@Myu:
I can't even finish the Bleac chapter. I can tolerate Naruto but Bleach… Why does fucking Kubo still drags this shit on and on? I'm serious. What the fuck is this?
Either he works like only one or two days for his chapters or there is a contract on him that is forcing to continue this shit. Just finish your series go and spend all the money you've gained.
Kubo spends all his money on sunglasses and cocaine.
That's why everything in this series is just white and empty.
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@Purple:
Right, so here Kishimoto writes in a convenient panelling showing the difference between Rinne Tensei and the self-jinchurikification technique.
http://www.mangapanda.com/naruto/638/9
Again, none too elaborate and sloppy writing. For two OP techs to have nearly the same seals and initial effects
Oh, I didn't re-read that far, my bad. But then, why did Madara start reviving, as if Obito was doing the Rinne tensei?? And why was Black Zetsu appearantly completely useless in controlling Obito then, but not now?
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Rukia's power isn't related to temperature; it's related to outright breaking physics. She's also apparently frozen her brain and forgotten that she's already dead by way of being in SS.
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I want to see Rukia giving Ichigo the literal cold shoulder now.
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What the fuck Karin is doing? All the hokages are shit at their full power and other elite ninjas. Now this fodder goes beyond them because… she's UZUMAKI? Let's hope Naruto won't pull an UZUMAKI on us.