Enel: The ocean is the worst terrain to fight me.. you don't have a chance.
Laboon: bashes head into Enel
Enel: How the hell did you make contact with me?
Brook: LABOOOOOOOON
Enel vs Laboon
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Labooooooooooon~!
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Laboon all the way. <3
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On Fairy Vearth, Eneru was more than a god; he had trascended mere being. He was beyond paltry things and even ideas, here on this infinite plane.
Or so he told himself, to justify his boredom and malaise.
“Banana me,” Eneru commanded one of his Spacey servants absently, slipping into the old mold. Silly–there were no bananas on the moon. There really wasn’t much of anything on the moon, at least, not anymore. Robots were even less amusing than humans.
Once again, he found himself lifting himself off his golden thunder god throne and, picking his divine ear, he bestowed the magnificent ministrations of his eye on the telescope pointed towards Earth–surely not because Fairy Vearth could even be compared to that rock of screeching blue monkeys, but to relish his aboveness and to witness what miserable wretches suffered on both the seas and the clouds.
Skypiea had been rescued from his wrath, but now all of that pettiness was beneath his grandeur, literally. Would a human think twice about whether an ant lived or died? No, he would simply observe the ant’s plight and record the actions of its colony, all the while subconsciously savoring its superiority. And Eneru vowed to take condescension to the next level.
He would gaze upon a mighty island whale, and he would laugh. No: chuckle, he would chuckle. Such a pitiful insect was not worthy of a YAHAHAHAHA.
Scars, so many scars on this creature. Hunted by blue sea monkeys? And yet it smiles.
Eneru focused the telescope.
And what he saw made him blanch.
The monkey’s straw hat, painted upon the whale’s head.
Had the monkey’s influence stretched this far!? He had forged an alliance with an island whale that almost measured up to Reverse Mountain!
How could a monkey become friends with a whale?
And there was more to it than just that, now that Eneru’s attention grew rapt. Those scars, he deduced, could not have been etched there by whalers. There could only be one conclusion–the leviathan had bashed its skull against the massive rock shelf over many years. Could it be? This monster that loomed in legend as a god among humans, displaying such selfless loyalty towards a being it should, by all regards, look down upon as inconsequential!
Eneru fell to his knees. He could no longer escape reality. It was the whale who was happy, not he.
That fateful day, Eneru’s heart ballooned three whole sizes, his absolute confidence shattered as his soul screamed against the electric cacophony of indifference that had conquered his mind. It was not a chuckle that issued from the Logia, but rather something more salty and watery–a victory for the blue seas.
Now imagine what would happen if he caught a note of Binks’s Sake.
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It's Labooooooooooooooon!
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! On Fairy Vearth, Eneru was more than a god; he had trascended mere being. He was beyond paltry things and even ideas, here on this infinite plane.
! Or so he told himself, to justify his boredom and malaise.
! “Banana me,” Eneru commanded one of his Spacey servants absently, slipping into the old mold. Silly–there were no bananas on the moon. There really wasn’t much of anything on the moon, at least, not anymore. Robots were even less amusing than humans.
! Once again, he found himself lifting himself off his golden thunder god throne and, picking his divine ear, he bestowed the magnificent ministrations of his eye on the telescope pointed towards Earth–surely not because Fairy Vearth could even be compared to that rock of screeching blue monkeys, but to relish his aboveness and to witness what miserable wretches suffered on both the seas and the clouds.
! Skypiea had been rescued from his wrath, but now all of that pettiness was beneath his grandeur, literally. Would a human think twice about whether an ant lived or died? No, he would simply observe the ant’s plight and record the actions of its colony, all the while subconsciously savoring its superiority. And Eneru vowed to take condescension to the next level.
! He would gaze upon a mighty island whale, and he would laugh. No: chuckle, he would chuckle. Such a pitiful insect was not worthy of a YAHAHAHAHA.
! Scars, so many scars on this creature. Hunted by blue sea monkeys? And yet it smiles.
! Eneru focused the telescope.
! And what he saw made him blanch.
! The monkey’s straw hat, painted upon the whale’s head.
! Had the monkey’s influence stretched this far!? He had forged an alliance with an island whale that almost measured up to Reverse Mountain!
! How could a monkey become friends with a whale?
! And there was more to it than just that, now that Eneru’s attention grew rapt. Those scars, he deduced, could not have been etched there by whalers. There could only be one conclusion–the leviathan had bashed its skull against the massive rock shelf over many years. Could it be? This monster that loomed in legend as a god among humans, displaying such selfless loyalty towards a being it should, by all regards, look down upon as inconsequential!
! Eneru fell to his knees. He could no longer escape reality. It was the whale who was happy, not he.
! That fateful day, Eneru’s heart ballooned three whole sizes, his absolute confidence shattered as his soul screamed against the electric cacophony of indifference that had conquered his mind. It was not a chuckle that issued from the Logia, but rather something more salty and watery–a victory for the blue seas.
! Now imagine what would happen if he caught a note of Binks’s Sake.Laboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
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Convince me not to vote for Enel.
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Laboon, the tearjerker
Eneru, the jerker.
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Hurray for Laboon!
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Whales want to fly too!
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No campaign can convince me to vote against Enel, sorry guys.
God of derp it is.
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! http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs28/f/2008/167/0/8/One_Piece_Laboon_by_Twi99y.jpg
You're heartless if this doesn't get to you. :<
Hnnnnh, must … resist ...!
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@Nia:
Hnnnnh, must … resist ...!
I don't know about you but I value true friendship over inconsiderate arrogance and the domination of a grey, lifeless rock.
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…...... after I campaigned so hard for Laboon...and because of Glib, I simply cannot bring myself to vote against that sweet creature.
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Resistance … fading ...
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oh whoa. that looks like an uncomfortably close gap. I was expecting a huge lead right away… and I know it's only just beginning, but wow.
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Yohohoho~ Vote Laboon everyone! -
Hey, OP World, just think:
You can thank the revolution of music into rock and soul on Laboon
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Voted Laboon. Surprised to see Enel beating Laboon.
Here is the thing, Laboon is a whale. The argument is invalid.
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Every vote for Laboon deserves an commendation. Here, have an official seal of approval.
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@Nia:
Resistance … fading ...
Just like Hattori, Laboon is a beautiful creature unable to express his thoughts with words but rather with impressive actions and outstanding dedication. Continuously slamming a rock as big as the Red Line for 50 years, hoping to see his friends once again. That, my good Nia, is true friendship and deserves a vote in my eyes.
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God is taking this one home.
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Laboon family helped SH at the NEW World entrance! Also - whale family, isn't that adorable?:wub:
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Ya know, Enel isn't the only one who can light a room up.
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Should… should I be worried? what is going on.
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A baby seal is huggable because of its blubber. A regular adult seal is even more huggable.
Therefore, is it not the proper conclusion that the more blubber a creature possesses, the more huggable it must be?
Laboon is the largest blubbery creature on the planet.
Now, there are quite a few island whales that are Laboon's size; however, Laboon has an extra oomph to its sheer huggability factor that shoots past the ceiling of the bar graph unto exponentiality.
And that is its woobieness
I therefore deem Laboon the most huggable being in the OP world.
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I therefore deem Laboon the most huggable being in the OP world.
I support this claim. Who wouldn't want to cuddle a little animal this cute?
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This isn't the first time our God Enel has faced a Whale. Willy form the Free Willy movies tried to take him out and guess what happened to him:
Vote Enel and he may spare Laboon from the same fate
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This isn't the first time our God Enel has faced a Whale. Willy form the Free Willy movies tried to take him out and guess what happened to him:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MSk7Te54iaw/SpfaODGZcOI/AAAAAAAAAj8/8l5h7av90x4/s400/sp1.jpg
Vote Enel and he may spare Laboon from the same fate
This is what happened to that orca:
You don't fuck with a cetacean.
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Oooh my… What an hard choice to make, again... They're both topnotch caracters!
But something in my head I will never forget, and dat will always make me laugh:So… Go Enel
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Laboon: A magical day x 50+ years
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I believe Enel can take this tournament this year. Laboon, I smash ye against a stone wall.
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Vote for friendship! Vote Laboon! He must meet Brook in the second round!
–- Update From New Post Merge ---
Laboon: A magical day x 50+ years
How can you vote against Laboon after this?!
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Laboon FTW vote for whales!
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Dunno, neither of this two i like so i gonna vote for the god of lightning, Pika-err Enel yeah. Go Long-ear!
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I'm risking my job campaigning for Laboon lol!
And once I get home, I'll have all my masterpiece!! campaigns to post up, so at the very least hold off your votes until then
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A vote for Laboon seems to be a vote for water slides too! Whee~
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Play the song of victory for Laboon!
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Sir Laboon is a classy gentleman whale. He had a good teacher. Vote for good manners instead of arrogance!
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Vote for Laboon. Vote for Freedom from Tyranny.
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laboon was the least sad part of Brook's backstory tbh. Rumbar pirates ftw.
Anyways, all hail Enel for the most unexpected face in OP history
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The most unexpected eye in OP history
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A vote for Enel is a vote for Pokemon cosplay