Cause Chrissie posted her sexy shoes here bad Chrissie
I should post my sexy pics more often, but I always forget.
Cause Chrissie posted her sexy shoes here bad Chrissie
I should post my sexy pics more often, but I always forget.
Why is this argument in the Pictures thread?
Horrible, yet amusing, derails follow me wherever I go. It is both my blessing and my curse.
@Monkey:
So aside from acting like
, what do you do that's so horrifying, online. lol
I use words to belittle who I deem too stupid to function. Those examples were active attempts to get back at people who, in my own justice, were morally wrong.
@Monkey:
First rule of enemy list, don't mention enemy list
Enemy list? Ha. I don't hold grudges over forum spats, or you'd be in my black book for your altercations already. You'd have to hurt one of my friends or annoy me to the point that blacklisting won't even save me from your stupidity. So if you want to go to those extremes, by all means.
@Monkey:
No no, see, not the snow. You do sweat in winter when active! Particularly the more bundled up an area is! Such as "The Feet".
And I know you can claim that snow tastes like cupcakes and is purple to the girl from a middle eastern island. But I'm even more northern than you are! So gonna call bullshit here!
Cause Chrissie posted her sexy shoes here bad Chrissie
Those weren't even my sexiest shoes.
Why is this argument in the Pictures thread?
I was waiting for you to come in and ask this, like it's nothing expected of AP.
If I see pink socks around, I am making it. And after showing it to you, I'll also show you how it'll end up after a session with my little monsters at the school. :'(
But Gosh that dalmatian was a total hit with my first students! XD He made the best expressions ever.
http://i47.tinypic.com/2yjzfoh.jpg
Foot puppets tend to be more successful than hand puppets, so I can understand why XD (assuming you are wearing that one on your foot, hahah!)
And thanks! Looking forward to see that.
Foot puppets tend to be more successful than hand puppets, so I can understand why XD (assuming you are wearing that one on your foot, hahah!)
And thanks! Looking forward to see that.
Actually… thanks for the idea! O: I am missing Easter week at the kindergarten so I am doing my art projects for then whenever I can now. Bunny puppets will be a hit with the kids and easy to make!! :D Awesome.
OFF TO DINNER, waving my countries flag so proudly. SWISHSWISH. Also its a steakhouse cus I got money to burn bitches
I use words to belittle who I deem too stupid to function. Those examples were active attempts to get back at people who, in my own justice, were morally wrong.
Shit, we're fucked here. Never had anyone use words to belittle people before.
Enemy list? Ha. I don't hold grudges over forum spats, or you'd be in my black book for your altercations already. You'd have to hurt one of my friends or annoy me to the point that blacklisting won't even save me from your stupidity. So if you want to go to those extremes, by all means.
These sentences are your idea of denying crazy vindictive qualities. I want you to think about that lol.
- Walking around your house/sleeping is not an activity that will suddenly make you sweat. We're talking leisurely, or what is implied.
Like I dunno a whole day of activity, which generally occurs before getting into that bed?
To quote "Running around all day, makes socks all sweaty and dirty enough. Taking your shoes off and then walking with your already dirty socks around? "
- The difference between my state and your state is 5 degree's. Really want to use that as a point? lol
There's still snow piled up here and there in parking lots from the godzilla blizzard that happened in the first week of Feburary so yeah p much lol.
Its not all about the degrees neither, if only weather were so simple.
I could step in and help Khaini out but I'm enjoying this far too much.
Also, SOCK PUPPETS!!!! i want a giraffe one.
Socks, socks, socks, SOCKS!
Why do socks get to hog up all the love? Why has no one brought up bedroom shoes?
I am a staunch supporter of house slippers!
que se sientan cómodos~
Fun fact: the perfect hair bun can be achieved with the help of a sock. Which is what I've been having on my head for the past two days.
Fun fact: the perfect hair bun can be achieved with the help of a sock. Which is what I've been having on my head for the past two days.
I won't deny the usefulness of socks, but bedroom shoes also have their benefits.
See that sharp object on the floor? If you sock wearers step on it -SHRIEK!- my my … what a painful sight; however, with bedroom shoes there are no sharp objects in which the foot wearer cannot step on! Bedroom slippers save lives!
que le ahorrará~
@wolfwoof:
Shoes aren't sexy. And neither are feet
I feel like people's idea of 'sexy' shoes usually involves some sort of high heels. Which honestly just strike me as more some sort of cruel torture device for the foot than anything else.
Men know nothing about the sexiness levels shoes and other inanimate (accessory) objects have!
!
^ At the risk of drawing your ire, all that is pretty meh, to be honest.
Men know nothing about the sexiness levels shoes and other inanimate (accessory) objects have!
I think the only context in which I would ever find an inanimate object 'sexy' is if it were enhancing the appeal of a person, and even then, it wouldn't really the object itself I was admiring.
@cooldud_21:
^ At the risk of drawing your ire, all that is pretty meh, to be honest.
You kidding me? The sandals are handmade and all leather and that handmade pendant is pure Argentium silver and the Sea sediment jasper is wired with silver around the feather. There is no second to that since it was made specifically for me. Popnicute's hearts are all one of a kind and preeeetty sexy to own alright. I don't use that band she uses in the pic tho. I prefer my own silver chains to that :P
The bag I agree is nothing impressive but still pretty cute! I have sexier bags in my collection. :U
At the risk of sounding like the uncouth farm boy i am i'll say that a little clevage goes a long way
Not my pic so don't tell me XD It's the lady who made it that models it. I don't think I took any pics with it yet!
You kidding me? The sandals are handmade and all leather and that handmade pendant is pure Argentium silver and the Sea sediment jasper is wired with silver around the feather. There is no second to that since it was made specifically for me. Popnicute's hearts are all one of a kind and preeeetty sexy to own alright. I don't use that band she uses in the pic tho. I prefer my own silver chains to that :P
The bag I agree is nothing impressive but still pretty cute! I have sexier bags in my collection. :U
All I read there was all that was supposed to be really impressive, but you might have been speaking Greek otherwise.
And I agree with the farm boy. I'm actually surprised at how much I agree with a Swedish wolf/dog hybrid. The wonders of the internet.
@wolfwoof:
At the risk of sounding like the uncouth farm boy i am i'll say that a little clevage goes a long way
That's not Chrissie's chest in those pics, think of the opposite of that and you'd have it right lol.
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@cooldud_21:
All I read there was all that was supposed to be really impressive, but you might have been speaking Greek otherwise.
There's a "G" word here referring to a demographic, but it ain't Greek hahaha.
@cooldud_21:
All I read there was all that was supposed to be really impressive, but you might have been speaking Greek otherwise.
And I agree with the farm boy. I'm actually surprised at how much I agree with a Swedish wolf/dog hybrid. The wonders of the internet.
I forgot you are males and thus immediately connect 'sexy' with boobs, bums and cars. :<
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I'll make it male logic for you boys: That pedant? Draws the eyes towards the chest area immediately. It's a crown for the boobs if you will. So you can act as if you are staring at it all impressed, when in fact you are getting some eye/boobie action.
I'll make it male logic for you boys: That pedant? Draws the eyes towards the chest area immediately. It's a crown for the boobs if you will. So you can act as if you are staring at it all impressed, when in fact you are getting some eye/boobie action.
That made much more sense. Observing and complimenting pendants. That will be my new hobby. You're such a bro, Chrissie.
I like the term boob crown. It speaks to your boobs key demographic
Maybe some boob shoes too to accentuate the underboob
You are welcome cooldud. :U Fake some interest in it too and you're gonna get some extra points!
I like to imagine those shoes make Chrissie fly. Not sure why, I just do.
I forgot you are males and thus immediately connect 'sexy' with boobs, bums and cars. :<
Hey now, some fellows happen to like legs, as well! No need to pigeonhole an entire gender.
@wolfwoof:
I like the term boob crown. It speaks to your boobs key demographic
Maybe some boob shoes too to accentuate the underboob
Now, now! Shoes work differently!
Athletic shoes= Busy woman running around - try not to bother much - she is not feeling her prettiest most likely
High-Heels= Woman wants to feel pretty - compliment her
Low shoes (i.e. ballerina shoes, sandals) = Woman is casual and approachable - Flirt lightly with her
@wolfwoof:
I like the term boob crown. It speaks to your boobs key demographic
Maybe some boob shoes too to accentuate the underboob
Seriously, every time you post, I cannot help but nod in agreement.
Also boob shoes totally need to be a thing. Then we can talk about them being "handcrafted", "made of genuine leather" and all that.
I will also have a policy of people needing to remove their shoes when they enter my house. All their shoes. ~Giggity
You are welcome cooldud. :U Fake some interest in it too and you're gonna get some extra points!
Can you suggest some compliments senpai?
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Now, now! Shoes work differently!
Athletic shoes= Busy woman running around - try not to bother much - she is not feeling her prettiest most likely
High-Heels= Woman wants to feel pretty - compliment her
Low shoes (i.e. ballerina shoes, sandals) = Woman is casual and approachable - Flirt lightly with her
furiously noting all this down
@cooldud_21:
Can you suggest some compliments senpai?
"Wow! I like the necklace on your neck. Really brings out your eyes."
"Hey, that necklace looks really cute on you. I like girls that know how to accessorize./I like girls with style and you've got plenty of that!"
Stuff like that! Make it more guy like of course. :P I am a girl. Dunno how to phrase things your way!
We both know what eyes it brings out and what 'plenty of' that chick has, yes? :P
Zeph keeps buying me necklaces for a reason….
Now, now! Shoes work differently
I was actually thinking more like a belt pushing 'em up being shoes in the same sense as a pendant being a crown lol
Boob assessoaries will be the next big thing in marketing
@wolfwoof:
I was actually thinking more like a belt pushing 'em up being shoes in the same sense as a pendant being a crown lol
Boob assessoaries will be the next big thing in marketing
Ahahaha! We already have those tho? High waist belts. xD
Brownie points with the girlfriend, here I come!
Ahahaha! We already have those tho? High waist belts. xD
That's the problem with the boob biz. Everytime you hatch a new idea you realize that you actually saw your girlfriend wearing one just the other day.
@wolfwoof:
That's the problem with the boob biz. Everytime you hatch a new idea you realize that you actually saw your girlfriend wearing one just the other day.
Ah, but while the idea might already be taken, the name has not! You are sitting on marketing gold, my friend; I would advise capitalizing on it before it's swept out from beneath your feet!
The boob heels - for when you really want to stand out
A trademark of wolfwoof industries. Note package does not really contain shoes. Just google it
@cooldud_21:
Brownie points with the girlfriend, here I come!
Get her one of these key pendants www.etsy.com/shop/KeypersCove and write a sappy note how you found a magical key that unlocks her/your heart and you want her to keep it safe. We are suckers for this kind of shit. :U
lol Woolfie (:P You liked this nickname didn't ya?) you are gonna make loads with that! It oughta sell quite well!
I have very small boobs. :C
@Monkey:
Shit, we're fucked here. Never had anyone use words to belittle people before.
I love how you made the assumption of me lacking a vocabulary, saying gay lost it's meaning, like it has 6 different times throughout history, yet you use such crass curse words to press a point. This isn't middle school, and it's rather pathetic, but you should be familiar with that.
@Monkey:
These sentences are your idea of denying crazy vindictive qualities. I want you to think about that lol.
Who's denying it, I'm justifying it, I swear you just lack any sentence comprehension.
@Monkey:
Like I dunno a whole day of activity, which generally occurs before getting into that bed?
To quote "Running around all day, makes socks all sweaty and dirty enough. Taking your shoes off and then walking with your already dirty socks around?"
Would you like to look at panda's quote, which this entire conversation is about, where he puts on a fresh pair to just walk around the house. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you just have a really terrible memory, rather than the latter which you can't follow a pretty clear conversation.
@Monkey:
There's still snow piled up here and there in parking lots from the godzilla blizzard that happened in the first week of Feburary so yeah p much lol.
Its not all about the degrees neither, if only weather were so simple.
Whoopydee do, we had a blizzard 5 years ago that did just as much damage. The nor'easter, the blizzard you're referring to, knocked out the entire states power for nearly 2 months. Sorry but if that's your only example as an extreme, and not ya know, daily life, then you have no argument. You put on socks while staying at home all day, you aren't going to sweat through them like you're exaggerating.
Then again you rarely have an argument to benefit you. It's quite sad you got the "best debater" award when you can't debate out of a paperbag :| Middle school level if that.
Dunno about anyone else but i ain't sizeist.
As the old saying goes it's not the size that matters
@wolfwoof:
Dunno about anyone else but i ain't sizeist.
As the old saying goes it's not the size that matters
Plus any real man knows the Nipple is almost 15x more sensitive than the clitoris, doesn't matter how big the actual breast is.
I have very small boobs. :C
I think small boobs are cute as hell Crystal~! And big boobs get unfair treatment at work anyways. My co-worker wears shirts that show her bra even sometimes but she gets no complaints because her boobs are small and she is very petite… :C If my boss spies even a bit of cleavage on me tho, I get in trouble. :<
Plus any real man knows the Nipple is almost 15x more sensitive than the clitoris, doesn't matter how big the actual breast is.
Yeah, I don't really mind as long as my partners can still stimulate me. They're big enough to latch onto.
I think small boobs are cute as hell Crystal~! And big boobs get unfair treatment at work anyways. My co-worker wears shirts that show her bra even sometimes but she gets no complaints because her boobs are small and she is very petite… :C If my boss spies even a bit of cleavage on me tho, I get in trouble. :<
Yeah, another benefit of small boobs is that you get the cuter bras. I used to wear shirts that showed off my bras, and all of my larger friends would explain how they could only buy cream-colored bras, whereas I got the striped ones or the ones with little bows.
Yeah, another benefit of small boobs is that you get the cuter bras. I used to wear shirts that showed off my bras, and all of my larger friends would explain how they could only buy cream-colored bras, whereas I got the striped ones or the ones with little bows.
Got no problem with that actually! I get my stuff from Soleil Sucre! Their lingerie collection for all the ladies, is pretty amazing!
Boob handling tip one : Don't try to tune in radio stations on the nips
Man you're lookin' slick as balls gueta!
@Best:
your one cool dude Gueta! reminds me a lot of a basketball player
Haha thanks dudes. I really liked that pic myself.
Then again you rarely have an argument to benefit you. It's quite sad you got the "best debater" award when you can't debate out of a paperbag :| Middle school level if that.
On the shoes topic: I dare you to walk into my house with your shoes on.
… And everything is fine.
But in other houses in the same region, not so much.
Plus any real man knows the Nipple is almost 15x more sensitive than the clitoris, doesn't matter how big the actual breast is.
Someone tell this to my wife, boob play does nothing for her :(