I still love the "Lover-boy" line.
That line is so wooden I got splinters.
APRIL FOOLS 2011- The Room
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"Jonny is my best friend. What are you doing?"
Sex Scene #2
"Why are you doing this to me? Jonny is my best friend."
"I know Jonny is your best friend."
makes out
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Why the hell is this movie called the Room.
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"You look beautiful today. Can I kiss you?" Best pick up line ever.
Especially when he entered just to say it and then left.
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And now to shove symbolism into this movie for my own weird entertainment.
…I got nothin'.
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Why the hell is this movie called the Room.
I have no fucking idea.
I know the movie was supposed to be a play ORIGINALLY, so I'm sure it was supposed to emphasize all the issues that take place in a single room: woman cheating on her fiancée, guy killing himself, two retarded people having sex. You know…stuff plays are made of.
Angels of America....watch out!
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Keep on with those run on sentences Jonny
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"You want to order a pizza?"
"No"
"lulz. I already ordered pizza."
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Alcohol: It's good for you
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Do you want me to order a pizza? Too bad. I already did. YOU NEED A DRINK.
@RobbyBevard:
"You look beautiful today. Can I kiss you?" Best pick up line ever.
the hell? I said "today" not… wait, what?
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Pizza on the plates. So much class in this room.
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You know what this movie needs?
ANOTHER SEX SCENE!
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I love you DAHling.
Sex scene #3. And we're, what, half an hour in?
Pretty soon we're gonna have a black box that takes up all but one pixel on the screen.
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Sex scene number three is a go.
SEND IN THE BLACK BOXES
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Someone get his soundtrack out of here, it's turning my furniture's designs into leopard print!
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Is all about the second black box appearing as she turns.
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One half hour in, 3 sex scenes.
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I want somebody to write a long essay on why this movie is called the Room that cribs liberally from Time Cube
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Can we put a giant black box over Tommy? I really don't like seeing active cottage cheese having sex.
EDIT: OH! Much better!
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I fucking love you black box.
I fucking love you. Let's have sex to terrible Euro sex music.
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Ah! The Cryptkeeper is back onscreen!
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DRAMATIC SCENE RIGHT NOW
The big breast cancer drop.
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Nostalgia Critic speculated that he filmed a porno, got caught, and then had to make a movie to cover it all up.
ANd mom has breast cancer!
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I got the results of the test back - I definitely had sex with llama.
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I got the test results. I definitely have breast cancer. So how's your sex life?
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Oh no grandma's dying, but she'll be alright.
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Money is more important than love!
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Loving and supportive mother says:
"Breast cancer and financial failure!"
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missed this, gonna have to catch the repeat at 3 am
CAN'T WAIT.
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I got the results back.
Turns out I've been legally dead since the 1400's
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Obscurus Lupa: I got the test results back. I was definitely mauled by mountain lions.
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Obscurus Lupa: I'm not sure, but I think that guy is retarded.
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GREATEST ROMANTIC SCENE RIGHT NOW
Chocolate is truly the symbol of love
3DS FC: 0662-3589-2887
NNID: Gibbs-free
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Hello guys! I'm no longer THE JERK DISEASE! Call me Johnny!
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Uh, hi…........two random people.
Whoa. For a second there I thought they blacked out the whole scene.
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Usually, when I have sex, my face tends to puff up because I have blowfish defense on my face when I get turned on.
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I just got the test results back, my brain is made of beef jerky
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@RobbyBevard:
Hello guys! I'm no longer Robby! Call me Johnny!
Oh hai jonny.
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Now THAT was a happy face.
"Trust him with me…I WANT TO WRONG JIGGLE."
Crack Navigator for the Fandom Pirates
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By the way guys, DO NOT DUPLICATE OR COPY THIS FILM!
I know you all want to, but don't!
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Hello commercial!
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O hai commercial break
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Thank God you're here, commercial break!
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Notice the excellent foreshadowing: nonsensical events lead up to more nonsensical events towards the end
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Commercials bore me. I think I want to ban someone else to kill the time. That one guy earlier was fun.
Any suggestions?
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By the way guys, DO NOT DUPLICATE OR COPY THIS FILM!
I know you all want to, but don't!
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@RobbyBevard:
Commercials bore me. I think I want to ban someone else to kill the time. That one guy earlier was fun.
Any suggestions?
You could re-ban Gaara.
And the lamb lies down on Broadway
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@RobbyBevard:
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I smell madness afoot
