APRIL FOOLS 2011- The Room

[Robby]

APRIL FOOLS everyone.

The following thread, and some of the side effects (the temp banning, the changing of random words, the shut down of th site, and the "fighting" between moderators") was all part of the annual April Fools gag. People had no idea that's what this thread was for at the start, but then it evolved and changed over the course of 24 hours. If you're looking through the archive, enjoy the ride.

And now, my original post that started this thread, with a group viewing of "The Room"

@RobbyBevard:

Well, THAT was surprisingly cathartic.
http://forums.arlongpark.net/showpost.php?p=2191464&postcount=777

On a much lighter note, Adult Swim is about to air "The Room" in about an hour. I've never seen this movie before, but I've seen reviews OF it, and its awfulness seems pretty legendary. So I thought I'd make a thread dedicated to it and my first time watching it. And anyone else watching it who wants to chime in on it can too.

Should be fun.

Or terrible. Either way, its better with a crowd!

Starts at 12:30/11:30, apparently.

[Chocula]

Ahahaha, what a story, Robby. Anyway, how's your sex life?

Have fun. Seriously, it's a one in a lifetime experience. And there are so many legendary quotes.

[Insider2000]

I got the results of the test back! - I definitely am gay for Robby.

Seriously, thank you.

But really, I think Birdemic is worse than the Room.

[TakinawaTonfa]

This movie

Is inspiring

[dirt monkey AL]

best day ever

[Robby]

Oh dammit, so I turned on the channel to make sure I didn't miss the start due to time zone confusion… and its Family Guy.

Uggh. I guess I'll switch it to Conan for now instead.

[killerbee1000]

So, what's the The Room about exactly?

[TakinawaTonfa]

“The Room” is an electrifying American black comedy about love, passion, betrayal and lies. It has five major characters, Johnny, played by Tommy Wiseau is a successful banker with great respect for an dedication to the people in his life, especially his future wife Lisa. Johnny can also be a little too trusiting at times which haunts him later on. Lisa, played by Juliette Danielle, is the beautiful blonde fiance of Johnny. She has always gotten her way and will manipulate to get what she wants. She is a taker, with a double personality, and her deadly schemes lead to her own downfall. Mark, played by Greg Sestero, is a young, successful and independent best friend of Johnny. He has a good heart, but gets caught up in Lisa’s dangerous web and gives in to temptation. This eventually brings him to great loss. Claudette, played by Carolyn Minnott, is the classy, sophisticated mother of Lisa who has had disappointing relationships in her life. She wants her daughter to be married as soon as possible so she can benefit. Denny, played by Philip Haldiman, is an orphan boy, naive and confused about life, love, and friendship. Denny is a very ambitions and also very grateful tot he people who are in his life. “The Room” depicts the depths of frienships and relationships in one life and raises life’s ral and most asked question: “Can you ever really trust anyone? Enter “The Room” and leave forever changed!

[RPGJay]

@killerbee1000:

So, what's the The Room about exactly?

The wonderful life and times of Tommy Wiseau Johnny.

[Sakonosolo]

Why are they playing a rated R movie on CN? Well I suppose it's on AS. I'll probably record it.

[RPGJay]

They'll censor Tommy Wiseau's ass.

how will i survive

[Retro]

YOUR TEARING ME APART ROB…I MEAN LISA!

Seriously cause someone was gonna quote it sooner or later. I've seen most of it but yeah it really really terrible..in a good way though. You'll love it.

[Jazzy Jinx]

Do yourself a favor and IM a friend of yours while you watch it.

Seriously, you need live communication to rag on it properly.

[Cyan D. Funk]

hi doggy .

[Wagomu]

Prepare to view in glorious CENSOR-O-VISION.

[Insider2000]

@RPGJay:

They'll censor Tommy Wiseau's ass.

how will i survive

COME ON!

I want to see his 'made of cottage cheese and mashed potatos' read end!

[Kitsune Inferno]

When does it start?

And why the fuck do I have Cartoon Network Pacific and not regular?

[RPGJay]

What a story kitsune

[Insider2000]

You are putting me together, Lisa!

[Cyan D. Funk]

you're my favorite customer kitsune

[Bobjr]

I will not watch this, that's bullshit, I will naht. Oh hai everyone.

[RPGJay]

Finally Family Guy has ended. Let's get ready.

[Insider2000]

I'm reading that it starts in thirty minutes. Eagleheart and Children's Hospital are going to show first.

At least that's what Guide is showing me, and I'm EST.

[Dervish]

Oh hey, I've not seen this film either. I guess this is as good a time as any.

I shall have some popcorn close at hand to throw at appropriate moments.

[Jazzy Jinx]

@Dervish:

Oh hey, I've not seen this film either. I guess this is as good a time as any.

I shall have some popcorn close at hand to throw at appropriate moments.

Better make two bowls.

[RageaSarus]

Shit fucking yeah!

I can't wait to get fed up with this world!

[Kitsune Inferno]

I don't get it. Am I missing something?

[Jazzy Jinx]

Hey, guys. I got the test results back…

I have breast cancer.

[Insider2000]

Just the thing to get me motivated for my Design and Analysis homework.

@Chucklepants:

I don't get it. Am I missing something?

It's not on yet.

[RPGJay]

@Uncle:

Hey, guys. I got the test results back…

I have breast cancer.

It'll be fine. Don't worry about it.

More importantly, why don't you love manny?

[Gliblord]

Be sure to keep your eyes out for all the spoons.

[Robby]

Ten minutes to go!

[Jazzy Jinx]

@RobbyBevard:

Ten minutes to go!

QUICK! GET A FRIEND ON IM NOW!

You won't regret it.~

[The Dude]

The Room is pretty much awesome

watch it uncensored though

[The Dude]

I did naht .

[Nobodyman]

You know what? What the hell. I don't care if I have to get up early for work tomorrow, I'm gonna go ahead and watch it. This too shall be my first official viewing of the whole movie.

It's starting!

[RageaSarus]

@Uncle:

QUICK! GET A FRIEND ON IM NOW!

You won't regret it.~

I got Dervish on Skype.

Oh, this is going to be fucking deliciously fun listening to her WTFing.

[Robby]

ANything for my PRIIIINCESSs

(I think that kid likes to watch)

[RPGJay]

It's on!

Awww yeah!

[Gliblord]

Can you tell this movie takes place in San Francisco? Blink and you'll miss it.

[Kitsune Inferno]

I need an IM buddy in three hours.

Somebody?

[GypsyCarts]

Pillow Fight!

First viewing of this. Oh no.

[RPGJay]

Poor Denny. Nickel for every time this has happened to me

[Robby]

I should stop watching this. I have homework to do anyway.

But I can't explain why I feel this way.

I must keep watching the softcore porn.

[GypsyCarts]

A nice night of bug net hugging.

whooooooa.

[RPGJay]

Ahhh The Shirt Is Off Put The Shirt Back On Tommy

[Gliblord]

In the world of The Room, the anatomy of women places the naughty bits somewhere around the navel.

[Dervish]

move the black box!!

[RPGJay]

Black blocks of censorship

[Nobodyman]

Remember guys. Don't duplicate this because it's copyrighted material. 'Kay?

Oh, hello black boxes.