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    • Reyairia
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      I think this thread is okay, and I'm having it here because I've been to several forums that have a rant thread or even a subforum.

      Rant about random crap here. I'll start

      Warning: Caps lock.
      Disclaimer: I don't hate cats. I had cats for a long time. I hate cat owners.

      ! KEEP YOUR FUCKING CAT INDOORS
      ! I'M SO SICK OF HAVING TO CLEAN UP AFTER CAT SHIT BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLES LET THEIR CATS OUTSIDE. CAT SHIT FUCKING EVERYWHERE. I SWEAR IF THIS HAPPENS AGAIN I WILL PUT YOUR CAT SHIT IN A BAG, PUT IT ON YOUR FRONT PORCH, AND SET YOUR CAT'S SHIT ON FIRE. PLEASANT ISN'T IT?
      ! I'M SICK OF CATS KILLING BIRDS. IT'S NOT FUCKING NATURE. NATURE IS WHEN THE CATS ARE NATIVE TO THE AREA, AND THE BIRDS HAVE EVOLVED TO DEAL WITH CAT PREDATION.
      ! THAT'S FUCKING NORTH AFRICA.
      ! YOU DON'T LIVE IN NORTH AFRICA
      ! FUCK YOU.
      ! IT'S JUST HILARIOUS THAT EVERYBODY WAS MAKING A BIG SHIT ABOUT HOW WINDMILLS WERE KILLING BIRDS AND SHIT. GUESS WHAT? YOUR FUCKING CAT KILLS 5 TIMES MORE THAN ANY FUCKING WINDMILL. THEY PROBABLY KILL MORE WITH THEIR SHIT ALONE .
      ! IT'S NOT JUST WHAT YOUR SHITTY SHITTING CAT DOES. I SEE SO MANY DEAD RUN OVER CATS EVERY FUCKING DAY.
      NO, YOUR CAT ISN'T "STREET SMART" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK. YOUR CAT IS A CAT, IT DOESN'T THINK "HM, THIS STREET HAS A LOT OF TRAFFIC." NO, IT'S A FUCKING CAT, AND YOUR CAT ISN'T A LITTLE PERSON AS MUCH AS YOU THINK IT IS. IT DOESN'T THINK LIKE A HUMAN BEING
      ! BE FUCKING RESPONSIBLE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

      Fishmen/mermen fangroup on dA

      original artist

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      • Sakonosolo
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        This isn't going to work out.

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        • trappedolphin
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          but Sakie, I thought we had something special!

          Handsome man save me from the monsters.

          Avatar credits to rcerione

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          • Sakonosolo
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            holds trapped's hand and looks into her eyes

            I'm sorry my dear. We must part ways.

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            • Badass SnoCone
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              As the Forum Turns.

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              • R
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                This should go in the confession thread.

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                • Nami
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                  aha. aha.

                  I must resist the urge of spaming this thread with catpics.

                  "Unicorns can't see into your heart. All our dumb horns can do is glow, point towards the nearest rainbow and play rave music!"

                  Visit my Etsy Shop: Heart'n'Skull or Tumblr

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                  • ChesCa
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                    I Fucking Hate All Of You For Not Loving Me Enough!!
                    You Can Just All Die!!

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                    • Sakonosolo
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                      You have to have at least one lower case letter in your post. All caps is edited.

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                      • G
                        Gomu gomu no minigun
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                        Gomu gomu no minigun
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                        MY BIOLOGY Teacher's Such A Fckin Btch! She Gives Detention For everything!!! She Gave Me A Detention Cuz I Got A 68 On A Fuckin Quiz, She Puts Everything We dont Know On Our Exams, And She's Just A Fuckin Bitch!!! I Hate Her!!! She Even Gives Detentions If U Fail A Review Game!!! This Aint China We Can Do As We Please Bitch!!!! Its Like, If U Have 5 POINTS, AND THEN U LOSE ALL OF UR POINTS, SHE GIVES U ONE CHANCE. THEN SHE GIVES U A MOTHERFUCKIN QUESTION BASED OFF OF SOMETHING U DONT KNOW AND IF U GET IT WRONG, SHE'LL GIVE U AN HOUR LONG DETENTION! BITCH! SHE'S GONNA GET SHOT ONE DAY!!! SHE TOLD US THIS STORY ABOUT HOW THIS KID THREATENED HER ONCE. EVERY1 HATES HER BUT THE TEACHERS WHO WONT FIRE HER BECAUSE APPERENTLY SHE HAD CANCER WHICH IS BAD BUT WHO FUCKIN CARES!!! BITCH!

                        That felt good

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                        • MasterKingJC
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                          Whatcha talking about? Rants are awesome, y'all.

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                          • Badass SnoCone
                            Badass SnoCone @Gomu gomu no minigun
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                            @Gomu:

                            MY BIOLOGY Teacher's Such A Fckin Btch! She Gives Detention For everything!!! She Gave Me A Detention Cuz I Got A 68 On A Fuckin Quiz, She Puts Everything We dont Know On Our Exams, And She's Just A Fuckin Bitch!!! I Hate Her!!! She Even Gives Detentions If U Fail A Review Game!!! This Aint China We Can Do As We Please Bitch!!!! Its Like, If U Have 5 POINTS, AND THEN U LOSE ALL OF UR POINTS, SHE GIVES U ONE CHANCE. THEN SHE GIVES U A MOTHERFUCKIN QUESTION BASED OFF OF SOMETHING U DONT KNOW AND IF U GET IT WRONG, SHE'LL GIVE U AN HOUR LONG DETENTION! BITCH! SHE'S GONNA GET SHOT ONE DAY!!! SHE TOLD US THIS STORY ABOUT HOW THIS KID THREATENED HER ONCE. EVERY1 HATES HER BUT THE TEACHERS WHO WONT FIRE HER BECAUSE APPERENTLY SHE HAD CANCER WHICH IS BAD BUT WHO FUCKIN CARES!!! BITCH!

                            What is this I don't even

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                            • Nami
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                              We're not allowed to have a General Discussion thread, so we shouldn't be allowed to have this here

                              "Unicorns can't see into your heart. All our dumb horns can do is glow, point towards the nearest rainbow and play rave music!"

                              Visit my Etsy Shop: Heart'n'Skull or Tumblr

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                              • Insider2000
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                                @Badass:

                                As the Forum Turns.

                                When's the part when I and Claire have a run away affair, but Claire gets in a ski accendent, and then loses memory of our relationship. And then Claire runs away, thinking I'm trying to lie to him. And then I go insane and become a member of the APForum mafia, and become their messenger. And when I'm told to kill a 2011 member, I hesitate and refuse do to my morals, but then the entire mafia is after me for not having a backbone. They capture me, and prepare to set up an electric bathtub to kill me, but Claire bursts through the window, kills everyone in the room, and vanishes into the night. And then I go off searching for him, never to be seen again, until Chrissie's wedding (a marriage that tragically ends, because her husband, a cookie, is mysteriously devoured), where Claire and I have become space pirates.

                                Oh, and trapped is still my granddaughter despite the fact that I've never had a child.

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                                • Sakonosolo
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                                  That is an awesome picture.

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                                  • Vanessa
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                                    We've had these kinds of "what pisses you off" type threads before and they always went south.

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