I think this thread is okay, and I'm having it here because I've been to several forums that have a rant thread or even a subforum.
Rant about random crap here. I'll start
Warning: Caps lock.
Disclaimer: I don't hate cats. I had cats for a long time. I hate cat owners.
! KEEP YOUR FUCKING CAT INDOORS
! I'M SO SICK OF HAVING TO CLEAN UP AFTER CAT SHIT BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLES LET THEIR CATS OUTSIDE. CAT SHIT FUCKING EVERYWHERE. I SWEAR IF THIS HAPPENS AGAIN I WILL PUT YOUR CAT SHIT IN A BAG, PUT IT ON YOUR FRONT PORCH, AND SET YOUR CAT'S SHIT ON FIRE. PLEASANT ISN'T IT?
! I'M SICK OF CATS KILLING BIRDS. IT'S NOT FUCKING NATURE. NATURE IS WHEN THE CATS ARE NATIVE TO THE AREA, AND THE BIRDS HAVE EVOLVED TO DEAL WITH CAT PREDATION.
! THAT'S FUCKING NORTH AFRICA.
! YOU DON'T LIVE IN NORTH AFRICA
! FUCK YOU.
! IT'S JUST HILARIOUS THAT EVERYBODY WAS MAKING A BIG SHIT ABOUT HOW WINDMILLS WERE KILLING BIRDS AND SHIT. GUESS WHAT? YOUR FUCKING CAT KILLS 5 TIMES MORE THAN ANY FUCKING WINDMILL. THEY PROBABLY KILL MORE WITH THEIR SHIT ALONE .
! IT'S NOT JUST WHAT YOUR SHITTY SHITTING CAT DOES. I SEE SO MANY DEAD RUN OVER CATS EVERY FUCKING DAY.
NO, YOUR CAT ISN'T "STREET SMART" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK. YOUR CAT IS A CAT, IT DOESN'T THINK "HM, THIS STREET HAS A LOT OF TRAFFIC." NO, IT'S A FUCKING CAT, AND YOUR CAT ISN'T A LITTLE PERSON AS MUCH AS YOU THINK IT IS. IT DOESN'T THINK LIKE A HUMAN BEING
! BE FUCKING RESPONSIBLE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.
