I forgot all about this fun tille game. Here are some I made last night. I also liek to make up little stories and biographies abotu them. :ninja:
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First off Celtic rockers Turco-Calvinism hit the headlines for this album in 1989, not for their roacking performance, but for the use of a forbidden building in their album artwork. Fortunately nobody was hurt when the photo was taken. Unfortunately plenty of people were hurt afterwards. Nobody in the band knew why it was so taboo to photograph the building, or even mention it at all. Turns out a witch lives there and places a curse on those who take pictures. That they took this picture in colour and it developed in sepia tone is considered proof of this curse, as well as the fact that the drummer lost his arms, the singer lost his voice, and the guitarist had her eyes pecked out by a crow.
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Secondly Norse punk rockers German Post Offices in the Ottoman Empire, with their sophomore album "as if you aren't there." Critically acclaimed and judged best album ever by their leigon of one fan. GPOITOE split after this release and formed two bands, East Post Offices and West Post Offices. The band management went on to manage another band called The Wall.
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Thirdly, rap crew 1654 In Ireland with their one and only release, 'No Wealth Like Health.' The album was a critical and commercial failure, the irony being that 1654 In Ireland had neither wealth or health. All the band members died the following year thanks to an outbreak of Typhoid.
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Foruthly…
Ceratophya's debut 1993 album was a roaring success, although the band members really regret that now because it spawned the emo subculture. Ceratophya would go on to make a follow up album in 1995 which flopped, and started the trend of failing sophomore albums. The band got tired of this and broke up, spawnign the trend of bands breaking up. The reunited in early 2000, spawning the trrend of band reunions. they then broke up for good and, you guessed it, started the trend of bands breaking
up for good.
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Fifthly… Kondoraphe Kiyokoae's album 'Assisted by Anonymous programmers' was anything but, consisting one one person playing the same key over and over again, and a sound engineer adding warble effects to turn it into 'proper music.' K.K. Only sold a few albums, and only because they put a cute girl on the cover. Disbanded in 2005 along with all other copycat one-note bands.
And sixthly and most mind rapingly...
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Kanni I, Kyain Seikgyi are a troupe of talent quest teenagers who once did an infamous 'blackface' sketch in front of V.I.P. guests from the NAACP. They were unrepentant for this and got grounded for nearly twelve years. Thanks to modern recording technology and the internet, the published this album online in 2010. They got a further 15 years added to their already lengthy grounding sentence and were forced to apologise to the NAACP and all they offended. However, true to their nature, they did the apology in blackface.