A funny joke! My this a rare occasion, so much so that I don't know if to laugh or cry.
Wymens, Yay or Gay
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So tired of trudging through drama.
And I really hate boobs. I don't get why guys think they're fun, because they're far from fun, and they weren't intended to be fun :P
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Women lack MANGLAZE And Bobjr wins the thread.
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My feelings toward my fellow wymens 98% of the time:
[qimg]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/otakurealm/snooki.gif[/qimg]
And I really hate boobs. I don't get why guys think they're fun, because they're far from fun, and they weren't intended to be fun :P
I see flames are headin' your way.
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And I really hate boobs. I don't get why guys think they're fun, because they're far from fun, and they weren't intended to be fun :P
you can only say that if your boobs are gigantic and it's hard for you to find a right bra size
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@dirt:
you can only say that if your boobs are gigantic and it's hard for you to find a right bra size
And even then, I'm certain there are a number of relief options.
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Do you guys even know what a vagina is?
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@Zender:
I see flames are headin' your way.
I'm a girl so I can punch other girls. I fail to see the problem.
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I'm a girl so I can punch other girls. I fail to see the problem.
You're right. Why would punching strangers in the face be a problem?
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My feelings toward my fellow wymens 98% of the time:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/otakurealm/snooki.gif
So tired of trudging through drama.
Make better friends?
And I really hate boobs. I don't get why guys think they're fun, because they're far from fun, and they weren't intended to be fun :P
On the contrary! Boobs can be lots of fun. Rubbing nipples secretes Oxytocin.
@Cuddles:
Well if they're willing to put them in apple pies and those little jets in swimming pools.:ermm:
http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/pool.aspSee, putting them IN the jet pools is dangerous, but some guys and gals know the pressure coming OUT of the jets is just as good, so save yourself the embarrassment and possible loss of your member.
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You're right. Why would punching strangers in the face be a problem?
That was the only punching gif I had on hand.
Not that'd punch strangers, or most people, but it seems drama follows everyone lately and, god-forbid I talk to this person I enjoy talking to just because you don't get along with her. And all that stupid shit.
Though I do know a guy capable of causing more pathetic and useless drama then any female, but that's one out of many who don't.
Edit: Yeah I didn't know the full story behind Snooki until someone bothered to point it out to me and I wouldn't have posted that had I known so >_> I apologize profusely for that one. I thought it had been some stupid joke.
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@Zender:
@Cosmic: what hell is this, sex ed?
Sex ed never taught me about shark livers and hot tub jets, I wish they did :(
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one of my sex ed classes taught me the dangers of kissing
or something
all I remember is their name for french kissing - alfalfa
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@dirt:
one of my sex ed classes taught me the dangers of kissing
or something
all I remember is their name for french kissing - alfalfa
Alfalfa…da hell?
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I thought an alfalfa was another name for a stiffy….
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I also enjoy the Wimens.
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Alfalfa…da hell?
http://legendsrevealed.com/entertainment/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/alfalfa-print-c10113037.jpg
Good old Alflafa^^
After years he learned that not his hair has to stand that perfect:ninja:
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Why do gender threads get dirtier and stranger when cosmic posts in them
it's like I can set my watch by it
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It's just what I do.
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alfalfa
because you have to use your tongue to say it
durhurhur
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So tired of trudging through drama.
And I really hate boobs. I don't get why guys think they're fun, because they're far from fun, and they weren't intended to be fun :P
How can you hate boobs?! They are great and I have proof they can be fun
If you were a man, you'd understand, trust me. I have one, and my girls never fail to overpower him -
Why do gender threads get dirtier and stranger when cosmic posts in them
it's like I can set my watch by it
It's just what I do.
Hidden for 'WTFness?'
[hide]What this poster finds really dirty is how the total human population is evidence enough of how much we can't keep off of each other.
We have enough people everybody. We're not going to go extinct anytime soon. Take a breather.
And of course you have the morons who still protest birth control because they feel that the human race needs to go on.
I know that we're supposed to be hard wired for sex and everything, but I still wonder why people still feel that we need to produce the next generation when we could afford to slow down a bit.
Hell, I heard that the birth rate is actually falling, which might mean that we're evolving to have less kids in order to make more room.[/hide]
About Boobs:
I once had a conversation with my friend about boobs, and when he mentioned about how he had 'fun' with them, he felt like he shouldn't be because all they are is just fat.
And when you think about it, isn't it strange how people seem to feel (not think, but instinctively feel) that fat bags are supposed to be fun? -
Boobs are A-okay by me.
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@Cuddles:
Hidden for 'WTFness?'
[hide]What this poster finds really dirty is how the total human population is evidence enough of how much we can't keep off of each other.
We have enough people everybody. We're not going to go extinct anytime soon. Take a breather.
And of course you have the morons who still protest birth control because they feel that the human race needs to go on.
I know that we're supposed to be hard wired for sex and everything, but I still wonder why people still feel that we need to produce the next generation when we could afford to slow down a bit.
Hell, I heard that the birth rate is actually falling, which might mean that we're evolving to have less kids in order to make more room.[/hide]People that protest against birth control are either ignorant or out of their mind. We don't need another dumbass having 19+ babies! WTF.
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I lol'd.
A thousand lulz.
No joking man.
Thank you.
Have I told you lately how much you suck my dear? =U
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Why do gender threads get dirtier and stranger when cosmic posts in them
it's like I can set my watch by it
LOL. I had this same thought :ninja:
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People that protest against birth control are either ignorant or out of their mind.
Catholic was the term you're looking for.
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So tired of trudging through drama.
And I really hate boobs. I don't get why guys think they're fun, because they're far from fun, and they weren't intended to be fun :P
dies laughing
Sorry bout ur bad sex yo.
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I love
boobs!err… women lol -
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There's a difference?
It depends on the size, really. There are women that are all boobs, women that are no boobs and women with personality and boobs in which if you don't like the first you can always go just with the second. =U
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Anymore than a handful is a waste.
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Have I told you lately how much you suck my dear? =U
Men suck vagina nowadays??? Aaah wimens…. rolleyes.
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Men suck vagina nowadays??? Aaah wimens…. rolleyes.
They see me trollin'
They hatin'
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This thread:
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Please, don't me interrupt your blatant debauchery.
Hidden for more stupidity.
[hide]@Mugiwara: Haven't you watched porn?
It's clearly an epic battle not to get sucked into the woman.
Sucking back is just one of the many techniques available to battle.[/hide] -
Men suck vagina nowadays??? Aaah wimens…. rolleyes.
Uh
… I don't think you're old enough for this thread. Go play somewhere else while the big kids are talking
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Uh
… I don't think you're old enough for this thread. Go play somewhere else while the big kids are talking
No no, let him stay. How will he ever learn without experience?
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No no, let him stay. How will he ever learn without experience?
Same way I did: Old, cheap prostitutes.
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Same way I did: Old, cheap prostitutes.
When was the last time you went to your physician?
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Probably too long ago.
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@Cuddles:
I once had a conversation with my friend about boobs, and when he mentioned about how he had 'fun' with them, he felt like he shouldn't be because all they are is just fat.
And when you think about it, isn't it strange how people seem to feel (not think, but instinctively feel) that fat bags are supposed to be fun?It's true that obsession with breasts is partly cultural and not universal. In certain tribal cultures where woman go shirtless as much as men, there is no sexualization of breasts.
But, it is true that nipples are pleasure receptors, but the funny thing is men have those too. It is odd how a little extra fat induced by hormones is what people perceive as being sexual.Having said that, you really can't reduce everything down to their biological composition and logically explain away human attraction. People find legs, feet and asses sexy too. And a large number of other much stranger things.
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Best! Breast! Con-test!
EDIT: Where the hell did that come from?
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Best! Breast! Con-test!
EDIT: Where the hell did that come from?
It's from dirt monkey AL.
And I demand a story from Cosmic :ninja:
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ahhhh women i love em'…... wish i could understand em' but i still love em'
:wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub: