There Is Not A More Trajeek Tale Than That Of Narumeo And His Sasuliet.
Don't Stop… Dattebaaayo! Naruto VII
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@Cyan:
Lee's Mercutio, Neji's Tybalt, Iruka's Friar Lawrence, Kiba's Benvolio, Sai is Paris, and Raikage is the Prince.
Personally, I would have put Kakashi in Mercutio or Frior Lawrence's spot, but I like your casting choices. I think Sakura would make a wonderful Paris, and Orochimaru would be better suited for Tybalt than Neji. But then again, Tybalt and Neji both had the same kind of bitchiness going on…
Oh, excuse me. Covers up her nerd Oh embarassing.
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@Dr.:
This Manga has become a love story between Naruto and Sasuke at this point.
The new title would only work on madara vs hashirama.
(before the two clans joined)You haven't read Romeo and Juliet have you?
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What a shitty chapter. I don't mean normal shit, but a whole new level of shittyness that entirely overshadows all previous shitty things in life combined.
Ha, well done description.
In fact the word shit doesn't do it justice. We need a new word powerful enough to contain such a god awful description of this chapter.
The New chapter looks absolutely Karin?
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@Gorgeous:
Personally, I would have put Kakashi in Mercutio
So basically Kakashi's gonna die, and then it's all downhill from there? Damn, that means the series is gonna have to get WORSE. (If that's even possible.)
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@Badass:
So basically Kakashi's gonna die, and then it's all downhill from there? Damn, that means the series is gonna have to get WORSE. (If that's even possible.)
Exactly! Also, Mercutio is awesome, as is Kakashi (Even if he's been doing NOTHING for the last few years… But he's being handled by a bad writer, so it's not really his fault).
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In fact the word shit doesn't do it justice. We need a new word powerful enough to contain such a god awful description of this chapter.
Kishitty?
I am reminded of a couple threads back when we just decided the words "Naruto" and "Shit" were synonymous, and just called it what it was.
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@robbybedfart:
Kishitty?
I am reminded of a couple threads back when we just decided the words "Naruto" and "Shit" were synonymous, and just called it what it was.
Does that mean it's now acceptable to yell, "Who the hell Naruto'd in the closet???" at roommates after a night of excessive drinking?
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I now only see "Naruturd" instead of "Narutard."
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i remember now why last chapter seemed so familiar
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@Gorgeous:
Exactly! Also, Mercutio is awesome, as is Kakashi (Even if he's been doing NOTHING for the last few years… But he's being handled by a bad writer, so it's not really his fault).
WHY DOES EVERYBODY WORSHIP KAKASHI!?
He is as lame as you can get in Naruto and thats saying something.
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i remember now why last chapter seemed so familiar
I was thinking the same thing.
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@robbybedfart:
Kishitty?
Even better, that's the new word, the next chapter looks so Kishitty.
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so are we finally gonna have a naruto vs sasuke fight or will tobi interfere again, or will we simply have more of this I'll make you a good guy again kind of lame shit
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kyuubi needs to take over naruto's gay ass and kill sasuke!
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kyuubi needs to take over naruto's gay ass and kill sasuke!
yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
finally a time where i want to see the full power of the fox when sasuke and sakura are right next to him
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I had some good laughs here.
Oh and by the way this chapter is Kishitty.
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I don't understand how some people continue to adore Naruto, when chapter 486 has already happened 300 chapters ago … At least then, it had meaning. Now, after reading the spoilers the final gravestone has been put on Part 2 of Naruto. All of Part 2 is just bad writing chapter after chapter, after chapter ...
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So let me get this straight. So in the first part of Naruto outside of Zabuza, the only main villain throughout the series is Orochimaru. Practically every arc after the Wave Country arc is them battling Orochimaru's minions saved for Introduction to Itachi arc. Basically they never actually beat Orochimaru in the first part of the series, and by the second part of the series, Orochimaru is still the main villain, although we do see them fight some of the next main villains henchmen before Orochimaru. After 3000 episodes(including the first part) Orochimaru is FINALLY killed, but not by Naruto. The next villain isn't Pain but Madara, or was it Sasuke? Is my info right?
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Nah, Kabutomaru is still running around just fine and dandy.
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Actually Orochimaru was 1.000.000 times better as a villain in Part 1. Part 2 made him look stupid. And the snake thing was dissapointing (the chapter in part 1 where we are shown of his immigration power is indicative of that). But generally the villains were Oro and team of super elite shinobi that turned out to be just mediocre. The only cool one was Sasori, and he lost to a grandma…
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WHY DOES EVERYBODY WORSHIP KAKASHI!?
He is as lame as you can get in Naruto and thats saying something.
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Actually Orochimaru was 1.000.000 times better as a villain in Part 1. Part 2 made him look stupid. And the snake thing was dissapointing (the chapter in part 1 where we are shown of his immigration power is indicative of that). But generally the villains were Oro and team of super elite shinobi that turned out to be just mediocre. The only cool one was Sasori, and he lost to a grandma…
A Badass granma, I miss those, I only remember when Aunt May knocked the chameleon out with poisoned cokies when he posed as Peter, while making him think that it was cyanid and he was going to die.
I want to read that scene, only heard of it in Tvtropes
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WHY DOES EVERYBODY WORSHIP KAKASHI!?
He is as lame as you can get in Naruto and thats saying something.
This post is rather kishitty.
Kakashi is one of the few ninjas that has come to terms with Sasukes chosen path, and is willing to kill him in the effort to save the village. What isn't there to like about that…...?
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So I'll narrow down the villains. So the first one we got was Zabuza, who in my opinion is the best villain ever. I mean come on, the guy pratically called Naruto a ninja wannabe in his first encounter with him. Then we have his henchmen Haku, and the Demon Brothers.
Then we have our next main villain, Orochimaru. His henchmen are Kabuto, Dosu, Zaku, Kin, Kimimaro, Sakan and Ukon, Tayuya, Kidomaru, and Jirobo.
Then finally we have Madara, who's henchmen are the whole Ataksuki's.
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The main villain in this series is clearly Sakura.
She is the lone obstacle standing between Naruto and Sasuke's love.
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@Yonkou#3:
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So everyones just cool with that? :ninja:sure, kakashi sucks
every fight sends him to the hospital, he's practically chained to his bed there
NATURAL HOKAGE CHOICE
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@robbybedfart:
The main villain in this series is clearly Sakura.
She is the lone obstacle standing between Naruto and Sasuke's love.
So the demon brothers, Haku, Zabuza, the Sound 4, Dosu, Zaku, Kin, Kabuto, Orochimaru, the Ataksuki's, and Madara are all minions of Sakura.
Sakura knew Naruto loved Sasuke, and tried everything in her power to keep Sasuke to her self. She got everyone to hate anyone with a tailed beast so Sasuke won't love Naruto. She then used a love potion to distract Naruto even though cleary she could use it on Sasuke. All that backfired in the 3rd episode when Sasuke excepted Naruto for what he is and the two kissed pissing off Sakura as her plan failed. Sakura by the end of the first part had Orochimaru destroy Naruto and Sasuke's relationship.
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So the demon brothers, Haku, Zabuza, the Sound 4, Dosu, Zaku, Kin, Kabuto, Orochimaru, the Ataksuki's, and Madara are all minions of Sakura.
Sakura knew Naruto loved Sasuke, and tried everything in her power to keep Sasuke to her self. She got everyone to hate anyone with a tailed beast so Sasuke won't love Naruto. She then used a love potion to distract Naruto even though cleary she could use it on Sasuke. All that backfired in the 3rd episode when Sasuke excepted Naruto for what he is and the two kissed pissing off Sakura as her plan failed. Sakura by the end of the first part had Orochimaru destroy Naruto and Sasuke's relationship.
This would make the series so much better.
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So the demon brothers, Haku, Zabuza, the Sound 4, Dosu, Zaku, Kin, Kabuto, Orochimaru, the Ataksuki's, and Madara are all minions of Sakura.
Sakura knew Naruto loved Sasuke, and tried everything in her power to keep Sasuke to her self. She got everyone to hate anyone with a tailed beast so Sasuke won't love Naruto. She then used a love potion to distract Naruto even though cleary she could use it on Sasuke. All that backfired in the 3rd episode when Sasuke excepted Naruto for what he is and the two kissed pissing off Sakura as her plan failed. Sakura by the end of the first part had Orochimaru destroy Naruto and Sasuke's relationship.
Yeah. Pretty much. That's not nearly as kishitty as whats currently going on, so yes. This is now the new cannon.
And it explains the whole "not dealing with Hinata's confession for a year" thing.
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Also, there is only one arc so far, and it is the Naruto and Sasuke's Love arc. It was just split into all these arc's to make the series seem longer, like how FUNimation split the whole Namek saga into the Namek saga, the Captain Ginyu saga, and the Frieza saga.
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For there was a tale of no more woe than that of Sasuke and his Naruto.
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I've gotten to a point where seeing gay pictures of Naruto and Sasuke isn't all that surprising.
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@Cyan:
For there was a tale of no more woe than that of Sasuke and his Naruto.
For there was a tale that was no more gay than that of Naruto and his Sasuke.
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@Badass:
I've gotten to a point where seeing gay pictures of Naruto and Sasuke isn't all that surprising.
If there were a day when I may find a portrait of Sasuke and Naruto that involved not homosexuality, you may find me a grave man.
Paraphrase ftw.
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Naruto is like Bleach as if Byakuya is the protagonist as if he was romantic and childish.
The main characters are as followed.
-Naruto
-Sasuke(Leaves, but comesback at the end of Part II)
-Sakura(The Aizen of the group, she dies at the end of Part II)
-Sai(Originally meant to replace Sasuke, he replaces Sakura)
-Shikamaru
-Choiji
-Ino(She is the Gin of the group, she isn't actually interested in Sasuke)
-Kiba
-Shino
-Hinata(At the end of the part II, she helps Naruto and Sasuke have their baby)
-Neji
-Rock Lee(His memories of Sakura are wiped out as it got him into a very deep depression)
-Tenten
-Gaara(Altough he "beats the crap" out of Sakura for his horrible childhood, he nearly dies as Sakura is pretending and nearly kills him)
-Kankuro
-TemariKakashi is like Naruto's Master Roshi and Urahara.
Also, there will be a Part III and IV where we are introduced to Naruto and Sasuke's child. Christian Weston Chandler will be the main villain throughout those two parts.
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"This day's glossy black fate on more days doth depend:
This but begins the woe others must end." -
This post is rather kishitty.
Kakashi is one of the few ninjas that has come to terms with Sasukes chosen path, and is willing to kill him in the effort to save the village. What isn't there to like about that…...?
Oh! I forgot about that. Thats cool
…and then he got held down by a gay Naruto Clone :getlost:
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Naruto and Sasuke are fucking gay.
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At lover's perjuries, they say One Piece fans laugh.
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sure, kakashi sucks
every fight sends him to the hospital, he's practically chained to his bed there
NATURAL HOKAGE CHOICE
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THERE IS A GOD!
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The title of theis thread clearly defines everything. LOL.
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The title of theis thread clearly defines everything. LOL.
The title is the very pink of courtesy.
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The title change is perfect.
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I lol'd hard at the title.
I totally thought that when I read the spoiler and then I came here.
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Naruto spoilers are always a good way to brighten up your day.
Seriously, I haven't laughed so hard at a spoiler since the reveal of Madara's plan.
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Does anyone have a list of all teh names this thread has had? XD
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