- i'm slacking off at work at an incredible level and i'm well paid.
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What is your job and where can I find one like it?
- i'm slacking off at work at an incredible level and i'm well paid.
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What is your job and where can I find one like it?
What is your job and where can I find one like it?
Professional Hobo…..or Male Whore, its gotta be one of the two lol.
vurp :sick:
[16 chunks blown]
Yeah I know… nasty huh?
That´s why I only bite my fingernails now... it´s more... humm... what´s the word... clean?!
Professional Hobo…..or Male Whore, its gotta be one of the two lol.
I don´t know about your city, but in the city I live in, hobos get sooo much money. At almost every traffic light there is one…
Belive it or not, but there are people that supposebly have money, but choose to beg, for you can get more money out of begging than working!
fin fish… I just assumed this was a thread for secrets, not particularly embarrassing ones. Odd.
OPLover... I tend to repeat words and phrases ad nauseum, hence my "limited vocabulary."
EDIT: GoAnderson? Aspergers? Nah way!
I have a best friend (since Kindergarten) who has it, I could never have told, hell, I still don't beleive it…you sure you weren't just tagged with it for some other reason?
Though I can't say for sure… it does make some sense. I'm antisocial, highly sensitive in all five senses, very particular, tend to have breakdowns around others (particularly peers, who I'm deathly afraid of for whatever reason), and so on. It seems that I fit what I received of the profile. Either way, I was diagnosed with it… Though as I think about it, I don't remember hearing voices before taking the medication. Odd.
I'll have to check into it.
I suffer from coulrophobia.
fin fish… I just assumed this was a thread for secrets, not particularly embarrassing ones. Odd.
Uh, well, the cut it was under said "Spoilered for the sake of length… and embarrassment." and since it was mixed in with a bunch of others that could be construed as embarrassing… there you go. It made it sound like you thought refusing to have children was something to be ashamed of, which it certainly isn't. Sorry if I misinterpreted that, but that's why I asked in the first place.
@fin:
Uh, well, the cut it was under said "Spoilered for the sake of length… and embarrassment." and since it was mixed in with a bunch of others that could be construed as embarrassing… there you go. It made it sound like you thought refusing to have children was something to be ashamed of, which it certainly isn't. Sorry if I misinterpreted that, but that's why I asked in the first place.
Nah, my fault. I should've specified "Not embarrassing" but I guess it slipped my mind… as things so often do. I'm fine with her not having children, especially because I can guess at the reason.
@Pass:
I suffer from coulrophobia.
I'd think the opposite would be more of a secret.
I mean we all understand your pain, but someone who enjoys clowns?
Someone who enjoys clowns is a pedophile. Thats right, I said it.
Other me secrets..
-Never learned to ride a bike (and now I drive, heh)
-I frequently lie to my parents over small things for no reason
-I have a Madonna greatest hits album on my I-pod
-Everytime I hear U2's Bullet the Blue Sky I play air drum, and I always look down on air guitar/drum/whatever as lame hipster behavior. Yet everytime that song plays…..
-I cried in 7th grade after getting my first detention ever.
-I'm a monster on Gaia, a shameful rageaholic on it, honest to god if ever I lambast anyone on there don't take it personally, its like My.Hyde or something, its embarassing really.
-The whole time my dad had cancer (he's fine now btw) I never felt any deep sadness, I'm not sure why, I've never had any REAL issues with him whatsoever. Even when I thought about the possibility of him dying, it didn't, do anything...
-I only feel close to my family when I'm not living with them.
-I splurged on so many M&M's as a kid that I get sick of milk chocolate unless its dominated by some other flavor like reeses peanut butter or snickers caramel.
-I in no way whatsoever miss my childhood (elementary school). I was the butt among my friends and peers, embarrasingly obsessed with video games, etc. Mostly it was comprised of me tagging along with them and wishing I wasn't playing tag in the park but home drawing or something like that. It took me all of high/junior high school to gain back real self respect.
I need to get to Gaia NOW. It outta be fun seeing you own people Zephos.
About the not feeling anything when someone close could die, that happened to me many times. I used to feel like a despicable person for not caring about others. With me, I guess it comes from being emotionally distant for all these years. Thankfully, I've gotten pass that point of my life.
I need to get to Gaia NOW. It outta be fun seeing you own people Zephos.
Its not owning like on here (not ususally) not like the Lorenzo thing.
Its cussful shit, and its on the ED forum (Extended Discussion) so its over controversial issues, not the Pussycat Dolls.
I don't want you to see, thats why its a secret. :(
Plus joining gaia could have the same affect on you. Its madness, from hard edged personalized debate regarding ones own gender/religon/politics/race as your bombarded by extremist feminist/misognist/christian/athiest/afro-centric/white-supremacist/..
.conservative/facist/liberal/anarchists on one side while spammy imbeciles drop bombs on the other.
Or the rest of Gaia which is basically Wackyland from Tiny Toons, sprinkled with a few goofy elitists.
The more you talk about it, the more I become interested in checking out Gaia. I probably won't post, just observe. I'll probably get around to it later tonight. Outta to be fun.
Don't say I didn't warn you!
I like the taste of blood.
Okay~
! My fear of Victorian dolls are revived fully, now I actually had the balls to listen to my idiot self and take the liberty on browsing over 10 pages worth of "Haunted Dolls" in Google.
! Yes, another secret from above-I do believe highly in the unknown and paranormal.
Well, I don't like to drive. I try to avoid driving whenever possible.
Daisuke..I believe in ghost and paranormal also. I believe I have seen one.
Kuro..I am the exact opposite. I LOVE to drive.
For a secret..Instead of using hair gel or hair spray, I use scented lotion in my hair. It work just as well, makes my hair shiny, and makes it smell good.
I just can't relax if I'm driving. Too many things to worry about going wrong.
Although I'm fine if another person is driving and I'm in the vehicle. I assume they are more skilled than me or at least able to better handle the pressure.
@Ms:
Daisuke..I believe in ghost and paranormal also. I believe I have seen one.
I believe In them too. :3
When my grandmother died, although I was sad, I wasn't moven by the incident. It wasn't until the funeral when I saw my mother looking so depressed that I started to cry.
@Zephos:
I'd think the opposite would be more of a secret.
I guess so.
But a 19 year old who's afraid of guys in face paint and silly outfits. That is a bit embarrasing.
I mean we all understand your pain,
Don't. It's nothing painful.
Someone who enjoys clowns is a pedophile. Thats right, I said it.
Buh?
Daisuke..I believe in ghost and paranormal also. I believe I have seen one.
I KNOW I've seen one.
I still live with my parents and I can't drive.
I still live with my parents and I can't drive.
Thats because you're what 12?
Well theres a reason for this bump….. I'm bored and a teenager with low expectations.
Also I'm extremely paranoid. Not in the serious way but sometimes when I'm walking at school I feel like one of my friends is gonna come up behind me and push me like he does every time he sees me. (Its the way we say hi)
I also would like to be a guitarist like Jimi Hendrix but I have no experience with guitars, so I'll probably take that guitar class in high school.
im fucking stupid wehen im drunk
@Refii: Welcome to the club…
Confession: I have an unhealthy obsession with Miyavi. <3
I'm scared of ants. Its weird, but just the thought of a million ants crawling on me makes me jump. Probably cuz one time i sat on a chair that was full of ants and i didn't notice until halfway through dinner.
And I've also stupid enough to make a certain bet on a football game went for Bears were when I win I get 5 dollars that double every day until he pays me back, or I take naked pictures of myself. Those that know the game know who won, but there is no proof that those were ever made. I hope.
I'm pessimistic and paranoid and always wanting to be on everyone's good side although i don't talk usually.
@ultimateclima:
I'm scared of ants. Its weird, but just the thought of a million ants crawling on me makes me jump. Probably cuz one time i sat on a chair that was full of ants and i didn't notice until halfway through dinner.
I hate ants with a passion. I'm also incredibly allergic to fire ants to the point where one bite will make me swell up & I can go into anaphylactic shock. I can literally die if I step into an ant pile, so I totally know how you feel.
I worship Satan.
I had a friend, and when we were kids we were in the boy scouts. on a camping trip we were on our way across a concrete/tar basketball court. Suddenly he grabs his knee and starts crying(we weren't little or anything, it was around 10) and apparantly a fire ant managed to bite him on the knee. Whether or not he felt it a few minutes after or what we don't know since a few minutes earlier we brushed a red one off his sock.
I'm afraid of spiders, but I actually like ants. I killed them as a little kid though, because it was the closest thing to nuclear bombing I could get. But I really like them.
I snore really loudly when I sleep. And I also found out from my mom that I talk in my sleep. I think I said something in my dream, then she walked by and asked me what I just said.
Thats because you're what 12?
Well theres a reason for this bump….. I'm bored and a teenager with low expectations.
Also I'm extremely paranoid. Not in the serious way but sometimes when I'm walking at school I feel like one of my friends is gonna come up behind me and push me like he does every time he sees me. (Its the way we say hi)
I also would like to be a guitarist like Jimi Hendrix but I have no experience with guitars, so I'll probably take that guitar class in high school.
Looks like I'll have to buy my bro a guitar
Sogeking and Cochise are brothers?! Oo
yeah, my only secret
Last summer I was volenteening (thats what they called it) at my local library. I was helping out with 1 event that day but I was going to the event before it, the anime club. Basically, the anime club was me, 2 Bleach fans, a couple of Death Note fans, and this clique of narutards. Well, while I was eating something, I heard the Narutards dissing One Piece. So, when I was volenteening at the "Island Japan" event, I had to bring out the twinkies and all that jazz from the storage room to all the kids that signed up. So, I chose a plate, put the twinkies and fruit rollups (candy sushi ^_^) on and then I sharted on them. Then I gave the plate to the other volenteen to give to the Narutards and they ate them
Thats because you're what 12?
That's beside the point.
at one point, i thought that the death stuff stated on chain mails can happen if i dont send them to people…
I once got so drunk that I stripped my clothes off. Then I crawled to the toilet and puked.
In 9th grade in my cooking/nutrition class, we had group seating around a round table, and this one girl was insisting that girls don't masturbate, and I proved her wrong by admitting that I did :P I never lived that down.
spit take Now this I wouldn't have expected from you.
I never lived that down.
Holy hell, I bet.
Last summer I was volenteening (thats what they called it) at my local library. I was helping out with 1 event that day but I was going to the event before it, the anime club. Basically, the anime club was me, 2 Bleach fans, a couple of Death Note fans, and this clique of narutards. Well, while I was eating something, I heard the Narutards dissing One Piece. So, when I was volenteening at the "Island Japan" event, I had to bring out the twinkies and all that jazz from the storage room to all the kids that signed up. So, I chose a plate, put the twinkies and fruit rollups (candy sushi ^_^) on and then I sharted on them. Then I gave the plate to the other volenteen to give to the Narutards and they ate them
Forgive me, but I'm not up to date on the term "sharted".
before i found out i was of jewish origin, i always picked on jewish kids my age. wierd, yes?
Forgive me, but I'm not up to date on the term "sharted".
I forgot what movie I saw it in but shart = shit + fart.
Holy hell, I bet.
as this thread proves
I cut myself with safety pins in high school. As in emo… only once or twice though
One time when I was sleeping with my mother and she said I was talking in my sleep and I sat up and continued saying stuff and my mom noticed and asked me, " Que pasa Eliab?" and I turned to her and swung at her face and she was yelling while I just mumbled something and layed down.
WOW that's…...awkward Dougy....
When I was young, i used to be obsessed with godzilla. I had like every movie in VHS, and watched them all the time. But my dad had the nerve to tape a porno over one of my favorite godzilla movies (Godzilla vs King Kong). I however didn't know this at the time, and put the tape in the VCR, expecting to see my hero Godzilla. But instead I see a woman pleasuring herself. I was like, "Hey that's not Godzilla!" and turned it off. But after a few minutes, I went and turned it back on in curiousity.
I forgot what movie I saw it in but shart = shit + fart.
So, you farted on them? Cause I doubt they would have ate them if there was SHIT on the food.
So, you farted on them? Cause I doubt they would have ate them if there was SHIT on the food.
Yep, I just used the word "shart" for emphasis.
Anyway, I guess I'll get back on topic:
-"Nerdy" girls and girls with glasses turn me on more than girls that are "hot" or "slutty".
-I'm afraid of centipedes
Yeah, I don't get why cars are considered so hot. While yes, I sometimes see a car I think looks quite nice, but I have no interest in owning a car or even driving.
I never wanna have to drive, ever. I don't trust myself, and I find it too bothersome with the kinda shit that happens on the road. Unfortunately, I doubt I'll be rich enough buy a cab ride everyday and walking doesn't work well for long distances. So I'll probably eventually have to drive a car one day…
(Tho with the gas prices, you might as well be rich.)
While scooters and mopeds are options, I just rather not drive period. People say I'm odd when I tell them I have no interest to drive or ever want to...especially seeing how I'm 16, the age you can get your license.
Secrets huh. Let's see here
-I have a scar on the back of my head from when I was three. There was a low lying thorn bushes off of our back porch, and I ran my tricycle of of porch into the bushes. I can't remember how many stiches it took to sew my scalp back together.
-When I was in 10th grade I was really bored in my physic's class, and out of bordem I accidently got my finger stuck in a soda can. Eventually I went to the infirmary, and the nurse remove the can by using a pair of metal cutting shears.
-I use to pick my eyelashes. It was so bad that I hardly any eyelashes at all for a time.
-By far the weirdest secret I have is my bed wetting problem that I had until I was around six. Although bed wetting is not unusual my parents method of fixing this was very memoriable. They got me some sort of sensored protective device that emitted an annoying alarm everytime it got soiled. Amazingly enough this method did cure my bed wetting problem.
I steal road signs quite often…... i'll post the collection later
I steal ccg's a LOT ALOT A LOT ALOT
i tip most waiters and waitresses........... excpet at hooters I NEVER TIP THEM ... DONT ASK ME WHY I JUST DONT ......
another big secret i'm actually the queen of england
When I was 10, I got banned from a store at the mall for giving a clerk the finger. Luckily, they forgot about that incident after a month or so.
@Senshi:
When I was 10, I got banned from a store at the mall for giving a clerk the finger. Luckily, they forgot about that incident after a month or so.
i still cant go into a chili's near my house…. one of the few fights i've ever had was with a waiter ............ LOL .....