A: Country hoedowns!!
Q: What if Sanji and Zolo switched attributes.
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A: Since you say Zolo, you must mean the dub. In that case, people would tolerate Sanji much more and his cigarette would prolly be a toothpick. However, Zolo would be much more editted. His swords would probably be changed to less sharp weapons such as foam baseball bats. This in turn would cause much more angry in fans of the original One Piece thus causing 4Kids executives to be trampled to death by said fans.
Q: Was Igaram a great Jazz musician?
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A: Not with that hair he's not…
Q: How many times has Luffy almost Drown??
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twice, maybe 3 times, I dunno…
Q: Who was Gold Roger's First Mate?
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A: He was a fish, but he died
Q: In the anime, if Zeff DIDN'T eat his leg, how did he survive? -
A; eating his own remains.
Q; Is there a crown that goes with becoming pirate king?
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A: Yes, it's one of those birthday crowns that little kids get from burger king.
Q: If Luffy went to Summer camp who would be his camp counseler?
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A) Smoker, because Luffy can't damage him.
Q) What's with Foxy's crew? They are all weird people!
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A)They just are weird people
Q)What happens if Zolo drinks sake infront of the girls?
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A: He approaches three women at once and asks if they're interested in santoryu lovemaking. He is then slapped in three places at once.
Q: Why does everything say "Marine"? Not "Marine Corps" or "Marines"?
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A) Because they travel only at sea.
Q) What did Rockstar (Shank's new crew) did to deserve a bounty of 92 million?
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A: he picked his nose in public
Q: how many pirates does is take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Depends on the pirate. Usopp would need 1 million men to threaten the lightbulb, then screw it in himself… Zoro would need 1/3 of himself, because he can screw in 3 bulbs at once, and Nami would just bribe someone to screw in the lightbulb.
Q: What if 4Kids changed Luffy's name to Ruffy?
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A: Expect a large number of Rough-based puns.
Q: Why does Kuro do the black-cat theme? He has no black cat, and doesn't look like one
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A: Because he needed a theme that justified his long claw like weapon. That and the black mole pirates didn't sound as good as the black cats.
Q: What would happen if Mr. 5 played a wind instrument?
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A: Then he'd blow his audience to hell…
Q: How short is Robins Skirt??
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A: It's as long as her middle finger. (And not when she holds her arms down, just as long as her middle finger on it's own.)
Q: What happened to Sanji's parents?
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A: They drowned…
Q: What if Zolo was a girl...
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A: Hmm… that would be a good one for a fic. I guess Zoro would be as muscular as Ms. Monday. His hair might be a tiny bit longer... And Sanji wouldn't know what to do...
Q: Why is pearl so scared of bleeding?
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A: Cause his shell is impenetrable. That's why he has it…
Q: What if everyone in One Piece was real...
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A: Arlong would get mighty fed up with my constant attempts to supplicate to him.
Q: If Red-Shoes Zeff earned the name by the blood of his foes, shouldn't it be Brown-Shoes Zeff? Dried blood turns brown pretty quick, I thought?
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A: That wouldn't sound pretty good since browns the color of doo…
Q: Was does Chopper fight with Luffy and Sanji alot??
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A: Because they just aren't Usopp.
Q: Let's pretend that Kaya becomes a pirate, gathers a crew, goes to the grand line, and finds the Strawhat pirates. What does she do?
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A: Come down with the Grand Line Fever, cos her immune system is hardly 1000 percent.
Q; Is it just the cigars on the jacket, or are Paulie and Smoker related?
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A: Yes, but they don't mention it…
Q: Does Luffy get cold in that outfit??
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A) He's too dumb too know that he got a cold, and by the time he finds out, it's already cured.
Q) Why does Hiruruk wants to be a doctor when he is a lousy one?
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A: Because it helps get the chicks. "Hey, babe, I can prescribe anything I want" (Dr. Nick Riviera in college)
Q: Why is the Red Line red?
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(That was answered already, but…)
A: Many people die, many people vomit...
Q: Will the strawhats ever meet Koby again??
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A: Yes, they will. Luffy will find a magic genie lamp that gives them one wish, and Luffy wishes that Koby was here to see this.
Q: If the Popularity poll about Wanze Vs. Igaram had been judged by how creepy the character was, then would Wanze win?
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yes, unless Igaram was cross dressing
Q: in OP world what is the main religion?
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A: Piratism
Q: Does Nami dye her hair, or is it natural?
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A: Neither, it's a wig.
Q: If Franky was a mangaka, which genre would he draw?
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Sentai (sp?) - He likes Superheroes!
Q: If the Straw Hats met the Main characters of Rave Master, what would happen?
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A: Sanji would fall head over heels for the girl and forget all about Nami
Q: What did Luffy say when he crossed the road?
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A: Nothing. He just hummed.
Q: If Luffy and Haru got into a fight, who would win?
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A: Luffy cause he lasts longer, and is durable…
Q: What if Nami became sexually attracted to Sanji...
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Sanji would throw her into bed on the spot and begin intercourse.
Q: What if Sanji started liking guys?
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@Ginkan:
Q: What if Sanji started liking guys?
A: Sub: Mr 2 would finally have a partner and Zoro would start sleeping on his back.
Nami could start sleeping.Dub: Nothing, so he would start sucking on that lollipop pretty hard in frustration. Every now and then he would look at Usopp's nose in a strange way but no one would comment on it.
Q: What if One Piece was a pink tafetta ballgown?
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A: If it was the dub, that would be a vast improvement.
Q: How does the strawhat crew pay for all the bandages they use?
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A: With money!
Q: What if Smoker quit smoking?
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A: That would suck cuz his name would become " ".
Q: How long did it take for Zoro to learn to speak properly with a sword in his mouth?
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A: No time at all. He practiced with a cork first.
Q: What does Luffy's hat smell like?
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Q: What does Luffy's hat smell like?
A: Shanks
Q: What if Robin and Nami got married?
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A: Sanji would weep of happiness, and they'd all enjoy some Boston clam chowder while they're in the area.
Q: What's the first thing Sanji would do if he ate the Ero Ero no Mi
Pirate Age (Under Construction)
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A: Explode, spraying the worlds greatest aphrodisiac across the globe, and create an era of love.
Q: What happened to ChessMarimo? -
A: He started working as the singer in a rockband and became quite popular because of his double voices.
Q: Why won´t Gaimon cut his hair off?
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A: No scissors on the island. And pulling your hair out hurts.
Q: What are Nami, Usopp, and Sanji's last names?
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A: They don't have them, they're like Cher.
Q: In Chapter 1, Luffy runs out on Shanks because Shanks has no interest in defending his honour against the Mountain Bandit who spilled liquor on him. He insists on getting a "real" role model. Who does he seek?
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A: Shanks feels that Luffy can't admire a one armed man…
Q: What's really in Usopp's bag??
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