So I'm walking out of my room, going downstairs to get a snack, and I think to myself ; "y'know, self, I think I've been eating too many shitty, greasy foods lately. I think it's starting to effect me, and I know my mind definately isn't as sharp as it should be…"
JUST as I'm thinking that. The exact moment that crosses my mind, I fuck up walking and fall down the god damn stairs. The whole effin' flight of stairs…! COulda been worse: I could've tumbled down and busted my head open and had the most retarded death ever...
But, still, fucking
DERP!
Now my ass bone hurts, and I got rugburn on my hands. Jesus Christ I'm a dumbass…
That tears it. Nothing but healthy food all next week.