Naruto Thread IV
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I'll confess I don't remember where the manga was half a year ago, but if I'm right, in that time, all we could see was the old mistakes, the old good things, everything we already knew. But now we got new mistakes, new shit to be called shit, things to deffend or attack.
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So Juju was banned and don't want to admit an old defeat?
Shame on you, Juju, I was starting to admire your perseverance.
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Just as promised, here is my analysis about the war, waiting for answers and discussion.
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Here I go, let's start with a analysis about the war.
.! Repair in that talk
Kabuto:The only way to beat them is to seal the soul itself or completely immobilize the body…
Okay, Anko troll'd offscreen, I can understand that.
Nice Sasori, using beaten as puppets, but why are you doing this? Oh! That's right, Kabuto sent you without puppets. Kabuto don't have ways to give him puppets? Okay, but what's the point someone really powerful because of something without giving this thing to him? It's like Jotaro from JJBA fighting without a stand, like he already did, he found a way? Yes, but was it as effective as he could be? NO! That's not about what Kabuto can do, this is about not using as much power you can use, this is a was you can't just say "Oh, sorry, If I had done that we would have won, next time I won't fail".
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Nice... hey!! Hold on a second.
"I guess finally getting to see your drawing... has freed my soul from its binds..."
Unless that was a soul-sealing draw, I guess there's something strange going on here...
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There we go! Sasori losing to talk no jutsu. Really? Ok, he was already trapped there without any puppets, but seriously? Talk? That don't make sense with the story itself.
Owwwwnnn, so beautiful, it's all about feelings, nice background to something that will end with Naruto vs Sasuke(my guess) :wub:
Woooow, new technique, no… wait... just some variant/evolution/whatever...
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Just for the record: I'm the only one that sees Sasuke in that drawing of Anko's face?
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Don't know if I missed something, but wasn't Gaara's squad supposed to appear and fight in 521? Maybe I just got it right or missed something, correct me if I'm wrong.
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Emotion moment, Talk no Jutsu didn't work here, might be Kabuto's power up, although I don't see much logic in that, I won't complaing about that.
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Hope I'm wrong in this and they have it somewhere, because I really want this to improve, where the fuck is the swordman's sword!?
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OBSERVATION:
.! "But you didn't show something thaaat awful…"
Okay, it wasn't that awful, just awful, maybe medium, for a normal arc, but wasn't it supposed to be the climax? This is the fucking climax? For real? How can we give the value to a war in which there's one side not fighting with the power they could? One squad of them may have already lost because of that(not gonna discuss if they could win if Sasori had puppets), who will be next? Will be because of that again? I hope not, I already read Bleach, and it's the best I can do considering it a gag manga.! Anko isn't on Kabuto level and Kabuto and compared to part one Kakashi. Kabuto has gotten much stronger since then. She got owned by Oro in part 1 too. Idk what's so special about her. If Mizakage or Tsaunde gets one paneled in this war then you can make a solid argument. Kabuto couldn't gather all that info and their weapons too. The war would of already started while Kabuto is running around finding a sword. Remember, the the enemies would take special or unique weapons.(Bee and Kankuro for example). Puppetmaking has been shown to be a unique thing in Naurto and the sand seems to have the best puppetmasters.
! Kabuto wouldbe wasting his time looking for every single unique weapon and probably end up dead running KB and Raikage searching for a sword. Sasori proved he was capableof fighting even without his puppet. The fight between the ambush squad was great and full of good strategies. Sasori was already captured anyways and why is it so unbelievable that Sasori would be emotional? Sasori is the same guy who went soft on Sakura and chiyo because they brought out his parents
! I agree about Naurto only learning a variant is dumb, but he also learned how to fight with kyuubi chakra has his hands etc… I also think he will have another jutsu "that jutsu
! You don't see the logic of getting more powerful means you have more control?? Kabuto clearly stated he couldn't control everyone spirit at once. He performed a binding jutsu and trapped them. You know the jutsu Oro did 300 chaps ago.
! How is this the climax? The war just started. Expecting Kabuto to rind Sasori puppet is also dumb since he didn't even see Sasori real puppet before.
! Kabuto was lying to Madara about the only ways to stop Edo obviously.
! Edo is already a powerful jutsu, making them magically get their weapons of choice is even more hax. -
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.! > Anko isn't on Kabuto level and Kabuto and compared to part one Kakashi. Kabuto has gotten much stronger since then. She got owned by Oro in part 1 too. Idk what's so special about her. If Mizakage or Tsaunde gets one paneled in this war then you can make a solid argument. Kabuto couldn't gather all that info and their weapons too.
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You actually read me saying "I can understand that"? I undestand Anko being trolled offscreen. I don't think she is strong to the point to withstand a fight against Kabuto.
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! > Kabuto couldn't gather all that info and their weapons too. The war would of already started while Kabuto is running around finding a sword. Remember, the the enemies would take special or unique weapons.(Bee and Kankuro for example). Puppetmaking has been shown to be a unique thing in Naurto and the sand seems to have the best puppetmasters.
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I think one of us is not understanding the point. The point isn't the how, the point is the why. Why wasting a warrior that could be much more powerful? You don't need to give them powerful swords, give at least one to them, as I'm hoping he gave
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! > Kabuto wouldbe wasting his time looking for every single unique weapon and probably end up dead running KB and Raikage searching for a sword.
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Isn't he wasting a important squad as the ambush by sending warrios that are not at their top? Time and risk are important, but so are the results.
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! > Sasori proved he was capableof fighting even without his puppet.
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Yeah, I got to agree, but we both know that he could go further with puppets.
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! > The fight between the ambush squad was great and full of good strategies.
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Only one side was fighting with ambush and strategies, correct me if I'm wrong, as Kankuro with his puppets to capture them.
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! > Sasori was already captured anyways and why is it so unbelievable that Sasori would be emotional? Sasori is the same guy who went soft on Sakura and chiyo because they brought out his parents
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It's not unbelievable him being emotional, believe me, I already read Naruto enough to don't care about those emotions, but what I don't get is why talk no jutsu gave him an end. Okay if he just didn't fought more, but he "died" because of that.
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! > I agree about Naurto only learning a variant is dumb, but he also learned how to fight with kyuubi chakra has his hands etc… I also think he will have another jutsu "that jutsu
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We all hope so, after all, I'm still reading, and it isn't for the trolling.
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! > You don't see the logic of getting more powerful means you have more control?? Kabuto clearly stated he couldn't control everyone spirit at once. He performed a binding jutsu and trapped them. You know the jutsu Oro did 300 chaps ago.
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No complains about more power giving more control, I prefer when talk no jutsu doesn't do the work. My problem is with Sasori e Sai's brother case.
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! > How is this the climax? The war just started. Expecting Kabuto to rind Sasori puppet is also dumb since he didn't even see Sasori real puppet before.
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The climax of the story.(I know it might end up being another Sasuke vs Naruto, but let me have an illusion in this, please).
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! > Kabuto was lying to Madara about the only ways to stop Edo obviously.
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I think he wasn't lying, I think what Kabuto hid was other thing, but it isn't the point of discussion here what we think or theoryze.
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! > Edo is already a powerful jutsu, making them magically get their weapons of choice is even more hax.
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I'd never expect that. I just don't get why using a warrior without what gives him the real thing. Let's use an example with a Swordsman.
Swordsman is at 50% of his power(just to example).
If he has any swords, not the ones of his, he would go to 70%
If he had his sword, he would go to 100%
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Why sending someone with 50% when you can get 70%? This is a War, getting risks by getting some swords give much more power to you.
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BTW I really don't remember that one, how Zabuza got his sword back?PS: Is nice to have a discussion with you, you're not a retarded like the ones I see in other forums, I go back if I said everything harsh about you, I respect you.
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Not a bad entry in your blog SHR. I love to persuade Naruto fans to understand how horrible Naruto has become over the years. I've even succeeded, although it's quite difficult. I've heard unpleasant stories about NF, and I have always avoided that forum. But, I once in a while write extensively why I hate Naruto, hoping that others will understand, spread, or even expand on my arguments. Thanks to all who liked my short criticism. But what I touched upon was still in my eyes, way too general. I'd probably want to expand on it further, as well as expand on the plenty of other issues that have made the manga horrible.
Meh, I mostly just stick to trolling Naruto fans every now and then. Of course, I do have to eventually cool down since I have received infractions for it and I do want to stay on that forum.
Anyway, one amusing comment I heard recently was that one fan thought it would be better for Juugo to fight Kimimaro rather than Lee because it would be more interesting.
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Going to put it all in Spoiler, we don't need flooding.
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You actually read me saying "I can understand that"? I undestand Anko being trolled offscreen. I don't think she is strong to the point to withstand a fight against Kabuto.
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I think one of us is not understanding the point. The point isn't the how, the point is the why. Why wasting a warrior that could be much more powerful? You don't need to give them powerful swords, give at least one to them, as I'm hoping he gave
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Isn't he wasting a important squad as the ambush by sending warrios that are not at their top? Time and risk are important, but so are the results.
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Yeah, I got to agree, but we both know that he could go further with puppets.
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Only one side was fighting with ambush and strategies, correct me if I'm wrong, as Kankuro with his puppets to capture them.
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It's not unbelievable him being emotional, believe me, I already read Naruto enough to don't care about those emotions, but what I don't get is why talk no jutsu gave him an end. Okay if he just didn't fought more, but he "died" because of that.
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We all hope so, after all, I'm still reading, and it isn't for the trolling.
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No complains about more power giving more control, I prefer when talk no jutsu doesn't do the work. My problem is with Sasori e Sai's brother case.
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The climax of the story.(I know it might end up being another Sasuke vs Naruto, but let me have an illusion in this, please).
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I think he wasn't lying, I think what Kabuto hid was other thing, but it isn't the point of discussion here what we think or theoryze.
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I'd never expect that. I just don't get why using a warrior without what gives him the real thing. Let's use an example with a Swordsman.
Swordsman is at 50% of his power(just to example).
If he has any swords, not the ones of his, he would go to 70%
If he had his sword, he would go to 100%
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Why sending someone with 50% when you can get 70%? This is a War, getting risks by getting some swords give much more power to you.
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BTW I really don't remember that one, how Zabuza got his sword back?PS: Is nice to have a discussion with you, you're not a retarded like the ones I see in other forums, I go back if I said everything harsh about you, I respect you.
! So we agree about Anko.
! We still didn't see if they will obtain swords are not. They will probably kill someone or summon a sword. We have wait for next chapter to see how this plays out. My point is it could take him years to find some of these guys weapons and some probably broken.
! Sasori was still capable warrior through and puppets are unique. Kabuto isn't a puppetmaster, if Kishi had shown puppetmaking was easy, then I would say something is wrong. They lose because of deidara cockyness. He wasin god mode thinking he couldn't die. He could of nuke tremor atleast do way more damage to them. Deidara cockyness through will probably be the reason talk no jutsu doesn't work on him.made fun of Sasori for feeling emotional.
! He was at peace with himself and puppets. Kishi could of just not let him fight anymore, but I guess he water to give him a goodbye.
! The climax will be bigger then this. Remember, Kabuto was a so called
! I don't trust Kabuto or Madara. One is a career spy and the other lies for the lol.
! He had a contract his sword. He summoned it.
! He should of given them swordn
! I respect you know too. I only bash people when they bash me. Tests when juju comes out. Lol
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Just the last thing I'd like to understand or complain.
! > He was at peace with himself and puppets. Kishi could of just not let him fight anymore, but I guess he water to give him a goodbye.
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The end is near? Possible spoilers.
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So, anyone else remember that bird Itachi stuffed down Naruto's throat that was supposed to give Naruto power? What the hell happened to that plot thread? Although in all honesty, I'm worried that if Kishi does use it, it'll end up with Naruto getting a Sharingan, and then I feel some further bull shit will allow Naruto to become the new sage of six paths. And maybe Sasuke will have his sin cleansing ritual to help further the process somehow. And then I'll have to hire someone to make sure Kishimoto will never write another manga again
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So, anyone else remember that bird Itachi stuffed down Naruto's throat that was supposed to give Naruto power? What the hell happened to that plot thread? Although in all honesty, I'm worried that if Kishi does use it, it'll end up with Naruto getting a Sharingan, and then I feel some further bull shit will allow Naruto to become the new sage of six paths. And maybe Sasuke will have his sin cleansing ritual to help further the process somehow. And then I'll have to hire someone to make sure Kishimoto will never write another manga again
We had two threads dedicated to it.
Moving on…
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@MMM:
The end is near? Possible spoilers.
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Can't be; that looks far too interesting to be the actual final battle.
Also: The sexual tension is so thick it hurts.
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That bird?
! It'll come out from Naruto's ass in the final Naruto vs Sasuke, become a phoenix and then attack Sasuke and Naruto at same time, then a gay scene between both of them happens, and they stop fighting, then there's a timeskip, we see Naruto Hokage and Sasuke with a wedding dress, getting ready to marry Naruto.
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Won't happen that way, but I still think it'll come out in Naruto vs Sasuke. -
Sasuke is finally pregnant, and sakuras devastated
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I just now saw Juju's sig.
I just now saw that Juju was HERE.
What.
Sasuke is finally pregnant, and sakuras devastated
shehe isn't the father.What.
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@MMM:
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information regarding the clip.
This Naruto Shippuden OVA (Original Video Animation) was given to the first 5,000 people who bought a newly released Naruto T-Shirt. The OVA, which is 6 minutes in total, shows glimpses of Naruto and Sasuke having what could be their final fight (however, if you read the manga, this is not very likely) whilst showing flashbacks of everything they have been through. This is all set to the music track that's going to be the new ending theme of Naruto Shippuden. I hope this answered any questions, pics of the DVD are below (not mine):
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That was shitty.
Let's set another flashback reel of NaruSasu to shitty J-Pop, as if the fans don't do enough of that.
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…Wait, are those Asuma's trench knives Naruto's got?
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@MMM:
The end is near? Possible spoilers.
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So Naruto's going to get the shit kicked out of him before making a miracle comeback admist lots of tears, Valley of the End copypasta and homoerotica.
Always nice to know there's something to look forward to.
Is it just me, or is Kakashi's sleeve all ripped up? What's up with that?
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It's probably going to come back to the valley of the end. Naruto might even become the sage of the six paths, I wouldn't rule it out, after all Kabutomaru does have his very own "Black Lantern Corps" haha. After it's all said and done I would still like to see Naruto bring Sasuke's corpse back to konoha.
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Naruto should indeed bring Sasuke's corpse back to Leaf.
Then the whole village can take a nice long piss on it.
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Sounds like a night out in Konoha XD. It wouldn't seem right Sasuke being "forgiven" and just waltzing back into the village alive.
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Sounds like a night out in Konoha XD. It wouldn't seem right Sasuke being "forgiven" and just waltzing back into the village alive.
Naruto getting Sasuke back and then deffending him in front of the entire village, this is how gay Naruto can get when we're talking about Naruto and Sasuke. So beautiful. :wub:
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The day Naruto brought Sasuke's body back to the village was the day that bottled water salespeople made more money in an hour than they had in the past year.
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That OVA made me rofl. It's such fucking fanservice for all the damn NaruSasu wacko fangirls.
Naruto should indeed bring Sasuke's corpse back to Leaf.
Then the whole village can take a nice long piss on it.
Found my new sig quote.
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that fat guy who gave kisame´s sword
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Five bucks to piss on the torso, six bucks to shit on it, and ten bucks to do either in the mouth.
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Goddammit, I just changed my sig quote. Then this pops up.
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How much to flaggelate the corpse with a whip?
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How much to flaggelate the corpse with a whip?
Four-fifty.
Whip rental fee is another dollar.
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And what the money should be reversed to?
BTW I'm so slow, just now I realized that MasterKingJc's avatar is a gif. -
New plot twist:
Naruto hugs Sasuke and Sasuke disintegrates. Turns out he was dead all along.
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You know what, invite the other villages too.
Tsuchikage'll show those whippersnappers how to properly desecrate a corpse.
And what the money should be reversed to?
To buy shiny things.
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New plot twist:
Naruto hugs Sasuke and Sasuke disintegrates. Turns out he was dead all along.
Hold on a second, then it is not a gay series, but a gay necrophilia series? :wassat:
EDIT: The creepiest thing is that I can imagine this talk while Sasuke disintegrates
Naruto: What's happening?
Sasuke: I'm dead, I always was.
Naruto: But…
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The Raikage gets to punch Sasuke for free.
Like last time.
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@Cyan: Raikage should be the first to piss on Gaysauce's corpse I reckon.
I've been rereading the manga again today, at least I read volume 38. I have a feeling there might be a 7 swordsmen of the previous generation (black lanterns) vs their successors. I'm only aware of 2 of those so far though: Suigetsu and that lad who is the bodyguard of the current Mizukage.
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Those are the only two we know, I think. There was one in a filler episode, I think.
Pissing on a body? Naruto would have a panic attack over it.
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@Friend:
I've been rereading the manga again today, at least I read volume 38. I have a feeling there might be a 7 swordsmen of the previous generation (black lanterns) vs their successors. I'm only aware of 2 of those so far though: Suigetsu and that lad who is the bodyguard of the current Mizukage.
Are there successors? I was under the impression the Seven Swordsmen only referred to seven particular ninja only. It's different from Akatsuki and the Kageship of a village. Sort of like the Sannin title.