A: Objection! His Honor is just the slightest bit senile. cut him some slack, eh?
Q: Who wants cookies?
A: Objection! His Honor is just the slightest bit senile. cut him some slack, eh?
Q: Who wants cookies?
A)
Q)
A: R.Cranberry, I'll acquit you if ya kill that guy, too
Q:Phoenix Wright 2 spoilers:
! Matt Engarde: Bizarro Sanji meets Bizarro Shanks?
A) no spoilers here
I like Chocolate Milk.
Q) noooooooo, chocolate milk!
A: I just finished that case last night.
Q: Why did it take me so long to buy into Phoenix Wright?
Q: Why did it take me so long to buy into Phoenix Wright?
A) because she isn't cheap. giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!
Q) what do I win?
A: I dunno, Phoenix is a dude.
Q: Why won't Mia leave the guy alone? She's already dead!
A: I dunno, Phoenix is a dude.
Q: Why won't Mia leave the guy alone? She's already dead!
A) because she is really just a figure of Phoenix's mind due to the fact that she took his virginity and he was scarred for life from that.
Q) have I scarred anyone since when i've joined this forum yet?
A: No more than I was before.
Q: Are you going for scarring on a scale of Nico Robin or Uchiha Sasuke?
A) Orochimaru scarring, with a little Urahara Kisuke in it XD
Q) petifiles are our friends?
Q) petifiles are our friends?
A: Yes, because they're after puppies, not children.
Q: What's with all the "Nick" stuff, anyway?
A: Maya likes "Nick" better than "Phoenix".
Q: "Take that!"?
A: Why, thank you!
Q: If Luffy was ever framed for murder, would he seek a lawyer or keep running because he is, after all, a pirate?
A: He would once he becomes tried for comitting another murder.
Q: Who'd the prosecutor be for his trial?
A: Smoker von Karma.
Q: Who would represent a pirate?
A) Gomu Gomu no Finger Point!
Q) I get to be a witness, okay?
A: A witness to what? Gluttony incarnate?
Q: Why does Apollo Justice dress like such a dweeb?
A. Because he's asking me to kill him.
Q. Justice in One Piece?
A) special friends judges
Q) who will be the detective?
Gaimon.
Why is it Gaimon?
Because he's box shaped.
Box, anyone?
A) ?
Q) Holy Shit! I seriously just found blood on me!
Get a band-aid and some warm water! Stat!
Why did I just type that?
I AM SMO! hwatasta!
-kicks you in the shin-
A: Blocks low, runs fast
Q: What kind of testimony would Sanji give in the case of Luffy vs. World Government?
A) Lufy did it! Luffy did it!
Q) is Spandam suing?
He's not gonna sue, he's just gonna go Buster Call on Luffy.
Why would he rather do this than sue?
A) because he's Spandam silly
Q) will…
!
Zvarri Man!!!!
…be there?
A: No way
Q: How'd the Joker get so rich?
A) he has a good lawyer
Q) who's his lawyer?
Usopp.
Are Usopp's lies the reason he's a good lawyer?
A) no, it's because he had sex with the judge
Q)
A: Yes, dance, you treacherous fool!
Q: Are there any holes in Sanji's testimony?
A: Yeah, all over it and around the mid section.
Q: What?
A) Sanji: The Dragon Radar could easily find the Dragon Balls.
SLAM
Maikeru22: Only… it doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. The balls are inert!
SLAM
Sanji: But they're still the
SLAM
Maikeru22: FUCK, SANJI!!! THE FUCKING BALLS ARE FUCKING INERT! SHIT SANJI!!
Sanji: But they're stil
SLAM
Maikeru22: SHIT!!
Q) what sentence did we get?
A: To death by gunshot from a beautiful girl with a short skirt.
Q: Is it what Sanji would have wanted?
A: No. Brook's the skirt guy.
Q: Can she actually kill him considering his lack of any and all organs?
A: She crack his skull with the gun.
Q: Anything else?
A) Winston Payne was stalking this trial!?
Q) that sneaky bastard
A: And he doesn't have the guts to tamper with evidence, either.
Q: Would Miles Edgeworth make a good Strawhat?
A) no, he's a prosecutor dumbo XD
Q) Hemorrhoids?
A: His Pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard.
Q: And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?"
A) no thank you, Na-Roo-Toe cards are where it's at!
Q) I didn't order my pizza with…
! SAUSAGE!!!
A: Yo, Matt, there's an assassin behind you. Go back to jail.
Q: Is it Shelley?
A) no, it was
Q) wtf is she doing here!?!?
A: Hades hath no power…
Q: Hey, Cosgrove! Catch me!
NO!
Q: What should I do?
Go crazy!
Why does your avatar creep me out?
A: Cause Squidward is at his wits end, and plans to blow himself up tonight.
Q: Will he succeed?