Q: Can someone restart this thread if you want it to continue? Due to the excessive length, this one needs to close.
A: And so I am.
Q: What will be the first stupid question in this new thread?
Throughout this month, we will be testing new features (like search) so you may experience some hiccups from time to time. We'll try to not be too disruptive...
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer v.2
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A.) Why is the forum skin not covered in chocolate beans?
Q.) above question
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A. Because it's back… in black.
Q. What would the ACDC pirates do in the Oda-verse?
I called it wrong, so long ago. I guess this needs to be changed.
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A.) They'd coerce Eneru and Mr. 5 to perform guest vocals for "Thunderstruck" & "T.N.T." (respectively)!
Q.) Who would sing in the encore?
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A: Mr. 5, in the case of Enel came with "Yahaha, now I'm going to perform Eminem to you, foolish mortals!"
Q: Will Kumadori become Chopper's personal fighting trainer?
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A: No, Chopper's trainer will be Hildon
Q: Will Usopp fight the plate-threwing lady?
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A: Yes, Epic battle. It turns out those plates are all 4 tons each.
And after an honorable fight, the loving making begins….:wub:
Q: What would you do with Cindry's stitches?
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A) Pull them out, and laugh when she falls to pieces.
Q) What would you do with a drunken zombie, early in the morning? -
A. Rape it… duh >> or just headshot it with a shotgun. Nothing like a fresh... rotten corpse of an undead in the morning.
Q. Pudding? (reference to the newest chapter)
Originally Posted by The Plot Thickens
Sanji has an actual reason to fight him, he plans on marring Chopper.
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A:choclate pudding…yum
Q:why do none of the charachters grow out their own hair
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A) Because it is rooted in their HEART!!
Q) Could the next crewmember be a HAIRDRESSER??? -
A: That'll be kind of hard since their hair is rooted to their heart.
Q: New crewmember is a Hairdresser/Heart Surgeon?
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A) No way man! More like Umbrella Corp. employee of the month!
Q) Has Usopp been watching Van Helsing lately ( I just dig the new outfit, dontcha?!)?
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Spoilers
Usopp IS from Van Hellsing, dude. He's the daddy of all the outfits there.Will Usopp's pirate crew [consisting of 4 people, including Kaya] beat down WB and BB to get One Piece?
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@Rai:
Spoilers
Usopp IS from Van Hellsing, dude. He's the daddy of all the outfits there.Will Usopp's pirate crew [consisting of 4 people, including Kaya] beat down WB and BB to get One Piece?
As long as Usopp is either SogeKing at the time or wearing his Van Hellsing outfit, hell yes.
Would Luffy stand a chance against Van Hellsing?
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A: If Van Helsing uses a weapon with Seastone packed, then yes.
Q: If Nero was an AP member, would he be a noob?
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A: Only if the mods learn shigan…
Q: Does the female "D" member have D cup breasts?
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A: Sure, why not?
Q: Is Kurena gonna fight that old lady VA? -
A) Kureha better damn well rape Doktor Hogback, or I want a refund.
Q) How sexy would the child of Sanji and Califa be? -
A: Well, considering it's Califa, not very
Q: Can Donflamingo use his strings to unravle Hogback's zombies? -
A) No, but he does a mean needlepoint.
Q) What effeminate activities can we make the One Piece villains perform? -
A: I just keep coming back to Calipa is the only hot female villian, sorry
Q: Will Hogback get a boner seeing Zoro's stitches? -
A) Yes. And then Cindry will pour chocolate pudding on it.
Q) What other things has the unseen mystery man from chapter 446 done? -
A. He can re-enact the lead role in a certain European Off-broadway production involving transexuals from Transexualvaynia.
Q1. Spot the reference?
Q2. Who would the strawhats and other characters in this arc play in this production? -
A1) Rocky Horror Show
A2) Usopp and Nami would be for sure the poor couple that got corrupted, Luffy and cia. will share the rival scientist role, Cynder will be Magenta and Brooks will steal the scene with his Riff-Raff performing.
Q) What if Jabura was an AP member?
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Q2. Who would the strawhats and other characters in this arc play in this production?
Hogback = Frank N. Furter
Nami = Janet Weiss
Brooke = the Criminologist
Sanji = Rocky Horror
Chopper = Everett Scott
Hildon = Riff Raff
Usopp = Brad Majors
Robin = Magenta
Franky = Eddie
Cindry = Columbia
@Kuroneko:Q) What if Jabura was an AP member?
A) He would rant at people who disagreed with his stupid fanboy positions.
Q) If One Piece met Star Wars, who would play who (either or both trilogies)? -
A: All I can say is: Brook as that crazy black guy in the last one
Q: Will Nami wear pants so short, that she'll eventually give up wearing pants all together? -
A) In your dreams. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if it also happened in the manga.
Q) Straw Hats vs. the Power Rangers? -
Luffy: "Can you take a crap?"
Person in ridiculous rubber suit: "…"
Luffy: "Be my nakama!"How did Chuu's lips get so puffy?
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A: He had a stroke and his lips ended up like that. Duh.
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A: If he does, he'll turn into a square giraffe.
Q: How will that even be possible?
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A: You force Oda to do it. That's how it's possible.
Q: Is Oda's wife cheating with Tite Kubo? -
Given how focused his works are with death and the afterlife, I certainly wouldn't… he'd probably kill you for research.
But does she get fed up with the whole "Go on, put the Nami wig on..." thing?
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A) She only draws the line when he puts on the Usopp nose.
Q) What is the most effeminate, embarassing thing we can make a One Piece villain do? -
A: You've definitly already asked that.
Q: Why doesn't Bounty1Berry put Q: and A:? -
A) Because you won't answer my question.
Q) ONCE AGAIN: What's the most embarassing thing that a One Piece villain could do? Y'know, besides failing to blow up the sky?
Q2) [for Homestar Runner fans only] What will the Straw Hats do when Blue Laser threatens to "BLOW UP THE OCEAN"?? -
A1: Foxy could pull a wooden dagger out of his pants. Oh wait, he already did
A2: They'd have to get to the action figure storage vehicle and stop Blue Lazer from buying mold killer at the supermarket while Chopper comes up witha better Commando name!Q: Who agrees that for Mental_Floss's 6 degrees, I should have them find the connection between One Piece (the anime) and One Pieces (the swimsuits)
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A) Chapter 433. Chimney wears a one-piece swimsuit. End of story.
Q) Did Chimney really wear that? What should she have worn? -
A::getlost: no, she didn't really wear it. BB used his black hole powers to create an alternate reality.
Q: If OP was the ENTIRE Back To The Future saga, who is who and what is what? -
A) Hiliruk is Doc, Usopp is Marty, Don Krieg is Biff, and Kaya is Lorraine.
Q) If Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country was One Piece, who would be who? -
A: I don't know shit about Star trek. so Franky would be kahn.
Q: Is it sad that my new goal is to have the most posts in this thread?
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A: Only in your head it is.
Q: CP9 Image song. What kind of song will it be like?
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A) Goth punk, with a little bit of dance techno.
Q) If Franky was Captain Kirk, and Iceberg was Spock, who would be Scotty? -
A: Scotty would be played by Nami except instead of a red shirt it would be a red flashy tank top.
Q: If Usopp fell on his face would it be the equivalent of falling while having a boner?
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A) No. Usopp's nose is harder than any boner there ever was, except maybe Brooke's.
Q) Is THIS why Kaya loves him so? -
A: Yes. She loves making love to Usopps faces.
Q: But does Usopp love it as much as Kaya?
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A: Probably not. He's getting more of a kick out of seeing Nami in the nude
Q: It is reasonable to think that I will defeat Cochise in his most post mission? -
A: No. it is not reasonable to think that. I'm determined to win
Q: If Zoro walked up to one of his enemies and with a bad ass/evil glare said "I will break you" would that be the single most awesomess moment in OP history.
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A: Na', Zoro doesn't really break people. It'd be odd
Q: If Luffy did some sort of huge finishing attack on the final villian and said "BLAM, BITCH!" before he did it, would THAT be the single most awesomest moment in OP history?
